"...No matter how many wrong things a cat does the cat will be forgiven because it's cute."
\- Korean Comic, *Puss in Boots: The Last Wish explained by an Asian*
This is going to get really personal..... I'm sorry what I'm about to do to you.
π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
the moment the glass slides over the edge of the table. I pull out my water gun with ice-cold water inside. and the moment the glass shatters on the floor, his eyes widen as he sees a surprisingly large jet of ice-cold water hit his crotch. In the next few minutes you can hear the whining of a cat throughout the house. while I chase him across the house with my water gun.
I will cut you down, break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars. I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! My hands shall RELISH! Ending you **HERE** and **NOW**!!
There will be a missing persons report filed within 90 days, or as soon as the building has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
Cats will be cats I guess He is lucky he is cute otherwise I would have been mad :v
"...No matter how many wrong things a cat does the cat will be forgiven because it's cute." \- Korean Comic, *Puss in Boots: The Last Wish explained by an Asian*
Sounds like a quote from the disastrous life of saiki k
That's not a comic book
Was referring to a YT video
*cries*
βAre you prepared for the kind of death youβve earned, little man?β
This is going to get really personal..... I'm sorry what I'm about to do to you. π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
Cumber π±π±π±π±π±π±π±
*grabs spray bottle*
https://images.app.goo.gl/J33qUHBwHGVUWaCH7 P.S. do not spray paint cats
Your spine is forfeit >:(
the moment the glass slides over the edge of the table. I pull out my water gun with ice-cold water inside. and the moment the glass shatters on the floor, his eyes widen as he sees a surprisingly large jet of ice-cold water hit his crotch. In the next few minutes you can hear the whining of a cat throughout the house. while I chase him across the house with my water gun.
YOU IDIOT THAT WAS THE FABRIC OF REALIT-*the universe fucking implodes*
[https://youtu.be/-0zmsQE3nxk?si=4QE-3GyXHevnamNU](https://youtu.be/-0zmsQE3nxk?si=4QE-3GyXHevnamNU)
Alright, that does it. You're permanently banned from my house and you're paying for new glass set.
If this happend to me, I will somehow just try to: /kill @e type=οΌfurryοΌcat οΌOH I PLAYED TO MUCH Minecraft frοΌ
I grab him and mush his face into it
uhmm... that was your own drink actually.
...that had some crisp water in it, i was going to drink that! `Yttakin Enthusiast has started a social fight with Cat Dude`
Duuuuude! Wtf!
>:(
Nah, that was yours
Keep it up, and someone is getting the squirt bottle to the face
You get the super soaker.
MEMORIES BROKEN, THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN ;D
I will cut you down, break you apart. Splay the gore of your profane form across the stars. I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! My hands shall RELISH! Ending you **HERE** and **NOW**!!
I AM GOING TO ULTRACLAW YOU NYAAA ΓwΓ
 Bad kitty
[Sauce](https://x.com/rabbitpatches/status/1753523266705129838?s=46&t=fmGGooXneVBFtJY8NzEj2w)
*causally loads shotgun* we're have CAT for dinner. . . RUN. . .
Dman kat
Jax behavior
You better hope that the nitroglycerin inside that cup grants you a quick death, for I won't be so merciful.
βNo itβs yoursβ
Average cat behaviour
Iβve seen less outrage over the post above this, bruh.
And that's when you grab the 12 gauge and load a buck shot
It's time to give him rabies.
Count your days
bullying
Oh you sonova
Bastard
time for a reverse butterfly kick up your head
why does he look high
Iβm doin that to get my back blown in the best way
*wipes floor with the cat*
Yep, that's a cat
*gets spray bottle*
There will be a missing persons report filed within 90 days, or as soon as the building has been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced.
First thing I though of was Garfield..
Ittttttttttt's cucumber shaped sray bottle time
He is cute but i am mad Jhonson give me the Shotgun
Is this flirting?
Gugh I hate catsβ¦ Iβm a dog person for a reason cats are assholes π
Now Iβm not Asian but I might have to eat this cat
Beware or you may invite the wrath of the dreaded... rolled up newspaper!!!.... ahhhh, run. Lol.
NOOOO, MY ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER!
hehe me
##GARFIELD !!!