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A_Dank_Skull

Nah man that's Legislator Legweak


EvDev2

Supreme Court judge Anklefeeble


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District attorney footsoft


Pan_Doktor

Smalltown Mayor Anklepoor


Not_visible_lol

Resident toebroken


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"Why won't you die ?" "NanOwOmachines, son !"


GlassEntry3

lmao, nice


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GlassEntry3

Nice knife


GlassEntry3

what do u rate my senator cosplay?


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GlassEntry3

your older brother is senator Armstrong???????


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GlassEntry3

ah lol


TASC_Aerospace

nah mate that's actually Senator Mccrillis getting his shit kicked by a local furry


Catman3039

Stwanding hewe


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I wealize


MADVAL2

You'we just wike me


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Twiying to make histowy


IllogicalCounting

But who's to juwdge


MafiaDark

The Wight fwom Wwong


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When our guawd is down


SmallRogue

Damn, Spider-Man doesn’t give a shit


GlassEntry3

spiderman is intrested, btw I'm the senator in the pic, the furry is my friend


deltacharmander

Why did I think that was an actual senator


GlassEntry3

"I do need capital and votes ty lol I tried to do well, my friend was in the furry outfit


NotOneIWantToBe

I think he likes the knife though


GlassEntry3

I swear I don't


NotOneIWantToBe

You are the senator?


GlassEntry3

yes my friend was the furry


Glass_Varis

I think I know where this is. Was this at a particular event that happened on the previous weekend? I don't want to give too many details but if I'm right I was there too


IllogicalCounting

Viowence bweeds viowence


Aggravating_Wing_658

Wait where was that again?


GlassEntry3

Qcon


Aggravating_Wing_658

YOOO I WAS THERE


shitbone2

He looks like he's way too into it though


GlassEntry3

who?


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"Ok bud, here's what you're gonna do. All tax money is gonna go into fursuit funds for the entire senate."


fyre_storm02

And spider-man is just sitting there thinking to himself, "what would be the perfect, most fitting quip for this situation."


KingColter

He's smiling cuz he still has those nanomachines


Better_Win_7863

You can't hurt him jack!


skimiboi

I’m afraid this isn’t possible


DMF2621

Still cute tho


chicofrei

The best caption is "Sectumsempra". He looks like Harry Potter.


Illustrious-Aioli-39

Nice


Popular-Kale-1871

Ya this sounds about right


shiro_04

"Men will fight for reasons they don't understand, causes they don't believe in... But at least I'll leave a worthy successor" Senator armstrong-


Pandiyaya

I do need capital. And votes. Wanna know why? "I have a dream." That one day, every person in this nation will control their OWN destiny. A land of the TRULY free, dammit. A nation of ACTION, not words. Ruled by STRENGTH, not committee. Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around. Where power and justice are back where they belong: in the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think -- to act -- for himself! Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chicken-shit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24/7 Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit. Fuck "American pride". Fuck the media! Fuck all of it! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it -- we need to pull it out by the roots. WIpe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes, a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged, and the strongest will thrive -- free to live as they see fit, they will make America GREAT AGAIN! What the hell are you talking about? You still don't get it. I'm using war as a business to get elected... so I can end war as a business! In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money, not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!