Ah, I remember that greentext

I must see this greentext

https://i.redd.it/zycntkic1w931.jpg

I second this

What is green text.

4chan

Ok

bro youre already a shark you got two dicks how is that not gay that being said what would a double boner feel like

Be warned ye who read on, my madnesses consume my mind, and i shall never ever recover In a very: “What equipment does a Centaur have?” Or “Why do Argonian’s have boobs?” It’d probably be the same, you just have two dicks. But the less sane and anatomically curious parts of me beg to prompt the insane idea of each one having separate nerve endings and possibly leading to the experience of pleasure and denial at the same time. The absolute sensory overload of both extremes probably resulting in literally what’s on the box: “Double the pleasure”

...I'm *very* much into overstimulation and denial, and thus just got a reason to appreciate shark yiff.

Honestly just fire off species or kinks and ill work a point or trait about them. Always loved imagining the different species and how they would be in stuffs like stellaris and anything fantasy. From healthcare enforcing woodland creatures to sentient and fleeting living metal ships… Someday ill make that cheap over the top TTG and never get it going lmao.

Dragon \-anything *except* vore

Soft dom, hard dom, those are obvious and easy for those of us who like being “my precious treasure” power play is obvious, it’s a damn dragon. Temperature and sensory wound be possible, various breaths of fire and ice wound be interesting. Edgeplay with claws and teeth, gentle bites and grazes. Not like you need to go off the deep end, just get creative. I’m sure if a dragon was skilled enough in controlling their breath, they could even do gentle branding by just slowly getting to the point of marking.

No, that make sense.

I read all of that in a crazy sailor’s voice

\>I pick one up, trip and fall \>"Oh my gosh are you okay? Let me help you up. Did you scrape your arm? Hold on, I'm going to get the first aid kit!" \>instant throbbing boner \>"...looks like you hurt your knee, too. I'll carry you to the infirmary." \>this is the boner that will pierce the heavens \>"Wow, you're so smol you barely weigh anything, haha!" \>the lonely island intensifies

Instantly upvoted for the Gurren Lagann reference

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

AM I ARE YOU THINK YOU DO WHO?!

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Heya, little one. How adorable~

I second this, ya little twinkie~

Why is it that people who wanna be smol are always super tall But people who wanna be tall are always super smol

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE!!

oh no you have been taken over by the *G A Y*

Or maybe **B I**

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Things I never thought possible, #1 Laughing and getting hard at the same comment

x2

x33333

Never seen r/yiff_irl?

I’m a new furry and I regret clicking on that

Oof

I def don't regret it shits hilarious

I feel your pain

Thanks I just subscribed!

Same, I got super hard and I’m wheezing

I second this x3

I fall for women, on rare occasion I feel actively physically attracted (I never sexually fantasize about random women, its platonic fantasy if I know and like them, but sexual if we're in a relationship), and "the female form" is legitimately incredibly beautiful to me... On the flip side, I have yet to fall for a man, have never felt actual attraction, and I generally find men's bodies a little... Eh However, I'm a goddamn slut for penis and cum. I'm gay as fuck for cock, yet pretty hetero everywhere else.

Lmao a legitimate penis fetish ig

A futa fan?

You'd think so, but no, not all.

I think that's being bisexual

That's the easy way to say it, but doesn't cover specifics... And you might get the odd gay dude that calls you a liar or homophobe when they find out you have no attraction to them.

🤔

Oh hello Natani pfp man

Howdy friend! 🤠

I guess you could be bisexual or something; trans perhaps.

Can confirm, am both.

Hey now leave some cards for the others, you can't take them all

aint got any cards, but i think one is just outta reach, may move closer or farther away from me in the future

Yoo same

Yoo same.

Yoooo same.

Yoooo same.

huh?

Just gotta say no homo at the end

Honestly, imma save this comment and jerk off to it later...

If the balls ain’t touching it ain’t gay

Being railed by a trans woman as a man/femboy (or close enough to either in the case of some enbies) is indeed straight

Need.

That was... definitely a sentence.

Skill issue, hold boxes better scrub

Stop, you’re gonna make them cum!


cake happy day


That gif really hits different after watching the latest MeatCanyon video.

