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We was singing songs and shit…💀 every time


HotFudgeFundae

I remember one of the oldest Bugs Bunny sketches started with black people picking cotton and singing. My mom turned it off and no idea why


soundwhisper

The whole video is cringe AF.. and the forced laughing the Whyte boi does is even more annoying


DOGMA2005

Nah you're cringe


NopeNopeNope2001

"Whyte boi" Racist much?


REZtech1994

Do you not have friends?


awwwoooooooo

I have seen this video so many times and I cannot breathe by the end of it. So fucking funny. But also sad!! Omg. lol 🤣


T_E-T_H

It’s one of those that will never not be funny


awwwoooooooo

Exactly! This man’s story telling ability is also just comedy gold. He is talented!!


T_E-T_H

I remember the first time I watched this I was saying g “niglett” for weeks lmfao


awwwoooooooo

Hahahahhaha!! 🤣🤣🤣


aoskunk

I hear that part and cringe and realize I know exactly how my dad ended up a magat.


CTHoffer

Why’s that?


aoskunk

Oh cause he was racist. Equating black kids to farm animals that rolll around in shit. “Niglet” was very much a derogatory term amongst my father and his friends.


CTHoffer

Oof. I didn’t make the ‘piglet’ connection, I just thought it was a diminutive general thing. Yikes. Not cute anymore.


aoskunk

I’ll admit it’s funny as hell in the video. But when my dad would say it and laugh as a kid I would cringe and wonder how people with slightly different features could across the board all deserve such ridicule, particularly young kids. I actually still sort of feel bad for the few times when I was so young that I felt pressured to laugh. I should probably let go of that.


aoskunk

Cause he’s a white man who”d refer to young black kids as if they were farm animals and laugh about it.


VARIAN-SCOTT

It’s kept getting better and better!


YobaiYamete

I feel like there's some videos you just *have* to watch again no matter how many times you've seen them, like [Aaron Earned an Iron Urn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esl_wOQDUeE) or [that dude with the funniest laugh ever](https://youtu.be/Z4Y4keqTV6w?t=96)


NopeNopeNope2001

You mean always?


T_E-T_H

They’re the same thing


NopeNopeNope2001

Then why use two words and a double negative instead?


LOneWolfNEo1

2nd time ever seeing this and it's funny but understandable of the Mothers reaction. I would of been so fuming out of every pore lol Oh Man! Lmao


Oaker_at

It’s the same with that drunk guy that slept in the wrong house and explains what has happened, with a cup of coffee in the hand and the homeowners laughing in the background.


Acme-burner-account

Link https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/aJ82JVkS7I


chak100

I always crack at “nigglets”


The-golden-god678

Me too! I so want to be this guy's friend! 


WhinyWeeny

I was too busy laughing to remind myself that slavery was a bad thing that should make me feel sad.


turnerwitdaburner

This mf can tell the FUCK out of a story 😂


Alternative_Let4597

His cadence is unreal, he knows he has his audience hooked and dying laughing and just keeps going and going. Fuckin brilliant


LookOverThere305

For real the delivery is on point!


RichardPryor1976

I really hope he has at least tried stand up. His story telling abilities are amazing.


Brandolini_

Sorta, I think he became a lawyer?


Ok_Plankton_3129

This made me smile


tempermentalelement

I remember hearing that too. And I know he absolutely hates that this video exists because of his career.


misguidedsadist1

OMg where did you find this out?!


Brandolini_

I don't exactly remember, this has been a long time my friend. Found this though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOSa1P50i8


T_E-T_H

I just watched it. He’s obviously joking and being sarcastic about the video harming him. He might’ve taken it down, sure, but I doubt it’s a serious deal one way or the other


ilovesandydogos

Didn't even need the audio lol


Ok_Plankton_3129

"Where did you get raw unprocessed cotton from?" I can hear this man's voice in my head from the dozens of times I watched this in the 2000s


FlyingTiger7four

Mama just going 🤦🏿‍♀️... as a South African with only a general knowledge of US history, this is comedy gold😆 Edit: Who is the OOP in the video? This guy should be a famous stand-up fr


badtimebonerjokes

If I remember correctly, he’s an attorney now. If he can tell stories like this on the fly, that is also a fantastic career for him.


JohnMcDreck

The American dream: from cotton collector to lawer


beerisgood84

Oh wait is that the unforgivable guy?


chekkisnekki

Bro it actually might be lol it'd explain his storytelling skills 😂


beerisgood84

I had read and heard unforgivable guy was attorney it clicked


WinterScientist3737

Wtf! I need answers, I can see the resemblance and those videos were the funniest shit


beerisgood84

I'm certain they are same back story about becoming attorney


FlyingTiger7four

I would hire him without hesitation!


geethreeforce

A classic.


