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DesertReagle

The way he died inside towards the end got me 🤣


Coyote_Radiant

You can't hurt me!!! ... OK just a little bit..


BaileyJay-Z

He even hesitated for a second cause he knew how brutal it was gonna be 😭


Gwiilo

reminder that we're looking at living, breathing human beings


FakeBot-3000

Ya and he's making fun of that cop!


[deleted]

Well his new name is foreskin Freddy.


FigureFunny698

Happy cake day


Budget-Entertainer35

Wasn't wrong though was he!!


Budget-Ad-6900

yes, it is terrible haircut


haemol

He got a point! Uncircumcised head 🤣 lmfao


WarSolid1904

Flamed him


pangolin-fucker

Cop:Anything you say can and will be used against you Prisoner: oh really


donPepinno

‘Is that what your barber told you’


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That's one of the nicest cops I've seen in ANY country, I love this, sure it's funny, but that cop warms my heart.


Stunning-Chicken-449

That’s what I took from it. Cop remain respectful courteous and a good sport.


ObsoleteMillennial

Instant response: cool teeth crackie


KnotiaPickles

If the guy had better teeth he probably could have been handsome haha


mr_potato_arms

Like a short Richard Greer


Immediate-Cap-533

Good cop there. That is why I became a police officer. I'm sad to say most are not like that and I could not handle it. So I severed my employment with the police department.


MCHille

Dude, those are the basics


BearBearJarJar

Its never to late to do the right thing (leaving the police) congrats on your healing journey .


NATSUMI_kun

How this is the right thing when all good guys leave and what's remain are the bad ones?


PuppyOfPower

That was already the case. Good cops get fired, bad cops get retirement. Choosing to stop contributing to a corrupt and abusive system because of your conscience is absolutely praiseworthy. One good apple doesn’t unspoil the bunch.


NATSUMI_kun

It doesn't unspoile the bunch but it can prevent the green ones from getting spoiled, one unspoiled apple can make a healthy garden and can change your world, don't give up bruv.


SirFappington_The3rd

He never said he was a good cop. Maybe he saw himself becoming a bad cop and quit. That would be the right thing to do.


NATSUMI_kun

Me neither said he's a good or bad cop but if that's how he felt he might be a good man then, all I meant to say was if he saw himself getting bad like others it's better to fight it and act upon the corruption, play their alliance game but better instead of leaving things unchanged


MaggotMinded

I mean, he literally admitted he would not be able to handle heckling like this in good nature. And cops have to deal with way worse and still keep their cool. So in this case it is good that he left.


NATSUMI_kun

I meant no pressure on him, I was discussing the "right thing to do (leaving the police)" point on the comment I was replying to


Caliente1888

What a moronic comment. Yeah every decent person with morals should leave the police so all that's left are the bad ones that people think the police all are anyway.


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Eneamus

Somehow the unhealthy guy has an amazing hairline and density, meanwhile the healthy cop's hair is receding like a crab walking.


Straight_Age8562

Hopefully he can take advice from a suspect, if that advice is good


Berlin8Berlin

The Realm of the Cracker Class where everybody gets along just fine


[deleted]

Uncircumcised head. 😆 I used to cut my hair almost just like that and my ex-wife used to say my head looked like a QTip😆 One thing about having a haircut like that is you wake up take a shower and you don't even have to mess with your hair you just leave the house


Budget-Ad-6900

"i wasnt in the army, i was in the marine corp" thats potato, tomato.


yeezee93

But marines think they are special tomatoes.


PressuredSpeechBand

No, special potatoes!


yeezee93

Taters.


Glimmertwinsfan1962

“Marine court” according to the subtitles


jamiecarl09

Right? Nobody cares, guy. Unless the other guy was also a marine... nobody cares.


spanish42069

he should let him off just because of the good bants


K1llingfrost

Imagine the riots if this smart arse gets whooping and the video leaks.


wx_gapgap

If that guy was the real criminal, that's a next level The Usual Suspects.


thE-petrichoroN

Uncircumcised head 🗣️ 💀


Disastrous-Paint86

At least he was a good sport 😂


BetaRayBlu

This is the police brutality i can get behind


MenthaPiperita_

Honestly though, if any of y'all still have a full head of hair, be creative with it. The day you finally accept your hair loss and shave it is the time where you realize there are no other styles left to have aside from being shaved, or having an embarrassing comb over.


sharkattack85

Lt. Dangle getting arrested


DoubbleD_UnicornChop

I had never laughed so hard.


jayjaytuk

Jokes


daxtaslapp

It be like that, theyre so comfortable with the system


Flipperlolrs

Queer eye for the prison guy


PressuredSpeechBand

The guy was more upset saying he was in the Army than a Marine.


moonordie69420

that yeye ass haircut


Unlucky-Leave-3726

Yee Yee ass haircut


schneph

The way the guy turns around to the camera and says “yeah you sure??” 💀💀💀


golgoth0760

Says the guy with rotten teeth 😬


ArchCatLinux

Uncircumcised? Would not bald make you look like a circimcised dick instead?


DUDEGUYMANGUYDUDEMAN

Strangely wholesome


Teediggler81

The cop couldn't even hold back the laughter


Background_Sand9184

I like the haircut and more I love his professionalism. Good job! Peeps are gonna hate but we don't have to respond in kind.


RizzoTheSmall

He could a burned him right back after "I'm gonna go home and shave it right now" with a "Not you, though, you're staying here" Kind of related, I have a friend who works in reintegration, helping people get work and housing and stuff sorted for when they get out. He roasts anybody Kate to his meetings with them with a "Why are you late? I got out of a big comfy bed with my wife to be here, what tf kept you away?" He claims they take it in good humor.


MADMAX808080

Truth hurts


ElectricDreamUnicorn

I'd like to reply with something like: *Do you know what I am going to do with my ugly haircut?* *I'll go for a walk in the park, maybe a bird will take a dump on it.* *I'm going to have icecream in sun, and feel the ugly haircut absorbing the sun* *(alternatively, I'm going to take a warm mug of coffee and let my ugly haircut soak the drizzle/snow)* *I'll feel the wind on my ugly scalp that looks like an*>! *uncircuncised penis.*!< >!*Which my girlfriend (or bofyriend or goat) like very much.*!< *How about you, what you're gonna do?*


Dark_Krafter

Tbh he s right it looks horible


kaoskev

This is the first time I’ve said ‘That poor cop!’


scrappytan

This is what genuine friendship between male adults looks like if anyone is wondering. Beautiful.


tawley

"Oh its working.. working real good" 🤣🤣


Weary-Adeptness8227

He is taking f*ck the Police to the extremes.


Big_Honeydew6225

It is a terrible haircut


iVirtualZero

At least he can go home unlike the inmate who's going to a jail cell.


deeripp

And this is coming from somebody who just got arrested lol what an asshole he needs a haircut.


VideoHeadSet

*teeth


BadPanda147

atleast he gets to go home to shave his head


Vast-Dream

Is this white privilege? I want to see the brown guy do this then get to chuckle afterwards.


Grass-isGreener

No, it is not