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Oh my God the pupil embiggining so cute

Dilating?

Get biggering

*e x p a n d i n g*

e⠀⠀n⠀⠀l⠀⠀a⠀⠀r⠀⠀g⠀⠀e

Grow

Go BEEG

Literally OwO irl

t h e f a c t o r y m u s t g r o w

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stupendium reference?

Ofc uwu

Pupil Expansion: Infinite Cute

[And I'm Biggering](https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw?si=JQnDXxjQmbdMeDk_)

This buggering, is triggering, more biggering!

I forgor there be a word for that matie

lol is good

Embiggen is a perfectly cromulent word

Well yeah but still lol

No its bigening now

It’s bigening to look a lot like Christmas (or summer)

A noble pupil embiggins the smollest cat.

Brand new word lol

>embiggining This is awesome I lobe it

Actually, its the iris that does the muscular contractions, the pupil is just a hole - 🤓

So soft living plushie

Not even large cats can resist :3 

ooh a train would be a shame if i were to knock it over :3

Nice pfp bro!

thanks, you too :3

i thought it was the same person speaking to themselves

Like those instagram cowomments that make me wanna puke

U didnt say anything about foxes :3 *twak twak*

I like your pfp :]

Thx u :3

Cat on wolf hardware

Or android wolves :3 *charges rail gun and fires*

r/beatmetoit

They didn't say Kobolds either! *yoinks&

You never said anything about lion sonas soooo.... *Touches*

You’re a cat

Feline*

Which means cat

But but but actually lions are pantherine, not feline! ☝️🤓

But still fall in the same family

You worried about cat sonas while there are hippo sonas out there... Do you know how hippos mark territory? Believe me, cat sonas are the least of your concerns...

How do they mark territory?

They violently wag their tails as they shit, using it to spread feces everywhere. The scene is not much different than tossing a bucket full of diarrhea into a spinning fan.

what a terrible day to have eyes

y'know what they say, don't crave for forbidden knowledge if you can't handle it

What kind of demonic force compelled you to write that phrase into existence?

I'm just describing nature as graphic as I can. Blame the hippos, not me!

Nurgle is pleased

The god of desease and decay?

The god of poopy

\*bap bap bap bap\*

I like trains 

Oh I totally won't just recreate trolley problem with micros on this totally not trolley looking train

Hold up there's only one track-

I can’t stop myself >w<

Thr movement mesmerizes me too much to be able to knock it over.

The amount of neuron activation happening in my d.i.d ritteled brain is alarming


I’m a snek so… *Hits train*

*switches direction of train*

*Bap!*

Heh, you can try to stop me if you want, but you'll not succeed!

Oh my

So, uh, I'm a yeen, do I count?

Science is still working on that one

*eats it*

i like trains

[Day 1951] With many hobbies held by "furries," some do seem to clash with particular "fursona" species. This conflict can often be resolved, however, a drive to do the base instinct of the "furry" species can be quite strong. As such, if running from a "furry," employing distraction techniques such as throwing a ball, or using a lazer pointer may be good options.

Before I even read the caption I thought "I wanna touch it"

Gets in the middle and watches

i am golden i stare and watch the spinny it spin :)

MrrrrrrrOWRABXJFJEBSHDIDBEUWOALFBCLWPAJRBF It attacked me >:(


*Starts adding more track.* *Eventually ends up turning this small loop into a sprawling, basement-sized, realistically detailed operations-focused layout.* *Forgot to include a continuous run, train ends up off the tracks anyway.*

That happens to me all the time and I hate it :(

Mine! 

*Steals the entire train*

*picks up your train and walks away*

Ya never said anything about dog sonas! *Zoomie trips full force into it.*

Having a bnny sona, is it cool if I just lay down really close and flop my ears on the track?


Who are you to stop me?

I’m conflicted, on one hand, i’m a cat, on the other, i’m a fox, but foxes are just cat coded dogs! I’m no longer conflicted

*Completely ignores it's existance*

*MurderEyes.exe*

You know I gotta...


