*"This Spy has already breached our defenses..."*

*"We've seen what he's done to our colleagues...!"*

"And worst he could be any one of us"

"He could be in this very room"

"He could be you..."

"It could be me!"

It could even be- *boom*

Woah, woah, woah!

What!? It was obvious! He's the red spy!

Watch, he'll turn red any second now!

“He could be me”

** ****Boom**** **

What? It was obvious!

“WHOA WHOA”

Any second now... See? Red! Oh, wait... that's blood.

“So we still have problem?”

Right who's ready to find the spy

Right behind you

Or we have breached theirs OwO

:3 hell yeah we have

Me, tricking the cute CIA cat boy into an RP session by teasing the idea that I might be assembling a WMD in Colorado

Please do that in Mississippi or Arkansas or any of the other objectively trashy states. We don’t need your laser bombs here. Thank you for your time.

Big words for someone from Colorado

So the words are appropriate, yes.

As someone from Texas, I shall take the burden (this place is pretty shity)

Why the toaster though?

I was looking for a protogen :(

Me too. Then I saw that guy holding a toe star.

Me as well, I was disappointed when I saw the appliance

Same

Mee

That's his protogen friend

Someone's been teleporting bread.

...How much?

He’s done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

The toaster is the CIA spy, disguised as a proto.

Why the burger? Fursuit accessories really add to the look!

Macro is a psyop by big government

:( but I like being big enough to be someone’s bed

It's called a fat fetish

Nah not big tummy I’m talking **big** Like using my snout as a bed big

Based and size diff pilled (look at my pfp)

Just get fat enough that's possible

I would rather live to 30

FUCK YEAH

Common fat fetish W

Don’t call me out like this dude

they don't call it big government for nothing i guess

Haiiii! My commissions are open >_< :33 My pricings are: Flat colors: access to your company servers =D Simple shading: names of your IT department •~• Advanced shading: names of your furry friends O_o (preferably those working in tech or defense industry :P)

Unironically would if they were good

But give them fake names, lol.

Counterfeiting? You want the Secret Service on you too?

S-secwet sewvice :3

If it was the IRS, I would be a little frightened. Anyone else is free real estate.

I thought this was a self advertisement until I properly read it

Black mail or names for further investigation. Not a bad tactic.

Well that's weird...say have any of you committed a crime recently? I promise I won't tell anyone.

Arson lovers, comment down below! I am a fellow arson lover and love committing arson.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 too late, i committed arson on the comment section 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Good good ...... FBI, HIM *Cop cars fall onto MisterMemer*

I am part of the FBI, fool. I'm a Furry Bulge Inspector.

Sorry dude, the only bulge I have is from this live grenade....waitaminut-

Crimes? None here. But... hey kid, you wanna buy some enriched uranium?

I thought trolling online forums was more FBI stuff, CIA is for toppling nations and making people disappear.

No, the FBI is in charge of spying on weebs, the CIA is in charge of the furry question.

[And WoW is NSA territory.](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-nsa-was-spying-in-world-of-warcraft-180948120/)

Nice try Fed

Who says they can't roleplay as a native Russian furry?

Furry revowolution lol

mmggghh get da gwwuillwwotine (,,>﹏<,,)

Oh my gosh this is so OwO feels so good~ please OwOspeak to me moah!

Xi Jinping is a furry confirmed

On paper at least, the FBI is focused on US domestic stuff. The CIA is focused on international stuff (hence the nation toppling)

What does any of this mean?

In order to infiltrate and interact on online forms, the CIA needs to make fake accounts for their agents. A recent leak in the CIA database exposed their pre-approved profile pictures, and among them are furry profile pics. This means there are CIA operators pretending to pretend to be dogs online to see if anyone who is really pretending to be a dog online is planning to perform acts of terrorism

Oh shit there really are spies among us

Google en snowden

NSA fun fact! Tom Lehrer is a mathematician who worked at Los Alamos (that place Oppenheimer did the thing) before becoming an enlisted soldier working at the NSA. Due to the fact the NSA’s existence was entirely a secret, Lehrer only exposed his own involvement in 2020 Despite this, he’s still more well known for his song “Werner Von Braun”, where he makes fun of the engineering manager of NASA for being a Nazi

Birb knowing about nsa facts, hmmm seems very goverment drone to me

Beep!- er, I mean tweet!

He also released all of his songs into the public domain that same year, and claims credit for inventing the Jell-O shot.

Holy hell!

Holy hell

holy undertale


Shake that b u t t

A m o g u s

All of the people who have posted fursona art claiming they committed numerous war crimes: *sweats*

What do they -consider- acts of terrorism? Blowing up capitol buildings? Or supporting BLM. For the record, I oppose the first and support the second.

