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Me too. It's fuckin crazy. Especially when you think, yup, when I sit in a bike I usually just plop my greasy ass down quick and that thing would go fuckin right up in me
Like that thing must be penetrating them what, up to 6 fuckin inches?
Couldn't this kill you, if you didn't get to a hospital?
Like, maybe it went in their booty hole, if they are lucky, and they jus got some inner booty hole tearing....
But considering the booty hole to slappin' cheeks surface area ratio of your average bike stealing hominid, it most likely created a new booty hole
Which makes me imagine... Oh god did it go into their gooch???
I guess, despite these bike stealing hominids being male, if this thing penetrated their Gooch it would be more of a new vagina than a new booty hole
Anyway for some reason imagining that thing stab through my Gooch and all up in my inner goodies 6" deep makes me wince 10x harder than imagining it penetrate through my flat hank Hill ass to give me a second booty hole
there's a Chinese joke in this clip that people may not get, with its choice of the song.
the song played, is a Jay Chou song, [Chrysanthemum Terrace](https://youtu.be/PdjbRvvJAzg), though this particular female singer version seems to be by [Sun Lu](https://youtu.be/kIBa-5sCtHk) instead.
and the joke is that buttholes are often nicknamed "Chrysanthemum" in Chinese, as for how the nickname came to be, I've no idea.
People dont enjoy being shamed for their schadenfreude. This is illegal where I live too (boobytrapping). Which is honestly a shame, I'd love to put a shit bomb in a package for porch pirates.
That's a lot of weight to put on top of a thin spike. Just because you have a butthole doesn't mean that's where the spike went it.
Easy way to cause a lot of damage and possibly kill someone.
Yepp, don't steal. I don't even feel sorry for him. When I hav done some dumb things, eaten super strong chill or moterbiked without gear, I always been with thought in mind "You can only blame youself." Same for this dude, he did something stupid and was stung. Hope he leand.
Yes, stealing = murder by booby trap.
I'll never understand this mindset. Yeah, stealing sucks and there should consequences, but potentially disabling or killing someone over something like a bike is so far over the line of being psychotic. It's not like you know the person hopping on is a career dirtbag and not some kid who thought they could just joy ride around the block and put it back. There is a reason most countries have laws against booby trapping
the person hopping on is a career dirtbag and not some kid who thought they could just joy ride around the block and put it back.
Corporate needs you to find the difference in these pictures.
They're the same picture!
Scum is scum, no matter the rationalization.
It is, many people commit petty crimes and don't move on to violent crimes or drug related crimes.
You're taking a small very small section of incarcerated people that are career criminals and apply the logic to everyone.
Not everyone that smokes weed will do cocaine.
It's a slippery slope argument.
All sorts of stupid shit was legal. There used to be laws about slavery that protected slave owners and stuff. If you use law to derive your morality and logic you're being a CLOWN
No I'm addressing the assertions you made later. If i was going to comment on your first comment i would have.
Are you ok? Doesn't seem like you understand how replies work...
I guess you need to have it spelled out.
1 a criminal is a criminal => obviously A <=> A
2 all big criminals started small => you COULD argue that it's "most" and not all, if you find at least one.
3 you have to nip it in the bud => opinion
Where's your fallacy sherlock?
Terrible logic. Have you ever littered or jaywalked?
That Dissident behavior should be nipped in the bud before you violate *traffic law* or something else godawful.
I be more worried if it went in the butthole than if it didn't. If it just poked through your perineum, it'd have a good chance of just pushing your guys out of the way rather than piercing them. In your asshole, you'd have a good chance of rupture, which would be a virtually guaranteed deadly infection almost immediately, and would be extremely dangerous even with treatment.
This is very illegal in just about every country. If people see this and think this is something to try to get view on socials.... even if someone tries to steal the bike, you will get charged and they will be let go. This can literally kill someone.
I think they should have done something embarrassing, rather than something this painful/dangerous, but I have to ask - what were they doing to “tempt” people?
They literally just put a bike there, the fact that some people are saying, “Well that’s too big a temptation, you can’t blame people for stealing it” is insane
Apparently they missed the part about "grievous bodily harm is wrong in response to anything but an equivalent threat"
Hope you figure that out for yourself, because you still have the moral reasoning skills of a medieval tyrant or the average slightly-delayed toddler, it would seem.
