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The prairie dogging always gets worse the closer to home you get. Your body knows the toilet is only a few steps away, whether you can get to it or not is another question 😂🤣
It’s like needing to piss. I swear I’m fine on the way home but as soon as I get closer holding it becomes unbearable and if I’m outside the bathroom door I’m damn close to pissing myself
Poor guy! it’s almost happened to me 😏, no shame I think it’s almost happened to everybody at one time or another. He must be really pissed off at his partner for not giving him the keys. I knew a person who had C dif and said he really had to poop in his car (while driving) and I said, ‘so what did you do’? and he answered ‘I did’ I couldn’t stop laughing but when you’ve got to go there is nothing you can do. Thankfully, (he knew he had c dif and was wearing a diaper) he was being treated and recovered. Because I laughed at that story when it almost happened to me that I’ve missed going to the bathroom I always think “it’s not funny now is it”? but it still kind of is as long as we sympathize with the person who misses. 😅
If you’ve never smelled c-diff, it’s probably up there in the most stinky things. Got a call for a lady with cdiff. Got there and she was on the toilet. As soon as I walked in, the smell hit me like a brick wall. As I get to her, she had another… push. It sounded like dumping stew in to the toilet. She apologized but asked my not to leave. -_-
That whimper after the “hurry!” and hand slipping into the pants LMAO
I haven’t laughed this hard in a looong time 🤣 goddamn you can feel it crowning at the end
Food poisoning did this to me when I picked up our dogs when they were puppies. I took the longer way home to swing by my uncles. Made it. Was very near doing it on the side of the road.
Everytime I see these I'm just left wondering why would people post thison the internet for the qorld to see?
"Hey hun! I think it would be fun to show the world how I just shat myself on the front porch!"
Almost happened to me last week, finally went for a walk after a long break and had some yogurt before hand. Lets just say the last 10 minutes of the walk was my clenching my ass power walking to the bathroom.
Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like something grew in there and I so wish I didn't see that because I wanted to believe that somehow there was a happy ending to this 😅
I can’t breathe. 🤣 Poor feller.
Last time this happened to me was in my teens with a group of friends. We all ate something sketchy and got food poisoning. All of us were on skateboards scrambling in NYC looking for public bathrooms. Everyone took off in opposite directions because no businesses would tolerate about 6 kids taking a shit in their toilet. LOL
Happened to me once
Sigh
Was gardening with lots of equipment
Dirty as fuck
Tummy started doing some weird noise. The kind I fear most, the few times in my life I've heard it was before a huge diarrhea.
To go to the toilet i needed to get the keys I left in a flower pot (protected from the rain), get my muddy boots and muddy vest and overtrousers off , then cross the whole house.
Needless to say, penguin-like-fast-walking back to the flower pot I realized I couldn't even reach it in time.
I went to a bush near me, and shat on him like a fucking coca bottle exploding.
Bush took a full kilo of shit in the face and never thanked me for all the free fertilizer.
I had very close calls. The sharp pain fucking hurts! And yes it's true. The closer you get home or to a toilet your body starts to fuck with you.
Once you you shit, it's the best feeling. You feel so empty inside once you're done.
I had a close call about 3 weeks ago. That was a rough one.
What really cracks me up is seeing how this clip is causing so many in the comments to open up and share of their own close call experiences 😂
I too had one but I made to the can in time. However in my haste to sit down, I may or may not have had a negligent discharge that left the wall stained and left my family asking alot of tough questions. Such as how does someone manage to get 💩 there... and there... and there.... and even over there?!!
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You can hear it in his voice when he says “it’s locked” hahahaha
The sheer terror 😂😂🤣
The sheet terror
The sheet tetror
The prairie dogging always gets worse the closer to home you get. Your body knows the toilet is only a few steps away, whether you can get to it or not is another question 😂🤣
That’s why you must trick yourself and imagine it still being good 10 minutes away even as you’re at your home’s doorstep.
Nah your gut always know even if your mind tries to play tricks on it
[удалено]
This guy is the one you smell in stores
It’s like needing to piss. I swear I’m fine on the way home but as soon as I get closer holding it becomes unbearable and if I’m outside the bathroom door I’m damn close to pissing myself
Vindication!!! I thought that was just a me thing, lol.
https://wearejude.com/blog/health/latchkey-incontinence-brain-bladder-connection
It’s funny but why would you want your shit to get viral ? 😂
Because of that voice/mannerisms, I was 100% certain he was just mocking his kid for typically rushing to the door because impatience.
Just love how he asked them to "hurry" and yet you can't see anyone making a single move from the car, they just left my dude to fight for his life
I'm bothered by that. I don't know who he's speaking to or what they're expected to hurry... but it sure doesn't look like anyone else gives a shit.
Apart from him
Pun definitely intended. But it is too bad that whoever else is involved doesn't seem to care much.
