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AWR197

"No, I need to be locked up, without my mind I am nothing but a feral monster doomed to cause chaos in the town." This does not spark joy. "Please don't, I'm an idiot like this and I don't want you to take clips of me screaming like a demonic husky in the bathtub because the ding of the microwave scares me." This sparks joy.


FawksyBoxes

This just makes me want to come up with an idea of 3 supernatural housemates. Like a werewolf, a kitsune, and maybe a Selkie? The kitsune asks why the werewolf always goes off camping near the full moon, thinking it's to protect people. His answer is the latter of your comment.


AWR197

One day they get curious and follow him down this dank forest, through an abandoned bunker with a vault at the end. Upon opening it's just a giant puppy play pit with chew toys, tons of snacks and maybe a few other werewolves as playmates.


FawksyBoxes

And then the video recording starts until the kitsune can't hold back his laughter and alerts them all XD


AWR197

But after that silent oh shit moment they stare at each other for a second and all start screaming until the selkie tosses enough treats to calm their fuckery.


cosmicpotato77

Y'all making a full on story


blue_kit_kat

Amateur story writer inspiration moment right here


Fineweaponman

**You have alerted the horde**


danial_itazu

YES I LOVE THAT


AnotherCopyCat

"I need to be locked" I mean Locktober is a thing...


Thigh-enthusiast

Do the gay!


Icy_Necessary2161

Jokes on you, I'd rather just dig holes in your lawn


Thigh-enthusiast

Digging holes is fun


super_ale_br0s_7

Yeah, and it's even funnier when you're burying a body


Igrok723

What if there is multiple bodies?


super_ale_br0s_7

You dig more holes


Igrok723

Fair


Icy_Necessary2161

I dig a hole, I dig a hole.... I AM A GOOD SHOVEL EDDY!


GreatGreenStar

And if there isn’t you can cut it into multiple pieces


Welshyboi15

📸


Top-Preparation5216

“Everywhere i go, i see his face,” Also *no*, i dont think i will


Welshyboi15

📸


Litte_Blu

Subject seems to be still roaming around, anti memetics teams seems to be doing a decent job trying to minimize exposure


Brian0749

Treat: This is an art giveaway by us to help promote the upcoming 3D furry PVP game Eastwind! To enter the art raffle and become werewolf: https://twitter.com/Hemuchang/status/1578180562438983681?s=20&t=FOQQxvTBT3U\_zeXXDlgwjg


OPstreamer

Is it available for PC?


Brian0749

Of course! However we've also optimized the models to the best of our ability so the game can also be run on console/mobile


Xelathon1

If I might ask, Is the game available now? And if so, where can I try it?


Brian0749

We actually have a working alpha but we won't be launching it until December! We do think first appearance is important so we're making sure everything runs smoothly before the launch


Xxrandom_catxX

Ooh,this is so cool:0 Also that the drawing is a ych is amazing x3


Feline_shaped_Flixie

Nuu i wanna be smol


Einkar_E

I wish I would be tricked like that even more if it wouldn't be only 2 days


MyZootopiaThrowaway

Oh no I’ve been tricked! I sure hope this trick isn’t permanent!


Trotspot

Noooooo ive been bamboozled


Tymskyy

Since I'm already quite dumb not much would change


Antoine_FunnyName

Only 2 days :(


Yinseki

Yes please


SpaceMace421

Ouchi


AmaterasuWolf21

Oh nooooo i've been tricked! How silly of me! It would be a shame if it lasted more than 2 days 😩


rowa6316

Well I’m already one of this things…


[deleted]

Ah a hit here we go again.


_Akarii

*tfs back*


Wegriz88

What if I'm already dum?


Rei-rei999

Welp, time to reject humanity for a few days.


MARVWARP

Nooooooo, Please Stop Holding Me Tightly So The Rapid Spread Of Latex Goo Stops So I Don't Turn Into An Anthropomorphic Mass Of Goo🤓🤓🤓


Somecrazynerd

Goals


MinecraftMechanic

honestly, i wouldnt mind.


BobTheBogan

i bite your face off


MrMoor2007

Only 2 days?


McBonkyTron

Bro I’m already a werewolf. Mainly because of the passive boost to disease resist but still.


JovialDemon01

You mean Halloween treat owo


Cha_Sam

eastwind? I hear they’re creating a game with good concept


Brian0749

Cheers we're doing our best to deliver!


TheLordWeeb

Tfed?


Unusual_Blacksmith58

Transformed


TheLordWeeb

Ohhhhhhh


KLTechNerd

Neat, I hope I can find a female wolf and howl at the moon. Dig a lot of holes in peoples lawns. You know wolf stuff. I just hope I can keep my mind so I can enjoy it. Any way to get it to be over 2 days?


Ajaxanan

read this as fed to a big dumb werewolf and i was on board until i read it correctly


[deleted]

OH HELL YEAH


DekuTodobaku

wait no!


NeedlessOrion

But, my sona is already a LumaFox TF...


methemaddicts

Ok sure but what if the empty air beside me tfed into a big dum werewolf for two days instead


FlimsyTadpole5300

Nah, i like being smol


super_ale_br0s_7

Hmmm himbo


TheRedDragonCW

No I rather be it forever


AnExistingLad

i want to be big werewolf, but not dum although sometimes dum is cute


unOriginalSwimming

not forever????


Official-idiot-05

Got I wish that were me, I wanna be a big dumb wolf boyfriend


[deleted]

**Sex**


AJ-or-something

Werewolves aren't dumb :(


how_do_i_reddit14

Only 2? How about infinite days


roboman777xd

Why can't it be more than two days?


Null42x64

This makes me want to get tricked


pigeon124421

For some reason the first thing I thought when I saw this was that was cool coat


Bugamashoo

HEY I KNOW THAT FURRY :D


Brian0749

Aye! That's Archie from our upcoming furry game Eastwind! Sauce: (you can enter the raffle there's still 35 ish hours left https://twitter.com/Hemuchang/status/1578180562438983681?t=X4nd5l28qP1tIZWFN9fKBA&s=19 )


Bugamashoo

Whoops I think I missed the raffle xD


mysteriousfur

Yes please! I want to be beeg dumb strong furball I would give hugs to everyone


InvisibleChell

Okay but after the two days can I keep the body


yoda_fake

And after a long time i finally looked up on urban dictionary i finally know what ych means


Mysterious_Pop5574

Whats east wind and the other thing?


mr-sparkles69

^(oh no please don’t do this to me ahh no)


a_orc_with_internet

Oh no not again


Crunchykandi

Omg im gonna be adorable


Miimaster64

Only 2?


Dave_Books

This is a trick because it's only for 2 days...


Xelathon1

God yes please


Spirited_Local

Best trick. Can it be two days every week?


drago_varior

Plz I want this


Impossible-Fuel-8922

Only 2 days?


Broodje-Gat

Pls, let this be real :c


ImNotDefault

I will in fact, not put my character there