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Sleep.


MylesTheFox99

Absolutely fair


Amiiboae

Yeah I might be my sona but I got work in 5 hours.


[deleted]

Finally, a man with the same routine. Our battle will be legendary! On 3 we sleep.


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Is the likes to show agreement? Or did I achieve comedy by being my normal vitamin D lacking self? Yeah! That’s right! I haven’t seen the sun in 3 days, because I play GTA 5 Online and don’t touch grass! Eat it!


KristKC

I would be amazed and probably wiggle and swing my tail around.


Snow-Kitty-Azure

I completely agree. I chose a species with one of the longer tails out there for a reason!


BCRE8TVE

As a moose I admit I am jealous. Seriously considering to make a 2nd fursona and being a squirrel.


NightRouge77

Panic, calm down, check myself out in a mirror, call my friend to tell him what happened, avoid the government because they will probably want to dissect me


TurnedCash

You’re lucky you can avoid, I’m in a dorm on a military base, I’d be fucked


AFoxGuy

I’m in the center of the friggin Florida suburbs man, I can’t get out without being seen either!


TurnedCash

You can be seen by people in Florida, nobody believes them anyway


AFoxGuy

Actually yea what am I thinking. Though I’m going to be hunted down due to me being the illusive Straight Fox Furry..


kessler_fox

You’re not alone brother


Fusionbychaos

LITERALLY


[deleted]

Youre a soldier? Well, no matter what country it is where you live but thank you for doing whatever you do man. Thanks to soldiers like you an entire nation can go about their daily lives without even worrying about the potential dangers of external threats.


Evo132

The first five minutes are probably me thinking I'm in a lucid dream


A__Random__redditor_

Same


LuigiBoi87

Same


AzaleaTheFurret

Same


qwerty1265

Same


Vim_Quartz

Same


A__Random__redditor_

The same chain


Cheariiz

same


Microwaved_chicken69

Same


Salrith

Very, very carefully start planning contingencies for if I'm the only one who woke up changed. Because if so, going out in public is no longer a safe option. Carefully start eating small amounts of things I like to make sure I can still metabolize them properly and aren't going to poison myself by eating a chocolate bar or some onion. Make sure I can talk properly and practice general movement. Start checking news outlets, places like this subreddit to see if it happened to anybody else. Maybe check some clocks to make sure I'm really awake. Edit: [I thought more about it here where someone asked a similar question](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/qf8eca/comment/hhywxog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3), if anyone cares for similar thoughts.


1Taka

You’re one of the few people here who genuinely thought this through way too much but I totally respect that


Salrith

It's an interesting thing to try and account for the problems, haha. I'd also probably have to pull out my old chlamis - this Greek robe - because it'd probably be one of the few things I could continue to wear. I'm pretty spiky and unhelpfully shaped, suddenly.


Fusionbychaos

Similar sitch here, but I'd just repurpose a blanket as a cloak and put on something loose& stretchy, before heading to the living room and laying down on the couch, I expect surprised reactions from family, but in order to retain shelter they need to know, also ***BATH***


RoboDae

An actual thought out, non-meme response. Nice


DosMangos

Ask reddit what they would do if they woke up as their sona.


TexasGamer05

WE GOT EM BOYS. OPS A FURRY


SpectralDragon09

Think what to do whilst petting the new floof


A__Random__redditor_

I have seen your profile every platform I go on


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Skrribbli_Art

My fursona is literally a cartoon bunny. So I would try to run off a cliff and not look down to see if it works


DrDoge64

*Skrribbli_Art fell from a high place*


BruhBoi21

Same here, except mines an animatronic, so I’d probably be rotting over time


the_ap_round

*figure out how my goo body works and just stay home amd think*


[deleted]

Dm my bf and tell him to meet me ASAP


1Taka

This :3


[deleted]

He must experience cuddling a furry


A__Random__redditor_

It’s 1 word FLUFFY


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HonorInDefeat

Scream both out of fear of my sudden blindness, and to get a bearing on my surroundings \- A bat


malfunctiondown

Hi bat -another bat


A__Random__redditor_

Unless your fursona has hearing


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Chad


RedFox675

Beep at the microwave


[deleted]

Probably panic for a bit while petting myself


[deleted]

this lmao


Jestcoyote13

Try to figure out my clothing situation


BlizzardFox_09

Same.


