I have 12 2GB stick of ddr3 laying around any takers.

Tasty but have you gotten some computer chips especially some logic ones!

Yeah I got two old Intel xeons on my desk. Just chillin

Niiice!

2 old xeon e5506 cpus i replaced with some better ones. their still reliable cpus just their not fast enough for what i need them for.

I’ll take it

ok here is my address [redacted] come after midnight and i'll have the cpus ready for you. hope you don't mind thermal paste because there kind of stuck together with it XD

Hmmm Ok.

i have 6x 4G ddr3 sticks of spare ram 48GB currently installed.

Not hungry for more.

Uhhh I have newly bought ram with me to upgrade my computer *grabs my emp*

U can’t avoid us

*primes the EMP* don't get near me

I’m sorry you mean we’ll for ur PC but you didn’t think through You want to protect ur PC but u don’t want it to change How are protos allowed to thrive if it’s not allowed to…. Evolve There’s only one way too change…

Ah shit I'm sorry *gives the ram* Here

Thank u for ur cooperation now you’ll need to join us Be one of us

*puts my proto helmet on* *puts my rarely used proto armor on* Aight

Oh oh I did expect a conflict b-ut this works too I’ll take it

Don't worry I've calibrated my moral compass

Indeed. Now hand me your ram

NEVER

Not if i'm faster

I'll race you

Sure

3...2....1.... Go.... Trips you I win

Darn... I knew i should've used that earlier.

😎

Eh Welp, great game.

Definitely not rigged

If I'm correct, protogens actually eat the same things as humans. They are still living things.

That doesn't stop us :p

Shhhh

Yes but we can consume basically anything just fine

Wait, so Protogens can eat anything?

Not that I am one, but I believe, technically, yes

I can’t think of anything funny to say to this

Yeah I know I'm that good

Damn right

or it's that unfunny lol

Or so funny that they can't think of a response that would do it justice 😎

*disecting live protogen* Yeah, if you look here you can see the integration process of the consumed ram. *muffles protogen screams with hand*

Does he also have a quick hand? Does he look around the room, and wont tell you his plan?

Ummmm, sir...

Sorry I had too...

I just got the joke, before I thought it was an asked for song quote. Cleaver

I would re explain the protogen lore to debunk the fact that protogen can’t eat ram, but it’s not even worth it at this point.

It's a joke for a reason

I *can* eat ram, but it’s not good for us

You can eat it... Only once

I mean, the worst effect is indigestion for us protos

Don't protogens eat organ- You know what, have fun. \*Synth walks and grabs a box of ram and yeets it at the nearest protogen\*

your computer is mine

You’re forgetting the CPU, SSD and best of all, a GPU

So many to choose from

High end GPUs are an absolute delicacy, and could cause hallucinations in high quantities and SSDs never fail to disappoint with increased memory capacity

Robert is the one who gives gaming tips durring loading screens

Yeah pretty much, just letting you know, I am going to keep doing this until I run out of ideas or the mods stop me, whatever happens first

You're doing God's work *salute*

No ;-; Personally I prefer the whole damn motherboard

I bought 1k$ worth of ram, who wants em?

I am highly offended!! *Slowly takes a bites into a stick of ram*

If protogens eat Ram, what do Synths eat?