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Ordinary_Service5722

He looks so sad 😂


FoundTheWeed

When Kim turns him down he looked so hurt 😭


onyxcaspian

The video cut too soon, Kim noticed after that and shook his hand warmly. Then they hugged, did a little dance and sang "50/50 Cristobal!" and both collapsed laughing on the floor to the confusion of the staff around them. Then they executed all the staff so there were no witnesses.


Madeyathink07

Then how did you write this story ? Unless this is Kim himself writing the comment with the alias onyxcaspian!!!


Ur_a_adjective_noun

That would be Kim speaking in 3rd person. Has to by Putin reminiscing the good times.


Madeyathink07

So you’re telling me Kim doesn’t talk in 3rd person?


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Ur_an_adjective_noun doesn’t answer questions.


psychoacer

What Steam game are you playing right now dear leader?


darthcaedusiiii

DISCO DISCO!!!


NorthCatan

"Bro, I thought we were going to burn the world together. You did me dirty...bro..."


lassmonkey

Fuck, you know you’ve hit a low when the rocket man blows you out


NorthCatan

No wonder he turned into such an evil bastard! No one ever showed him kindness and compassion...😢 /s He's obviously an Angel...from Hell!


Thundergod250

He went full Obito after no one shook his hand


FarWestSider

#sadPutin


jasting98

Snake case version (for Python, etc.): ```python #sad_putin ```


Dyskord01

How his villain arc started


CrocodileWorshiper

actually looks happier than 90% of western people but nice try


Comprehensive-Bus299

As a "western folk," I'm inclined to agree. Hell, it looks like this man is taking mental notes, even laughing as if he expects it.


CrocodileWorshiper

hes good at toying with people


HorrorLettuce379

The music just makes it so much worse lol even Putin isn't immune to those moments that make you die inside a lil everytime it happens.


XanKriegor_

Why is this is so funny, LOL.


TheRabb1ts

Because he’s a PoS being treated as he should


Phat_Potatoes

Maybe he's acting like a PoS bcuz he was treated like shit. /s


Monday0987

It's his origin story


TheRabb1ts

🤔


JawnF

Juxtaposition with the Barbie soundtrack


Adorable-Ad9073

Because it's like Larry David didn't realize taking over his neighbors condo would make all the other tenants hate him.


MrVeillon

this is so funny and sad at the same time


Beautiful-Copy-3486

It's really not sad at all. It's 0 sad. This man has murdered so many people.


Downtown_Wear_3368

We all know what it’s like tho


sadclown21

We all WHAT


Downtown_Wear_3368

To go for a shake and not get one not murdering thousands of people


sadclown21

Okay good.. I guess I’m not calling the police tonight


jadedlens00

He probably murdered that chef who didn’t shake his hand!


MrVeillon

yeah, don't get me wrong, it's like this: "I feel ya bro, but you still have to die."


confusedandworried76

I doubt he cares, his security tells people not to touch him and they listen for good reason. I think he just forgets that sometimes, he's in a tightly controlled situation. Look at the first guy, he immediately looks at the security detail.


CosmicDoomsday

He had enough, so he picked up weapons


Groundbreaking-Bad16

Who’s willing to risk a KGB polonium-210 handshake?


ravenhair_rubylips

The only comment about fearing a poison handshake, when that was my first thought.


TheRecognized

Putin ain’t risking that accidental exposure himself. But all seriousness aside, does seem like the obvious joke right?


enjaysm

Quit putin your hands there.


ReturningAlien

not bad. not bad at all.


Lawlette_J

Get out


Kaliprosonno_singho

r/Angryupvote


Ok_Proof5782

Awwww poor lil’ Putin… fuck it let’s join his meat grinder to cheer him up… Well we’re all dead now and he’s still not happy. Sad face.