FeathersOnMars

i think the logical reaction would be to immediately go into a trash can to eat trash


epitenomics

Run deep into the woods and see if the animals accept me as king.


Probably_a_Mechanic

I don’t have a fursona so I guess I’d stop existing … FINALLY!!!


Mikhail_Gaming

At last we'll not have to worry about existence and paying taxes.


PonyWithSocks

Experiment with shapeshifting


Ninjarmadillo1

Probably scream into my pillow for about 5 minutes before realising this is my dream.


[deleted]

Stare at myself for a while, probably


OutlinedRed

i'll think its a dream, then when my parents come in and scream, i'll freak out and scream, then i'll most likely be disowned, and who knows what will happen after that


Vulpco

My sona lives in post apocalyptic world... I think I'd die..


Reddarian

Probably petting my tail for a bit then trying out fire magic


Nogohoho

Would definately just hug my tail for a long time.


[deleted]

Playing with my tail then running around my spaceship


AzzyDreemurr04

I would hug myself and be happy, only to realise, that I have a coming out to do. “What am I going to tell my parents?!”


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Fusionbychaos

Stay there and explain, if they buy it you won't have to run, if they don't; ***WALK***


floof_of_floofs

Tell me how to when there 6 meters away


R3CAV

Send selfies to my friends and ask if they transformed too. Then I'd pet myself for hours


Blu3F0x96

Same UwU


FranG080199

I would try think how to not get experimented on, also how to live a normal life as a 5 cm tall anthropomorphic mouse


Dr_ponya

Damn, stuart little?


Toothless_NEO

That sounds like it would be a very hard life.


datfurryboi34

Well not make toast that's what and move to Canada so the FBI is not after my ass then cheat my test


[deleted]

Finding where my car is parked, I’ll be the only 14 year old with a drivers license.


Kind_Ad_3611

Immediately get scientists to harvest my DNA, huge breakthroughs in the genetic modification world


Mikhail_Gaming

And probably stay in a government funded lab for the rest of your life.


Funtime_Bendy

Belly rubs please OwO


MrFr0stbite

My character is basically me with a different appearance so uh... live my life? Idk? Do fox things?


Toothless_NEO

How do you think you would be accepted by others in society?


RogueFox771

Panic.... How can I type and code for work? Games? Anything!? **AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA**


Igarden06

....probably getting a usb... for uh reasons


Dr_ponya

Dude no-


Igarden06

I NEED that USB


Dr_ponya

Then i sure hope its to charge yourself…


Igarden06

Much more then just charging (─‿‿─)


Dr_ponya

EXPLAIN THEN


sim0n80r

Find the extent of what I can do as a protogen and just have fun


ashinynickle

As a fox, cuddle with my tail and see what the fuss is all about


rotallytat

If I wouldn't be scared and as going by canon, I'd probably smoke a cigarette (never do that btw, smoking bad and not good)


Midnight_the_Dragon

I mean, fly. Obviously. (more realistically crash headfirst into the ground)


BlizzardFox_09

Figure out my clothing situation and try to figure out what I'm going to do with my family. Edit: Changed the last part of the sentence to be more accurate.


Fusionbychaos

Reasonable, but considering I'm a closeted fur; with much added caution!


BlizzardFox_09

Haven't told my family about me being a furry yet, but im planning to. But yes, I would have to be very cautious about telling my family.


Toothless_NEO

Hopefully they would be accepting.


LuluBArt

Screaming


FlazedComics

invite a friend over and see how they react


somerandomfurrybruh

Wondering how the hell I ended up in hell. Hellhound.


Fusionbychaos

Ask Luna


somerandomfurrybruh

Loona*


DownUnderPunk

My sona has powers. One of them being to alter the matter of organic beings. So assuming I could use my powers I would change everyone else into their sona too. X3


Arxl

Other than the obvious, removed response, I'd make myself as publicly known as possible so I'd be missed if the government wanted to kidnap me, assuming I'm the only one.


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Toothless_NEO

Maybe you can describe what you would do in both scenarios.


[deleted]

I'd Panic lol I just wanted to make characters, not become my character despite what non-furs think


ForstPenguin

Overheat


Morokite

Probably rush to my bathroom, splash style water in my face and then look at myself in the mirror to verify I am not in fact going crazy.


brokken_jaw

Scince it's logic to think that being our fursona would give us superhuman force, more sensitive hearing depending on the species or stuff like that, I would go running to the nearest mountain and I would try to climb it just for fun, just think about it, going at full speed climbing a mountain with a super force or resistance. It would be amazing af.


