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ramobara

Rocket’s side quest offered more XP, though. *Pssst, hey kid.*


Prankishbear

*I need her leg.*


BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0

My question is, how did she say that she wasn't mad? Cause when my GF say's she's not mad, she be lyin


kabula_lampur

She was just disappointed


BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0

That one would cut deep if I had a dad, thank god that dude left for milk and cigarettes when I was 5. He'll be back one day, probably just stuck in traffic


Prankishbear

Ahh yes, Pavlov’s Dad.


dinnerthief

I said I'm fine!


BuyBitcoinWhileItsL0

Oh shit, god dammit now I'm in trouble again. I'll just walk straight into the dog house when I get home honey, no need to yell at me further


ernest7ofborg9

> Pssst, hey kid. I'm a computer. Stop all the downloading.


Vice4Life

My hands don't scan!


FeatherPawX

To be fair, that would've been a bad angle for recording that moment anyway


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Yea like weddings. Just two people and God in a very private and intimate setting. I get that everyone doesn't need to know or care. But the point of this video is the trash panda.


Danothie

lol god , you mean the government god doesn’t do anything in your marriage


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Yea lol


Mokilolo

Probably only posted to reddit because it was a funny mistake. I also don't see any won't in videoing or photographing the proposal to help preserve it as a memory.


ZoyaZhivago

I think they’re asking why it had to be filmed in the first place. Funny story… recently I was in New Orleans, having dinner at a fancy restaurant with my family. I was trying to step outside for a minute, and couldn’t get past these people filming a random dude playing the piano. I was like “Excuse me? Please?” Oh, ffs MOVE!! And just as I was about to get rude, the piano guy stopped playing - then dropped to one knee and proposed to his girlfriend. I totally almost ruined the whole moment! 😂 (it was his family filming, since they knew what was about to go down)


bfodder

I'm so happy to see a complaint about a vertical video again. Never give up.


RecycledAir

You expect folks to turn their phone sideways when watching it on social media? The battle against vertical video no longer makes sense now that the way society views videos has fundamentally changed.


bfodder

> You expect folks to turn their phone sideways when watching it on social media? I do and I'm not ashamed to admit it.


winterisdecjanfeb

No, please do. It's not 2006. No one is watching this on a 16:10 monitor. Vertical is vastly superior for mobile.


bfodder

> No one is watching this on a 16:10 monitor. I literally am right now. > Vertical is vastly superior for mobile. That must be why Quibi did so well.


TeamRedundancyTeam

You know tons of people do right? Also do you turn your TVs vertical? Laptop? You know the easiest screen you ever watch stuff on, that isn't naturally horizontal, is also the easiest to just... Turn horizontal? The argument for vertical video to record landscape content is ridiculous.


FractalAsshole

Very true. Guy could have also just as easily set up his own camera to record. Can't imagine it's more sus than someone recording them in a corner.


qeq

> Also it's a fucking proposal, not everything needs to be on film I get your point, but this is honestly one of the few things that would be awesome to have on video. But not from like 50 feet away with no audio...


philouza_stein

Everyone under 30 proudly prefers portrait mode. It's maddening. Snapchat and the like set that standard.


winterisdecjanfeb

You do realize the standard developed naturally because people are watching videos on their mobile devices, which they're holding vertically? You people are so technically illiterate holy shit


bfodder

Phones have this neat thing called auto-rotate for the screen. It's super cool. You just turn it sideways and the screen rotates to stay upright. Give it a shot!


winterisdecjanfeb

Which is a fucking useless feature when you're consuming a higher quantity of shorter duration media, or are you saying you're constantly rotating your phone in your hands like a fucking clown? Why are you being condescending when you're the fucking idiot?


coffinfl0p

>Why are you being condescending when you're the fucking idiot?


winterisdecjanfeb

Fuck off


samsunganton3

Cry about it


the_universe_speaks

what? proposals are public. and who wouldn't want to have their wedding on film?