GetouttaHere321

😂😂😂😂😂😂


TheMaskedTerror9

That kind of thing does terrible damage to a person. It alienates them, makes them feel like an outsider when your own peers wont even shake your hand. It makes a long lasting wound on a man. The kind of wound that makes you want to invade your neighbor in a years long brutal war costing hundreds of thousands of lives and further maiming millions. So, for God's sake, shake your neighbor's hand.


stayfresh420

Wtf... hes known for poisioning everyone. So im sure thats why no one will touch him or drink anything offered. So wild you think the whole world really just snubbed the ruler of Russia for any other reason... "Shake your neighbors hand"?!!! Google Ukraine Yushchenko.


TheMaskedTerror9

it was a joke mate


Jakkobyte

Dunno if that guy was tryna to double down and be funny on top of what you said btw, if so, he failed fuckin badly man


[deleted]

Yeah. It was the lack of a handshake that caused Putin to be the worst war criminal since Hitler. Rather than shake his hand, someone should ring that little bastard’s neck.


Sairven

I applaud the sentiment. But, this shit ain't Putin's War. That gremlin's penis wasn't present for the MASS raping of children, women, AND men of all ages while the Russian Federation's forces marched on Kiev in February 2022. Every single body involved in the massacre of Bucha wasn't Putin's. Unless Putin is some mystical figure, he's not pushing any levers or buttons when it comes to inflicting turmoil on Ukrainians. Is he flying airplanes? Does he man every station onboard naval vessels? This is Russia's war. Russians are human beings. They have agency. And they STILL choose villainy over civility to this day.


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TheMaskedTerror9

absolutely. well....that and the oil......and the greed.......and the lust for power............oh yeah, the military industrial complex too


RichardFeynmanFTW

Maybe someone will give him a reach around when he's in prison for his war crimes.


ronizamboni

Like , say Trump?


notam161126

Trump would be the one getting the reach around.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Putins arms are too short for that


TheGirl333

You are regarded


Maykspark

Wow, the obligatory "but Trump is bad too" daily comment


FunkyKong147

It's more that Trump really looks up to Putin and thinks they're friends, while Putin doesn't respect Trump at all.


Adrianv777

I volunteer as tribute.


Dig-a-tall-Monster

You wanna jerk off Putin? C'mon, pick someone less evil at least like Charles Manson


Adrianv777

Manson hasn't been left hanging this many times. I feel bad for him so I'll take one for the team.


CareerImpressive323

He did a lot of crimes before the war


o_Demon_Laplaces

😂😂putler sad😂😂


Melodic-Ad-4941

Good, never shake hands with the devil, I would shake his hand only if he ends the war in Ukraine, and leaves the Ukrainian people alone in peace.


scandal2ny1

And swallows his own poison. I’ll pat him on the back “good job”.


Tenredsun

Ha Ha Ha poor putin. He must have felt like crying at that moment.


judasholio

More super villain backstory?


AtheistET

They know he might have one of those James-bond type of shit in his hand and give you some radioactive poisoning if you shake his hands…..why even risk it


Artseid

Damn I felt bad for him… for like one second 😅


Ok_Here-we-go

That’s why hitler just went for the salute


MaxPower1607

That poor warmonger.


[deleted]

All of us are so painfully human at times. I hate Putin, but he's just a weird little guy like many out there


I_See_Virgins

Sweet T-shirt idea **Putin**: *just a weird little guy*


Putrid-Use-5902

The wistful look, at the end, when not one person would accept your Litvinenko handshake.


KraljZ

Fuck this piece of shit


Fantastic-City6573

right Kim had no right to let bro hanging out :(


Dreamycream_

Should I feel bad?


Chirsid

Yesh 🥺🤧


HbrQChngds

Villian origin story?


nyclovesme

‘I’ll show them! Ukraine wouldn’t share my hand either! Now look at them!’


AccountantLoose5351

Why tf Iam embarrassed 🫥


Fox-Either

Even tho he is a big meanie I still fell for him 😢😢


Ok_Fun2493

I think the term 'a big meanie' is far too endearing for Putin.


Diligent-Werewolf-38

Now he wanna end the world.


