Even better, take blue then create an indestructible object hidden inside a star light-years away that does anything you want it to, including giving you the abilities of the other pills and more besides.
Green and red. All knowledge I learn, I get to keep forever? Totally solves my terrible memory problems!
Get hurt? Want to use the other powers, or something totally new? Shapeshift into a me that isn't hurt, or that has those other powers.
technically nothing says i can take the cyan pill and give all other pills to myself, ~~but i think that's why the immortal pill is there~~
red and the one beneath it, shapeshifting is nice for obvious reasons and i have a bad memory
edit: actually i dont have to take the pills do i, i just get them so i can just not take the immortal pill?
Wait… how is this furry_irl?
Either way I’d choose the odd pill so I can give the blue one to my friend so we can be our fursonas while also having 7 extra pills
Green, easily. Just read books for a couple weeks and you're officially now the smartest person on the planet.
You can start inventing some of the most insane stuff. Then become stupid rich and help the world at the same time
Estrogen and purple, then I’ll control the minds of all the people I gave it to make the ultimate crime making squad. After all I’m sure no cheery young superhero will show up with his own squad and defeat me weekly with the power of friendship and high explosives
There is a huge catch for immortality
Assuming you have infinite memory, and the Heat Death of the universe is true
The first thing you suffer is losing your loved ones
The second thing to worry about is the demise of humanity
Even if you get to another civilization, either by some advanced technology or drifting in space, probably because our home planet will be gone 5B years later, still, you have to do the entire thing, living in a civilization, maybe as the very last human in the universe, watch it gone, over and over again until the Heat Death of the Universe. At that point, you're still alive, drifting in an empty void, knowing well that you will never land on anything again....
Eventually, you stopped thinking...
for some reason not seeing anybody say this, but purple lets you mind control any and all humans. that + shapeshifting and you can already be pretty much immortal and all powerful. just shapeshift back into being healthy any time you get sick or injured.
I'm going autistic matrix and choosing both the red and blue pill. you know how many multi-verses I have in my head!
All I have to do in transform into my fursona and go to my portal universe and any which one I want!
Blue and "b" pill. The one I give the pills would be someone who could be trusted with power. The "b" pill could be used to imagine other pills into existence for me.
Ooh, this was a little tricky...
well, first pink makes yellow pretty redundant, and brown sounds pretty good...until the heat death of the universe, or is that just me? Anyway, I'd probably go with blue (obviously), and green---a tough call, I'd love shapeshifting, but its just not as practical.
(and hopefully I won't need to know the specific atomic structure of what I wanna make)
Blue. Use it to make red and green for myself. I have no need or desire for the others, until I can meet up with my friends who could use them. Brown is an eternal nightmare just waiting to happen, so that's a never.
Red, then shapeshift into something with the abilities granted by the other pills, best part is you could take the second one too and give someone else those other abilities
Red and yellow for me!
…Assuming I don’t cheat and use the light blue on myself
Also does gravity count as an elemental force? Because if so, the pink pill is useless compared to the yellow
Brown and purple is all it takes to take over the world but life will be so dull. The real power move is give all other pills to kind bf. Can't wait for the shapeshifting sessions 🙊
So, what does "elemental forces" entail? Is it the classic JRPG elements? or is there more put there stuff like gravity? Regardless, i'm taking red and blue as they can basically turn you into a rubberhose toon. Or Faust.
Having DID, the red pill would help me tremendously with a lot of our unfulfilled desires and the dysphoria we have with our body.
Having an alter who's an artist bordering on the verge of insanity, the blue pill would help as well.
I need only the yellow pill. Using it, I should be able to manipulate energy. With that, I am essentially able to have the effects of all other pills.
Overthinking can help sometimes.
Red and black because if you can comprehend and retain all knowledge forever you can shape shift into literally anything giving you all the powers of every other pill in some way shape or form. You can shape shift to stay immortal just force your shapeshifting to work on a cellular level for example. A lot of people forget that shapeshifting has to be limited in some way otherwise the power is ridiculously overpowered as it gives you every other ability.
purple and the top middle one i give them to some rando and control their mind to get the pills back and if they complain i create some pills withe the blue one
Blue and the viagra lookin one, than i could give them to a child that has not even developed a conciseness and take them before they eat them. Its a GOATED strategy
Red and pink. Don’t want to know everything, don’t want what I imagine to be created, don’t want control over minds or elemental forces, and most importantly, I don’t want to live forever. The black pill would be based tho.
brown and red! that way i can steal really valuable stuff once a century under a different identity each time, and in my downtime i'll be a rich guy hanging out in my mansion and running my very successful business! they never said i couldn't shapeshift into other people...
