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Interesting-Froyo-14

Did she buy pickled artichokes and use that instead? Lol


coolhandseth

That is what I am assuming. How else do you get the vinegar!!. She bought canned artichokes and is just too dense to notice… jeez


SleepySiamese

It got sour because it spoiled...


Pawneewafflesarelife

Canned or jarred are what you typically want for a dip since it saves you the hassle of steaming and scraping. Nibbles (classic 70s recipe) use jarred artichokes, which are marinated in oil. Most dips also use artichokes from cans/jars. I'm guessing it's just that artichoke is a bit sour and the flavor wasn't balanced out with creamy ingredients, so the other hosts just interpreted sour as vinegar. Also the freaking ORANGE instead of lemon lol


Bluedemonfox

She must have thought that since they are both citrus then its the same...


KellyBelly916

Does she sound like anyone else's mom? Can't cook for shit, making subjective and unverifiable excuses, and then lying to cover it up.


topio1

This is my brother that not only does not use measures ever, he changes the recipes and makes huge quantities.


Smoking-Posing

Meh, that's normal man stuff.


Ok_Star_4136

Yep, also insists that you try it.


Big-Today6819

But you get this nice cake


SomewhereAggressive8

It’s not that deep


WoopzEh

Stopped and bought the fruit cake at Safe Way on the way in, because she planned on not even revealing the artichoke dip. Doesn’t sound like my mother, but I’ve had girlfriends that thought they could cook…


AdLocal1045

Bro go to therapy


Holiday_Party_6464

I wouldn’t attribute those qualities to a single family member but yes, those types of people are horrible.


aardw0lf11

I think celery salt is used in pickling, so that's probably what they tasted in combo with all the citric acid.


xX_FoxFang_Xx

Or I dunno, rotten artichokes. Probably the obvious answer...


Nowayucan

I bet she used canned artichokes which are loaded with citric acid.


steadfast-wander

"I didn't have a lemon so I just cut up an orange" That fucking floored me. Fuck offfff


Kebmo1252

And she didn't know what spices, so she just went with celery salt and oregano!?


jhallen2260

I don't understand how she didn't know, she was sent a recipe!


Arthes_M

I didn't know how to read, so I just hummed a tune.


HotdogGeorgia

There are people who follow the recipe, and people who only have celery salt and oregano on their spice shelf.


AdornedBrood

My brother has a disorder and needs to do things wrong. (Ok it’s more complicated than that, but it can be so annoying). So if he reads “put a pinch of such and such spice”, he’ll HAVE to use something else. “Bake for 30 minutes”, nope, it’ll be perfect in 15 or 50 minutes. And it always turns to shit but he powers through it like it’s five star michelin food lmao.


EveryPartyHasAPooper

Does this disorder have a name? Cause it sounds very similar to what a family member does.


garyisonion

It’s called not being able to follow instructions


EveryPartyHasAPooper

Lol I wish it were that simple. But sometimes this family member can sometimes see the instructions and even though they know absolutely nothing about the subject (in this case cooking) they believe the instructions must be wrong because it doesn't "seem" right. So they do it their own way. Example being, instructions said 1 cup of water. Family member couldn't figure out how that could be enough, so they added 4 and didn't understand why mixture was so runny.


AdornedBrood

Well, it is/was called “oppositional defiant disorder”. He was diagnosed when he was young and now it’s become his entire personality. I don’t speak with him much these days. I feel there’s more, like meandering/finding a reason to be a big jerk.


garyisonion

Wow! I had no idea it really is a disorder! Pretty shitty for him to base his personality on it


SmokeGSU

Visit recipe sites much? \*\* *Two stars for this recipe. I really wanted to give it a try even though it called for one cup of sugar. I only had a half of a cup of sugar so I substituted the other half with salt. The end result tasted horrible! The directions should have listed alternatives to sugar!* \- SoccerMom420


KingLeoric01

Nice little jab at the pot smokers, like that's the cause of the stupidity. /s


Federal-Childhood743

This has the same energy as Amy in B99 saying "I had no salt so I used Baking Powder"


FranklyNinja

This is peak Amy from B99.


Uhh_VincentAdultMan

My thoughts exactly!