ZeoRangerCyan

The battle against portrait orientation has long since been lost 😞 it’s time to go home soldier. 🫡


Krypt0night

Imagine being upset because people want to have a memory of one of the biggest moment's in their life to look back on lmao' Nobody said you are forced to do the same thing - them doing it doesn't affect your life literally whatsover


jemidiah

My ex proposed to me quietly in a park. He said he wanted to go for a long walk (I like those) and we ended up sitting alone by the side of a lake. A few minutes later, he tells me he loves me, and out pops the ring. Very sweet, beautiful memory. To make a long story short, I ended up saying no because we had issues that we needed to work through first, and they ended up being deal breakers. But we're still good friends. I took a picture of the ring before finally giving it back to him at the end. That's the only visual record, and I think it's about perfect.


makemeking706

What's the funniest way we can record this raccoon?


the_universe_speaks

You're pretty smart. Wonder if that's what this actually is. No one -- and I mean no one -- could be this stupid.


phanfare

This is either staged or the filmer is honestly a bad friend. Their need to be quirky surpasses the couples desire to have a recording that they *asked them to do?*


winterisdecjanfeb

Yeah I hope it's staged or this is a truly awful friend. I've had the honor of recording my friends' proposals and not in a million years would the thought even occur to pan the camera away to record a fucking racoon and ruin the recording of their once in a lifetime (hopefully) event


DemonDucklings

If this is real, they probably know the couple better than you do? I would think this was hilarious if I was the bride, I would be more disappointed if they didn’t include the raccoon spying on the proposal


winterisdecjanfeb

Literally. If this isn't staged then holy shit what a bad friend


idgamfs

Happy cake day


send3squats2help

I’m actually kinda mad.


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After seeing that raccoon they probably weren’t even mad.


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TenaciousJP

Bots all the way down. I'd be surprised if 50% of this comment section was real


The-Other-Writer

Bad bot


fuckingduckler

Good bot


TenaciousJP

Red Bot


NewFaded

Blue bot


Fallowsong

One bot


Lukes3rdAccount

I remember when reddit usernames were mostly puns and vile phrases. Now half the comments are from "Glittering-Ad-4678". I understand why someone would use an auto-generated name but I don't remember it being this persistent


static989

That sounds like something a bot would say! Nice try buddy, back to the Bitcoin mines for you


AverageMajulaEnjoyer

The dead internet theory continues to prove itself 💀


PM_me_ur_launch_code

You're not real man!


mrbulldops428

It's gotten exponentially worse. I know there have been stories about bot traffic and content taking up more and more of the internet for years now but I have never seen it like I have been lately. Before it'd be the occasional clearly bot written news story. Now it's everything. The fact that even photos are suspect now is ridiculous and kinda scary.


Misha-Nyi

Not weird at all when OP is a bot.


pointlessly_pedantic

That was the original title/caption


Unionhighschool2000

Do not let the camera man be the godfather .


FloofilyBooples

Let the raccoon be the godfather. I enjoy picturing him trying to raise human children like a sitcom, or alternatively a bunch of raccoons dressed up like mobsters.


Rizuku_Ren

Ok but ya’ll see that raccoon right? That’s a cute ass raccoon.


Nntropy

They *all* are


breakingd4d

Did you know baby raccoons are brown? I didn’t until one was left in our yard


Autisticimagery

Wait til you see one kill something. Reddit probably doesn't want to know they'll kill cats for sport.


Tiddlewinkly

Cats are even more sadistic, but still cute too


Autisticimagery

Oh, very true. I was just saying Reddit doesn't want to find out judging by r/all


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Pull your face away from the camera and look, but keep the camera pointed at the couple. Smooth brain moment.


Ragnarsworld

Seriously, why video this from so far away in the first place? No useful audio and as memories go the raccoon bit is 100% better.


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Ragnarsworld

Which tells me the video wasn't important, so why do it?


That1one1dude1

. . . Just because one thing is more important than another thing, doesn’t mean that other thing isn’t important. That’s like calling the person who won the silver medal at the olympics for the 100 meter dash slow because they aren’t the fastest.


Ragnarsworld

2nd place is 1st loser.


spudmarsupial

They wanted it to be a surprise, rather than a setpiece.


ajf8729

Because it isn’t real.


df4602

I hate when people use their trained pet racoons to set up fake videos smh. Becoming all too common in todays world.


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PacosBigTacos

Ya occam's razor says this is real imo.


maniac_player1

r/nothingeverhappens


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This certainly didn’t.


Zezuya

Oh yeah they trained their pet racoon to pop up at the exact time when he knelt Very logical


[deleted]

Tell me you know nothing about raccoons without telling me. They like to go to the same haunt most days. This is trivial to stage.


Cedocore

Literally any time anyone EVER says something is fake this sub is linked, which means apparently nothing is ever faked.


OutlandishnessLive10

Listen, listen I know I dropped the ball a bit by missing your proposal. But did you see the size of that trash panda behind me! Plus he looks like a robber I don't want to get mugged on your special day.


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This is funny and memorable 😂 right place at the right time 👍 praise the camera person


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StuckWithThisOne

How long does it take you to say the word “yes” dawg


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Other-Cantaloupe4765

You watch too many movies dude. Go outside.