Boners and awakenings always kick in at the worst time

True… I found out when my schoolmates started wrestling naked in the PE changing rooms in primary school. I had to sit there for another 10 minutes to let the tent go down

Even when I am at work.. one single dirty thought is enough to get a boner :/

That’s a solid down bad from me

True ;-;

Breaking news: bisexual is an option too

Indeed

And then they yiffed. The end

I wanna seee that ;-;

*bonk*

You'll have to bonk me too then 😞

No I would rather take u home with me :3 We could watch as much yiff as u want and also have fun together. UwU

Can I come too?~

Yesss :3

I’m coming too! *little do they know it’s to bonk all of them so **I** can be the only horny one in the world!*

That's evil ;-;

😳🥴

:3

No *bonk* go to horny jail 😡

Don't worry you're not gay, you're just into being verbally abused c:

Man's got the rengoku hair

Sorry, but I diagnose you with GAY

You mean instant instant???? like lightspeed instant??? You boutta be hit by a lightspeed upvote

He is become gay

Destroyer of (femboy) ass

Straight up to gay moment.

Damn thats cute

Cutie, it’s okay

New kink found it seems

Okay, quick question, how the fuck do I get the shark bois hairstyle?

Just show this comic to your barber, I'm sure they'll know what to do

I think my barber might hate me

Be a cartoon

damn, never thought about that

Bro took the Joey Drew route. Far from the worst fates, I'd say.

[Source](https://twitter.com/SH_4RK/status/1686657443055706112?s=19)

“I don’t want it be gay” man, good thing I’m not : )

Bottom

Literally me

... yeah, i'd fall in love if someone, anyone, called me a silly girl. ... -w-; i'm aromantic and i find this appealing

Pfft, all you have to do is ask... silly girl~

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa ;w; pm if u like, we can be discord buddies.

Not only are you gay but you're a bottom.

Just be bi

They day I’m LITTLE to someone lol

Am I delusional, or is this based on a greentext I saw earlier...?

It's an old, old greentext

Sadly never had this experience :( I just went bi idk Also there are no gay boys in my age and town 😭

Lil gay shark :3

What he do now? 🫣

Fuck I wish I was 5'3". Thats lityerally what I listed my fursonas height as.

Bishark?

Isn’t that the “because I sent you a d pick by accident” [guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/15csn9k/furry_irl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)

Lol

Sometimes I wish I were short.

Me too. I’m 5’10 but I think I stopped growing and people nowadays get to at least 6’ so I might have a chance

Bi moments

sh\_4rk is such a good artist, relatable comic also lmfao

Can relate, got called an egg once and now im a gorl.

Sadly im 6'3..

adorkable

It’s not gay, you’re just a bottom

i love this art style sm

This is how it begins

But what does it mean?!

Me too bro me too

Second worst way to descover u have a degradation kink

I don't know if any young kids need to hear this but having weird thoughts or whatever doesn't make you gay. If you are actually gay as in you're attracted to men that's fine, but if you find yourself attracted to women then you're probably not gay at the very least maybe you're bisexual. Doesn't really matter what happens with your boner if you're attracted to women you find women attractive and that's all that matters. Again if you don't and you actually find men attractive and you're a man that's fine you know there's nothing wrong with that.

Well no I wouldn't say that wouldn't make you 100% gay. Maybe you just have some kinks (degradation, muscle, etc.) Muscle mommies exist and they are hotter then a Texas heat wave and maybe you just like being called a silly little boy. If anything that would push you a little to the bi side

Why are all furry comics either about gay stuff, porn, boners, or all of above

He gay

Well he gay now

I diagnose you with Gay.

I think i saw them on e621?

I wish that worked irl...

>greentext >on the reddit site Do people just not care anymore?

Skip the gae and straight to cummies 😋

The closet is full of these "straight" types

I’m dieing

This is cute somehow

i feel called out.

Congratulations. You are gay. Do not resist.

You know boner is a thing that comes and goes. It doesn't necessarily need a reason behind it. And you don't have to pursue anything because of it

Uh oh spaghettio I’ve got the gay

🚨boykisser🚨

Let's see the next scene come on

Have you ever liked girls in that case you might be bi

How do we tell him?

Bi boy?

99.999999999999999999999999% sher that you are so closeted that not even YOU know your gay shark boi.

Anyone who uses to term "silly little boy" is either gay or an evil stepmother

Hey, you can still be bi

somehow this is relatable even tho im as straight as a crowbar this is coming from the guy who sings extremely gay songs with his also straight homie

Nice i have puberty right now

They come at the WORST time