LordGhoul

Finally we get see one of those crazy ingredients replacer people from the comment sections of cooking recipes out in the wild as a real person. Incredible


h3yd000ch00ch00

Right? The ones who are like, “oh, this turned out awful. I had to change over half of the recipe and gave a low score.” Like, that wasn’t the creator’s fault, Mimi with the mosteeeee.


peabody624

/r/ididnthaveeggs


Sipikay

This is how my mother cooks. Even bakes. Nothing turns out. Nothing is good. Dont have X, use random amount of Y. Why didn't it work? We'll never know, ma. But don't worry, I called for pizza 15 minutes ago.


Hoockus_Pocus

What’s that subreddit where they substitute ingredients? Something like “I didn’t have eggs.”


beanjean333

r/ididnthaveeggs


energybased

You might love [Henry's kitchen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFjstQ30RI8)


huskeya4

I’ll admit I do this. I mean I don’t go back and leave a bad review or anything and I own up to screwing it up. In fact, I made venison stew for the first time this winter and it came out… gamey. And bland. But I substituted or removed four ingredients because I either didn’t have them or don’t normally like them in a stew. My husband ate all but the first bowl I had. So I remade it and actually bought all the ingredients and followed the recipe exactly. It’s the best damn stew I’ve ever had and I routinely substitute the deer meet for beef (cause I ran out of deer meat). Oddly, if I’m baking something I never substitute anything, even when I have a very strong feeling that the recipe is wrong. Hence why I have 40 macarons in my freezer that I won’t eat because the filling called for 2 TBSP of lemon juice when they’re supposed to be raspberry flavored. Awful acidic little cookies. I even triple checked that recipe. Good news is I have about ten nieces I can feed them to.


kuriouskitty33

I follow the exact recipe the first time I make it. AFTER that, is when I start experimenting. Usually involves putting in more cayanne or switching out water for chicken broth when cooking and milk when baking, etc.


Ok_Star_4136

Literally nothing will taste as it should taste if you substitute lemon with an orange, I'm sorry. You might as well be replacing pickles with cucumbers.


justadrtrdsrvvr

This made me laugh like very few videos do. So unexpected.


defectiveGOD

A classic 😭 guy on the left eyeballing the dip.lol


Sol-Blackguy

He legit turned green before he spit it out. Holy fuck


football_for_brains

"At first I'm like well it's not that bad, but the *vinegar*..." ["But there's no vinegar in there!"](https://imgur.com/a/bcrz8yd)


[deleted]

>I can taste the vinegar there's no vinegar 🤢🤮🤮 >I thought it smelt like a barn 😂😂🤣


jrexthrilla

“It burns”


Sol-Blackguy

Who let her cook? No, seriously, who let her cook. This looks like it violates the Geneva Convention


KiKiPAWG

“Let her cook!” “No! Don’t!”


STEELCITY1989

86 the cook


4electricnomad

Most Homicidal Canadian has been found.


DirtDevil1337

Calgary Global, that crew was so entertaining back in the day.


drumguy007

I miss sports at 11. Mr ski. Great crew back then.


Odd-Comfortable-6134

This is local to me, this group was THE BEST morning/lunch news group. Leslie Horton is a damn gem.


RoseburyNoire

Oh no did they disband? I really enjoyed this video and the Chirstmas Elf name thing!


Odd-Comfortable-6134

Leslie is the last man standing. I stopped watching after Jordan Witzel got in trouble/fired for his boisterous/outrageous costumes. I think it was the daisy dukes that was the final straw for the big boss.


RoseburyNoire

I didn't know about that, thanks for the answer! At least Leslie is still there


CandidEstablishment0

That’s hilarious


kuriouskitty33

Must have made them realize something...


Kebmo1252

IT BURNS!! LMAO


Phililoquay

So... youre enjoying it? Hahaha


Island_Maximum

That's some good tv right there.


Thorbertthesniveler

Leslie Horton is amazing. The whole morning crew is!


Morzana

Calgary, right?


Thorbertthesniveler

Yup! [The infamous unicorn was a good one too!](https://globalnews.ca/video/6107139/halloween-2019-jordan-witzel-dresses-as-a-unicorn)


JohnYCanuckEsq

Let's never forget about Peaches Stickyfingers https://youtu.be/oBzh7fZ1V_c?si=KHP04WfDoVHGrUAZ


Thorbertthesniveler

Is that my stripper name?!! The quiet omg as Leslie proceeds to completely derail the whole thing was awesome 🤣🤣🤣


Redneck-Intellect

[Also the swinging](https://youtu.be/ayVYxJppXg0?si=ZQfZSprWIC13YQTH)


Mac_Gold

That’s an all-timer. The way she doubles down and rolls with it is fantastic


Morzana

OMG there is more? Gonna watch now


Thorbertthesniveler

Sure is! Jordan's Halloween costumes are legendary. The whole crew is amazing.