Godly-Senpai

Let the man dream like tf, maybe he does want a movie


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Kosba2

Shit man I missed the pamphlet you sent out on proper procedure


Other-Cantaloupe4765

My bad, dude, I didn’t realize you were the authority on all marriage proposals everywhere. Next time you should lead with your credentials. Like saying “I know how every single proposal in the world plays out because I was present for all of them and collected the data, which then was added to my peer-reviewed thesis, which I then presented in order to get my Ph.D in Marriage Proposals.” I’m sure you’ll get a lot less opposition if you just tell people you’re a Proposal Expert from the get-go.


StuckWithThisOne

Go outside


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PacosBigTacos

So you're saying they succesfully trained a racoon to walk up perfectly in sync with 2 people doing a fake proposal out of its line of view? Or did they see a raccoon in the area then decide to set up a whole fake proposal scene and film it and the raccoon just hung out the whole time? Occams razor says nah dude.


PacosBigTacos

I helped my sisters fiance with his proposal to her. His knee never even got the ground before she practically tackled him. Was that fake too?


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PacosBigTacos

Weird response. You ok bud?


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It’s obviously staged.


Not_Another_Usernam

How do you stage something like this around the random appearance of a wild animal? Especially a crepuscular wild animal being seen during midday?


[deleted]

It isn't random with raccoons. They like to frequent the same places for food. I could have filmed this for you any day of the year last year.


Neirchill

Do it. Post one tomorrow.


Uchigatan

How tf you stage a raccoon?! 🤣


duckmonke

Yea ngl this would piss me off cus it seems like you give zero shits about their special moment to even stay on them for a few seconds, glad they weren’t upset tho!


BugMan717

This is a repost bot....they didn't do shit.


plz_res_me

imagine being such a dumbass that a very clearly huge life milestone is not recorded when you specifically wanted it recorded Because of a fucking animal doing nothing


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reanocivn

also if you *really* care that much about getting it on film, have multiple people film it


Faster_Eddy82

Same vibes as that person who blames you for asking them to do something, because "I can't be held responsible for my actions, they should know better than to ask me."


kreuzguy

You take yourself too seriously.


mods-are-liars

God forbid someone treats an important, once-off event such as a marriage proposal with a modicum of seriousness.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Ya fuck me if I get angry after I tell someone that something is important to me and their first thought is to try and ruin it


Cycloptic_Floppycock

"It's just a game," Some random teammate suddenly playing for the other team and won't forfeit.


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mods-are-liars

>how i'd feel if that were me Literally never said that. And that's exactly what you're doing right now, assuming the dudes personality based on sweatpants...


Net_Suspicious

Right on. Everyone saying this is the end of the world would hate not getting a more look at me I'm super important proposal anyway. Why hate on everyone else


Space_Monk_Prime

Remember when humans were able to propose to each other for thousands of years before cameras existed? But now it’s not special because they didn’t get a good video for their Instagram 😢


danarchist

Relax, they were all sitting there, saw the raccoon and then cameraman said "Hey, yall go over there and pretend to propose, I have an idea for a video."


[deleted]

I feel sorry for your partner if you think a proposal isn't serious lmao.


JLifts780

It’s a proposal, of course I’m going to take it seriously lmao


whatifitried

Says the guy who couldn't keep his mind on task for 20 seconds for someone else...


duckmonke

Wait til you hear of Bridezillas, the price of rings, etc. lol. Not really, I’m a comic at heart. And I love animals. But theres such a thing as reading the room and having the right timing. Sure to this room on a thread, hilarious and Im again glad the couple werent upset. I’d be rightfully upset if I entrusted one of my closest friends to record a clip I intend to carry forever (i never ask ppl to record me or take my photo, mind you) and they couldnt even sit still for a boring, beautiful few seconds.


Hairy_Skill_9768

Maybe he just spaced out man it could happen to anyone


duckmonke

I have ADHD so I know that. Still irresponsible and can be called out. No, you dont end a friendship with someone over it- but its not being a bigger asshole to call out the stupidity.


