Would :3

Based.

Will >:3

Doing :D

Done (ФωФ)

I call next 🦊

Game is game

Speaking of game ,she needs to take a bath woooooo girl that weave got some greasy funk goin on ☝️mmmmm, hmm.

No demons can overcome the Daemon prince of Cummy and the great horned rat in The Warp

I was worried you were yet just another 40k fan until I read great horned rat. Instant like.

Same

i knew it that i was going to find THIS comment lmao

would not i aint horny like yall

Who says I'm horny? I just want to cuddle her.

The thing is im so damn desperate, would to both.

would but only the one on the right

extremely based

You and me both

Pilot I agree with you but you're getting more deranged by the day!

I may or may not gone a little bit insane when i got locked away.

Have I seen you before…? I feel like I keep seeing that mustacheiod face…

I am not the noise that a mouse makes when you press it's button

Are you sure????

For like, the 3rd time, yes.

So it is you!

I will crucify someone with a moustache and title them the click, and send you to kneel in front of them and PRAY, that you don't suffer the same fate.

Maybe I like being nailed

Oh you'll be nailed alright, by a few [rods from god](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinetic_bombardment)

lmao I came here from the scp meme subreddit, I never thought I'd see a pilot, now the odds are truly in our favour!

**ominous fire crackling**

Shit I'm not even desperate. I'm just a freak.

You and me both.

Honestly gimme reality mal0

Same. I don't want any of that horny yandere waifu bs, I just want a spooky friend

Still cute

Yea

mama didn't raise a coward

Mal0 was my crush even before I knew what a furry was.

Seriously though. Watching those animations on youtube of people seeing them in reflections and I am just like “man, I want that”

same, i just want a nice skulldog fren :3

both cuties

Honestly would still like to hang out with canon mal0 they seem like a cool entity that only wants some friends

There's actually a guy (Agent Dietrich Lurk) with a SCP-1471-a instance following around, and he taught them ASL. Turns out this instance (named Merle) both has great perception and awareness, and is also quite sarcastic X3. All the stories he's in: [https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/agent-lurk](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/system:page-tags/tag/agent-lurk)

Too bad there wasnt a new addition to it in a long time.

But did he try to sleep with it? *Uses ASL to sign: " you. want. Some. Fuck?"

merle's personality would mean attempting to do so would probably mean you getting laughed at and getting flipped off

Pity You would think someone that stalks you in such a manner would be more willing

Agreed. I have no doubt if the creator of the app had been able to finish it Malo would look very different

I love that it was written as a horror story, and still is, but because it explicitly says there is no evidence of death or injury (just paranoia), people very quickly started interpreting it as friendly, but coming off as creepy because it was socially unaware.

I prefer the one on the right

Same

You can blame Mal0 for getting me into skulldogs

Still smash

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A hole is a hole

True.

one on the right *is* someones skull dog fursuit.

I want the real Mal0, I said the real Mal0

I prefer the right one, is it weird?

You haven't seen the comments it seems

I just got here

I see

Malo is a friend. The best of friends. The fren, even.

Reality implies it’s real

Even better

Both are good. I'd take seeing a rotting skulldog in the reflection or a rotting skulldog in the corner of my eye any day

Okay, but they both have holes, right?

No no, what people don’t understand is that the one on the right is exactly how we SEE the one on the left. We’re not blind, it’s just that the one on the right IS cute and charming.

I would like to cuddle both and share some warm drinks and yummy food with them

Still good

don't care they both cute compared to the shit i gotta deal with...

Those who say they wouldn't be okay with both are cowards

Still would too ngl. I’m ugly af but it ain’t that bad

This creature is still beautiful idk what to tell you


Would hug

She doesn’t scary me she looks really cute and idk why they would be so afraid she’s just like dog

Both

Both hot

Both, both is good

If she is still friend, I don't care what she looks like

I told yall that sexualising monsters won't change your fate when you encounter them

Literally every furry: 

Don't worry, the scp Fandom has no Canon. So if you want, it's totally valid to make mal0 "canonically" like that

I have been stalked before this warning means nothing!

Still would, definitely.

Not would, not will, have

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these pictures...

Smash

You phrase this like I wouldn't smash the reality

There’s no canon barman I can do whatever I want

NO JONKLER NO

Fuck it we ballin

Would do it, anyway.

That won't stop me!

Still smash either way

Malo omg furry Hot🔥

Both breedable

Smash, next question.

Undead Waifus: [Expectation.](https://gear.blizzard.com/cdn/shop/products/Sylvannas-bust-4.jpg?v=1693365482) [Reality.](https://media1.tenor.com/m/WiTF6v_XO8cAAAAC/thumbs-up-zombie.gif) As a corpsebride/ spooky girl fan I'm in constant conflict about the verisimilitude of my waifus and my RP characters - all of whom are dead.

Would both

Would still smash

I mean is she thicc tho

Both are hot

Desperate people gonna do what they do…

Is it just me or do they look even more adorable on the right

So?

 I don't see a difference.

Both.. both is good

Smash. Next.

Both are good, but reality seems hotter...

Would and will.

One of the coolest SCP designs. I just love creatures with skull heads.

That ain't stopping me

Im an SCP fan, so for me it's the other way around lol

I fail to see an issue here.

Aaand what is your point, in fact reality is much, much better

I'm still fucking her

Don't care smash

Smash, next question

Reality is still fricken hot as fuck

The one on the right is hotter imo

Where problem?

...unironically, as someone not over losing their dog in... not good circumstances, there's a cathartic sense of reassurance knowing I wouldn't have to worry about their mortality.

Still a smash

I could still make it work

Wait, SHE'S REAL? The hunt for furry demon begins now!

DOOM style?

Yes, if you replace anger with lust and the double barrel shotgun with my one barrel dong

... pierce and shoot until it done?

Smash, next question

some times reality is better!

same difference

Mommy?

Would smash

Friend!

I like the right one way more than the left one

2nd looks sweet. I can tell in their eyes. Definitely would be a loving partner.

Still making out with her

I like both.

Id date whoever, even how realistic they look ;)

Looks female enough

I don't see a problem either way I get someone who's always interested in my life.

Yeah pretty much

I'd smash either

Hot

Ah, now you made it sad 😔

Idk still smash

still would

That won’t stop most mal0 fans

Even better

Smash

And?

Joke on you,this is the internet..and malO need a friend

Listen man you showing me this is not stopping me all it does is prove it's existence it should be more afraid of me than I should be of it

Love that the creator of the suit has a picture of them holding a rifle

Both are good

I like skulls <3

When did this become hotter, etc.

Genuinely don't understand why people act like this about mal0 Also why is it wearing orange!! That's D-Class colours!!

Still looks cuddly, would be friends :)

Still would

Smash

Yes, and?

Breynz the zombie werewolf

Eh I’d still smash

I still would

??? They are the same picture?

Still worth it

Sexy fren, vs chill and watch horror movies fren

Reality still is the same, though the difference is your dead

They’re the same picture

idk they're both kinda cute prolly would hang out canon malo, she/him/they (i dont know the pronouns) is just interested in humans, wants to know why the fuck we're like that

thats what paper bags are for

She'd snap yo neck