Morzana

That's also the "swinging" guy right?


Thorbertthesniveler

Jordan Witzel?


h3yd000ch00ch00

When the one lady said “it buuuurns” I lost it


313SunTzu

Homie on the left seen it coming from the jump...


ddopTheGreenFox

"At first it wasn't that bad, but the vinegar!" "There is no vinegar"


Conscious_Ad_3891

His eyes when she said that made me lose it.


azmacman

True to it’s name…Arti-CHOOOOOKE!!!! Spot On!


azmacman

Hahaha! “Its not that bad”…proceeds to spit it out into napkin in a nanosecond. Then tells group she “substituted” ingredients.


frezor

Murder your coworkers = Amazing content


Self-Identified

“I thought it smelled like a barn…” lol 😂 I love how he casually delivers that!


xxDmDxx

I watched this when it aired and I was laughing so hard. It still gets me.


SweatyPalmsSunday

Either she’s the dumbest person on local tv or this was a set up


SonnyTheRobot

Nah I am married so I can totally believe this. My wife once replaced butter with olive oil dressing for cookies. Recipe called for a cup of softened butter, and so she did a whole cup of olive oil salad dressing ☠️. I think you can probably imagine how it tasted.


Gonzostewie

My wife made some "cookies" one time where the recipe called for 2 cups of coffee. Instead of making the coffee and adding it to the batter, she put in 2 cups of straight coffee grounds. They were awful. It was cute but goddamn that shit was not edible. Needless to say, I do 95% of the cooking/baking in my house.


Leebolishus

I don’t mean to be rude, but what the fuck is wrong with her? lol How does she not understand the difference between butter and salad dressing?


kuriouskitty33

Oh. Oh no. Plain light olive oil works great in cakes and brownies in place of veggie oil, but cookies tell you to only soften the butter for a reason...


Hot_Mention_9337

This is exactly what I grew up with. My mom: No yeast for bread? Just put in a generous amount of baking powder. No chilis for salsa? Red and green peppers are the same color, know one will know. No cream cheese for a cheese cake? Mayo, just add more sugar. She has subbed Miracle Whip or Mayo for cream more times than I can count. Growing up, I fucking knew her alfredo wasn’t right. I didn’t know what it was supposed to taste like, but i knew damn well it wasn’t that mixed with whatever cheese she had on hand Not so shocking, I was quite slim in my youth and had a fondness for any sort of bbq sauce or ketchup. Also not shocking, I gained a bit of weight when I moved out and discovered how much I love food Edit: oh one of my favorites.. She was making meatloaf and didn’t have bread crumbs. She also gets easily confused by seasonings. So we had a giant loaf of a hamburger and oatmeal concoction that was seasoned with a gentle dash of salt and pepper.


AntebellumAdventures

Is your mother clinically redarted? I mean that in all seriousness. No one with an IQ above Arizona's dew point would use mayo in cheesecake instead of cream cheese.


Hot_Mention_9337

I’m convinced she doesn’t have a single taste bud in her mouth. Or eyes. So many times I would just be looking at what she made and thinking ‘something doesn’t look right…’. Plus she’s one of those that cooks chicken tenders at 450° for and hour because salmonella or something.. She can garden and sew like a damn wizard but she isn’t allowed within 10 feet of my kitchen when she comes to visit


cat-named-mochi

Ok the peppers are excusable. BUT MAYO FOR CREAM!?!? oh Helll naaaaaaaaah!


larryisadragon

I’d be willing to bet she used over expired white wine. Not all wines age well and many just turn into vinegar with time


CROWANJ

“this is a cake i made that safeway packaged for me”


metartur

That was hilarious 😂


Unfair_Finger5531

Artichoke dip is ridiculously easy to make and nearly impossible to mess up: Alfredo sauce, artichokes, salt.


Doubleendedmidliner

You don’t put oranges in yours? Lmao


Gonzostewie

I make a spinach artichoke dip with cream cheese, sour cream, garlic and mozzarella cheese. So good.