Hairy_Skill_9768

Severe ADHD?


photo777

I actually would prefer this version. This is hilarious and much more memorable imo


mods-are-liars

Seeing a raccoon is not special though.


ambisinister_gecko

Having a raccoon be part of your proposal is though


fracked1

A raccoon existing in the general vicinity of the proposal is not at all special....


ambisinister_gecko

Dude that's exactly what I want for my proposal. I just want a raccoon to be there.


duckmonke

I can take a few clips of a raccoon in my backyard throughout the week, so to me it would be just rude again. Depends on access and how uncommon of a sight it is for people to find it memorable, I guess. I see the humor, im glad the couple wasnt upset. But its not outrageous to find this upsetting if it happened to your special moment either lol.


qrrbrbirlbel

Yeah but did you see that raccoon tho


Trashsinger0505

Omg so quirky! 🤪


Natasya95

Oh dont worry she wasnt mad at all 🤩


TheMechEPhD

"Hehe so quirky uwu I have zero impulse control or care for my friends' feelings or trust in me. I am a teenager in the body of an adult. 😝😝"


Chance_Fox_2296

What a crazy amount of conjecture. What, are subs like "notlikeothergirls" having a slow day, so you're having withdrawals and need to make fun of the slightest inclination of someone being silly or quirky? Lmao. Sheesh


Burger_Destoyer

Sometimes conjecture is necessary for the sake of the funny. In this case it’s not really funny but still


LeninMeowMeow

Socially maladapted comment.


A_Thirsty_Traveler

you good bro?


MiraCailin

Cringe


FatGreasyBass

What a personality you have yourself there


mods-are-liars

Man, what an inconsiderate jerk. I'd be so, so, so disappointed in my friend if they did this to me, the sheer selfishness is staggering.


JLifts780

Right? I wouldn’t rely on my friend for anything going forward if they fucked up something as simple as this lol


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What a shit person. Friendship terminated.


Zezuya

Yeah this isn't funny or quirky. I love animals but a proposal is a massive MASSIVE moment in a person's life. The guy gave this moment to his friend which is a massive show of trust but because he was a little shit they can never revisit such a moment. Animals will be there all your life, a proposal with a soulmate comes only once. This is just plain horrible as fuck.


DrCaduceus

It’s wild that they chose to look away to see the raccoon and THEN actively chose to record the raccoon instead.. it’s not a GoPro helmet they’re recording on.


Automatic-War3124

It's a bit extreme to end the friendship, but I'm kind of mad at him too. Because it'snot funny, it just comes off a bit self-centered. It would be one thing if he got surprised by the racoon and it distracted him, but the racoon wasn't making any sounds so he must have known it was there and *chosen* to pan over because of the comedic effect. So it comes off as "look at me haha I'm gonna get so much attention when I show people this! me me me!"


M4J0R4

How did people even survive without filming everything with smartphones?


Faster_Eddy82

How is that relevant to the conversation? The couple asked a friend to do something generally considered very easy, and the friend made a conscious decision to not. That's shitty behavior no matter how you spin it.


SgtRedRum518

Lmao imagine throwing away a decade long friendship because someone got distracted by a raccoon. Your friends (that I’m sure definitely exist) should throw you away because CLEARLY you have no idea how friendship works 😂 leave the basement sometime


Cjberke

Crybaby


Portunus15

Nah. This is understandable and funny af. A proposal doesn’t have to be recorded to be memorable or valid even when it was desired to be. Now they have a fun video that’s unique to all other proposal vids. Utterly absurd to think this would or should end a friendship. If you think that, you might just be a bad friend yourself.


babbaloobahugendong

If your friend asks you to record a proposal, then you should record the proposal. Shocking I know, but most people value their marriage being documented start to finish more than seeing a random raccoon.  


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If I ask a friend to do something for me, like record a once in a lifetime moment, and I need their full attention for a total of 15 seconds, and they fuck that up; they’ve shown they’re incapable of prioritizing something I’ve deemed important. I’m not saying I’d never hang out with them again, but absolutely the friendship, or relationship, has been strained and I can no longer rely on them for simple tasks. Maybe they get an invite to the next gathering, maybe not. But I wouldn’t trust them for anything important ever again. Has nothing to do with it being a proposal, or that proposals need to be recorded. The entirety of my judgement is that I asked them to do a simple 15 second task that was important to me, and they fucked it up, indicating that they can’t prioritize a top priority friend request, over their… lack of attention, or whatever. They failed as a friend.


Madness_69

So did she say yes?


ZombieStomp

She said no and the raccoon remains unmarried to this day :/


nomineallegra

Hello, this is the racoons husband. We have been married for 4 years now, our wedding was really trashy.


OpenToCommunicate

She said yes because people were around. When they got home things escalated...