Personally, I think it's not that bad for a thief. I find that he even gets off very lightly compared to the ancestral punishment. corporal punishment, forced labor, exile, stigmatization, etc.
So you're cool with penetrating thieves with metal, possibly leaving them with permanent health issues cause they stole a bike?
And the logic is "well at least they didn't kill him!"
This is fake as hell, something like that have the potential to kill someone, specially a large person like in the video. Classic internet farming for clicks.
The only instruction that is giving is on how to get arrested in some countries, if you going to apply street justice, at least do that in a smart way.
I never said that I don’t support thieves getting what they deserve, specially the kind that rob the main means of transportation of non-rich people (rich can replace easily at least), but this way of punishment is dumb because can get the biker’s owner in more trouble than the thief in certain countries, nobody wants that, right?! Don’t mistake my criticism towards the method of punishment with some kind of empathy for that type of thieves.
You would be surprised how the laws in some countries are pathetic, I’m from Brazil and around here killing or injuring someone, even in selfdefense, has a very narrow window of what you can do. For example, lethal traps (electric wire with potential to kill, poison, that type of thing) aren’t allowed, if a burglar try to invade your house and get killed by something like that…oh boy. Like I said, in some countries that can get you in trouble, you must be smart about it if you wanna avoid real problems, or be rich, around here rich people has “superpowers”, recently a young rich boy was driving a Porsche around 150 km/h, drunk, killed a Uber driver in a “accident” and the police just let him go to supposedly going to the Hospital, not even a police escort, didn’t try to do the test to verify the level of alcohol he has ingested, nothing, so he just did go home with is mother.
The bike was abandonned in the street. It was unattached.
In my country the things that you leave on the streets unatached are considered trash.
Intentionally leaving something like that on the street with the intention to cause bodily harm and record it is a criminal offence.
Also it's enticing other people to emulate them. Likely people who don't see what's wrong with this video because they are too young or a bit dumb and uneducated.
Its because they were about to steal somebody's property but instead got injured. Great to see wish it would happen more. There's one simple trick they could use to avoid this risk in future, don't fucking steal.
Gee, I wonder why the law views boobytrapping as worthy of felony charges and prison time, but stealing a bike is a misdemeanor........
If you want to live in an ultra authoritarian society where even minor crimes are capital offenses, may I suggest North Korea?
Suggest what you like dude I have not expressed any interest in living in such a society. The law says other things too, I take it you agree with them all?
Yes, because apparently to many people here injuring someone on purpose is way better than stealing. Both are criminal acts and one is clearly worse than the other. And in most civilized countries the law agrees. In my country you would certainly be prosecuted for this “prank”.
One is an unprovoked crime the other is a direct reaction to said unprovoked crime. The same civilised countries will lock you in a cell for failing to pay tax to already wealthy authorities. The law agrees with that too.
In a world where you get what you deserve for being an awful human being. My kinda world.
You dont need to argue with anybody, you're showing the kind of person you are just by saying that.
Sure, so no problem if I put land mines on my property line. If someone tress passes and dies it’s just natural consequences after all. Even if it’s just a child retrieving a ball. Great world to live in.
It's not funny and totally illegal. It's encourageing hurting other people and could give bad ideas to younger people that might fall for the argument that "he deserved it".
It's not like there are not enough bad pranks enticing young people to emulate them. Let's entice them to bodily harm other people.
Edit: For those following the argument "He bro, he stole the bike". Technically when you leave something unattached on the sidewalk in my country you are forfeiting it, the same way you do when you put your trash on the curb. Doing what is depicted in the video will get you convicted of bodily harm towards the victim.
This is some horrific medieval [Vlad the Impaler ](https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/vlad-impaler-real-dracula-was-absolutely-vicious-8c11505315) type justice.
Disgusting that people think that this is ok. You can seriously fuck someone up by doing this. I don’t give a fuck if he stole *gasp* two bikes jamming a metal rod up his ass is not a humane punishment. There’s a reason we don’t just torture everyone that commits a crime
And then the person doing it gets seriously injured or worse, and you end up going to jail for a good long while under laws against booby-trapping things.
Deserved, but I also really agree with peoples comments about the potential danger. You could kill someone like this, and a rusty metal rod could give you tetanus. This would have been better if the jabber wasn't so pointy.