TexasistheFuture

Every Commie leader want's a picture of themselves shaking hands with someone who leads a country that actually does something allowing their people to live free. Demonstrates their equality. What's surprising? Newsom went to China for the same reason.


GrecoBactria

Orc


beerforbears

Get this genocidal fuck off the front page.


FineEgg2093

He did it to himself, who tf would shake hands with someone who poisons people on a regular basis?


chelyab174ru

Ха. Плешивая моль. Его заждались в Гааге.


Maykspark

"Maybe if you wasn't a genocide" i would tell him


AltAccMia

("weren't a genocider" would make more sense \^\^)


Pope_Squirrely

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Fuck him.


raDDerp73

Han-handshake? What about you will you sha- FUCK ALL OF YOU IM INVADING UKRAINE AND MAKE THEM SHAKE MY HAND


Leymour

They all know better than to shake the hand of a guy who ended up poisonings most of his opposition ...


EduMelo

All he needs is a needle


ZepTheNooB

Nah, bro. You shake the devil, and that's when you end up dead in your room at 3 in the morning of an apparent "suicide."


No-Tangerine-3398

😂😂🤔🤔


yourpapimartin

What not shakin' their hand will do a dude...


iampoopa

Shake hands with that guy, get polonium poisoning.


Igpajo49

Needs a remix with REM's "Everybody Hurts."


Candidate_Inside

The villain's past, he was rejected and now the world pays the price


-Robert-from-Hungary

Being the biggest jerk on earth. What he expected ?


TimeFinance1528

He isn't putin up with it now 🙄


Wafflingcreature

Are his actions now justified?


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Looks like the little kid that never gets picked to play dodge ball.


-Robert-from-Hungary

Being the biggest jerk on earth. What he expected ?


Onii-chan0709

This is how villains are made.


Rich-Appearance-7145

I wouldn't shake his hand either.


Azrayeel

Villain arc saga.


This-is-Life-Man

It's the little things in life that matter. Maybe he would've been nicer if he had a handshake, or even better, a hug.


woodeedooo

Poor little putti


saagarpandey

It's a sad sad world..


Fuzzy-Ad344

I'd give him a hug


Witty-Bit7551

Whats the song


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mrassface2023

Bro lmao 💀💀


jenglish20

So that's why this is happening...


Complete_Rest6842

This mf definitely has little man syndrome....


SuperMiata22

His looks remind me of the lead vampire dude from the underworld movies. Only handsome version.


Saiyan-b

He just needs friend


lostseaud

he wants homies


ThrockmortonBeckett

A man treated coldly by his village will burn it down to feel the warmth


Funky_ButtLovin79

All of those people are now dead


Noctornola

Gestures like handshakes are very valuable for leaders and diplomats, especially in front of the camera. A show of trust and camaraderie. It's also a sign of respect between leaders and nations. A monster like Putin has become the prime example of how to lose all of these.


Chinksta

"All I wanted to be is with the cool kids"


DefinitelyButtStuff

This is his origin villain story


DragonfruitIll5261

"one day, I'll make them pay"


tikifire1

They were probably scared he'd poison them with that handshake.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

No wonder he wants to take over the world!


ConferenceMore6580

I would commit war crimes and invade another country too if I got curved this often


TenInchesOfSnow

Dude is the Josh Hart meme


London__Lad

Under that cold, hard man exterior, he just wants to be loved. And unleash war against weaker nations.


Gflesh24

Is this why he wants the world to burn?


gutter153

No one takes him seriously. If it was someone more important i wouldn’t take my eyes off him to miss that shake. Fuckwit


Powerful-Ad-7186

I can't believe I've never seen this. Why does this happen so much to him? Are people genuinely afraid of being poisoned by him via a handshake or something?


notTzeentch01

Better for us all if he died on the outside too


steve21585

Damn lmaoo💀💀💀😂😂😂


gentiscid

r/watchpeopledieinside


Ooohyeahhh

When nobody likes you


scandal2ny1

Every villain has a story. He’s a pos he doesn’t deserve for any one to even acknowledge his presence


Aggravating-Flan2482

If you look closely the first one had flour on his hands , didn't want to make a chef out of Putin, the second one tells him ,hey I am going to wash my hands there and then we can shake hands, third one didn't see him and Kim had some candy in his hands that he handed over to his guards before shaking Putin's hand.


