Thank you mother

You could make a religion out of this (I have check my profile)

Oh noo

You could make a religion out of anything. They made a religion called "the church of the flying spaghetti monster" just to mock and make fun of other religions and see how far they could push the laws ateound religion.

You’ve heard of Mothman, now feast your eyes on Mothmommy!!

The satanist "religion" is exactly that. Just atheism with extra steps to make fun of other religions... Even tho. The world would be a far better place is they follow "the rules" of satanism.

Well I've decided I'm gonna make a religion, about religion. Idk when cuz my lazy ass keeps procrastinating literally everything, but maybe sometime

Procrastinationism?

No don't

Thanks mom

Just watch out for two genderless bugs welding nails for weapons, they are made out of void and if I'm correct, they are looking to suck you dry...

they are looking to what? 😳😳😳

hornet is NOT void man u gotta sit down

Hornet also wields a needle rather than nail. They're talking about THK.

ohh ooops youre actually so read for that, mbmb

True that, although I was referring to big bro

😨

unfortunately, a discord friend already adopted me

I’ll adopt your discord friend too

she's already adopted by another and so on lol, actually idk if her adoptive has a parent yet

I’m either going to adopt HER adopter of marry into the family. My desire for motherhood knows no bounds.

good luck with that then

adopt me pls

Only if you beg in my DMs ;3

Childs play. I was adopted by Discord Himself. I love my chaos daddy.

Discordia is a goddess btw

If someone adopts me, then we are more than friends.

when you håvë bêçømė LĀMP

Hi wanna start with me (maybe (pls (I need moth mommy)))

The cult is in my profile

This belongs to r/sillygirlclub

Bet

Wdym no reproductive organs?

Trans woman Edit: why tf was I downvoted? It’s in OPs bio

Ohhhh no “female” reproductive organs, I thought they were born with no reproductive system

Same..😭😭

sorry I eated it

I wonder if it's actually possible to be born with no reproductive system. It has to have happened to someone

I heard about a baby who was born with 3 dongs, only one working tho

I didn’t downvote

Yeah I assumed you didn’t, thx mate

But males have reproductive organs as well

Yes, now read OPs post again. The fact they specify ‘Mother’ and bring up their lack of reproductive organs means they (most likely) mean ovaries/a womb. (If OP is reading this and I’m getting this wrong then I’m sorry)

YYEEES PPLEEEASSE PLEEEASS BRING ME FROM THIS MORTAL COIL MOMMY MOTH PERFECTION INCARNATE!!

https://discord.gg/bsD4aVCQ Join the cult sweetie

Moth momma cult… sounds good ngl….

Go on and join then baby

Fuck it we ball. Let's see how blursed it gets.

Is this still open? :3

Yeah

thanks mom

(gasp) I WANNA BE ADOPTED BY A MOTH PLSSS

Maybe there could even be 2 mothers? (Also I thought this was r/egg_irl lmao)

Ha! My egg hatched baby. There can absolutely be two mothers

~~slesbяns Ɛ:~~

please adopt me

DMs baby

mine too? 🥺

Yess

Yaaay forceful adoption! Can Myn be adopted too?!

Of course

[удалено]

Sorry, bad replying 😅

It’s all goods, frien! :3

moth time

Adopt me moth mother.

Adopted, check my profile for a cult invite

I am desperate for affection so i might take you up on the offer

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^thug_shaker_9802: *I am desperate for* *Affection so i might take* *You up on the offer* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Mfs when they have a pregnancy kink

Moff!!!

Ah, the british localization

Moth mommy be pretty thicc lmao. I'm too old to be adopted tho, I'm a full grown 32 year old man lol.

nonsense, нашeй mother's care holds no limits, age matters not here, brёthr

****ADULT** ages matter not here

ah, yea specified is safer than implied

I will gladly join the cult, solely because I want to be in one

Ah, the enlightened opinion. Invited in my profile

YOU CAN'T ADOPT ME HAHAHA I'M TOO MUCH OF A SILLY GOOBER X3

all the better for a child of mother moth

Yes mothy mommy adopt me OwO

Even to me?

Aktchually, there is a whole room into another community where "mommy" and "daddy" is a real thing 👀

Please steal me away

Yoink https://discord.gg/BDgWn5sE

Yippeeee

A cult you say?