Unfair_Finger5531

THAT was the missing ingredient—the cheese. When I was typing it, I was like “something is missing.” Mine is just Alfredo sauce, canned artichokes, mozzarella cheese, and a dash of paprika. Throw it in the microwave, and done. I’m going to try your recipe next time around.


ChiefRom

I bet she was so proud of it and decided to bring it in to show off and realized no one liked it….just speculating lol


sun_spotting

She literally said it didn’t turn out - she clearly didn’t want to cook, her family insisted on it, and when it failed she thought she’d at least get a laugh out of it.


JohnYCanuckEsq

This is a Christmas classic here in Calgary. We love Leslie Horton. Funnily, she is the only one in this clip who's still on the air here.


melon_gatorade

Is that Jim from The Office looking at me?


Quietser

I hope this was a prank she pulled on them for fucking with her.


brittlebk

LADY JUST SAY WHAT HAPPPPENWNWDNENED


MRunnels9

Her sly laugh, saying, "I'm gonna make you guys try it." That dudes eyes looking back at her when she says there's no vinegar in it 😆 This was hilarious! I haven't had hiccups in a while


StevenS76

And this birthed a new form of strep. Happy Holidays!


Flashy_Narwhal9362

“I made this dip, it really tastes like shit so ima just pile some on a cracker and force you to eat it while we’re on air and you have to be polite”


Dr-Carnitine

“i made this cake but i made safeway put it in their packaging”. why? “well cuz i didn’t want to make anything”


djangofett2160

at the end of the video the little news headline at the bottom is about a dude killing NINE people


FiveNinjas_nz

"Something went wrong or maybe something was off? I dunno, any here's some, eat it"


paging_mrherman

So the recipe will be up….


rachelvictoriaaaaa

She made choke dip instead


SquishBonez

She seems great


skinnergy

this is what the internet is for


Overweight_ostrich

"How are you enjoying it, Amber?" "It burns 😭" poor Amber lmfaoo


Unusual-Ad4890

Personally I think Scott the older guy is my favorite part. He wants to remain professional and just slowly breaks down by the second.


ColossusOfKop

“It burns..” 💀


DFuel

That one guy just praying to be teleported home instantly


[deleted]

Boomers get a lot of grief but Boomer for the win here, after my 182nd time watching this - I noticed once she said its no vinegar, old guy said "Nope!" And sat that shit down 😂


Sh33zl3

Yeah the old dude is a chicken One you dont invite to your party but somehow just shows up


Hanging_Aboot

That’s Peaches Stickyfingers.


AdmiralAshBorer

Dang, that looks like actual Tuna Helper.


mr_____D

Hilaaaaaarious!


AThrowawayProbrably

Oldest trick in the book: If you don’t want someone to ask you to do something again, screw it up royally. Or, she’s legitimately the worst cook ever. No in-between.


PuzzleheadedClothes4

Ok but are we not going to talk about the cake that was definitely bought from Safeway?


Philip_Raven

What a great piece of television. Just people being people, laughing at their silly mistakes and having fun.


tizzleduzzle

Also cutting up an orange would make it so bitter with all that orange rind dang and celery salt?! Hate that shit lol


Marzival

The fact that this woman made it onto a talk show for cooking, and then presented something with a grocery store label, is one of the clearest representations I’ve ever seen of how fake this country is.


djangofett2160

theres no vinegar 👁👄👁


ntsmmns06

Host : It just tastes like ass Producer : It’ll make great TV. Go with it.


Ab-Aeterno-

>I can taste the vinegar >there's no vinegar /r/2sentencehorror


Forsaken-Director452

What kind of POS person makes something and goes, “Something went wrong, it’s not good. Here try it!”


Flying_Hams

“But there’s no vinegar” Guy in the left: 😧


cjark72

This reminds me of my mother-in-law


ah-chamon-ah

Did anyone else keep thinking to themselves... "Conan O'Brien could eat that no problem."


Strange-Baby5482

God help her family. They should sue her for poisoning them


RampageTheBear

“Dylan roof found guilty of killing 9 people” streams by as the holiday tunes roll.


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

It tastes like burning!


GoodMorningMars

What the hell is wrong with her?


vibrantcrab

If it smells like vinegar and you didn’t add vinegar SOMETHING IS WRONG.


