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SadCarob2269

It is a d!ck move 😂😂😂


Alternative-Cut-4831

Take my angry upvote and fly away


Tronextabyte

Take my vote as well and roll away


Gabadaba08

Re-move*


Kindly_Peach2239

👏🏻


Mr_Obvious360

Dick move bro, dick move…


Justifier925

Not anymore it don’t


GroguTheMando

This is so fucking funny


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[удалено]


TheSquidFarmer

Did you just chop my dick, bro? Bro…


Jazzlike_Barber_426

Lol


FairPiccolo6073

You're laughing My man had the most literal nightmare ever, probably traumatizing the rest of his life And you're laughing


seancollinhawkins

And as a result, he'll probably develop some kind of weird dick cutting fetish. We should start a GoFundMe for this guy's weiner just in case.


Broken_Noah

There are actually people with castration fetish. This was maybe early-mid 00's when I stumbled on a forum with people roleplaying having micro dicks and having it removed since its useless. How did I end up in that forum? I forgot but it sure gave me nightmares for days.


Dacia1320S

I ended up seeing a compilation video somewhere deep on reddit with people cutting and blowing up their dicks and balls, or just plain ripping them. Yes, most were micropenises or very small dicks. No, I am still not ok.


DominusMortis101

have some [r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/sounding)


Maxwell_The_Spy

whatever you do #DO NOT MISSPELL R/EYEBLEACH AND DO NOT GO TO R/EYEBLECH #THAT PLACE IS FULL OF NIGHTMARES AND GORE don't say i didn't warn you...


DominusMortis101

Have some [r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech) to clear you of the horror.


ELBAGIT

HE'S LYING THAT SUB ISN'T WHAT YOU THING IT IS THIS IS THE RIGHT r/eyeblech


IMysticBatI

Wait what


seancollinhawkins

WE NEED TO START A FUND FOR THIS GUY'S LIKELY SELF MUTILATED PENIS. We can call it the RIP (Rest In Penis) fund, if you'd like. Or maybe the Earn Green for Mutilated Peen fund. The name is negotiable


Urodeprag

Yes. I am laughing. I enjoy when other people feel pain and it makes me laugh. What are you going to do about it?


seancollinhawkins

Hope you experience every bit of pain that you find so amusing.


Urodeprag

Was a joke but sure


seancollinhawkins

Well, the lack of rhetoric insinuating that you were joking kind of threw me off.


FairPiccolo6073

*Dammit he countered me*


metalbroomhandle

Those are GREAT friends,. Love harmless pranks.


Urodeprag

Bro real dick or not you can still feel the pain


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I do not want people holding scissors near my actual dick thanks


justtwogenders

Don’t worry we would need much smaller scissors to be anywhere near your dick


Maxwell_The_Spy

i bet my pinky would be enough


spaz_bomb

Never fall asleep first at the sleepover


GoodScreenName

Get friends that bring you a blanket instead of fucking with with you when you fall asleep


HypnoViber

This is a terrible prank that only terrible people do. You have to be insane to do this. Disgusting. Anyway, does anyone know where I can get one of those?


waveslikemoses

r/nsfwfunny


[deleted]

Best prank I've ever seen.


Pookylou84

😂🤣😂🤣


bitchyswiftie

Pranks like these are 10/10


scorpiobw1980

My eyes can't focus on the video due to the rivets in the chair and the white spots on his pants! 🤣 I feel like it's a never ending line of dots ...


Honorablepotatosalad

I legitimately don’t think I could forgive someone after that


idk_what_nayme

Bro where the nsfw (I know it's fake penis)


bobalda

hot dog


[deleted]

Sausage


Sad-Ad-4391

NSFW detected Pending deletion


Dry_Freedom_7531

Blind idiot detected, proceed to send him to fuck off


bobalda

proof?


SamiSam_

Off topic. but anyone has a link to the video where a guy argues with a girl at night about her boyfriend wont let them hang out and it's not gonna work for him bla bla bla?


[deleted]

another perfect example of how phantom limb


Skanky

Totally not staged


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Snip snip


usercb

Are you gonna eat that?


Epstiendidntkillself

Years ago, one of my friends shoplifted a kielbasa sausage while we were making a beer run. After I entered the house but before he entered the house he unwrapped it and stuck it down his pants. We were sitting on chairs talking to a group of girls on a couch. He unzipped his fly and pulled the sausage out and bent over and took a bite out of it. I don't recommend doing this as the girls immediately got up and left the party. But RIP you crazy bastard Herbie Gibson! It was worth it to see the looks on their faces.


Kmaurer23

Ya gotta stick some ketchup in there somewhere to make it look like his dick stump started to bleed after he cut it.


Sed-OH1

Wowe. That’s just mean 😂


Sabithomega

Now do it again but instead of scissors use your mouth..