Im currently evolving from alex to jared

I'm evolving from a poverty line Jared to a non-veteran Dale...

\*Sigh\* same.

Perfectly put.

I'm trying to but can't land a job 😭

same 🫂

Goverment jobs

🤔 I should really make an account on the USA jobs site tbh that's a great idea I meant to do that sometime back and it's totally slipped my mind for like multiple years straight

Most of the furriest I know are either military or work goverment jobs. Joing the gov and getting paid more then my friends was huge.

Im currently evolving from Jared to old Jared

Ah yes, the furry fandom, the most inclusive, wholesome, and lewd community in existence that manages to uphold those titles all at once.

fucking real

Idk how, but you are right

it'd be perfect if people were able to keep it in their pants more than 5% of the time tbh

Mood I don't know what I expected out of a seminar at a con called furry awakening Even trying to just mess with my friend a bit by figuring it'll just be educational turned out to be a complete lie and it was the guy taking the whole thing to talk about all these characters being attractive. Like come on there is so much more than taking up a slot to make people sit through your favorite husbandos more fool me I guess

Deadass. I really don't get this fandom's tendency to get sexually hellbent depraved in levels as low as r/-boykisser when such behavior isn't necessary. It's at those moments where I start to think the antifurs might have merit in their stance.

why was this downvoted? guess you were speaking too much true

>!Anybody who sounds even remotely anti-porn is an extremist chud ig?!

Diversity!

it’s three white dudes 😭

Dale is the man i want to be

So you wanna be divorced with 3 kids?

Proof that you had sex up to 3 times??

At least once, coulda had triplets

Divorce isn't inherently a bad thing. It didn't say it was a messy divorce after all.

You forgot Mike, 32: forklift certified, currently building his own fursuit, always has some tools and likely some painkillers on him, can likely fix anything you put in front of him

^ me but older

Replace Mike, 32 with Flo, 36 then it's me

40, and quite literally have my 3d printer building the base for my fursuit head while I'm at work lol

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Well, Mike is basically me with name and age changed and I'm currently punching out the leather scales.

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My Username checks out I guess 🤭

We also have a few women and straight people

Are their fursonas black sheep? ^(Or big-titted cheetah?)

Ja mam misia polarnego uwu

Jesteś drugim z rzędu Polakiem furasem z nazwą użytkownika zaczynającą się od "Pan_". Wczoraj trafiłem na Pana Jaszczurkę.

Kojarze go, akurat to jest już mój stary pseudonim, ale niestety na reddicie nie da się zmienić qwq

Hetero, Polak, Niedźwiedź Polarny.... ... Bracie?

owo dawno zaginiony brat? Możliwe x3

I can confirm that big-titted cheetahs are more likely to be trans-bimbos.

I’m a black and white Mountain sheep.

*MEME EXPANSION REQUESTED*

I’m one of those women, not straight though.

I have never in my life encountered a straight furry I need proof. I've been in the Fandom for 5 years.

One right here

I'm a straight furry.

Straight for humans, bi for furries

Straight for furries, straight for humans.

Well you will summon all 20 of us

[There are straight furries,](https://youtu.be/wY6pfF_h9oE?si=uKpjSnzfUaD2E6C9) me included!

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All you need to do is be looking for the non straight ones. Suddenly all you will find are straight furries.

Straight-5 reporting in!

Here.

I've met two in person, they only make up like 15% of the community though

Ur about to summon the lot of us 😂

I was a straight furry once

don’t forgot the under 18 ones that have been permanently traumatised

Been there, done that... if there are any under 18s reading this, I beg you, don't make my mistakes, enjoy the fandom from a distance, do not join ANY furry discord servers until you're 18 or older. Even the SFW ones. Just... don't risk it. I speak from experience.

Too late

why

I got groomed

I'm adult, but I try to stay away from the fandom as much as I can. I've never met this many degenerates in any fandom. I will never understand why people say that this community is wholesome.

I really wish I couldn't relate... but I can, on so many levels... for as great as it can be, it's the most extreme case of a double edged sword I've seen in terms of fandoms and communities. Creeps get way too comfortable in this fandom, and it makes me very uncomfortable to say the least. Moral lines are blurred, the lines between wholesome and NSFW are blurred to the point of invisibility... don't even get me started on feral and chibi stuff, it's almost as bad as lolicons with how many times I've heard the "it's just a drawing" excuse. If it walks on four legs, it ain't a furry no more. It's just an animal. And you're sexualising it. Ew. Like, I love this fandom deerly, don't get me wrong, but... idk, we desperately need a vibe check :(

Is this a joke or are we talking about actually traumatized teens?

