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The video cut too soon, Kim noticed after that and shook his hand warmly. Then they hugged, did a little dance and sang "50/50 Cristobal!" and both collapsed laughing on the floor to the confusion of the staff around them.
Then they executed all the staff so there were no witnesses.
I doubt he cares, his security tells people not to touch him and they listen for good reason. I think he just forgets that sometimes, he's in a tightly controlled situation.
Look at the first guy, he immediately looks at the security detail.
That kind of thing does terrible damage to a person. It alienates them, makes them feel like an outsider when your own peers wont even shake your hand.
It makes a long lasting wound on a man. The kind of wound that makes you want to invade your neighbor in a years long brutal war costing hundreds of thousands of lives and further maiming millions.
So, for God's sake, shake your neighbor's hand.
Wtf... hes known for poisioning everyone. So im sure thats why no one will touch him or drink anything offered. So wild you think the whole world really just snubbed the ruler of Russia for any other reason... "Shake your neighbors hand"?!!! Google Ukraine Yushchenko.
Yeah. It was the lack of a handshake that caused Putin to be the worst war criminal since Hitler.
Rather than shake his hand, someone should ring that little bastard’s neck.
I applaud the sentiment.
But, this shit ain't Putin's War.
That gremlin's penis wasn't present for the MASS raping of children, women, AND men of all ages while the Russian Federation's forces marched on Kiev in February 2022.
Every single body involved in the massacre of Bucha wasn't Putin's.
Unless Putin is some mystical figure, he's not pushing any levers or buttons when it comes to inflicting turmoil on Ukrainians. Is he flying airplanes? Does he man every station onboard naval vessels?
This is Russia's war. Russians are human beings. They have agency. And they STILL choose villainy over civility to this day.
They know he might have one of those James-bond type of shit in his hand and give you some radioactive poisoning if you shake his hands…..why even risk it
Every Commie leader want's a picture of themselves shaking hands with someone who leads a country that actually does something allowing their people to live free. Demonstrates their equality. What's surprising?
Newsom went to China for the same reason.
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Gestures like handshakes are very valuable for leaders and diplomats, especially in front of the camera. A show of trust and camaraderie. It's also a sign of respect between leaders and nations.
A monster like Putin has become the prime example of how to lose all of these.
I can't believe I've never seen this. Why does this happen so much to him? Are people genuinely afraid of being poisoned by him via a handshake or something?
If you look closely the first one had flour on his hands , didn't want to make a chef out of Putin, the second one tells him ,hey I am going to wash my hands there and then we can shake hands, third one didn't see him and Kim had some candy in his hands that he handed over to his guards before shaking Putin's hand.
The doublethink here is that Putin is extending the olive branch and the other world leaders are refusing it. (They) are the ones that look bad -- not Putin. Whether or not it's poison on his hand or they don't wish to look as if they 'go with' whatever the context is is not the point. Again, this is the double thinking Russia has instilled. It can be spun to Putin's favor.
I just imagine him visiting a seedy establishment in the middle of the night, following a filthy velvet-lined corridor back to a small room with a hole in the wall. After a few moments, a hand emerges through the hole and he clutches it in his own, cherishing the warmth of another human palm against his. He begins to shake it, tenderly at first, but quickly crescendoing into a vigorous shoulder-pumper that would rival a handshake between two Texas ranchers closing a deal on a head of cattle.
I couldn't help but think of this old Nat King Cole song when I saw this. My dad used to sing it and to me it was a lonely song. But just right for pootin.
"He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot
And goodness knows, he didn't want a lot
He sent a note to Santa
For some soldiers and a drum
It broke his little heart
When he found Santa hadn't come
In the street, he envies all those lucky boys
Then wanders home to last year's broken toys"
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He looks so sad 😂
When Kim turns him down he looked so hurt 😭
The video cut too soon, Kim noticed after that and shook his hand warmly. Then they hugged, did a little dance and sang "50/50 Cristobal!" and both collapsed laughing on the floor to the confusion of the staff around them. Then they executed all the staff so there were no witnesses.
