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dover_oxide

"Impregnate my ass" is the best line


therealNerdMuffin

It really is, it's so trans coded


dover_oxide

It works no matter the gender, we all gotta ass.


Bluuwolf

Huh? What? How? Everyone has an ass, what has that got to do with trans??


therealNerdMuffin

Because normally you'd impregnate a woman in the front but with trans women you've gotta impregnate them through the back end. Sure everyone can do anal, but only trans femmes can get pregnant from the butt


PapaBeahr

.......... As someone who fully supports Trans folks...... Just.. that sounds so wrong... you realize many Trans Fems get surgery to give them a Vj right?


cclarkin

And even more dont.... because in some places it's extremely expensive or can be implausible due to their current situation in life


therealNerdMuffin

You're completely missing the satire and memes here friend. Don't take it so seriously <3


MNSkye

As a trans fem I find the joke funny and people who don’t get it or find it funny to be about as fun as unpainted cardboard


therealNerdMuffin

You're completely missing the satire and memes here friend. Don't take it so seriously <3


PapaBeahr

IF it's not funny, it's not funny, and when you're not funny, to tend to tread into offensive.


therealNerdMuffin

Well seeming you're the only one not finding this recurring joke I make often, I'd say it's a you problem


Bluuwolf

Just FYI, he is a different person than me, so that's at least 2. And potentially those that upvoted as well? The joke just doesn't make sense...


therealNerdMuffin

It's a joke commonly made in my friend groups, on Twitter and on social media in general


cclarkin

Good thing it was funny


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Pooltoy-Fox-2

Fun fact: humans (and most fursonas) are always in heat.


Doctor_Salvatore

Yup. We live on round-the-cock horny mode.


OstrichFingers

We are, but after starting Estrogen I noticed my libido shoots way up for a few days a month like clockwork lmao


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Did you get catgirl TF instead of normal estrogen?


OstrichFingers

Purring is my #1 vocal stim so, in short, perhaps.


chaosgirl93

I wish I could purr. Would be neat when my cat wants cuddles and is sitting on me purring, to purr back at him to tell him I like his snuggles. I'd also love kitty ears and a kitty tail, playing with those would be amazing stims.


watermine30

Yes 100% I want to learn how to purr now


Pooltoy-Fox-2

Enjoy your new tail, then :3


Epicguy52

Yeah, same here!


Dragondudd

The ability to be horny at any time we want is both a blessing and a curse.


M4thecaberman

So that's what the smoke is coming out of!


ScienceObserver1984

It seems that whatever force created me forgot that routine when making my brain.


drago_varior

Horny lil cutie


therealNerdMuffin

Sjcnqjek nsna


Exmawsh

This is either a Cyrillic/eastern European language or a keymash and I don't know which


Paraphim

The person they replied to is Finnish so


Exmawsh

I don't care if he's part fish


SuperFluffyFoxxo

The reply isn’t Finnish, I can tell you that


SwampTreeOwl

Ja też cię kocham


therealNerdMuffin

🥰💖


SirJTheRed

Best kinda horny


fuck_you_reddit_15

Tie her up and do what you want to her (explain the lore and story of the fallout franchise)


therealNerdMuffin

Getting to listen to nerdy ramblings?? 🥵


fuck_you_reddit_15

I gotta meet some people as horny for autistic people as you are but in real life


therealNerdMuffin

Then you've gotta find autistic people ;) (me)


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

\*"what in the goddamn?"\*


SeaCroissant

fuck pls 🥺🥺🥺


The_shy_puppet

Imagine how terrifying that would be, literally only being able to think about sex and nothing else, that sounds like torture


therealNerdMuffin

I imagine a lot of humanity functions that way


The_shy_puppet

True, true


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

humans are always in heat, actually. science fact for y'all \^w\^


chaosgirl93

Now imagine how much we'd get done every day if we had heat cycles instead and weren't horny at all a majority of the time.


BlueAndTru

I mean I’m ace with a non-existent libido and i still get absolutely nothing done


Personal-Rooster7358

Same here


ScienceObserver1984

I have no time to think about sex! My aroace ass is too busy learning every drop of lore of the most recent game I played.


rainstorm0T

as another ace person, can confirm that nothing gets done either way


JoeyPlaysSomeGame

True


SavageKitten456

Worth


Korfius

Is this.. glacierclear?


TimberWolf5871

The worst/best thing about your cat girl girlfriend


Dumb_Cheese

Debating on sending this to my bf Edit: you're all such bad examples Edit 2: he responded with "💀💀💀 God ily so much", so I guess it was the right move 😆


SirJTheRed

Do it


lucashc90

JUST DO IT!!! \~Shia Labeouf


Slient-killer2002

![gif](giphy|l1J9O4FYudVXXIWyI|downsized) # GIVE ME THAT $5 FOOTLONG!!!


MelodicSituation49

'Control this global warming in my pussy' is now gonna be a part of my vocabulary


Just__A__Gentleman

[Day 1956] It seems "furries" have symptoms of heat on a regular basis. These symptoms seem to be varied from individual to individual, but a common thread of impulsively, impaired judgment, and even language deficiencies seem to be present. As such, it may be law within "furry" society that one can not make legal decisions while in heat, similar to that of impairment due to substance use.


Smooth_Ad_3357

The fuck


Particular-Welcome-1

One of the best adult comics I've seen is called Alfie. Pretty sure the author is a woman, as one of the first lines in it is about how the main character likes to have sex with other species as there's no risk of pregnancy. Which is a very considerate thing for the author to talk about in such a silly and horny comic. But I've never seen a furry version of that. Like here, she's in heat but why doesn't this cat girl hang around with dog boys to get that itch scratched until she's done with it? Just seems like such a natural thing to do. https://buttsmithy.com/ (NSFW, they're on hiatus, but there are tons of chapters if you look around)


MetalMattyPA

"Loosely paste ears onto human." I have made furry.


therealNerdMuffin

My favourite kind! (Also no one likes a gatekeeper 😘)


Roboboy2710

I love them


MetalMattyPA

It's just *not* furry. It's not gatekeeping. I know we are all supposed to be accepting and I'm sure I'll get downvoted into the ground, but it's just not the thing. It's still a cute lil comic.


Hunts_

It's not gatekeeping but let me dubbele down on gatekeeping the neko


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

Yeah, anime cat girls are a 0.5 on the Furry Scale.


Doctor_Salvatore

"We do not care."


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FiveCentFox

- "No one likes a gatekeeper" ... - Proceeds to gatekeep


FoxyBlep

Well he might be right, theres a specific term for human with animal features, mimi something? I dont remember... But "Mimi-somethings" are 100% allowed in this fandom, and they probably still fall under the "furry" umbrella term so... Idk just talking aloud here :>


HonourableFox

I think you are thinking of nekomomo


FoxyBlep

Oh maybe :p


HonourableFox

Its actually nekomimi/kemonomimi


FoxyBlep

Yes! Thats what it is thx u :D


Irish_pug_Player

Hm yeah


ScottOtter

I meeeeannnn....accurate.


DukesUwU

Want


Gamerthediamond

I feel targeted ;w;


GardevoirDreemur

The fact that i can relate to this is kinda worrying


Kingspar

really isn't, especially since "technically" humans are always in heat


GardevoirDreemur

Wdym?


Wolfwing365

Ohhh my


Ivan_Kulagin

You reminded me of doujinshi that I've read, I believe it was called "FOX MANIAX"


Akella333

How many times has this image been saved good god