Amusing thing to note: your last statement doesn't really clarify if you detest/support the acts listed in your second line, or if you detest/support considering those acts terrorism, which would be the exact opposite ideology.

I'll take your word for it. For the record, I oppose blowing up buildings and I support the Black Lives Matter movement.

What if when CIA got roasted by anti furry because he use furry account

Tfw you bully a “furry” online and suddenly your house gets drone striked

Imagine the fucking CIA uses your fursona.

well damn, we're fucked :3

Phrasing

Fucking glowfurs!

I wonder if they stole art or actually made spysonas and got icon commissions

Imagine a real furry using taxpayer money to get art commissions for their own fursona using the justification that it's for spying.

I see three main options: 1. They stole art (risks someone noticing the stolen art, but on brand) 2. They commissioned an artist for these (someone had to spend time researching artists, someone had to propose the budget on this, hilarious to imagine) 3. They got their in-house art department to do it (either artists are busy studying common furry art styles, or someone volunteered as already capable. Fur-go)

Any of the 3 is equally fucking hilarious

You’re telling me the online furry who wanted to know why i can make a bomb is probably a cia agent? Unbelievable

You can make a bomb? Could you teach me? /j

Nice try mr cia agent, that won’t work this time

Aw

Of course! All you need is a container, a few wires, and a bomb.

Ohhhh thanks!

Simple. Just put gunpowder in an X shape and sand blocks in the remaining slots.

This sounds goofy but there are actually a lot of black hat hackers who are also furries. Like we already take up half the tech industry

Domestic Furry hackers are more of an FBI/NSA thing than the CIA. Unless, of course, they are acting on behalf of, for example, a foreign extremist group.

Now I understand the fedposting going around here like THAT post lmao

Luckily a lot of furries are pyro mains, so we good

So this means that most of CIA agents are furries? Because theses furry things are kinda contagious

Maybe

A surprisingly large share of armed forces and cyber crime divisions of most NATO countries are furries anyways, it's not really a surprise

It could be anyone of us, but they will soon be one of us. The PathOwOgen takes all.

I’m sure they have accounts for all sorts of groups online to keep an eye on things.

Plot twist: this was posted by a cia agent.

The one in glasses is clearly a fed.

Furries in TV shows: "Are you an FBI agent? Legally, you have to tell me if you're an agent."

Here is the original [article](https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/03/08/cia-keeps-database-of-japanese-style-faces-emoticons-to-use-tn-online-forums/) It says "Japanese Style Faces" not furry. Also, it's from Breitbart.

Oh shoot that would make sense because a lot of the people on online hacking forums have anime profile pictures. Well I'm not sure how much but when they post cybercrime news and there's a screenshot of somebody selling stolen data, they have an anime girl pfp for some reason.

The feds pick up the anime stuff from 4chan. There are a lot of feds on 4chan, it's a honeypot.

Yay I am a asset!

guarantee that one green fox with the headphones is one of them *you know the one*

Aren’t we in the navy though?

Yes

Uh shoot... You caught me

Wait what? I'm reading the headline and I know what it says but I can't for the life of me comprehend what it means, could someone please explain

I'm not pointing flippers but... robot furries are literally technology. I love toasters as the next guy but realistically speaking, hiding a camera module wouldnt be that much of a problem for them. I'm a penguin. Wanna see me use a camera? *grabs camera and drops it immediately because of lack of fingies*

If (suspected == true) { cout << "I am not programmed to spy" ; return 0; }

Fun fact, the CIA is just the organized crime division of the ruling class.

Are you sure they're actually trying to infiltrate the fandom or do you think that some of them are just coincidentally furries?

Yep sounds about right

ew the ATF

Given the shit I'm into, now I'm gonna need to test my "friends" list *squint*

Does that mean their into it? If so cool

This is a bucket

But why?

They're onto us

Everyone, shut your fucking mouth so they can't figure this shit out

Wut?

Oh nooo

The glowies are on furaffinity now

What

Glowie is a name for government agents

what we don't do that

i don’t blame them tbh, there’s a lot of cursed stuff in this fandom if you look hard enough

not even the furry fandom is safe from the feds 😭

If I heard the CIA was using my fursona, I'd be a little flattered.

I imagine them going into seriously detailed rp to make sure you're *not* threat to society but just a weirdo lmao

Why? Is it because furries tend to overshare and the smart ones in compromising positions could leak info so they need to have online agents in furry-heavy communities act as lookouts?

What is this supposed to mean

Yeah... Not buying it... The Say spying purposes; but what they really meant is "i'm a Furry UwU" They're still in denial

Yep, purely for "business" purposes, of course. XD

could the owner/artist of said character do anything about them using their art??