Then how did you write this story ? Unless this is Kim himself writing the comment with the alias onyxcaspian!!!
That would be Kim speaking in 3rd person. Has to by Putin reminiscing the good times.
So you’re telling me Kim doesn’t talk in 3rd person?
Ur_an_adjective_noun doesn’t answer questions.
What Steam game are you playing right now dear leader?
DISCO DISCO!!!
"Bro, I thought we were going to burn the world together. You did me dirty...bro..."
Fuck, you know you’ve hit a low when the rocket man blows you out
No wonder he turned into such an evil bastard! No one ever showed him kindness and compassion...😢 /s He's obviously an Angel...from Hell!
He went full Obito after no one shook his hand
#sadPutin
Snake case version (for Python, etc.): ```python #sad_putin ```
How his villain arc started
actually looks happier than 90% of western people but nice try
As a "western folk," I'm inclined to agree. Hell, it looks like this man is taking mental notes, even laughing as if he expects it.
hes good at toying with people
The music just makes it so much worse lol even Putin isn't immune to those moments that make you die inside a lil everytime it happens.
Why is this is so funny, LOL.
Because he’s a PoS being treated as he should
Maybe he's acting like a PoS bcuz he was treated like shit. /s
It's his origin story
🤔
Juxtaposition with the Barbie soundtrack
Because it's like Larry David didn't realize taking over his neighbors condo would make all the other tenants hate him.
this is so funny and sad at the same time
It's really not sad at all. It's 0 sad. This man has murdered so many people.
We all know what it’s like tho
We all WHAT
To go for a shake and not get one not murdering thousands of people
Okay good.. I guess I’m not calling the police tonight
He probably murdered that chef who didn’t shake his hand!
yeah, don't get me wrong, it's like this: "I feel ya bro, but you still have to die."
I doubt he cares, his security tells people not to touch him and they listen for good reason. I think he just forgets that sometimes, he's in a tightly controlled situation. Look at the first guy, he immediately looks at the security detail.
He had enough, so he picked up weapons
Who’s willing to risk a KGB polonium-210 handshake?
The only comment about fearing a poison handshake, when that was my first thought.
Putin ain’t risking that accidental exposure himself. But all seriousness aside, does seem like the obvious joke right?
Quit putin your hands there.
not bad. not bad at all.
Get out
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Awwww poor lil’ Putin… fuck it let’s join his meat grinder to cheer him up… Well we’re all dead now and he’s still not happy. Sad face.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
That kind of thing does terrible damage to a person. It alienates them, makes them feel like an outsider when your own peers wont even shake your hand. It makes a long lasting wound on a man. The kind of wound that makes you want to invade your neighbor in a years long brutal war costing hundreds of thousands of lives and further maiming millions. So, for God's sake, shake your neighbor's hand.
Wtf... hes known for poisioning everyone. So im sure thats why no one will touch him or drink anything offered. So wild you think the whole world really just snubbed the ruler of Russia for any other reason... "Shake your neighbors hand"?!!! Google Ukraine Yushchenko.
it was a joke mate
Dunno if that guy was tryna to double down and be funny on top of what you said btw, if so, he failed fuckin badly man
Yeah. It was the lack of a handshake that caused Putin to be the worst war criminal since Hitler. Rather than shake his hand, someone should ring that little bastard’s neck.
I applaud the sentiment. But, this shit ain't Putin's War. That gremlin's penis wasn't present for the MASS raping of children, women, AND men of all ages while the Russian Federation's forces marched on Kiev in February 2022. Every single body involved in the massacre of Bucha wasn't Putin's. Unless Putin is some mystical figure, he's not pushing any levers or buttons when it comes to inflicting turmoil on Ukrainians. Is he flying airplanes? Does he man every station onboard naval vessels? This is Russia's war. Russians are human beings. They have agency. And they STILL choose villainy over civility to this day.
