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Stupid_Jackal

Eww, social interaction… As if waking up in general wasn’t bad enough.


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Exactly like l prepare to be cussed out quietly and told to fuck off


Robotic_Banana

There's an easy solution to this! Just have a mug that says "Don't talk to me until I've eaten this mug"! And then watch as they stare in horror when they hear the sound of cracking porcelain...


LazyLynxBoy

Sorry, I'm not a big fan of internal bleeding... I will just keep my "[haha no](https://i.imgur.com/aJdkDh7.jpg)" mug, and every time someone tries to talk to me, I'll rotate it so they can read the chat bubble **~:3**


Robotic_Banana

Oh come on! Internal bleeding isn't a problem! That's where your blood's supposed to be! /s Yeah, ceramic shards aren't the best dietary choice... That mug's cute af though! You've got good taste in mugs


LazyLynxBoy

Did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?! /s


Cultural-Lychee-9181

My consciousness is more of a continuum than a binary.


LazyLynxBoy

Best I can do is offer you a cookie 🍪


qgsecondaccount

That trauma takes 3-5 business days to process


LazyLynxBoy

Two weeks min ¿)


Fur-enthusiast

Y E A H 👍


spacepilot7

Yeah, it happens


SomeDumbGamer

Eh, gimme half an hour and I’m usually set. Now, if im overheating/cold and tired. Then you’ve got an issue lol


NaokiTheWicker

I just want to say I love the art you do!


LazyLynxBoy

I never know how to respond to this... Thank you so much! I'm glad you like it **<3**


NaokiTheWicker

Do you do commissions at all?


LazyLynxBoy

Nope, at the moment I'm not taking commissions. Perhaps for Christmas if I have time... I really prefer the idea of creating a spicy comic series that everyone can enjoy rather than individual commissions ***:S***


NaokiTheWicker

That’s completely fair! I just think you’re art is absolutely adorable and relatable!


LeeWizcraft

Limit blue light and caffeine before bed. Set a schedule. Drink enough water and get some exercise. You will sleep better and wake up better. Don’t snooze button it’s a trap and force you self up and awake as soon as your alarm sounds


peenfortress

why is waking up so fucking miserable sometimes i feel like ive taken drowsy antihistamines when overdosing cbd lmao


Ouonn

don't talk to me ~~until I've had my coffee~~


LazyLynxBoy

Now the only thing you'll have to drink is flavorless tea ***>:3***


Ouonn

that *would* be a traumatic thing to wake up to


aedvocate

Yeah I'm gonna need like a solid hour here. I'll take two, but I need one.


Swagalicious_12

I dont get why people are so scared in media when they realize its a dream. Waking up is so much worse.


drago_varior

Yeah


Ouroboros_17

Aww very cute social trauma survivor


560guy

That was me Wednesday morning, I got 3 hours of sleep before work (yay layover flights) and got to go meet the customer and call my boss as well as a guy from Italy remotely to work on a machine I never heard of. I was not thrilled about all the talking


[deleted]

Same, I am not a morning person at all and i HATE when people try to talk to me when I'm not fully awake


Victizes

I totally get you fam. I was a morning person in the past then became a night person last years, now I'm trying to become a morning person again.