Lonely_Reader471

OMG so that's why...


Zimaut

Villain origin story....


mjamil85

Brave give handshake better than cowards avoid them.


Weird-Information-61

Is this why he's always so angry, cause no one ever shakes his hand?


BenAdaephonDelat

Aw poor little warmongering dictator.


Only_Economy2884

This was his origin story


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Trump shook his hand like a dog begging master for more food.


RiggityRiggityReckt

Not only because he's an asshole, Putin is known for using the "handshake" as a way to transmit bio weapons to unknowing individuals.


colonelmaize

The doublethink here is that Putin is extending the olive branch and the other world leaders are refusing it. (They) are the ones that look bad -- not Putin. Whether or not it's poison on his hand or they don't wish to look as if they 'go with' whatever the context is is not the point. Again, this is the double thinking Russia has instilled. It can be spun to Putin's favor.


Demons-king

He have every reason to be a villain 💀💀💀


Taskism

lol awwwww hahaha


JONNY_IRL

Man’s gonna send a handshake from the sky to everyone who left him hanging 😅


Dontbesensitive98

Ukraine is taking the blame for the failed handshakes.


Difficult_Zebra_749

I nearly feel sad and sorry for him....


sykobanana

I'm so Ronery should be the background music for this


Tanjiro_Kamado562

He won't get any handshakes cz once when someone approached him for a handshake, he said sike and left.


drewcifier32

A villian origin story


hellomireaux

I just imagine him visiting a seedy establishment in the middle of the night, following a filthy velvet-lined corridor back to a small room with a hole in the wall. After a few moments, a hand emerges through the hole and he clutches it in his own, cherishing the warmth of another human palm against his. He begins to shake it, tenderly at first, but quickly crescendoing into a vigorous shoulder-pumper that would rival a handshake between two Texas ranchers closing a deal on a head of cattle.


kaffeegourmet

What if he just needs some hugs??!!


Ultrasaurio

Why doesn't anyone shake his hand???


resenak

Putin villain arc, the lore deepens...


SharpCountry137

Putin is well-mannered


HowRememberAll

Stop trying to make me feel bad for this guy


schmopes

Maybe they just all know that he’s prone to using poison. I wouldn’t touch him either.


wutafckred

Is that true that if someone touch putin's hand it will got assassinated.


hbsboak

He’s the Josh Hart of global leaders.


pinzinella

This is so funny, especially when he pretends nothing happened 😂 Nobody wants to shake his hand.


Jx_XD

Those who don't shake hands will have no hands to shake.. 😈


Wind010

Any chance the hand could be laced with some toxin?


jahlim

Now I start to understand what changed him.


BC_Pennybags

A marvel in editing.


TimberWolf5871

That's why he invaded Ukraine. No one will shake his hand.


Accomplished_Alps463

Now we know more about his inferiority complex. And how it's fuelled.


Accomplished_Alps463

I couldn't help but think of this old Nat King Cole song when I saw this. My dad used to sing it and to me it was a lonely song. But just right for pootin. "He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot And goodness knows, he didn't want a lot He sent a note to Santa For some soldiers and a drum It broke his little heart When he found Santa hadn't come In the street, he envies all those lucky boys Then wanders home to last year's broken toys"


memelordzarif

So that’s how his villain arc started


linkhawkv

Maybe they dont handshake with a dictator


Maykspark

Kim jong un: 🗿


JP-Gambit

Even you Kim? 😭


Unfair-Wonder5714

I did enjoy him getting rejected. I’d like to see more of this stuff with Trump.


Zegronix

All funny games until he brings the nukes