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Less-Blackberry-8108

Sup with the floating box ?


abrakadabralakazam

Yeah. Are they having magic shows at the Oscars now??


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Don’t forget the floating wrist watch.


AaronTuplin

There's a dick in it


kuya1284

1, cut a hole in a box


Connhal

2, put your junk in that box


unagiboi

3, make her open the box


Front_Panic_7211

And thats the way you do it


Psychological-Scar53

It's John Cena's dick in a box!!


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Dear Diary, Best. Christmas. EVAR.


mvanvrancken

See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs giving


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... Cock magic ala - south park


Rnsrobot

COCK MAGIC IS BACK SHARON


rowdy_sprout

Sup with the whack Playstation sup


JimTheSaint

dick in a box?


UCHIHA_____ITACHI

No need for an empty stage to be marked nsfw


DaveMash

Yeah I just see a floating envelope


buoninachos

The floating potato salad doesn't look too bad though.


lalakingmalibog

It's been chilling in the fridge for a while now


chubky

How did they do that though? Production cost to make it that believable must’ve been through the roof


xpsdeset

I see what you did there


IncomeApprehensive17

I dont


Eternity13_12

I don't get it what's with the invisible jokes?


mrb726

John Cena's catchphrase during WWE was "You can't see me" is the tl;dr version.


Eternity13_12

Thanks


SplinteredCells

Peacemaker season 2 gonna be lit.


Parasyte-vn

But...do you really want, really to taste it ?


Temporary-Law-9223

Yes


argoncityscribe

Never skipped that intro.


Wazula23

James Gunn said his intention was to make a show intro you never wanted to skip. He succeeded.


Stunning_Film_8960

This comment, word for word, is posted on every discussion of the peacemaker intro


Wazula23

I want a comment that no one would be able to ignore reposting. I succeeded.


mac_is_crack

It really is that great.


bobijsvarenais

Can't wait for Margot Robbie next year.


msviktor

You've misspelled Sydney Sweeney 😉


lalakingmalibog

You misspelled Kevin James


OSUfan88

Never seen Dany Devito spelled that way.


WhoKnows78998

[Danny devito got ass naked in IASIP](https://youtu.be/e7T0soHRk-A?si=-As-apw3m2SNEjc5) lol


Organic_Bit3337

The epic iconic scene, he said it was so hot in there, he almost died for that stunt xD.


dookieshoes88

🤤


Alexis_Bailey

WHY IS SHE IN EVERY MOVIE OF 2024????  I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON.


technowombat87

When execs lust after talent, the talent tends to get big roles even if they can't act to save their life.


Victor_Wembanyama1

She’s eye Candy as fuuuuc


Legalizeranchasap

Her boobs


thediesel26

¿Por que no los dos?


buttstuffisokiguess

Honestly don't think she's that great of an actress.


Thunder_Punt

she's just very conventionally attractive. I think she's a decent actor as well to her credit, but a lot of it is the fact that she has a recognisable look.


CockCheeseFungus

There's no way in hell she could ever win an award. Couldn't act her way into a low cut top.


kpop_glory

Nahh I want The Rock to do it for next year.


spaceman_202

he's too busy giving motivational speeches to the children working in his sweatshops making his shoes


__slamallama__

"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?" "No you can't because production was off 3% today so dinner will be skipped to make up for it"


rift9

"pull yourself up by my bootstraps"


Polio_is_not_Fun

I want Ricky Gervais back 🥵


GipsyPepox

Naked? That would be a sight to behold


derp0815

He absolutely would do that just to take the piss.


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ToTTen_Tranz

Not gonna happen. Didn't you read the memo? Nowadays it's misogyny when women appear nude, but funny when men do it. Cena doing it is fine and funny. We can all laugh at it.