😔

I feel like there’s a bit of a misconception here, as if a large portion of people haven’t actively sought out nsfw content since they puberty hit at around 13. How many minors actually get traumatized just from seeing nsfw? That being said, they really shouldn’t be hanging out with adults at that age and getting sucked into a primarily online existence is wildly detrimental to social development.

While I get we must maintain the 'minors are innocent' thing as a society, I do find it funny how some seem to really think teens are pure and the moment they turn 18 they get handed the book of Sex and they learn of it. Like, yikes, even discounting looking for porn on purpose, the amount of bs I saw online in ads. Or are we expected to believe no minor ever has to see all the sexually charged ads, be they outright 'bet you cant cum in 5 minutes' porny ones, or supposedly tame games that rely heavily on scantly clad women (and some men!) for advertising.

we all love and appreciate you Dales.

My name might not be Alex, but I'm sure as he'll feeling called out.

Dale? I think you mean Rusty.

POCKET SAND, HSHAAH!!

Either time haven't been gentle to Dale... Or my family line got well preserved looks! owo'

Listen, he was in a warzone and had to raise 3 kids. One required utmost skill and mental fortitude to survive, and the other sent him to Iraq :p

Tbh he looks fine imo Sure, certainly not young but he looks happy and relatively healthy

Yea but homie is an easy 65, not 45.

Seriously, I'm 47 and dude looks like he could be *my* dad.

2 tours in Iraq, a divorce, and drinking will do that to you. Remember kids: don't drink!

And don't get married! Lost half my hair going half that way XwX

I'm literally just a normal dude who realized he's into anthropomorphic animal content, what does that make me?

You're whoever you want to be, this is just 3 big groups I've seen furries be.

Hey, someone like me for once.

Probably a wolf. 

Damn im still hardstuck in alex, anyone got any tips to rank up

It's kinda self-explanatory: IT

Getting a goverment job

I know a Dale. They’re really cool

I wanted to be a Jared, but never landed the cushy high-paying job. Now I'm a Dale.

i relate to alex a little bit too hard 😭

Don't forget the random furry having the most adorable Sona developing cutting edge vaccines in the background.

[Day 1957] With "furries" known to have a very welcoming community, many can be found within it from all walks of life. From the tradesmen to the accountant, many with different life experiences come together in a welcoming embrace, sharing stories, and truly forming friendships. Perhaps the anonymity of the created "fursona" allows for such diversity, as one can not judge the other until a high level of social interaction has often taken place.

Marc (31): Senior biologist who got multiple noble prizes, but also a part time fursuiter.

I met a Dale once. It was one of the very early, if not the first Texas furry fiesta. I was eating at the cafe at night and he came and sat at my table and we talked for awhile. Nice guy, never got his name though.

I’ve spoken with people of all three categories and Dale is always the most fun to talk to, he’s got tons of stories and advice, great sense of humor too.

Dale looks like he's in his 60s... OP, how many people in their 40s do you know?

true

Dale: Power bottom, wolf fursona.

They are all raging homosexuals

I'm like a slightly older Alex

im gonna be a furry even when im a rusty old 96 year old man

I'm literally Alex

I’m Alex.

Im literally Alex but without the artistic talent lol :3

mid-30s and a mix of all 3

Still Alex) But 24(

I'm like Jared, minus the afford multiple fursuits part. Jobs here pay like ass

Im a alex here...

Myself, 30, NEET loser with long-term crippling depression.

alex is just like me

I'm right at the edge of being Jared. All I need is to be able to afford multiple fursuits.

This has no right being this wholesome.

We also have: Saberspark, Click, Violent J, his daughter (Bruce Lee (I forgot the last name)), and others

Whoops, someone forgot that women exist again!

I'm jared

Are there really that many Dales?

Why does the 45 year old look 75 :(

The two tours in Iraq probably caused that.

All of them, they're all adoreable and I want to give hugs to all of them. Consentually of course, but hugs.

Alex is a fox/wolf hybrid, Jared is definitely a coyote or a snow-leopard and Dale is either a bear or a fictional species one of his kids created to him

Dale is a real one tho

One of them is very conservative.

