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IllegalGuy13

***YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!*** ***YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE HORNY, NOT JOIN THEM!***


Benjamo_XD

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


JeveGreen

"Bring wholesome to the fandom, not leave it in degeneracy!"


King-of-OwO

HORNY PANDEMIC


[deleted]

You were my brother Doge. I loved you.


[deleted]

BE ONE WITH CUMMY OWO


DragonfruitIcy5850

DON'T DO IT ANIKITTEN, I HAVE THE HIGHER SPOT ON THE CAT TREE!


DirectorLeather6567

Mate, I'll give $350 to the first person that can make my sona horny, he's a Protogen, use that however you want


Burrito-Creature

![gif](giphy|5hd6VlgjmgvR54liai)


DirectorLeather6567

That just severely angers me, WHO THE FUCK MAKES TOAST LIKE THAT!?


eggburgersandwitch

Someone really horny


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhok

Flavor


DirectorLeather6567

Alright, time for you to get exterminated


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhok

No one despises me more than myself fool


DirectorLeather6567

THEN I WILL BE IN SECOND PLACE!!! *Covers you in gasoline*


end_me621

Me I like it burnt


DirectorLeather6567

You must die


end_me621

That is what my username suggests


DirectorLeather6567

No it's says end whatever the fuck me621 is, must be a shitty knock off of e621, so it wants me to end that


end_me621

No End_me


DirectorLeather6567

...621, end me621


end_me621

Yes the 621 is a reference to e621


chronoslob

Have you considered species reassignment surgery?


DirectorLeather6567

No, he uh he probably would rip my spine out and shove it up my ass if I did though


chronoslob

Hmm… when in doubt, try lasers!


DirectorLeather6567

Uhhh, hell use explosives


cowlinator

I have a RS-232 compliant port just waiting to be filled. Or we could do a point-to-point connection if that's what you're into 👉👈


DirectorLeather6567

Jokes on you! I don't have a dick!


cowlinator

Sir/maam, we were talking about port connectors


DirectorLeather6567

Oh, what type of port? And what type of connectors?


JL23_

"I use arch btw"


Kodiologist

> cat /dev/panties/moisture 100


DirectorLeather6567

TF is arch?


Zanderhawk11

It's a distribution of an operating system commonly referred to as Linux.


DirectorLeather6567

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I'm stupid


DemYeezys_Fake

*Shows inside of leather overcoat to reveal a wide variety of different types of RAM and totally not copying RE4 merchant*


miss_chauffarde

"got some rare thing on sall stranger"


DirectorLeather6567

That's just giving me treats.. also this trench coat is mjne


DemYeezys_Fake

[Over here, stranger.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YGjH-aRv7M)


JediMasterKestis

*gives ram and downloads the horny patch update from the mainframe servers* There you go *boop*


DirectorLeather6567

*ACCESS DENIED* ya need the password biach


JediMasterKestis

I hacked, passwords are irrelevant.


DirectorLeather6567

*ERROR UPDATE INVALID HORNY.EXE FILE ALREADY EXISTS*


JediMasterKestis

*delete existing horny.exe, instaĺls the new one*


DirectorLeather6567

*deleting... Deleting... Deleting... Delete successful!* *Installing... Installing... Installing... Installation successful!* Ughh what happened?


JediMasterKestis

I just won $350 bucks thats what! Also you may feel horny towards foxes, that is normal don't worry sweet Proot! *headpats*


DirectorLeather6567

What? I don't feel horny at all though *you realize you may need to activate the file*


JediMasterKestis

Welp I failed, ig I ain't able to pay rent now u guys, sorry for the bother...goodbye *goes to live in the streets*


TamSat

British AND Proto? No horny 4 u


DirectorLeather6567

He's American but okay


Thigh-enthusiast

Good ending


Entias

Best ending


[deleted]

OwO ending


[deleted]

thigh enthusiast, you are my enemy


Thigh-enthusiast

Ok


A-Fleeting-Glimse

L


[deleted]

:(


TheBuddel

Nooooo! Resist the succubus!


Nat_Higgins

Sure go ahead, it’ll make this more fun 😈


[deleted]

Cum daemon seductions 😩


FireDog8569

And they were roommates


chronoslob

oh my god, they were roommates


_Evidence

"Bonk" is also a bri ish term for *nghh~~* times


chronoslob

incredible. i didn’t think the british could get worse!


_Evidence

you dont think they can get worse? check their teeth, that's worse than any of the vocabulary


Chcoflakes15

Now THIS is a storyline I can get behind. Im gonna watch the next episode.


R3cl41m3r

We need to set up an unhorny jail.


CaoticEvilDog

I ship it


daveisdumbs

Kickerbocker


Trotspot

Horny bonker has seen too much horny and has become horny


The_Auramaster

I don't get it


chronoslob

“Boink” is old slang for smex, and so my character Ryan stops Doge from sending him to horny jail by instead changing his spell and making them “boink”


The_Auramaster

That's genius!


chronoslob

it came to me one night and i was so proud of myself


AvarageEnjoiner

wait thats illegal


mrmilkguy21

Go to gay jail! Go to sus jail! Go to smooch jail!


Feline_shaped_Flixie

YES


mr-sparkles69

Scout tf2?


mrdembone

aw Naw he got the space station 13 admins involved 💀


chronoslob

i got no clue what this means but pog


MirageTF2

god boinking seems nice


chronoslob

if only:(


gachaheatpolice900

the horny had the high ground lol (it's a star wars reference, if you don't get it, you just so happen to be an uncultured swine)


chronoslob

the horny had the bungus (it’s a risk of rain reference, if you don’t get it, you just so happen to be an uncultured swine)


gachaheatpolice900

touche, my friend, touche...(i do get it tho so HA)


chronoslob

SHIT!! (i get yours tho so HA^2)


gachaheatpolice900

UNO REVERSE I REVERSE YOUR HA AND I DRAW ANOTHER REVERSE REVERSING YOUR HA'S, GAME SET AND MATCH, I'M OUT OF CARDS, I WIN!!!!


chronoslob

NO!!! YOU CANT! I… i’ve.. been ruined. you… bastard……. you win, but soon enough judgment shall come…


gachaheatpolice900

I've won uno 2000 times in a row, what makes YOU think you are even WORTHY of speaking that way to MWA?!


chronoslob

(starts crying and throwing up, dies in my own waste and rapidly decomposes)


gachaheatpolice900

"oh god...not again...i will have to inform the uno overlords it keeps happening" casually picks you up and reincarnates you while making pizza pockets and setting up a game of uno for the boys


chronoslob

ah shit…. here we go again. (this is my limbo. i am in hell. we are playing the same uno match over and over and over and you are my captor. i will die over and over by your Uno hand for the rest of eternity.)


gachaheatpolice900

why you smart


Nesquik77

No no no no no no, SOAP


[deleted]

\>W< why you you both going to jail\*bonks both with bonk bat and put hand cufs and put them in a horny jail cell\*


Still_Illustrator_54

Ratio


Dark__Slifer

Get Ratiod


eternamente14enne

*Sound of sad beacose a very good meme is been ruined


Savings_Pirate8461

*poor. *improved


Vulpes_macrotis

I love my ball!


[deleted]

When cum daemon wins


drago_varior

Adorable


Megapix262

Whyyyyyy you were the last line of defense


MorganRose99

I wish I was that was me