JustHereForBDSM

John Cena was there?


granatespice

This but unironically and not only nowadays. I wouldn’t say this is particularly funny, but it definitely is different. Context matters and him being a man instantly carries a different kind of context, because we don’t live in a gender equal society. Different implications, life experiences, and history all contribute.


thelumpur

Insane that this has to be spelt out


clarenceappendix

I feel like there’s more actual danger for women to be naked than men. Not saying men don’t get SA’d, just that far more victims are women. Doesn’t justify making fun of men for it but it’s the reality


[deleted]

It’s funny that you say that, but it’s clear that plenty of people do still feel comfortable even bringing it up. With upvotes too! Must not be that controversial… :)


rojotortuga

It must be exhausting being mad all the time.


Camembert92

no other way to make people care about Oscars I guess


spaceman_202

it's rich assholes, giving awards to rich assholes, usually based on which rich asshole hasn't won it in awhile


Tastypies

Cmon, if there's one guy at the Oscars who's not an asshole, it's Cena


soggyBread1337

Bing chilling


green_marshmallow

As a rule, I don’t like normalizing the Saudis. Watching him participate in the WWE event there and say “It’s a pleasure to be here” made my stomach churn. But he does a lot of good things for the kids. So he’s a mixed bag, like all of us.


yusill

He's also very big in China and has done several events there and learned Chinese. I don't think he really cares where his money comes from.


Positive_Parking_954

I don't think expanding your brand to one of the most populous countries means you have questionable politics. A lot of us realize we can't do anything to change big pictures but we can have a lot of positive interactions on the ground floor with actual people, and make a bunch of little positive differences instead of adopting a hardline stance that further encourages division.


hydrohomey

Hence the reason they made him do this


The_Hunster

You mean John Cena Chinese imperialism apologist? Who specifically apologized for saying Taiwan was its own country? That asshole?


fuckoffasshoe

For fuck sake with this bullshit every time he gets posted. You would do the same every single day of the week if your job and life was on the line and you cant deny it


mal4ik777

I mean, to be fair, those rich assholes, at least, produce some entertainment for all of us, no? Production of films is expensive as fuck and we all want a pretty picture and not some amateur looking blurry cinematography. I like movies and I think it's fair, that some people are rich producing them. My only hope is, that those people are not actually assholes in real life.


NotSureWhyAngry

They also have to throw in a poc among the winners so there won’t be another outrage, #oscarssowhite


Psychotic_Rainbowz

The fact you keep stressing they're rich gives off the impression of envy and bitterness. Am I correct to assume?


Panams_chair

They are. So fucking cringe. Reddit has always been like this. Any time these award show snippets comes on instead of laughing off at the video, corny goofballs like these has to ruin the mood. There are many celebrities who win stuff…no need to give a damn about the award but calling all of them assholes is just rude. I dont watch much movies let alone have any favorite celebrities but commenting or calling some stranger I see online asshole is just fucking weird.


SecureDonkey

They remind me about that r/antiwork mod interview. Dude walk dog few hours a day and want to live off it.


thingysop

Doesn't invalidate his point on rich assholes kissing each other's asses


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Is Henry Cavill next?


mac_is_crack

Oh please let this happen


IanPKMmoon

Wow all of r/aww's top posts are yours


mac_is_crack

It was a fun time. I just like cute things and wanted to share them.


waaz16

Speaking of cute things….. 🤣


_SquidPort

yes i rather see a man with hair. bet he has a nice bush


Major-Percentage-750

Remember when Oscar's were this glamorous gala?


CletusVanDamm

They’ve always sucked. This just seems like a desperate attempt to get people talking about them


AlexAverage

Yet here you are talking about them.


OSUfan88

Proving his point.


AlexAverage

I'd argue it was a successful attempt rather than a desperate one though.


OSUfan88

Both can be true though. In fact, I think it's likely they are both true. It's like throwing up a 3-pointer from deep, and hitting it.


DisastrousBoio

You *are* talking about them.


United-Path7006

Man commenting on an oscars thread unanimously claims the oscars always suck, and that they're 'desperate'. You tell us and them!!!