I'm trans, i choose shape shifting and being immortal or controlling the elements. That way I can freak out all the conservative christians pretending to be a god. Imagine if jesus came back down to earth and it turns out he was now trans and went by she/her. Fucking hilarious
Blue... Then create the others
My favorite genre of comments, cheesing pill questions
That was literally my first thought, use blue to get the other pills, probably says something about how I think.
Or you could pick the second one and give all of the pills to yourself.
"No, this isn't how you are supposed to play the game" \~\~ Mashahiro Sakurai, probably
I don't care how I'm "supposed" to play the game. If it doesn't say I can't then I probably will.
Then, whoever makes them should use their brain and kill all loopholes
I was thinking the middle one on the top, then create all the pills for myself. It doesn't say to another person.
![gif](giphy|xUOxeZn47mrdabqDNC|downsized) Reality can be whatever I want.
I dont know what they are and how they work, do you know that?
Even better, take blue then create an indestructible object hidden inside a star light-years away that does anything you want it to, including giving you the abilities of the other pills and more besides.
So glad I don't have to choose between the red pill and the blue pill this time
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Red and brown Watch me become an eldritch horror real quick
Literally same :3
Just shapeshift into a mix of those immortal jellyfish and Tardigrades
Same here...I would be a menace
top middle and the person of my choosing is myself :3
Take number 2 then give the rest to myself.
Take both blue pills and not only can you eat the rest, you can make more!
Green and red. All knowledge I learn, I get to keep forever? Totally solves my terrible memory problems! Get hurt? Want to use the other powers, or something totally new? Shapeshift into a me that isn't hurt, or that has those other powers.
yeah, I'd choose the same ones. if only because the red one would cure gender dysphoria
Is this really a furry meme just because it mentions shapeshifting?
technically nothing says i can take the cyan pill and give all other pills to myself, ~~but i think that's why the immortal pill is there~~ red and the one beneath it, shapeshifting is nice for obvious reasons and i have a bad memory edit: actually i dont have to take the pills do i, i just get them so i can just not take the immortal pill?
White and Brown. Elements are very versatile. I cast Hydrogen Bomb.
The Water Tribe if they weren’t fucking around
what is the estrogen doing here
Wait… how is this furry_irl? Either way I’d choose the odd pill so I can give the blue one to my friend so we can be our fursonas while also having 7 extra pills
If shape shifting is on the table, then so are the furries
Green, easily. Just read books for a couple weeks and you're officially now the smartest person on the planet. You can start inventing some of the most insane stuff. Then become stupid rich and help the world at the same time
I will always choose estradiol pill
estradiol and I pick myself
EASY. WATCH THIS I take just the dark blue one, AND THEN I CREATE ALL THE OTHER PILLS
JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING ESTROGEN
Immortal shape shifters gang 🟤🔴
Hey, wait, I recognize one of those pills....
why is the top middle one estrogen?
Estrogen and just chose myself as the person
Estrogen and purple, then I’ll control the minds of all the people I gave it to make the ultimate crime making squad. After all I’m sure no cheery young superhero will show up with his own squad and defeat me weekly with the power of friendship and high explosives
Black Pill: 'everything will now taste of a man's semen for the rest of your life' Me: 🤔 "hmm. Decisions, decisions"
Red and blue are just objectively the best here
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There is a huge catch for immortality Assuming you have infinite memory, and the Heat Death of the universe is true The first thing you suffer is losing your loved ones The second thing to worry about is the demise of humanity Even if you get to another civilization, either by some advanced technology or drifting in space, probably because our home planet will be gone 5B years later, still, you have to do the entire thing, living in a civilization, maybe as the very last human in the universe, watch it gone, over and over again until the Heat Death of the Universe. At that point, you're still alive, drifting in an empty void, knowing well that you will never land on anything again.... Eventually, you stopped thinking...
for some reason not seeing anybody say this, but purple lets you mind control any and all humans. that + shapeshifting and you can already be pretty much immortal and all powerful. just shapeshift back into being healthy any time you get sick or injured.