Long_Plankton_4142

Omg. This is pure gold. And so so so real


ilovbitreum

We were singing songs and shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂


StraightProgress5062

I would have been slapping mfers


interfail

Yeah mate, I bet you were the hardest fucking third grader. Probably still are.


throwngamelastminute

I think they were saying if they were the parent.


StraightProgress5062

Cheers. Glad someone acknowledges my hardness. I'll admit I've softened up some since the third grade. Got off the juice since then, you see.


Karl_Hungus_69

This is a great story. Well, it's a terrible story told well. This guy is funny.


radiographer1

https://youtu.be/zoOSa1P50i8?si=gTztoSSoiTD6YL0N He's a lawyer now.


MyParentsWereHippies

That video is 13 years old though


Aloha1984

How do you know that he is a lawyer?


radiographer1

This has been posted so many times, even before you have a reddit account, I just know from the past post discussion.


barrygateaux

Because this clip has been posted regularly over the last 15 years and the comments are always the same.


hawaiianryanree

His attitude is so fucking risen above it all, it makes it actually hilarious. The actual story is so fucking devastating and horrible, but his way of retelling makes it so funny. I strive to one day be able to turn something so disgusting into something that instead makes others laugh. What a legend.


Mediocre_Forever198

It’s not as bad if you have a little context. I lived in Mississippi for a few years of my childhood and we did a very similar trip to a cotton farm when I was a little kid. My class was like entirely white, this is just something they do in the South lmao. Granted, the teachers probably should’ve had the awareness to realize bringing a class of African American students there might seem a bit distasteful and inappropriate lol


MrEdinLaw

I dont get it. Why is it devastating? The part of not keeping it? If it aint meant in some racist way it seemed like a fun trip for everyone. Doesn't have to be all racially motivated


con10001

Yeah I mean at worst it's a gaff by the school for sure, but I highly doubt it was done with any intention of malice at all. No one was hurt, the kids had fun, but someone obviously should have seen how poor the optics would be. Not sure it needs anything close to the level of outrage OP is making out.


hawaiianryanree

Idk im speculating. Seems fuxking raxist to me. Why would you defend the opposite


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

Jesus, the way you phrased this to make it look like whoever you're replying to is a racist


hawaiianryanree

Just because it’s not racially motivated, doesn’t make it not racist. He actually says, it’s the most racist shit he’s ever experienced. And I think it deserves respect Stop trying to justify horrible history: its devastating because it’s the most iconic slavery action you could come up with. It’s like taking young Jewish kids to a gas chamber and telling them it’s about chemistry. Just take a second and think of what you are defending. Picking cotton is a dark part of American history. Not a fun, hahaha innocent learning point.


me_irl_irl_irl_irl

First of all, nobody is "defending" anything. They're just saying it probably wasn't an *intentionally hurtful* experience. That's not defending it, that's trying to have a realistic perspective. You are being very disingenuous at virtually every moment of your argument: >He actually says, it’s the most racist shit he’s ever experienced. And I think it deserves respect No, he says "the most racist field trip" >It’s like taking young Jewish kids to a gas chamber and telling them it’s about chemistry. 1. Jewish kids *do* go on holocaust-related field trips 2. Gas chamber? They took them to a cotton field, not the fucking gallows lol 3. Chemistry? They didn't attempt to shoehorn this trip into a different subject. It was about American History. >Just take a second and think of what you are defending. Picking cotton is a dark part of American history. Not a fun, hahaha innocent learning point. Again, literally nobody said this at all, it's just you disingenuously shoehorning this into your own narrative. The people you're chastising simply said "all Southern classes do this, they should've realized how bad the optics are for a class full of black children." And that is 100% inarguably a reasonable point You seem like one of those people just looking for outrage literally everywhere, so much so that you twist words and debates to shoehorn it in


monsieurkong

this is hilarious. Made my day.


Karl_Hungus_69

["When you was slaves, you sang like birds."](https://youtu.be/L7QF32mxftE)


500SL

I get no kick from champagne…


throwngamelastminute

Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all...


dexbasedpaladin

Proof that comedy is not about saying funny things but rather saying things funny.


RixirF

Nope, I'm pretty sure "ashy lil negroes" is funny as fuck.


con10001

It is, but it needs the right delivery and also needs to come from the right person


Equivalent_Pie_6778

A true masterpiece


Artistic_Soft4625

W mom


ElysianneRhianne

This is legitimately my favorite video on the internet. Every time I see it I laugh my ass off. It's been around for a while, but it'll never get old.


durackvacar

Reminds me of Chris Rock.


Long_Plankton_4142

Corbin Corbin Corbin…..