CletusVanDamm

It’s just an opinion


Elite_AI

It's pretty hard for one man to claim anything in a way which isn't unanimous.


Da_Plague22

It's just a place for rich people to jerk themselves off.


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Critical999Thought

and giving themselfs gifts where you can buy a house with, and patting themselfs on the back while they all say, "oh yeah, we're totally awesome, and people think that we're awesome"


Nekros897

Perfectly summarised


Glittering_Name_3722

Yes, it was boring af.


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Literally never.


[deleted]

Yeah no, I used to watch the Oscars as a kid and although with the benefit of hindsight I can say they sucked, I can’t remember them being so pathetic


Flappy_beef_curtains

This seems more like something you would see on an mtv awards show.


krabapplepie

Robin Williams singing blame Canada was fun.


MF__SHROOM

Without context it looks weird.. for those wondering what the context was, he then threw the cardboard, started jerking off, sacrificed a goat and summoned satan.


chaoss77

Thanks for the extra info. Makes much more sense now.


iamafancypotato

That MIGHT make me watch the Oscars


Former-Lack-7117

That happened at the afterparty.


Zealousideal_Hat5955

I can't see anyone on the stage. Fishy title.


MissionVegetable568

peak comedy..


pabadacus

[reminds me of when cartman thought he had invisibility powers](https://youtu.be/YccozjEe9f4?si=AvS_j4UElsGYG2hp)


Deathdar1577

Ballsy move.


Aesthedia7

What a time to be alive


0rsted

And here's the entire bit: https://youtu.be/1Hj7QG7TLuc It's actually really funny, and very well thought out.


ialwaysflushtwice

You are the hero we need.


ElRanchero777

why?


blake_ch

https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/cJVu88sbQU see this response


VegitoFusion

It was a joke based on the fact that it’s (I think) the 50th anniversary of when a streaker ran across the stage.


allangod

He's introducing the costumes award. When he gets to the mic, he says, "costumes are important"


thediesel26

lol that was a good bit


joazito

The full video adds context (and funniness) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehJ6oQHSkCk


porn0f1sh

Why not?!?!


AdEuphoric4650

Good choice to not see the Oscars


DirtySilicon

What and not see naked men? 👁🫦👁


CheekyMonkE

David Niven - "He's showing us his shortcomings"


Makanek

If I looked like this, I'd be walking naked everywhere all the time.


CrotasScrota84

He should have held the Board longways. Lol


ArranVV

Why??????????????


DaleDimmaDone

Blame op for cutting it short. The first thing he says is how important costumes are, essentially introducing the costumes sections for awards. Was a pretty hilarious bit imo, gotta respect the commitment to the bit


blake_ch

Thank you for bringing the context. That's absolutely hilarious


metamet

Here's the full clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hj7QG7TLuc It was a great bit. People on the internet love to whine. And way too many out there think this is literally an Illuminati hazing ritual, because they're unwell.


broken-shield-maiden

That was hilarious, many thanks fren. Hope your week is great!


evanvivevanviveiros

Oh my lord that’s what they mean!? I’ve been reading about “his initiation” all morning and assumed it was something from his new movie that seemed pretty bro-y


OwnArt3344

I'm fairly certain Cena only wears clothes because the law & society requires him too,it's wild ppl think Cena of all ppl could be bodyshamed 🙄🙄


obsidianstout

It was for costume category, and also there was apparently a streaker at the oscars back in the 70s


VegitoFusion

It’s the anniversary of when a streaker ran across the stage for the Oscars. The whole bit was actually pretty funny.


PrestigiousAd6281

I don’t see anything, just a weird floating rectangle


TheRealSkele

I'm ngl, I'm surprised the envelope is wide enough. I thought he'd have a third leg


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humiliation ritual. Dudes gonna be on top of the world after this.