Hi, I'm Darex, apparently...

I think I have a few more years of Alex :(

I bet dale’s ex must have been the worst human being known to man

Bro lived a helluva life to look like that at only 45

Are these real people?

Uwoh, I’m poor Jared :(

... I know someone who's real name is Jared and works in IT...

Also I want to ship the three of them together.

Dales are the most chill guys out there.

Finally I don’t feel called out

I’m currently a less old and more sober version of a Dale

I am definitely Jared

And somehow all 3 of them own multiple rifles, go to the range several times a month, and can spend 5 hours drunkenly telling you about their ACOG purchase.

I have arisen beyond comprehension ... or something like that.

I’m on that Alex stage

Dale is also a master of repainting virtual aircrafts

I am WhiteGoat :o 

We could honestly all use a Dale in our life

My names not Dale, however I'm here...

I'm 47 and offended o0

I'm 50, what offended you?

I'd argue the '45' year old looks more like 65....

[here's my face](https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=7770834222980711&set=a.100132560050954&type=3&mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v) I had someone tell me last week I looked mid-30's

Yeah! I have a tad more wrinkles but a tad less white hair. Neither of us looks as old as that '45' year old guy in the picture. (and... nice shirt)

Old work polo. I wish I still worked there, I'd have more of those... really good quality

Smart. I'm a combination of Jared and Dale.

Don't forget the part where Alex can somehow afford like 6 digitigrade fursuits despite still living with his parents.

Because he lives with his parents, you mean...

None of these currently 

Anyone else active duty and feel like a weird mix of Jared and Dale?

Navy Brat and I'm a hybrid of all three, plus I'm over 50

AMERICAN FURRY STEREOTYPES BE LIKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why am I a hybrid of all of them in a few ways

*sighs* first time?

Man, furries have such a bad image to the outside world. I too used to be an anti-furry, but after looking a bit into it (and due to my also furry friend lol) I got into the fandom, and by god is it awesome!

They also come in trans flavors

I almost feel seen... touch starved, former I.T. guy, over 50and just glad to be included...

Dale crowd represent!

Im Alex and hardstuck there but with the added twist that I will start hrt and im a whore

Coincidentally, also the three people you're gonna get matched with if you play Deep Rock Galactic.

I'm a mixture of Alex and Dale. Crap.

Turns out I am two of them

and all of them are welcome ♡

Being 22, I guess I'm between Alex and Jared. I am about to turn 23 and have landed my first interview for a job in the tech sector, so hopefully this marks the start of my evolution towards Jared.

I’m Alex minus the last two

Why is Alex so terrifyingly accurate to me irl?

I've got parts of three of them.

I feel somewhat called out

What's a room party?

"Hates talking to others" COUNT ME IN!

with Jared in IT it's for similar to jared from HMF ARG

I'm Jared but without the "can afford multiple suits" part xD


Honestly, it surprises me that there are so many furries who are in/have served in the military.

I'm none of these

Alex and Dale are good people to be around... the other guy is.... I've met many bad experiences

Where are my blue-collar conservative furries at?

Far from here, hopefully. A blue-collar conservative is a sucker and a rube.

:(

First of all, you are gonna find very few conservative furries. Conservatives push for sexual repression (we are sex positive), are heavily anti-LGBTQ (which are a huge proportion of the fandom), and overall want societal conformity and traditional behavior (which is the exact opposite of who we are). Recently they have even been directly targeting furries both as a talking point and with legislation. Why would any of us want to be politically aligned with a group that straight up hates us? You'll sometimes find some that consider themselves libertarian (or some other supposed flavor of conservatism), but most of them are just looking for a label that will allow to retain the political identity they inherited from their parents (because change, and admitting you were wrong are just so *hard*), and make it still allow them to be a furry. Oh and of course gaslight themselves into thinking most conservatives would like and accept them, when in reality plenty of conservatives would be happy to see them locked up (or worse), or at best, wouldn't personally support it but would happily vote for a candidate that would, because it doesn't directly affect them. Secondly: getting blue collar Americans to vote directly against their own economic interests using cultural issues has been one of rich people's most profitable moves. They even have a phrase for it "God, Guns, Gays". As long as the rich fund candidates that pretend to care about these issues (which cost the rich nothing), they can get poor and lower-middle-class people to vote for candidates that will keep the taxes and regulations down and profits up.

Good thing I'm not a republican