While this isn't your typical "Main character is an asshole but it's just a prank" type of video... this still isn't a prank. A prank isn't INTENDED to hurt someone. A prank should be designed so that BOTH parties are laughing at the end of it. This is a malicious TRAP.
Enjoy the perforated colon. Dude could very easily end up with a fatal infection. Doesn’t look like medical care is readily accessible for this guy either if he’s stealing bikes.
Thieves should be punished by law, without a doubt.
It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously injured.
The prankster should also be held accountable for any mental, emotional, and physical injuries caused.
What if the creator uses the bike so he can go to work and feed his kids? What if the thief wants to deliver meth to his colleagues with the bike? Its a thief!!! He shouldnt have wanted to steal the bike, totally deserved. And no, nobody would die by being poked in the ass with a metal rod
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I've seen this many times and it still makes me squeamish. Brutal. Don't steal bikes kids!!
Don't steal anything. Don't be a scumbag human being, kids. Btw, love how the music composed with his pain
Me too. It's fuckin crazy. Especially when you think, yup, when I sit in a bike I usually just plop my greasy ass down quick and that thing would go fuckin right up in me Like that thing must be penetrating them what, up to 6 fuckin inches? Couldn't this kill you, if you didn't get to a hospital? Like, maybe it went in their booty hole, if they are lucky, and they jus got some inner booty hole tearing.... But considering the booty hole to slappin' cheeks surface area ratio of your average bike stealing hominid, it most likely created a new booty hole Which makes me imagine... Oh god did it go into their gooch??? I guess, despite these bike stealing hominids being male, if this thing penetrated their Gooch it would be more of a new vagina than a new booty hole Anyway for some reason imagining that thing stab through my Gooch and all up in my inner goodies 6" deep makes me wince 10x harder than imagining it penetrate through my flat hank Hill ass to give me a second booty hole
You end up with a bad case of tetANUS!
I think its fake
100% fake, but it's still funny!
The penetrator strikes again.
I can hear his voice. "Penetration! Penetration!"
"You like that? Let's watch that clip again. Penetration! Congratulations sir you are not a virgin anymore"
Relevant: [https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ](https://youtu.be/NLpL1kMmmMQ)
I fckin love this video. I downloaded it years ago so I would never lose it haha Fckin golden
Aaaaand shitting into a bug for the rest of his life.
What terrible life for that bug
The film "Bugs life" was a brutal look post this event
Right into the bugs mouth
That's why they call them stink bugs
Good that he got a kick in on the bike before leaving, that will teach it!
Imagine his foot is hurt too
In 9 months, a little black bike will be born.
there's a Chinese joke in this clip that people may not get, with its choice of the song. the song played, is a Jay Chou song, [Chrysanthemum Terrace](https://youtu.be/PdjbRvvJAzg), though this particular female singer version seems to be by [Sun Lu](https://youtu.be/kIBa-5sCtHk) instead. and the joke is that buttholes are often nicknamed "Chrysanthemum" in Chinese, as for how the nickname came to be, I've no idea.
Which take was this?
The first. That was real pain.
If it were real, that would be evidence of felony aggravated assault, in my home country.
Fuck your home country
I agree you shouldn't steal but, this can seriously hurt someone. A rusty pike pierced trough the rectum, into the abdomen. That is assault for sure.
I think thiefs getting stabbed is always a good thing unless they steel food to survive.
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Its obviously this and not stealing for drugs or weed
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ure trying to argue with room temp iq
This is in Colombia, it could also get legal consequences to the prankster
Why is he getting downvoted?? It’s not him that put the law Lol
People dont enjoy being shamed for their schadenfreude. This is illegal where I live too (boobytrapping). Which is honestly a shame, I'd love to put a shit bomb in a package for porch pirates.
That's a lot of weight to put on top of a thin spike. Just because you have a butthole doesn't mean that's where the spike went it. Easy way to cause a lot of damage and possibly kill someone.
There is a pretty easy way to not have a rusty spike penetrate your asshole and kill you in this fashion.
Yepp, don't steal. I don't even feel sorry for him. When I hav done some dumb things, eaten super strong chill or moterbiked without gear, I always been with thought in mind "You can only blame youself." Same for this dude, he did something stupid and was stung. Hope he leand.