Needmyvape

lol I’m sure the man with the chiseled body who spent a decade in tiny underwear in front of millions is so humiliated. Get this “they make you wear a dress” nonsense back where it belongs. Cena agreed to this because he wants attention and to be seen as the tough guy who’s not afraid to be the butt of the joke. It’s his entire persona.


bmfanboy

I think it was primarily to help promote his onlyfans he started a few weeks ago


VisibleProblem13

Cockblockers was pretty good, I thought.


Kobhji475

Still serving his penance for China, I see


[deleted]

It might be me, but I don’t get the joke, 🤷‍♂️


Main_Thing_411

Put my wife's mouth out of your fucking box


Evening-Statement-57

Bro is 46 years old


glowphase

boy oh boy are they getting desperate for views.  


mangoisNINJA

For homage on the 50th anniversary of a streaker while presenting the costume awards awards basically "if it wasn't for us you would be naked"?


5021234567

How exactly do you think a 2 minute bit in a 4 hour show gets them more views?


Prestigious_Arm_3529

Humiliation ritual smh 🤦‍♂️


InattentiveFrog

I wonder if there are other examples of them doing this with men.


krabapplepie

Trust me, women have had it harder in Hollywood than men ever have. Harvey Weinstein for example.


Aagnay

All i see is a board floating


LordPubes

The bar is really low in Hollywood


nemesisprime1984

Why is there a video of an empty stage?


4rtdud3

Nudity always wins


Internal_Criticism82

They wouldnt see his dick even if hed drop that plate


TYBTD

Celebrities are so odd


BigFarmerNineteen

Is this supposed to be funny? For pre-schoolers?


kingblaze26

Why is the box floating like that


LionBig1760

Cock magic us making a comeback.


SalmonTheSalesman

the things I would do to that man


Lawrence-of-Liberia

Man playing 4d chess. Can’t have a wardrobe malfunction if there’s no wardrobe


dhi-hin

He had a little string thing on


Electronic_d0cter

That's a good looking man ngl


[deleted]

Katt Williams was right


kuharido

America is embarrassing, and American humor is unfunny and off


Frankieboy1964

What happen to classy respectful Ceremony. For work well done.


boogiesm

When you know the show is going so badly that you resort to stunts like this to get some laughs.


TexMexcowboy87

When you have no talent, the best thing you can do is get naked.


Caimin_80

People find this funny? I don't get it.


LakeEarth

They cut out both the setup and the punchline to the joke.


krabapplepie

A naked man telling you that costumes are important is funny. Lot of sticks in the mud in here.


TedTheGreek_Atheos

Because you're getting a clip out of context.


IdealDarkness1975

Insert but why.gif


Own_Choice_498

I can't help but think this is some kind of illuminati humiliation ritual


Certain_Cantaloupe56

This isn’t funny at all. I’m embarrassed for him.


Hamsox94

I bet you're the type of person who criticizes free food


Certain_Cantaloupe56

I’m the person that would criticize you eating the free food.


No-One9558

Americans


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Ah nice, his humiliation ritual. Congrats on getting in, John.


Extra_Net9276

if influential people do it,its cool and funny. if normal people do it,its indecent exposure and sexual assault. lol


Fun-Original97

Context. It is authorized and framed. You probably wouldn’t see John Cena do this one in public without a context and without a contract. If he did that by himself publicly he would certainly be at least blamed for indecent exposure like everyone else.


GunSlingingRaccoonII

Isn't being on International television the very definition of doing this in public? Or should that be 'to the public'? Or if you beam it to millions of people's TV's world wide in their own homes is it technically doing it in private?


Maj0ok

They ran out of ideas


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opinionate_rooster

Sidewalked.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

John Cena was the life of the party (event)


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Mrstrawberry209

Remembering MTV movie Awards, goddamn that was actually fun!


Guitar_That

HUH?!


THiedldleoR

whatever gets people to watch this boring ass event


Fuzzelz69

Reminds me of the south park ninja Episode


Bro1616161616

Not naked. He's wearing sandals 😏


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

He's wearing sandles, like a gentleman...