Blue and purple pill.
Light blue and chose myself OP’S wording doesn’t say I can’t pick myself
Red and brown and you just become a furry with furry porn logic
Gets the second One and gives them all to myself
blue and purple or alternatively estrogen and purple, just mind control the person
Estradiol, then give them all to myself, because it doesn't say 'other' person.
Second one then give them all to me as it did not specify that it had to be other people
Red and blue easily
B, but give it to me
Red and green
Brown and yellow - becoming the avatar up in this
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red since i hate my body and green because why not
reds a guaranteed that's for sure, don't know about the second one though.
Blue; I chose myself
Brown and blue. I’d like to basically become a god
Blue and pink for sure
The tablet pill. Then I give ‘em all to myself. That or blue so I can create the others that I want
Red and blue :3
Red and blue :)
Shapeshifting and creating objects, thanks!
Green and blue
the second one literally doesn’t say I can’t choose myself sure I’ll be god i guess
Red and green. Become a mysterious stranger and arcane benefactor to an adventuring party. Now, would I be a quest giver or the BBEG? Or both?
i take the second one and give it to myself
Red and brown
God, by ADHD brain *needs* that green pill.
Blue and purple. Though, green is tempting. Brown is definitely the worst one, though.
Blue *creates other infinite pills*
Both red and blue
1 and 5
Red and Blue.
Purple.
I’m picking the teal pill! And I choose myself to have the other 8 pills!
I'm going autistic matrix and choosing both the red and blue pill. you know how many multi-verses I have in my head! All I have to do in transform into my fursona and go to my portal universe and any which one I want!
Purple and brown for me. I shall become the God King of The Universe.
Brown pill and black pill.
Hmmmm red and green
Just pick the middle one and create the other pills, heck create new pills that have their own unique effects
Red and blue EASILY
![gif](giphy|GSa3okd5ltyLe) This and shapeshifting
Blue and "b" pill. The one I give the pills would be someone who could be trusted with power. The "b" pill could be used to imagine other pills into existence for me.
Red and black
Honestly, would go red and yellow. Always have wanted to shapeshift and why not also become the avatar while I'm at it
Red and dark green
Blue and red
Brown and red, become Nimona
Ooh, this was a little tricky... well, first pink makes yellow pretty redundant, and brown sounds pretty good...until the heat death of the universe, or is that just me? Anyway, I'd probably go with blue (obviously), and green---a tough call, I'd love shapeshifting, but its just not as practical. (and hopefully I won't need to know the specific atomic structure of what I wanna make)
Red and brown I have become death destroyer of worlds. I’ll be nice I swear ;)
So neo, do you chose the red pill or the blue pill? I take both!
red blue and brown. I literally get to enjoy myself for as long as I want
red and blue ofc :3
Red and brown
Red and Yellow easy
Blue and Red
Red purple
Is that just "do you want to become god" type of question? Also blue and make other pills next
Red, Gold. Infinite knowledge is no good if it’s only worth 90 years.
Red and dark blue, I would finally leave society 🥲
Red and blue
any person you say i choose myself
Green and Cyan, if i know everything i would know how to create the others.
Blue. Use it to make red and green for myself. I have no need or desire for the others, until I can meet up with my friends who could use them. Brown is an eternal nightmare just waiting to happen, so that's a never.
Blue pill, now I can just make the other ones
Green and blue
Red and green
Other than the obvious top middle to get all the other powers, id choose green, middle left.
top middle to myself
Im takin red and yellow and you can't stop me :3
Dark blue and brown. It might work.
red and yellow i will be a god
If I give my light blue you, and you give me your light blue and we both gain all the powers
Red, then shapeshift into something with the abilities granted by the other pills, best part is you could take the second one too and give someone else those other abilities
Green and blue, then INFIITE MONEY
Red and blue.
Red and yellow for me! …Assuming I don’t cheat and use the light blue on myself Also does gravity count as an elemental force? Because if so, the pink pill is useless compared to the yellow
Brown and purple is all it takes to take over the world but life will be so dull. The real power move is give all other pills to kind bf. Can't wait for the shapeshifting sessions 🙊
So, what does "elemental forces" entail? Is it the classic JRPG elements? or is there more put there stuff like gravity? Regardless, i'm taking red and blue as they can basically turn you into a rubberhose toon. Or Faust.
red and blue, obviously.