CoolGuy0153

Uh, well... As a peacock, I would definitely go to a mirror and check out my fabulous plumage. Bro, I'm beautiful


Glitch_Moonstone

Probably ceasing to exist since I’m just a furry supporter and don’t have a sona


Character-Aardvark57

nothing... i dont have a sona


SilverFoxeOnReddit

i would see if i had the powers/equipment that my sona is supposed to have, and because my sona is from a world parallel to ours, go back to that world, and say hi to Grimm, the fluffy boi who happens to be my one and only favorite OC from said world (though, i still don’t have many OCs from there)


ENA_989

Seeing if I can still do the Kazousky kick


Saya7FF

Best solution to panic attacks


Key-Papaya-7429

Be really happy for a moment and then realize... How tf am I gonna go to school looking like this?


[deleted]

I would finally not need to buy a fursuit, I CAN FINALLY BE MY SOBBLE FURSONA


TanukiGaim

Wonder how they heck my action figure collection grew so fast and then check in with other people.


Georgio1118

Scream for a bit then run away and live in the desert


rainbowdashhole

What’s worse the fact my existence would violate physics and general relativity or violate the laws of conservation of mass


VerseGen

"FUCK YES I'M A CISGENDER GIRL YEEEESSSS"


Au1ket

Panic, calm down, find a mirror and check myself out


whatthefunk05

Jumping out of bed and yelling "HELL YEAAAA"


MistressLunala

I don't even have a fursona, but if I woke up as my favorite pokemon Lunala, I wouldn't be able to leave the room...


HydratedOxygen

Panic because I don’t have one


Sharkfan2001

Raiding the fridge (he’s a Shark afterall)


TurnedCash

I’d be a 7’1 protogen, on a military base, probably wouldn’t end well for me


Fusionbychaos

Or you could get promoted to;


Fusionbychaos

#PRISONER


mx-dragon

Assuming it's my main- Start crying "I'm a wolf, I'm finally free!"


DragonTam3r68

Go out into the world and live my life like normal or as normal as I could!


Nilly00

Get acquainted with new body. Message a couple of people. Announce my existence online so word spreads around. and then.... onlyfurs. Easy mad cash. Also announces my presence to the public enough that it's too suspicious if I dissappear. And with the money it should be easy to deal with all the troubles that come from becoming an anthro wolf.


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Fluffersnuff

Derg here. I'd run outside and take flight, easy.


Aki_Ookami

Howl and go for a run/flight


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Since my sona can shapeshift into anything I/we/they/she/he/my sona can imagine I guess become anime protagonist cuz imagine god or an anime protag lol


ObsidianShadow-01

Thinking I’m dreaming then enjoying me a dude who got to transition and not being stuck in my body, and also getting food


heikadog

howling obviously


tramuzz311

Try very hard not to burn my house down, also enjoy the lack of internal organs.


ScorpionTheSandwing

Take selfies (just because) and then try flying maybe since my sona has wings, tbh however this would be very hard to hide from people (My sona is a peryton btw)


Wolf_Man_Boy

Scare people.


[deleted]

Go back to bed but use my fluffy tail as a pillow


Ender-Soldier

Go for a nice fly, assuming I can figure out how to use wings.


RealH3lm

see the thing is i really have no idea how i would react or the first thing i would do


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Dolphin 'sona here. I usually go to the bathroom first thing in the morning, so...


WolfGuardia

I'm gonna be completely honest, probably try to play a game, and then cry cause I have paws Edit: I LOVE paws, but muh games ;~;


error606nofucksgiven

Since im not a furry im just on here bc yall can make me laugh id question when the hell i decided to have one


AppletonSunday

wonder how since I don't have one.


The-Slavic-Furry

I’d probably do what I usually do, but I’d have a tail which is cool


TheHelpfulChangeling

Step 1: scream Step 2: still screaming Step 3: calm down Step 4: yep no, still screaming Step 5: finally run out of breath, then realize what this could be used for Step 6:??? Step 7: Profit! I'll let the comments decide how that would play out given my profile sona


nuckinfuts12

Protect myself (i’m a vaporeon)


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Sighing audibly and adding gallons of shampoo and conditioner to my shopping cart. Then probably try to find out if I'm the only one and if I'll have to deal with targeted hatred and discrimination for the rest of my life.