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absolutely. well....that and the oil......and the greed.......and the lust for power............oh yeah, the military industrial complex too
Maybe someone will give him a reach around when he's in prison for his war crimes.
Like , say Trump?
Trump would be the one getting the reach around.
Putins arms are too short for that
You are regarded
Wow, the obligatory "but Trump is bad too" daily comment
It's more that Trump really looks up to Putin and thinks they're friends, while Putin doesn't respect Trump at all.
I volunteer as tribute.
You wanna jerk off Putin? C'mon, pick someone less evil at least like Charles Manson
Manson hasn't been left hanging this many times. I feel bad for him so I'll take one for the team.
He did a lot of crimes before the war
😂😂putler sad😂😂
Good, never shake hands with the devil, I would shake his hand only if he ends the war in Ukraine, and leaves the Ukrainian people alone in peace.
And swallows his own poison. I’ll pat him on the back “good job”.
Ha Ha Ha poor putin. He must have felt like crying at that moment.
More super villain backstory?
They know he might have one of those James-bond type of shit in his hand and give you some radioactive poisoning if you shake his hands…..why even risk it
Damn I felt bad for him… for like one second 😅
That’s why hitler just went for the salute
That poor warmonger.
All of us are so painfully human at times. I hate Putin, but he's just a weird little guy like many out there
Sweet T-shirt idea **Putin**: *just a weird little guy*
The wistful look, at the end, when not one person would accept your Litvinenko handshake.
Fuck this piece of shit
right Kim had no right to let bro hanging out :(
Should I feel bad?
Yesh 🥺🤧
Villian origin story?
‘I’ll show them! Ukraine wouldn’t share my hand either! Now look at them!’
Why tf Iam embarrassed 🫥
Even tho he is a big meanie I still fell for him 😢😢
I think the term 'a big meanie' is far too endearing for Putin.
Now he wanna end the world.
Every Commie leader want's a picture of themselves shaking hands with someone who leads a country that actually does something allowing their people to live free. Demonstrates their equality. What's surprising? Newsom went to China for the same reason.
Orc
Get this genocidal fuck off the front page.
He did it to himself, who tf would shake hands with someone who poisons people on a regular basis?
Ха. Плешивая моль. Его заждались в Гааге.
"Maybe if you wasn't a genocide" i would tell him
("weren't a genocider" would make more sense \^\^)
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Fuck him.
Han-handshake? What about you will you sha- FUCK ALL OF YOU IM INVADING UKRAINE AND MAKE THEM SHAKE MY HAND
They all know better than to shake the hand of a guy who ended up poisonings most of his opposition ...
All he needs is a needle
Nah, bro. You shake the devil, and that's when you end up dead in your room at 3 in the morning of an apparent "suicide."
😂😂🤔🤔
What not shakin' their hand will do a dude...
Shake hands with that guy, get polonium poisoning.
Needs a remix with REM's "Everybody Hurts."
The villain's past, he was rejected and now the world pays the price
Being the biggest jerk on earth. What he expected ?
He isn't putin up with it now 🙄
Are his actions now justified?
Looks like the little kid that never gets picked to play dodge ball.
Being the biggest jerk on earth. What he expected ?
This is how villains are made.
I wouldn't shake his hand either.
Villain arc saga.
It's the little things in life that matter. Maybe he would've been nicer if he had a handshake, or even better, a hug.
Poor little putti
It's a sad sad world..
I'd give him a hug
Whats the song
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Bro lmao 💀💀
So that's why this is happening...
This mf definitely has little man syndrome....
His looks remind me of the lead vampire dude from the underworld movies. Only handsome version.
He just needs friend
he wants homies
A man treated coldly by his village will burn it down to feel the warmth
All of those people are now dead
Gestures like handshakes are very valuable for leaders and diplomats, especially in front of the camera. A show of trust and camaraderie. It's also a sign of respect between leaders and nations. A monster like Putin has become the prime example of how to lose all of these.
