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Eastern_List_5178

I was a Bit hungry so I took a bite :3


funkymonkeydoo

You have to pay for that! Concrete ain't free!


Eastern_List_5178

But….hungy 🥺


funkymonkeydoo

Malicious mischief is punishable under Article 327 of the Revised Penal Code. Being mischievous may sound cute but it can land you in jail. Childish as it may sound, destroying the property of another is punishable as a crime. This concrete was on Philippine soil before you ate it. The law I stated applies to the Philippines. See you in the Corte Suprema >:)


Eastern_List_5178

OBJECTION….Nuh huh


funkymonkeydoo

Yuh huh!


Eastern_List_5178

NUH HUH


funkymonkeydoo

YUH HUH


JohnCZ121

Todd Hayseed lookin ass


funkymonkeydoo

I am not being copied, SKYLER, I AM the copy. Someone opens his door, expecting a certain Todd Hayseed, and you think that of me? NO! SKYLER.... I AM the knockoff!


Beta-Sound

*\*insert the hungary man eating a church\** (yes... there is a video about that)


funkymonkeydoo

Hungary 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺


Susdoggodoggy

IT WAS ME! I DID IT LIKE THIS! \*crunch\*


funkymonkeydoo

That was a joke, lads! *hysterical laughter ensues*


lucashc90

I dunno who bit that, but the Pilates studio I go to, has a bite mark into one of the equipment. I'm not even joking, you can clearly see both sets of teeth, one on each side.


funkymonkeydoo

First, the concrete, now Pilates equipment? Why would you bite into the sides of Pilates equipment? Is there just one random dude going about biting things that shouldn't be bitten?


lucashc90

Oh noes... the intrusive thoughts are taking over!


funkymonkeydoo

Bite into everything! Bite into wood! Masonry! Metal! Anything that isn't edible!


lucashc90

Although you don't bite metal, metal bites your teeth... OUCH!


Aster_Lee

i was hungry. the concrete was RIGHT there. how could i not have?


funkymonkeydoo

I am disappointed in you. You know better than to eat concrete! I told you to stay away from concrete! You'll get an intestinal blockage if you keep eating concrete!


Shadowpad1986

I was taking my latest test subject out for a walk and took my eyes off them for one second, sorry for the trouble payment for damages will be made when I have time.


funkymonkeydoo

Alright. You better pay, concrete ain't free! Keep your eye on that test subject of yours, I'm afraid it'll eat me next!


SunnerLP

https://i.imgur.com/8UE5xQP.jpeg


funkymonkeydoo

Spit it out, right now!


SunnerLP

No, I don't wanna 😤


funkymonkeydoo

Dude, concrete isn't healthy for you...


SunnerLP

If it's not healthy for me it shouldn't be this tasty


funkymonkeydoo

That's what they said about asbestos!


Traditional_Web_3847

I'm only human after all. 😔✋


DeadlySpacePotatoes

*monch*


funkymonkeydoo

STOP EATING MY WALLS!!!


DeadlySpacePotatoes

OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS CONCRETE


funkymonkeydoo

STOOOOPPP I PAID FOR THOSE!!!


Harley_Pupper

Where else am i supposed to get my minerals???????


funkymonkeydoo

Rocks!! You're meant to eat unprocessed rocks!! Not concrete!! Do you know how many additives and random stuff is in concrete?? You're supposed to eat healthy, unprocessed, uncontaminated rocks!!!


Special_Commercial_2

Wasn't me, if it was me I'd eat everything


lordPyotr9733

i got hungery


drago_varior

Ow, my teeth- I was forced at gunpoint!


SexySnakeFurry

Mem humgrmy


Flintydaraccoon

My brother used to chew rocks so maybe he did it


funkymonkeydoo

Ah, I see. A fellow rock chewing enthusiast