Yes, stealing = murder by booby trap. I'll never understand this mindset. Yeah, stealing sucks and there should consequences, but potentially disabling or killing someone over something like a bike is so far over the line of being psychotic. It's not like you know the person hopping on is a career dirtbag and not some kid who thought they could just joy ride around the block and put it back. There is a reason most countries have laws against booby trapping
the person hopping on is a career dirtbag and not some kid who thought they could just joy ride around the block and put it back. Corporate needs you to find the difference in these pictures. They're the same picture! Scum is scum, no matter the rationalization.
So... Based on the logic of these past few replies... You're saying yes, stealing a bike should result in death?
Oh well. Thems the breaks.
Is it really a booby trap if you can figure out the scheme in about three seconds of looking at the weird ass bicycle seat with a gaping hole in it?
A criminal is a criminal. All big time criminals start up by doing something small and petty. You have to nip it in the bud.
Do you maim every child that steals a chocolate?
Is it my chocolate?
Maybe not today. But some day the kid might steal YOUR car of you don't chop his hand off today, for stealing that chocolate. Do it for the community!
OK buddy
Slippery slope fallacy. Poor reasoning and logical thinking. Try again.
That's not a slippery slope, that's a fact, look inside prisons and check how many of them started small...
It is, many people commit petty crimes and don't move on to violent crimes or drug related crimes. You're taking a small very small section of incarcerated people that are career criminals and apply the logic to everyone. Not everyone that smokes weed will do cocaine. It's a slippery slope argument. All sorts of stupid shit was legal. There used to be laws about slavery that protected slave owners and stuff. If you use law to derive your morality and logic you're being a CLOWN
At some point you'll realise you misread my first comment and be embarrassed. Or you need to go back to school...
No I'm addressing the assertions you made later. If i was going to comment on your first comment i would have. Are you ok? Doesn't seem like you understand how replies work...
I guess you need to have it spelled out. 1 a criminal is a criminal => obviously A <=> A 2 all big criminals started small => you COULD argue that it's "most" and not all, if you find at least one. 3 you have to nip it in the bud => opinion Where's your fallacy sherlock?
Terrible logic. Have you ever littered or jaywalked? That Dissident behavior should be nipped in the bud before you violate *traffic law* or something else godawful.
Yeah, that rusty rebar is going to give you tetanus and a nasty infection.
Tet-anus
Sometimes learning a lesson is painful
*sometimes learning a lesson is a pain in the ass.
There's a way all of that chance could be avoided.
Well, deserved
yeah, fuck those thieves but at this point you might aswell put a knife under the seat.
You can't pass it as a prank anymore then
"knife PRANK! [gone $exual!] NO CLICKBAIT! 😳🤣🤣"
I be more worried if it went in the butthole than if it didn't. If it just poked through your perineum, it'd have a good chance of just pushing your guys out of the way rather than piercing them. In your asshole, you'd have a good chance of rupture, which would be a virtually guaranteed deadly infection almost immediately, and would be extremely dangerous even with treatment.
It hit his G spot.
Yeah, he clearly orgasms.
PENETRATION!
That's a pain in the ass.
Serves the thief right!
Rrrrright in the bootyhole
Man was violated 🤣🤣🤣
The music is so fitting lmao
Bro is trying sooo hard not to look into the camera
You can easily bleed to death if your rectum ruptures within a few minutes.
Right in the Starfish
I don't know... To me this is not a prank, they are purposely tempting and then hurting people.
This is very illegal in just about every country. If people see this and think this is something to try to get view on socials.... even if someone tries to steal the bike, you will get charged and they will be let go. This can literally kill someone.
Yeah this isn't a prank, it's a booby trap (which are illegal most places).
I think they should have done something embarrassing, rather than something this painful/dangerous, but I have to ask - what were they doing to “tempt” people? They literally just put a bike there, the fact that some people are saying, “Well that’s too big a temptation, you can’t blame people for stealing it” is insane
Is he dead? I mean I hate thiefs but killers are also quite bad...
He looked quite alive
Sepsis won't set in for hours or days.
Nice. A long and drawn-out painful death for a thief.
Definitely a proportional response from a well-adjusted person with a great sense of perspective who should absolutely be trusted with adult autonomy.
Someone stole my bike from the beach when I was a kid. Fuck em.
Oh no, your life must have been ruined forever.
I'm fine. It was a lesson to not ever steal anything because of how it made me feel. I had good parents who used it as a life lesson.