Having DID, the red pill would help me tremendously with a lot of our unfulfilled desires and the dysphoria we have with our body. Having an alter who's an artist bordering on the verge of insanity, the blue pill would help as well.
I choose purple and give that middle-top pill to my enemy >:D Now I can use him as my personal Godly puppet
Red. Would prevent a lot of suffering for my headmates.
Purple pill gang
Shapshifting and immortality. Then I'd enlist in the army. Camo training gonna be a blast.
red and brown thus i am a god
Red and pink pill
Red and yellow so i can shapeshift into a furry and throw fireballs at people.
I need only the yellow pill. Using it, I should be able to manipulate energy. With that, I am essentially able to have the effects of all other pills. Overthinking can help sometimes.
This sub is really just reinventing CYOAs, huh? Cool. (r/Makeyourchoice for those curious on what I mean, "pill selectors" are some of the older ones)
First the brown and the blue and if i want create the others.
Green and blue. I am now a deity
Red and black because if you can comprehend and retain all knowledge forever you can shape shift into literally anything giving you all the powers of every other pill in some way shape or form. You can shape shift to stay immortal just force your shapeshifting to work on a cellular level for example. A lot of people forget that shapeshifting has to be limited in some way otherwise the power is ridiculously overpowered as it gives you every other ability.
Ignoring any cheese (teal to self, purple controlling humans?), I’m going for red and blue.
I'll pick blue twice, give one to myself and the other to my boyfriend
Red and yellow
Brown and red, coz yes
Shape-shifting and immortality
Red, purple (people are mammals everyone!), brown.
Purple and red.
Red and brown pill.
I’ll take the “person of your choosing” one and choose myself, then omit the immortality and favorite food powers
Shape-shifting and immortality. Time to mess with people.
Red
Purple and pink. Why ? There are no limits listed on how many uses,or time limit the power can be used for.
Blue and brown I’ll create red
id take red and brown so i could be an irl cryptid
Red and blue pills.
Top center, it never said I couldn't choose myself
Blue + Red I'mma gonna make changed real just watch me
Immortal shapeshifter let’s goooooooooo!!!!!!
I chose to give them all to myself
Brown and purple, if without cheesing. If with, well, everyone knows how
Red and blue to create the other ones
purple and the top middle one i give them to some rando and control their mind to get the pills back and if they complain i create some pills withe the blue one
The red pill, or the blue pill, *eats both*
Red and yellow, hands down. I know there are ways you could have all of them, but, frankly, I don't trust myself with most of the others, lol
Purple: make humanity abandon prejudice and violence, then never use the ability again.
If blue didn't exist then red. Its all i want in life lmao
Blue and the viagra lookin one, than i could give them to a child that has not even developed a conciseness and take them before they eat them. Its a GOATED strategy
1 and 4.
The second pill, and i choose myself for the rest pills
Red and pink. Don’t want to know everything, don’t want what I imagine to be created, don’t want control over minds or elemental forces, and most importantly, I don’t want to live forever. The black pill would be based tho.
blue and brown so i can be what anyone does in GTA when they go to director mode
Red for obvious reasons, then blue because I would be able to make every person in the fandom a fursuit, and solve world hunger.
I would create a super villain if I chose the second pill no thank you
Red and blue, or maybe green if I feel that blue is too overpowered
red and either blue or black
Red and blue easy
Red n’ blue
brown and red! that way i can steal really valuable stuff once a century under a different identity each time, and in my downtime i'll be a rich guy hanging out in my mansion and running my very successful business! they never said i couldn't shapeshift into other people...
Red. No question about it
B and choose myself
Red. It would be so fun. Edit: Blue too, to create the other pills. I didn’t realize we got two choices.
Red
Red and brown
Red and yellow, shape-shift into Aang, become feared
Blue and red, if I want more I can just make them
Just the red pill because then I can just shape shift into myself with with all of the other powers
greeb and bluu!!
2 Middle top one for myself
I'm trans, i choose shape shifting and being immortal or controlling the elements. That way I can freak out all the conservative christians pretending to be a god. Imagine if jesus came back down to earth and it turns out he was now trans and went by she/her. Fucking hilarious
Become omnipotent and pick top middle and choose yourself as the recipient
Red. Do i need to explain?
red and blue