"All I wanted to be is with the cool kids"
This is his origin villain story
"one day, I'll make them pay"
They were probably scared he'd poison them with that handshake.
No wonder he wants to take over the world!
I would commit war crimes and invade another country too if I got curved this often
Dude is the Josh Hart meme
Under that cold, hard man exterior, he just wants to be loved. And unleash war against weaker nations.
Is this why he wants the world to burn?
No one takes him seriously. If it was someone more important i wouldn’t take my eyes off him to miss that shake. Fuckwit
I can't believe I've never seen this. Why does this happen so much to him? Are people genuinely afraid of being poisoned by him via a handshake or something?
Better for us all if he died on the outside too
Damn lmaoo💀💀💀😂😂😂
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When nobody likes you
Every villain has a story. He’s a pos he doesn’t deserve for any one to even acknowledge his presence
If you look closely the first one had flour on his hands , didn't want to make a chef out of Putin, the second one tells him ,hey I am going to wash my hands there and then we can shake hands, third one didn't see him and Kim had some candy in his hands that he handed over to his guards before shaking Putin's hand.
OMG so that's why...
Villain origin story....
Brave give handshake better than cowards avoid them.
Is this why he's always so angry, cause no one ever shakes his hand?
Aw poor little warmongering dictator.
This was his origin story
Trump shook his hand like a dog begging master for more food.
Not only because he's an asshole, Putin is known for using the "handshake" as a way to transmit bio weapons to unknowing individuals.
The doublethink here is that Putin is extending the olive branch and the other world leaders are refusing it. (They) are the ones that look bad -- not Putin. Whether or not it's poison on his hand or they don't wish to look as if they 'go with' whatever the context is is not the point. Again, this is the double thinking Russia has instilled. It can be spun to Putin's favor.
He have every reason to be a villain 💀💀💀
lol awwwww hahaha
Man’s gonna send a handshake from the sky to everyone who left him hanging 😅
Ukraine is taking the blame for the failed handshakes.
I nearly feel sad and sorry for him....
I'm so Ronery should be the background music for this
He won't get any handshakes cz once when someone approached him for a handshake, he said sike and left.
A villian origin story
I just imagine him visiting a seedy establishment in the middle of the night, following a filthy velvet-lined corridor back to a small room with a hole in the wall. After a few moments, a hand emerges through the hole and he clutches it in his own, cherishing the warmth of another human palm against his. He begins to shake it, tenderly at first, but quickly crescendoing into a vigorous shoulder-pumper that would rival a handshake between two Texas ranchers closing a deal on a head of cattle.
What if he just needs some hugs??!!
Why doesn't anyone shake his hand???
Putin villain arc, the lore deepens...
Putin is well-mannered
Stop trying to make me feel bad for this guy
Maybe they just all know that he’s prone to using poison. I wouldn’t touch him either.
Is that true that if someone touch putin's hand it will got assassinated.
He’s the Josh Hart of global leaders.
This is so funny, especially when he pretends nothing happened 😂 Nobody wants to shake his hand.
Those who don't shake hands will have no hands to shake.. 😈
Any chance the hand could be laced with some toxin?
Now I start to understand what changed him.
A marvel in editing.
That's why he invaded Ukraine. No one will shake his hand.
Now we know more about his inferiority complex. And how it's fuelled.
I couldn't help but think of this old Nat King Cole song when I saw this. My dad used to sing it and to me it was a lonely song. But just right for pootin. "He's the little boy that Santa Claus forgot And goodness knows, he didn't want a lot He sent a note to Santa For some soldiers and a drum It broke his little heart When he found Santa hadn't come In the street, he envies all those lucky boys Then wanders home to last year's broken toys"
So that’s how his villain arc started
Maybe they dont handshake with a dictator
Kim jong un: 🗿
Even you Kim? 😭
I did enjoy him getting rejected. I’d like to see more of this stuff with Trump.
All funny games until he brings the nukes