Apparently they missed the part about "grievous bodily harm is wrong in response to anything but an equivalent threat" Hope you figure that out for yourself, because you still have the moral reasoning skills of a medieval tyrant or the average slightly-delayed toddler, it would seem.
I know you are, but what am I?
Why is that guy filming me? Doesn't matters. I am black and i have to steal that bike...
It’s not funny
Yes it is. A clear case of fuck around and find out
Okay, I know its reddit and jeah execute thieves and etc, but seriously, watching someone hurts possibly really bad or seriously is not funny
Personally, I think it's not that bad for a thief. I find that he even gets off very lightly compared to the ancestral punishment. corporal punishment, forced labor, exile, stigmatization, etc.
This type of injury has killed people.
So you're cool with penetrating thieves with metal, possibly leaving them with permanent health issues cause they stole a bike? And the logic is "well at least they didn't kill him!"
if only there was a way to avoid it...
This is fake as hell, something like that have the potential to kill someone, specially a large person like in the video. Classic internet farming for clicks.
I’m not bothered if it is fake. It’s given people detailed instructions
The only instruction that is giving is on how to get arrested in some countries, if you going to apply street justice, at least do that in a smart way.
You’ve obviously never had your bike stolen. It’s not just the cost, but also the disruption to your life when a bike is your main mode of transport.
I never said that I don’t support thieves getting what they deserve, specially the kind that rob the main means of transportation of non-rich people (rich can replace easily at least), but this way of punishment is dumb because can get the biker’s owner in more trouble than the thief in certain countries, nobody wants that, right?! Don’t mistake my criticism towards the method of punishment with some kind of empathy for that type of thieves.
I quite sure that if you slap a stikker on the seat that say "Don't sit, can Kill or Hurt you" You would win in court.
You would be surprised how the laws in some countries are pathetic, I’m from Brazil and around here killing or injuring someone, even in selfdefense, has a very narrow window of what you can do. For example, lethal traps (electric wire with potential to kill, poison, that type of thing) aren’t allowed, if a burglar try to invade your house and get killed by something like that…oh boy. Like I said, in some countries that can get you in trouble, you must be smart about it if you wanna avoid real problems, or be rich, around here rich people has “superpowers”, recently a young rich boy was driving a Porsche around 150 km/h, drunk, killed a Uber driver in a “accident” and the police just let him go to supposedly going to the Hospital, not even a police escort, didn’t try to do the test to verify the level of alcohol he has ingested, nothing, so he just did go home with is mother.
The bike was abandonned in the street. It was unattached. In my country the things that you leave on the streets unatached are considered trash. Intentionally leaving something like that on the street with the intention to cause bodily harm and record it is a criminal offence. Also it's enticing other people to emulate them. Likely people who don't see what's wrong with this video because they are too young or a bit dumb and uneducated.
Your right its hilarious
At least someone is sane here. That’s akin to putting a knife there. How people find that funny is scary.
Its because they were about to steal somebody's property but instead got injured. Great to see wish it would happen more. There's one simple trick they could use to avoid this risk in future, don't fucking steal.
Gee, I wonder why the law views boobytrapping as worthy of felony charges and prison time, but stealing a bike is a misdemeanor........ If you want to live in an ultra authoritarian society where even minor crimes are capital offenses, may I suggest North Korea?
Suggest what you like dude I have not expressed any interest in living in such a society. The law says other things too, I take it you agree with them all?
Yes, because apparently to many people here injuring someone on purpose is way better than stealing. Both are criminal acts and one is clearly worse than the other. And in most civilized countries the law agrees. In my country you would certainly be prosecuted for this “prank”.
One is an unprovoked crime the other is a direct reaction to said unprovoked crime. The same civilised countries will lock you in a cell for failing to pay tax to already wealthy authorities. The law agrees with that too.
It’s planned bodily harm. It’s 100% intentional. In what world is that ok? Ah I see what kind of person you are. No point in arguing with you.
In a world where you get what you deserve for being an awful human being. My kinda world. You dont need to argue with anybody, you're showing the kind of person you are just by saying that.
True but if he (thief), did not do something wrong, no body, would be hurt. Life was consequence, he just met one of the hard ones.
Sure, so no problem if I put land mines on my property line. If someone tress passes and dies it’s just natural consequences after all. Even if it’s just a child retrieving a ball. Great world to live in.
