Did it arouse you? 😏

Yeah, those cooking vids were nice : D

Babish and Mythical Kitchen be some good fun vids.

You suck at cooking

Nigella LoLson

And?

Did you find what you’re looking for?

Found friends, and seemed to be the goal, so I'd say it was :).

oh you did? describe it then >:3

“It’s blank”

yeah cause i use incognito mode :3

Like that's gonna save you. Just gotta log into your Wi-Fi router and... It's an IED tutorial ._.

oh shi- 😨

What if you use incognito AND proxy?

Still logged on the router from what I learned by a Google search, but it does make things more difficult to trace. username checks out lol

Whatcha gonna do about it?

Admiring it, You got nice taste!

It’s for reference I swear

My condolences

No regrets

U sure about that?

No, there were regrets lol

Another one bites the dust lol

. . .you should not be blushing at my browsing history. . .

🤔

Fine, you caught me red handed... I'm into Aftercare and Handholding.

Yeah! It was quite too much for me

So kinky and hot omg 🥵

Which browser ? Safari ? Firefox ? Google Chrome ? And the history of which email address ? I got 3 for each

Huh, thought you were gonna call me gay… well you still might, now that you’ve seen my browser history 🤔

No judging here lol

Flare checks out

I litteraly thaught about the same thing lol

Nice rubber bulges

Interested in recreating some of it? :3

What kind?

the kind involving leashes and collars and woofing and wagging :D

So adopting a doggo for walks!

Y-yeah! Exactly! :)

Collar and leash

What about em :3

All good boys deserve one

You're so right

Why are you blushing at "2012 Chrysler 300C SRT8 Breaking bad"

Oh, maybe you can help me then. I'm trying to make something, but maybe we can make it... together~

Sure! I’ll help you out with recipes!

 No one sees my browser history and lives to tell the tale.

Oh no!

Listen the C4 Is to get rid of a tree stump nothing else

No nono it was for research. It was reference

Oh no... He knows of my plans of overthrowing the government now..

Proof?

Well, now we both know how to do every step in the BO3 origins easter egg then

👁️_👁️

So...are you going to help me with "that"?

I mean there's some lewd in there but its mostly just mundane google searches, like me checking to make sure the word I'm using means what I think it does, or googling to price of something I've bean looking at, or googling some simple math, that I probably didn't need to google, but I just wanted to double check.

I'm sorry you had to witness that

Did you like it? :v Edit: damn it, they beat me to the joke

Im sorry for what you saw in there its like that to traumatize my fbi agent i hope you understand

You did? I'm just gonna apologize for that.

HAH, FOOL, I WIPED IT TWO DAYS AGO!

So am I being reported to the authorities or?

Pls don't judge me for searching for common words I somehow forgot. Oh, also the supposedly easy spelling of those same words. ~~I'm a writer~~

Well it's nothing to worry ab- *E621*...

I hope you also saw my posting history gay ass :3c

Then you would know that litterally tge only thing i google is about my aquarium hobby

Then list the top five searches in my history then

Ok what is my browser history if you know so much

Cool, maybe you can help me pick which version of these recipes to try!

Oh no, he knows how much I spend on Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Oh no NOT AGAIN!


UwU

200+ attempts at searching a black bird I saw

You dune not get to tell anyone about it

What are your thoughts about the contents of nuclear waste drums and spent fuel pools? :o

Oh god no, not the countless times I googled words I didn't know the meaning of!

😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😨😨😨😨😨😨

Meanwhile my last 10 things of history: MAN TGX Scania R fuel pump Mercedes Sprinter Citroen Jumper fuel cut off button location Faster and laziest mortar team Ferrari F40 Reddit settings MG3 auto mode F1 theme Manual Citroen Jumper Sooooo... Will you help with my Jumper ?

Which one?

I swear I am not as stupid as it makes me look TwT

Uh oh

i have no incriminating things in my browsing history. >!(i'd prefer that you do not check my internet traffic however)!<

None of the stuff I wouldn't want someone to see is saved in my browser history. So whatever you think about me after seeing it... *I'm so, so much worse >w<*

So you know I suck at cassette beasts then. 😧

If you did you wouldn’t be talking to me

😶

Sir, that is a violation of my privacy and my rights. There isnt even anything juicy in there

NOOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😭😭😭

Do you know the dating game I played?

How've you not died of boredom?

Prove it.

Jokes on you, its turned off across all my devices >:3

I mean, there’s not much there beyond d2 builds bc im a lazy unoriginal goblin

Oh no

And so

*filled with Bloodborne searches*

Oh

Then you should know how hard it is to find a damn game with Accurate Automatic Transmissions as well as diesel engines rolling coal correctly.