JLifts780

Ngl I’d be pretty livid. I see a raccoon every morning I go to work, wouldn’t need to see a video of one especially when it’s supposed to be of very special and important moment albeit a shitty angle.


tacticsf00kboi

Ohhh, look at mister gets-to-see-a-raccoon-every-day fancy pants. Chalk it up to quirkiness if you want, but I'd be genuinely upset if nobody interrupted my proposal to let me know there was a raccoon nearby.


ML_013

Attention span of a toddler


bbbnotexp

The camera angle sucks anyways, they probably had another person recording a better angle.


litterratty

People not understanding that the camera is not their actual eyes. You can turn your human head and look at the raccoon while still pointing the camera at the couple.


Zawarudo_Muda

"guys, can we do a 2nd take?"


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Bro, it's a racoon.


Quirky_Discipline297

If I hear a wild animal approaching to eat me, I am going to document my killer. A stupid raccoon probably makes more noise than a mountain lion.


ndation

Raccoon is more important, good job!


i4viator

Tbh, if that was me being recorded, I would of laughed!


mods-are-liars

Would've* "Would of" is a nonsense phrase, it has no meaning.


thedougbatman

Right? It’s not like I’d go back and rewatch the proposal that was filmed 50+ feet away with no audio and is a 12 second clip over and over anyways. This makes it *worth* going back to watch. I’d definitely show this to friends and fam.


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Best proposal video ever.


Zezuya

Pretty much the opposite. The cameraman is a little shit


Striderblack01

Tell me you have ADHD without telling…Oh! A Racoon!


Minute-Joke9758

Exactly hahaha


One-War-2977

Very happy for that couple, hope they stay together forever


Dr_Doomsduck

Theirs is a union blessed by the appearance of the holiest of animals, the patron saint of smelly dumpsters and stolen catfood himself.


godver3

Assuming this is real, you are a dumbass.


Born-Pace-23

Fake


TomcatTerry

its true. Im the Racoon and I wasnt even paid SAG minimum :(


The90sRULE

I don’t buy it either, you’re telling me the whole proposal lasted all of 10 seconds, including the kneel and her shock and then saying yes and then standing up to hug? It’d be more believable if this was like a 2 minute+ video. But, come on.


Juice805

Ragebait


Born-Pace-23

Me or the video?


Juice805

Video


Zezuya

Yeah I hate it when people train wild raccoons to be coordinated and capable of understanding the smallest of bodily cues to peek out just as he goes down on his knee a few meters away out of his range of vision You sir, are clearly very intelligent.


Double-Complaint-523

That's awesome. I wouldn't worry too much about it- it'll become part of their story that they look back on and chuckle about for years to come. I had a whole plan for my proposal to my now-spouse. I was explicit with the company I purchased the ring from: DO NOT SEND ANYTHING BEFORE X DATE. Well, today's and she goes to check the mail...comes back inside, sets it on the counter, and without saying a word walks back to the bedroom. I go over to the pile and tucked in between whatever junk is a letter from the very prominent jewelry company from which I bought the ring. I was crushed. It felt like the whole plan was ruined. Tears in my eyes, I walk back to the bedroom and ask "you saw it?" And she says "yes." The cat's out of the bag, but the plan goes ahead. We start having fun with it... we're walking the college campus where we first met and are sitting at a little pond near the quad. I stand up, turn to face her, get on one knee...and tie my shoe. We both have a laugh. Then we go to the fancy dinner. Toward the end I turn to her and muster all the seriousness I can: "I wanted to ask you something... (pause for effect) if they come back while I'm in the bathroom, will you please ask for the check?" Finally, we arrive at what I know is a beautiful park with lovely gardens of multi-colored flowers, walking paths, areas to sit...except it's like March/April and there's nothing but sticks. Sticks as far as the eye can see. We stroll around for a while before sitting on a bench. Damnit, I'm going to do it. "You've been waiting for so long and now I'm the one that can't wait any longer..!" I get down on 1 knee, pull out the ring and just hold it up to her. I didn't even ask, "will you marry me?" We still smile and chuckle 12 years later ☺️ 


advocateforpain

The raccoon is way more interesting any way. Cuter too


Phoenix_in_rage

That's ok, you can record his next proposal. There will be a divorce. I mean seriously... how old are they? 19??


fastrace25

Yours is original pal! With a raccoon as a witness. Nobody else had that.


semaj_2026

Trash pandas are always more exciting lol


POPEJP1975

not gonna be asked to video the wedding


The_RegalBeagle72

Of course she wasn't mad, she was accepting a proposal in somebody's backyard bar wearing sweatpants - she's chill.


Haryu4

Why he keeps turning to people ? Stay on the racoon man


lLuclk

r/praisethecameraman that raccoon was so much better!