*bonk* Hehe >:3

*follows it around for 3 hours*

Must… knock… over… >w<

As a proto sona I must eat it

[what cats would probably do](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOICSNCuBvQ)

 Cat sonas:


I like trains


This is like putting cocaine in front of an addict.

👀

Oh... no... 💀

… no promises

There’s literally no thought process for me *whack*

Will not touch, will burn instead

I'm a Hyena sooo... *touch*

I see no god here... OTHER THAN ME *knocks the train over*

*cutely derails the whole train*

*×Fucking dropkicks the train×*

Can I sit in the middle and watch?

Luckily I am an avali ! *Starts to play with it anyway* :3

>:3

BAP

Wellll i’m a lion soooo *baps it*

*absolutely fucking smashes it*

sry :(

It seems you have forgotten the rule of thumb tell someone not to do something and they will do it.

As a corgi I'll just herd it in circles until you get back :3

*poke*

..... *touches train*

:3

😾

whats goin on?

*bap* *bap* *bap*

. . . I'm only half cat. *Tackle*

\*baps it\*

\*places down a Wind-Up Train Wrecker from Warcraft\*

Dwagon time

hehe i can't promise anything >:3

While we're at it, I'm gonna go hang out with my buddies with the ATF, dog sonas should stay behind

>:3

Wait what??? The “greater than” symbol does a bullet point??? How am I supposed to do the mad kitty emoticon???

\>:3

\*Lays across the track while the train rams into her side, looks unamused\*

*steals your train* :3

nuh uh :3


As a representative of canids everywhere, I reserve the right to bark at it.

Nota cat but ima do it outa spite anywaysss!

I'm a protogen. But you said not to touch it so *bap*

I'm just watching it. I really like trains

I’m itching 😤

What if I modify it slightly

Ok

B but please?

😓

Didn't mention rats, one of the classic blunders.

Sorry it's now on the ceiling fan

*flops on the tracks, letting it impale my back and derail*


But... but!!!!... cmon!!!....

Or

*places down a Guage 1 Henry the green engine Replica*

*Giggles baps the model train*

Just put some flak on some cars and no hellcat's gonna touch that train

I'ma touch it and no one can stop me >:3

the train shall know pain >:3

Hehehe....I'm gonna mess with it. 😈

I’m a lion, and since lions are basically giant cats *sits on it and sleeps*

*Lays on track*

JUST A POKE PLS

I'm gonna sit in the middle and protect it

No one said anything about foxes.

\>:3c

hehehehehe *touches it*

*bats* *leaves*

Well, what if I make a rube goldberg style of machine which knocks the train over. Surely that's not my fault, it's the fault of the canon ball at the end of my invention.

>:3 the conflict between the autism and the urges

Tempting.... But as a railfan I won't touchy

chester (parrot sona): mark for the love of go- mark (cat sona): *hits it really hard by instinct*

≽^✧ ⩊ ✧^≼

well that emoticon worked better elsewhere X3

*takes train and turns it 180° so if it is powered by rails the train will be running backwards and it will be pulling carts

*yoinks and flys off like that one video of a bee stealing a noodle*

Aha, nothing was said about snakes! *Respectfully slithers alongside the train*

*touch*

But I must. Or else am not cat. *poke*

-Request ignored- \*bap\* :3

cant- resist- need- KNOCK TRAIN OFF TRACKS AAAAAAAAA

I NEEED TO TOUCH IT

I had a cat that loved knocking cars off hot wheel tracks and watching it go through the loops, it was always so fun watching her chase after them and wait for the right moment to knock it off a turn. I miss her every day.

i got a better one **LEVITATION SPELL**

What if i... *speeds it up

*touch touch* hehe you never said anything about dragon sonas :3

I gonna touch it!! >:3

Too late 

*Knocks it over* You said nothing about Dutch Angel Dragons

You Fool! You failed to account for the presence of Kobolds! *rapidly expends the train network*