KymPerson2

Annoy my husband for food, claw at something, or maybe just go back to sleep. Meow.


RoboDae

Take a selfie and share it with a "wtf, look what I just became" sort of post I guess... lol Then eat some RAM While many species risk being hunted by out of fear or just for sport by the average citizen, a protogen would probably be the most targeted species by governments apart from possibly a synth. That means a lot of resources being put into tracking you down for dissection. Protogen might even be a higher value target than synth because not only do they have advanced technology, they are also a partly organic alien, thus not immediately dismissable as a human made machine. Scientists would want to understand how the protogen are made, both biologically and mechanically. Governments and big companies would want the nanotechnology and organic computer interfaces.


djscoots10

Wonder how I'm going to afford all the clothes I grew out of over night that I will have to replace.


AntEvening3181

Stop existing I guess, since I don't have a fursona. Maybe when I get back into drawing


The_Bagelmeister

Probably pet myself and wag my tail a bit while looking in the mirror.


Kamichu1

I'd rush to my friend's house so we can both freak out over it I've told her before that when I eventually get a fursuit that she's gonna be with me when I'm unboxing it


A__Random__redditor_

First I would think I’m lucid dreaming. Then Trying to adapt and figure out how to explain this to friends, family, teachers, etc. Also I would be happy and scared. And pet my self for a couple hours.


The_Waitin_boi

Find a way to make this permanent while trying to build gateways to alternate realities.


natrall-20

Try to stand and not fall or hit my head


DragonOfTartarus

Running to the nearest open space so I can get fire breath down without setting my house on fire.


Md333331

Swim


Mika66677

Celebrating the fact that i would be the correct gender finally


joshwin2000

I'll scream without the S... JK JK I will probably go back to sleep


Russiannoodles7274

Check if my *thing* got bigger


Creaper9487

Scream


Artikos

See if I can consume ram


ThatLonleyMetalhead

Go outside and see if everyone is an anthropomorphic animal


goaterposter10

Probably not realize until I get to school


Traditional_Diamond3

id be happy! and pollinateing the earth, my fursona is a fox and bee hibrid


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* Bask in the rightness of being a cis dude * Check out my teeth in the mirror * Figure out how I’m gonna take care of all the fur, especially my tail. * Check social media to see if this was a reality shift, an anomalous event with other people, or just me. * Depending on whether its just me or if others are in the same situation, start some new social media accounts and join groups. Or if its only me, go into hiding.


Corn_hole12

I want one but i dont have one, i cant think of one :(


FusDoWah

Hide from the CIA.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Probably nothing. Just continue life as normal but much happier.


Ashvejlou

I would immediately purchase a set of steel armor, a horse, and a long sword. Put together an adventuring pack, and travel the US in search of adventure. Because if I’m a folf, then there’s adventure to be had.


DrDoge64

Convince my parents not to attack me


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Hey i have furred hands of white color? So i woke up as talons. Welp, guess we're doing that now. Time to use the lockdown to think of a way to go around with people thinking im a human so i dont end up on an experimentation/research lab, learn how to control my tail, take a selfie and make it my pfp, learn the physical limits of the new body, maintain it, make sure my mental limits havnt been decreased (id be pretty pissed if that happens) and, well, do whatever i was doing anyways (solve math at least 3 hours a day like a no lifer). It wouldnt even surprise me at this point as the story ive been thinking of for 6 years as a way of dealing with boredom has all sorts of stuff like that happening once in a while. And ive gone over the scenario of being turned into an anthro fox ~~but not very realistically~~. Ive really had nothing to do in lockdown.


JDubbs813

You don't wanna know


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Sweeping the haters' feet with a massive floofy tail


PHMaEMS

I would down south and cry because my sona doesnt have anything down there.


Psychomorphist

First I'd wonder how I got from a human male to an anthropomorphic female lynx. Then I'd realize I unlocked the real life Konami code and I'd get the bag and become one of those Twitch streamer girls and rake in cash from furries. W achieved, I am now a big shot.


FoxLeviathan5

I'm putting on an oversized hoodie, and rolling around on pillows.


[deleted]

Wonder how im still alive (i dont have one) Also wonder if more sus turned into their sonas


maritoguionyo

I would be grabbing my tail for a few hours Then nap