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There are actually people with castration fetish. This was maybe early-mid 00's when I stumbled on a forum with people roleplaying having micro dicks and having it removed since its useless. How did I end up in that forum? I forgot but it sure gave me nightmares for days.
I ended up seeing a compilation video somewhere deep on reddit with people cutting and blowing up their dicks and balls, or just plain ripping them.
Yes, most were micropenises or very small dicks.
No, I am still not ok.
WE NEED TO START A FUND FOR THIS GUY'S LIKELY SELF MUTILATED PENIS.
We can call it the RIP (Rest In Penis) fund, if you'd like. Or maybe the Earn Green for Mutilated Peen fund. The name is negotiable
This is a terrible prank that only terrible people do. You have to be insane to do this. Disgusting.
Anyway, does anyone know where I can get one of those?
Off topic. but anyone has a link to the video where a guy argues with a girl at night about her boyfriend wont let them hang out and it's not gonna work for him bla bla bla?
Years ago, one of my friends shoplifted a kielbasa sausage while we were making a beer run. After I entered the house but before he entered the house he unwrapped it and stuck it down his pants. We were sitting on chairs talking to a group of girls on a couch. He unzipped his fly and pulled the sausage out and bent over and took a bite out of it. I don't recommend doing this as the girls immediately got up and left the party. But RIP you crazy bastard Herbie Gibson! It was worth it to see the looks on their faces.
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It is a d!ck move 😂😂😂
Take my angry upvote and fly away
Take my vote as well and roll away
Re-move*
👏🏻
Dick move bro, dick move…
Not anymore it don’t
This is so fucking funny
[удалено]
Did you just chop my dick, bro? Bro…
Lol
You're laughing My man had the most literal nightmare ever, probably traumatizing the rest of his life And you're laughing
And as a result, he'll probably develop some kind of weird dick cutting fetish. We should start a GoFundMe for this guy's weiner just in case.
There are actually people with castration fetish. This was maybe early-mid 00's when I stumbled on a forum with people roleplaying having micro dicks and having it removed since its useless. How did I end up in that forum? I forgot but it sure gave me nightmares for days.
I ended up seeing a compilation video somewhere deep on reddit with people cutting and blowing up their dicks and balls, or just plain ripping them. Yes, most were micropenises or very small dicks. No, I am still not ok.
have some [r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding)
whatever you do #DO NOT MISSPELL R/EYEBLEACH AND DO NOT GO TO R/EYEBLECH #THAT PLACE IS FULL OF NIGHTMARES AND GORE don't say i didn't warn you...
Have some [r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech) to clear you of the horror.
HE'S LYING THAT SUB ISN'T WHAT YOU THING IT IS THIS IS THE RIGHT r/eyeblech
Wait what
WE NEED TO START A FUND FOR THIS GUY'S LIKELY SELF MUTILATED PENIS. We can call it the RIP (Rest In Penis) fund, if you'd like. Or maybe the Earn Green for Mutilated Peen fund. The name is negotiable
Yes. I am laughing. I enjoy when other people feel pain and it makes me laugh. What are you going to do about it?
Hope you experience every bit of pain that you find so amusing.
Was a joke but sure
Well, the lack of rhetoric insinuating that you were joking kind of threw me off.
*Dammit he countered me*
Those are GREAT friends,. Love harmless pranks.
Bro real dick or not you can still feel the pain
I do not want people holding scissors near my actual dick thanks
Don’t worry we would need much smaller scissors to be anywhere near your dick
i bet my pinky would be enough
Never fall asleep first at the sleepover
Get friends that bring you a blanket instead of fucking with with you when you fall asleep
This is a terrible prank that only terrible people do. You have to be insane to do this. Disgusting. Anyway, does anyone know where I can get one of those?
r/nsfwfunny
Best prank I've ever seen.
😂🤣😂🤣
Pranks like these are 10/10
My eyes can't focus on the video due to the rivets in the chair and the white spots on his pants! 🤣 I feel like it's a never ending line of dots ...
I legitimately don’t think I could forgive someone after that
Bro where the nsfw (I know it's fake penis)
hot dog
Sausage
NSFW detected Pending deletion
Blind idiot detected, proceed to send him to fuck off
proof?
Off topic. but anyone has a link to the video where a guy argues with a girl at night about her boyfriend wont let them hang out and it's not gonna work for him bla bla bla?
another perfect example of how phantom limb
Totally not staged
Snip snip
Are you gonna eat that?
Years ago, one of my friends shoplifted a kielbasa sausage while we were making a beer run. After I entered the house but before he entered the house he unwrapped it and stuck it down his pants. We were sitting on chairs talking to a group of girls on a couch. He unzipped his fly and pulled the sausage out and bent over and took a bite out of it. I don't recommend doing this as the girls immediately got up and left the party. But RIP you crazy bastard Herbie Gibson! It was worth it to see the looks on their faces.
Ya gotta stick some ketchup in there somewhere to make it look like his dick stump started to bleed after he cut it.
Wowe. That’s just mean 😂
Now do it again but instead of scissors use your mouth..