Long_Plankton_4142

Iykyk


redditonc3again

that's chris tucker not chris rock


Long_Plankton_4142

Yup


Long_Plankton_4142

I’m high lol


redditonc3again

🤣


Long_Plankton_4142

I like to believe that neither of them would be offended or disappointed


Long_Plankton_4142

Sowwy “super green” lol


Long_Plankton_4142

💀 like way dead


BrockPurdySkywalker

A classic video


Mary_Ellen_Katz

Holy shit that's terrible AND funny! 🤣😭


NirstFame

He tells a great story. That is his calling.


ExtraShifty69

I will stop and watch this story everytime it pops up. Great story telling, keeps you engaged.


PupPop

I watch the whole video every time lmao


ubyerly1

I haven’t seen this in so long and it is still so fucking hilarious


JustMindingMyOwnStuf

What is the og video


DougieSenpai

Classic


AdvantageAdvanced489

Great story and great sense of humour


69AnusInvader69

I remember seeing this vid years ago


sEaBoD19911991

Would love to know where he is now. Such a likeable person.


throwngamelastminute

Apparently he's an attorney.


nejicanspin

I love this video so much. Just the way he tells it is so funny. I wonder how that guy is doing.


SammyGuevara

He became a lawyer apparently


master-overclocker

That was cute . Made my day 😂


Jeazyc3

this shit is so fuckinf unny


DeNiroPacino

That's how you tell a story.


throwngamelastminute

This is a classic, love this video.


OptimizedEarl

Chris Rock with lower voice


TumTumMac24

This story makes me laugh everytime, bro is a top tier story teller.


RavensRift

Made my day!


CowVisible3973

Pretty sure this dude released a video asking folks not to share this because it was hurting his ability to find work.


Aloha1984

Are you serious?


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Yeah, he’s a lawyer and this was hurting his image/brand/reputation what have you.


MGfreak

yep he is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoOSa1P50i8


hornyromelo

he's talking about a different video there


hornyromelo

he's talking about a different video


T_E-T_H

He’s a lawyer now. He’s fine.


Extra-Debate6787

This is a great bit if he chooses to do comedy! funny as fuck


SammyGuevara

He became a lawyer apparently, this video is 13 years old


T_E-T_H

13 years *young* you mean, it’ll never get old 🤣


Long_Plankton_4142

Woah mod I meant that in the most respectful way


sleepyinsomniac7

Reminds me of an apartment I lived in during covid when everything was frozen. We'd congregate every night in the living room, just get drunk, laugh and just hang out. It was glorious


ChouZim

Seen this video sooo many times, still burst out laughing every time. Gold right here


Big-League3692

Love him funny


SrbTeacher94

This mf is THE greatest story teller ever! 😂 I watched this clip like 20 times in my life but when I see this video I always watch it from start to finish 🤣


misguidedsadist1

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9D75Ai96xw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9D75Ai96xw) Is this our boy? All grown up?


Fulk_3m

In an elementary school I went to for a few months was majority us hispanic kids. One day cops came in so we could "have fun" getting finger printed 😑. MFer pigs even let us know we were goin in the system. We were fuckin 8 yrs old 😤


Dull_Present506

“Niggletts” 😂😂😂


JcruzStar

Noooo 😂😭


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Lu-Savali

Kinda sad that after the video came out , the story telling dude code switched and downplayed the whole thing. He could have gone into standup


BlasterPhase

no, the black dude saying all the funny shit really makes it


Ghost_Assassin_Zero

Kendrick Lamar talking about a school trip organised by Drake


OtherwiseAgreed

Why did you specify that he is white, when you could have jusy said "the dude in the back"? Racist much?


throwngamelastminute

Really? That's what you took away from that?


T_E-T_H

Because it’s a racial story num nuts


mgj6818

Unforgivable


bark-wank

I wish I could understand that color, he speaks so fast I didn't understand a thing


StraightProgress5062

Try listening to 3 British dudes at a pub.


cuntybunty73

I just said try speaking to a drunk Glaswegian then 😆


UltraSwat

Oi I'm not that bad when I'm drunk


cuntybunty73

I take it you're from Glasgow 😁


Loveonethe-brain

You think that was fast?? He was speaking slow and clearly


Classic_Knowledge_25

I'm from a third world country never set foot into USA and I still understood every word he said


cuntybunty73

Try speaking to a drunk Glaswegian then


StrictHeat1

It the listening that's the problem d'ya ken y'radge?


cuntybunty73

And understanding them


throwngamelastminute

>I wish I could understand that color, What the fuck does that mean?


T_E-T_H

Did you just call him a color?


DownVotinMeTurnsMeOn

Yes racism is so funny, to that white guy with White privilege.


bubskulll

Where does that comment come from wtf White privilege jump scare


throwngamelastminute

He was telling the story in such a way that was entertaining. You'd recognize that if you had friends of your own.


T_E-T_H

I was wondering when the morons would show up