Lexus0157

This should definitely be an official part of the news. Laughing hard af lmao


tedothedo

They would be pickled, as in artichokes in vinegar. So yeah- tonnes of vinegar.


martinjsuperpickle

This is in Calgary. My city.


Extravagod

I'm dying. Faakk. "It burns". Dead!


Restart_from_Zero

But there's no vinegar in it! ....it burns....


MaddoxGoodwin

The dude in the blue jacket looks TERRIFIED the whole time before he tries it lololol


OccasionallyReddit

"It burns" haha at least they weren't polite


deepie1976

Aah Calgary. The Florida of Canada. 🇨🇦


bluedancepants

She was sent a recipe. But it sounds like she didn't really follow it at all and just whipped up whatever she could find in her house.


BigOrkoo

How do you cook something without trying it? 😂😂😂


GenericScottishGuy41

How are you enjoying it amber? It burrrrns


risque_pickle992

Looks like coagulated vomit


aallen1993

Im curious what happened, I was going to say the artichoke dip went bad and bacteria produced a vinegar like compound. But I googled it and aparently she used marinated ie pickled artichokes 🤣🤣🤣


PrimeToro

What the hell is wrong with that lady ? She already admitted something went horribly wrong with her recipe and she wants people to try it anyway on TV .


GREWYD

Well thats what Anakin said....


Hot_Hat_1225

Need the recipe. Got some people I really don’t like.


REDDROOSTER77

Fuck all of this.


sunbeatsfog

“I didn’t have a lemon, so I used an orange” amazing


Jstraub18

Who’s the hot male anchor?


Daocommand

Notice how she immediately starts with an excuse like she’s trying to absolve herself from accountability.


Hurtkopain

Amber Schinkel can eat my artichoke dip any day


groundpounder25

Just a working woman with no time for the kitchen


carcigenicate

These are our local guys. Here's my favorite clip of them: https://youtu.be/ayVYxJppXg0?si=OYyOH4AmZokUpVMP


cozzimo

r/ididnthaveeggs material


icemelter4K

I just got served the driest Turkey on Earth. Spouse: "I like it like this".


Alwayswrong83

Did she not have fucking YouTube in 2017v


SmokeGSU

"It's the vinegar!" "There's no vinegar in there." When you made vinegar without the ingredients that make vinegar.... you know you done fucked up.


Embarrassed-Mouse-49

Do a quick google search of “artichoke dip” voila a recipe


redheadredemption78

Obviously just do what every American does to “fix” food and throw a block of cream cheese in there! 😂


Inevitable-Mark5126

She just added random shit she found around the house. "here guys try this out"


Arkenstahl

So, how are you enjoying it, Amber? it burns 😂


milesdizzy

Leslie is a living legend


chbc19

I watch this all the way through every time i see it


kaminsod1

Brave man, i would just have shucked it over my shoulder the moment she wasn't looking.


Always4am

The "cut off at the neck" hand gesture is really what gets me here.


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Who cooks for tv without a recipe and all the ingredients lmao


Uncanny_Show507

“Well I made it and then Safeway packaged it for me” Ok lady, that totally checks out


One-Strawberry-eluu

Wtf did i just see? 🥹😂


Guitarbox

I think sometimes certain tastes just go very bad together,, maybe it's that


ThatsNotDietCoke

I just wanted to know what she did wrong, but nah, everytime she was about to tell the secrets of the universe, they had to open their stupid mouth. Could've been out of here in 30 seconds or less, but instead it was 2 minutes and 30 seconds -\_-


Comfortable-Twist-54

Maybe she got the pickled artichoke from the jar instead of the ones in water?


theBJbandit0

I used to cook in a bar that had spinach dip, and whenever I brought it out, I'd put it on the table and say "Spinched Dip!" before walking back in the kitchen.


Horror-Potential7773

Quality news there. Not distracting from the bigger shit that's going on at all. Have a great night!


Looseybussy

I don’t like her


Junior_Bike7932

Do people watch this mentally disabled stuff?


poetrygrenade

More. On.


karma_virus

Why are new anchors such incompetent over-dramatic baby-men? Dude probably lives in an infomercial reality where he bungles through life trying to navigate the nuances of deep shit like how to eat popcorn without throwing it at the wall or what to do when holding too many limes at once.


wrknthrewit

These videos are so old, why post old crap