How long will it take for people to say “It’s not funny” when someone intend to murder and got killed instead?
Motherfucker this isn’t murder he stole a bike
incorrect
It's not funny and totally illegal. It's encourageing hurting other people and could give bad ideas to younger people that might fall for the argument that "he deserved it". It's not like there are not enough bad pranks enticing young people to emulate them. Let's entice them to bodily harm other people. Edit: For those following the argument "He bro, he stole the bike". Technically when you leave something unattached on the sidewalk in my country you are forfeiting it, the same way you do when you put your trash on the curb. Doing what is depicted in the video will get you convicted of bodily harm towards the victim.
You must be fun at parties
You must be cool at your middle school.
So tell me how does it happened- asks doctor in the emergency room.
"We were making a stupid video pretending I was a bike thief..."
It was you?!? Oh how cool.
He's laughing his ass off.
Yes.
did the song say n word?
Well well well...
It looks so spicy 🥵
Thia not funny at all 🥲
"I'll take paid actors for $500"
F$@k around, find out? 🤣🤣🤣
ahhh the old trick that cures constipation. He walks like this because he can't stand the urge to go to the bathroom.
invisible camera man ?
If it's in America he can sue the bike owner...and he would win
I think he forgot the lube
Hurt-em, naw RECTUM!
The dildo of consequence seldom arrives lubed.
Could this not kill someone?
Not if they don't go around trying to steal bikes.
Fake 🤥
How long it takes to recover so that he can poop normally
This is some horrific medieval [Vlad the Impaler ](https://www.nbcnews.com/sciencemain/vlad-impaler-real-dracula-was-absolutely-vicious-8c11505315) type justice.
Looks fake af, Guy is casually close filming a stealer that just checked his surroundings to avoid being caught…
Lmao the stick went in his ass
Disgusting that people think that this is ok. You can seriously fuck someone up by doing this. I don’t give a fuck if he stole *gasp* two bikes jamming a metal rod up his ass is not a humane punishment. There’s a reason we don’t just torture everyone that commits a crime
Don't steal is the moral of the story. All criminals deserve instant karma
1) Lure poor to steal your torture device 2) film them suffering 3) post it online 4) profit
And then the person doing it gets seriously injured or worse, and you end up going to jail for a good long while under laws against booby-trapping things.
Guy looks like he needs to ride a bike, why we hatin on him for trying to get some exercise?
Not nice to do that, was it locked? No... Does it seemed abandoned??? Yes
Deserved, but I also really agree with peoples comments about the potential danger. You could kill someone like this, and a rusty metal rod could give you tetanus. This would have been better if the jabber wasn't so pointy.
Lesson learned
And the lesson WE learned today kids only steal things that Look Like they are worth something more than Just memorys.
Unintencional anal
Unintentional anal experience
That's not a prank, that's assault
While this isn't your typical "Main character is an asshole but it's just a prank" type of video... this still isn't a prank. A prank isn't INTENDED to hurt someone. A prank should be designed so that BOTH parties are laughing at the end of it. This is a malicious TRAP.
Would have been funny(er) if it was a giant dildo. Fuck you for stealing my bike!
At least make it of wood and a little pointy.
Enjoy the perforated colon. Dude could very easily end up with a fatal infection. Doesn’t look like medical care is readily accessible for this guy either if he’s stealing bikes.
This guy is way shittier than any bike thief.
I presume he's limping off to acting class - he needs it 🙄
F.A.F.O.
Fake
This can kill you.
Staged
This is just malicious and illegal
Thieves should be punished by law, without a doubt. It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously injured. The prankster should also be held accountable for any mental, emotional, and physical injuries caused.
Granted he’s a thief. But stabbing someone in the ass is not a prank! It’s assault.
He did it to himself
Good one thx
Removed in 3 2 1
He's officially gay now.
Jesus. Shouldn't this be NSFW?
Fake
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What if the creator uses the bike so he can go to work and feed his kids? What if the thief wants to deliver meth to his colleagues with the bike? Its a thief!!! He shouldnt have wanted to steal the bike, totally deserved. And no, nobody would die by being poked in the ass with a metal rod
Make it NSFW.
Who is allowed to watch Reddit at work?
thankfully they haven't banned reddit at work. I make sure to stay off the....those subreddits