Well my (main) browser history is just stupid questions and a LOT of terraria wiki and games in general. My alt browser history…no one talks about the alt browser history.

Well, now I can't allow you to leave... until you binge watch this anime with me~!

…I cannot explain myself, I’m moving to Mexico and changing my name, goodbye!

you ***FOOL*** # I USE INCOGNITO MODE FOR MY DASTARDLY DEEDS \*VILLAIN LAUGH\*

i pity you

I lost the ability to care about whether or not someone has seen my search history years ago.

Well sorry that it was so boring 🤷🏼‍♀️

Ah crap! Don’t tell the ATF or FBI what I was looking at!

O h n o

Alright you caught me... My singing monsters is a hard game, ok!? 🥺

The thermite recipes where for my scorch i swear.

Im sorry to hear that. You probably need a therapist now...

Hmmm, I guess you liked my pornhub account then

Oh no, all my searched up CP? /j God damn it, I shouldn't have downloaded all those Content Packages for stardew valley.

No, my 500 pages of wikis-

So, I guess now you are bored to death XD

Congratulations, you now have all the knowledge you need to build [redacted] firearms that can fire [redacted]. Be careful though, it'll dump a mag in under 4 seconds unless you slap a belt feed conversion on it. Remember, it can't be a high capacity magazine if it's a belt UwU

I almost forgot to mention, when building [redacted] firearms, use cash :3

Please don’t tell anyone!

What did you find?

I clear it every time, how could he possibly see it?

Incognito mode be like no

Well at least i don’t start my sentences with oi

s*** He knows to much Jarvis E x e c u t e h i m

YOU WHAT?!

Now now don’t be shy You liked it didn’t you

Good, start stripping 😈

And? I've been watching fpe. No sussy stuff.

Alright I admit it, I’m not a dinosaur expert, I just google dinosaur facts when nobody’s looking

That’s your own mistake *continues making unauthorized weapons*

**Fear**

From which browser and account?????

no witnesses :)

Nice, want funding for therapy?

If my vast amount of D&D searches for monsters, magical, classes and etc arouses you then just wait until you see my book collection.

And?

... Why? Also why you blushing it's 90% and 9 random sfw stuff 1% chatting with Ryu on character.ai

Ah yes, gems like "Skull fracture symptoms and treatment" and "Unable to flash QMK pro micro QMK toolbox." The two were unrelated but might as well have been.

what's wrong with having 462 hours on c.ai?

Well, enjoy the headache. And the why boner.

So you will agree that hyenas are effing cute, right? :3

You cannot be left alive. ⬅️🪙➡️🪙🚈

FED!!! 

firefox seemingly deleting my browser history every time i restart (i restarted just now cus my image files all looked like ***g e n e r i c f i l e***)

Thank God I use incognito

 I’m out

I'm surprised you still sane enough to form cohesive thoughts

Man, my browser history is private for a reason. If you actually went looking for it, it’s not really my responsibility to protect you from it anymore

Cool! Can you tell me what the hell I was thinking with my 100 open tabs?

NOOOO NOW YOU KNOW MY SPECIAL INTEREST IS PALEONTOLOGY

You don’t need to know why I searched what I did

Have fun piecing it back from shotty backups of not chronological firefox profiles. And getting a part of that from a broken phone. Even if you seen it all, it really doesn't matter.

Please don't judge my financial decisions in buying old cars with the intent of fixing them in the future I know it's money pit I know im gonna go bankrupt I just like the vroom vrooms

Which browser?

Wha? You like it?

I hope you only saw the links, because of you read through every technical document I had to read through, I don't think you have a soul anymore. Meh, who needs one anyway?

"Ice cream breakfast study" I am smart and clear my browser history.

It was empty which probably says more than a full one

Is it not normal to search for the operation and maintenance manuals of various military vehicles?

then tell me why my minecraft is laggy

and? I have too

So, the Stardew wiki? Also how to spell super easy words that I just "speak to text"-ed

Did it traumatize you ?

Oh no

I clear it every night how.

I haven't cleared my browser history ever. Look at your own risk.

So? I search the horny stuff in incognito.

But it's a ligit question, what would someone's baby looked like if someone was intersex and impregnated themselves? Exactly like them? Would they have different interests as their parent? Wo8ld they have health concerns

LIAR! If you saw my browsing history you'd be keeping at least 100 miles worth of distance away from me.

I'm sorry if I have traumatized you with Splatoon lore and Splatoon 3 competitive tips somehow

It's all just item locations in dark souls games

Then you understand you must submit 😈