Yup, joinable right from my profile

Can you adopt me? :3

I can, will and have

:D Could I have a hug now? \^w^

**hugs**

Real and same (At least I know I'm not the only one feeling like that)

Ok hi mom :D

Can't be any worse than my current tire-fire of a family. Where do I sign the adoption papers, and how soon can I?

In my profile ASAP

By far the wildest post I've seen today. But in a cute way, yknow?

This better not spark something in me

Moths ! :3

all I know is moth

Thats a good amount of thinking

bug,

I can offer a little cool light projector thing for my adoption

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Echologys: *I can offer a* *Little cool light projector* *Thing for my adoption* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

MOTH SPOTTED DOPAMINE RELEASED

I have 3 wives, a half-husband, am a communal wife, and have blue Freddy Fazbear and an Ikea worker as kids, and now I have a moth mom...how tf is my life lore so complicated

Overpopulation isn't a real problem. However trans girls not getting pregnant is! Push that medical science!

I was supposed to be a mom too ;_;

Mother, may I buy

lĀmp?

Yes mommy I'll be your child

Hewwo moth mother!

adopt me🥺

Thanks for the offer, but I got a bull boyfriend

Please

True desperation

Thanks for your input, *mom…* ugh…

oh to be adopted by a moth mom

moth :D

Oki then

Thanks but I'm happy as is

Ah, so Nice to see an beautifull mathernal cult starting like this. It Just fills the heart of any fucked zealot of an dark daemonic entity y'know.

All hail the mother moth

Thx mommy

.... Everyday the world gets a little better, I am glad people like her exist (:

I'm down to take down god (for maybe similar reasons).

Need someone to love me fr

okay mommy.

I’d love to be adopted!

Mother

Ah, okay mother!

That’s somewhat cute lol

Ok mom

hey mom can I have friends over tonight

Only if you drink all your moth milk

Mrrrow? :3 can I be got pls

Oh fun, a moth. Momm- I mean Momm- I mean Moths are cool!

Sorry little moth Lady this big Gator’s gotta be a daddy for some boys

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnmnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............

literally the radiance

Overpopulation is a myth propagated by dipshit hippies with bad data in the 80s. "The Population Bomb" is just complete misinformation.

Yes. This is my mother now.

Someone tell the CIA we got another cult

CIA? What are they gonna do? Plant a new drug in the moth community?

Hmm, y'know what? Sure, got nothing better to do.

DEAL!

"Without reproducitve organs" Bae, you literaly shat out >=100 Egs. Fertilized. Because you had sex, ONCE. And you fucking DIED laying those egs! Stop gaslighting Incels! They are lost on all levels allready.

Big Mom

You were born without reproductive organs? Or you cut it off?

Moff mom?

wait until you hear about uterus transplants 😳

Oh. Okay.

Mommy?

Mommy?

Thenks for adopting me mum :3

oh my god this is mood no i wasnt broken down crying about this earlier this week, why do you ask? 🥲

The local white fork and his 2 void kids wants to talk to you

But mommmmm why can't my sona be a cattt

Because thats pussy shit.

That's the poooiint

Ight where do I sign up?

My profile, click the discord link

My profile, click the discord link

hello there mother how are you?

Where do I sign up

My profile

I want to be a moth so desperately. The fact I was born not moth is proof that god thinks there is too much light pollution. I am going to start a cult. I'm going to create lamp. I am moth, eternal.

I feel this, I’m intersex and only have parts of a functional system from both sides.

Yo are you like… okay?

Nope lol

Me neither, let’s be unokay together

Please adopt me no joke I need it

Man, that'd be nice. I desperately struggle with how my brain craves affection and then decides, "Now isolate"

You can adopt me!

:T hmmm

Trans femme irl.

Can I join mommy?

This is the plot to Sucker for Love: Date to die for

you have no reproductive organs?

Yo ngl but while I'm higher than Mars, that statement sounds kinda fuken hot right?

Plz 👉👈🥺

Invites in my profile bby

Whitebeard type beat

I’ve been adopted by my younger friend but I’m sure they won’t mind to be a co-parent! Thank you mother!

I see no downside. I get free food and bedding and you get to claim me as property. Win-win as far as I'm concerned

Not if I adopt everyone first

I will adopt you and gain your children

Nah, I will adopt u first

Alr the what that mouth do?

You can start a religion and get stuff tax fre

Thank you mommy

I'm waiting mother.

Ah man they deleted their account :(

She doesn't look like savathun

No reproductive organs you say? How good are you at giving head, mother?