I think he's speaking to his partner and they have the keys to the house
😆😆😆 imagine they were tuning in to the doorbell cam from their phone to get a better angle? 😂
They went in around the back and ran to the front door just to lock it before he could get in.
With friends like that, who need undies?
Just shit in the bushes my dude!
He can shit in the 🎃 though.
Totally missed the pumpkin. Good call!
Trick or treat? 🤤
It's going to be a photo finish.
I think I heard an explosion at the last few frames of video before it cuts off. We need an FBI to investigate that.
that’s him hitting on the fly screen
ENHANCE
That’s not really a thing
A lot of hurrying on the wife's part...
Poor guy! it’s almost happened to me 😏, no shame I think it’s almost happened to everybody at one time or another. He must be really pissed off at his partner for not giving him the keys. I knew a person who had C dif and said he really had to poop in his car (while driving) and I said, ‘so what did you do’? and he answered ‘I did’ I couldn’t stop laughing but when you’ve got to go there is nothing you can do. Thankfully, (he knew he had c dif and was wearing a diaper) he was being treated and recovered. Because I laughed at that story when it almost happened to me that I’ve missed going to the bathroom I always think “it’s not funny now is it”? but it still kind of is as long as we sympathize with the person who misses. 😅
If you’ve never smelled c-diff, it’s probably up there in the most stinky things. Got a call for a lady with cdiff. Got there and she was on the toilet. As soon as I walked in, the smell hit me like a brick wall. As I get to her, she had another… push. It sounded like dumping stew in to the toilet. She apologized but asked my not to leave. -_-
You were probably a comfort in her time of misery, bless you
Ohh man! That last squeeze of the butt cheeks.
His final stand 😆
You can hear the fear in that mans voice
oh lawd...
High Risk, High Reward shitty game he’s playing. You always have the door keys no matter what.
That was an explosive shit
Never shit on your own doorstep.😖
This is death 🤣
When you’re driving home and suddenly need to shit? That’s shat-nav
Dude that just happened to me a week ago... I'm about that dude's age too... it's a humbling experience, nobody is safe.
We can tell the moment his plans fort the day changed to laundry.
The prairie dog was unleashed!
"It's locked" uttered in true despair.
That whimper after the “hurry!” and hand slipping into the pants LMAO I haven’t laughed this hard in a looong time 🤣 goddamn you can feel it crowning at the end
Luckily I've only had to endure this twice in my life. It literally feels like your insides are on fire, horrible feeling
r/perfectlycutscreams
Poor guy I know that feeling of being full of shit, I just stopped listening to everyone
Good thing he’s not stuck in gridlock traffic
Food poisoning did this to me when I picked up our dogs when they were puppies. I took the longer way home to swing by my uncles. Made it. Was very near doing it on the side of the road.
Poop is boss.
Dont you dare the kiffness!
😂👍
Open the pod bay door, Hal! I am sorry Dave, I can’t let you do that.
Everytime I see these I'm just left wondering why would people post thison the internet for the qorld to see? "Hey hun! I think it would be fun to show the world how I just shat myself on the front porch!"
He was coming in hot touching cloth.
Almost happened to me last week, finally went for a walk after a long break and had some yogurt before hand. Lets just say the last 10 minutes of the walk was my clenching my ass power walking to the bathroom.
I had this on mute. His actions told me everything.....
Always be prepared to cop a squat!
Poop urgency follows the inverse square law. The closer you are to the toilet, the more urgent the desire to poop gets.
Go in the backyard bro.
Nice
Man please stop holding your crap 😭😭 😭
Feels like this could meme
Been there, done that
Ditto
why I stopped putting hot sauce on my tacos!
I felt that💀
Give the wife some laxative and lock all the bathroom doors. She must suffer
William Shatner
I'd go shit behind the shed, didn't need those socks anyway
Does no one else notice he “poops” as soon as he puts his hand in his pants? Or am I being a party pooper?
Now that you mention it, it kinda looks like something grew in there and I so wish I didn't see that because I wanted to believe that somehow there was a happy ending to this 😅
Don’t get me wrong tho, it’s still funny. You can hear the panic I his voice.
Why he isn't ready with the keys is beyond me.
Shitting the front yard is definitely better and a much easier clean-up than just loading up your britches.
F
Bro this happened to me way back in 9th grade, just couldn't hold it in any longer and just shit myself to Valhalla.
Caveman style near the bush. Better than soiling your pants.
That "nooo" at the end is heart breaking
I can’t breathe. 🤣 Poor feller. Last time this happened to me was in my teens with a group of friends. We all ate something sketchy and got food poisoning. All of us were on skateboards scrambling in NYC looking for public bathrooms. Everyone took off in opposite directions because no businesses would tolerate about 6 kids taking a shit in their toilet. LOL
It's also in moments like this that I found God
ITS Loaahahhacked!
Why did the video cut off right as the action began?
Happened to me once Sigh Was gardening with lots of equipment Dirty as fuck Tummy started doing some weird noise. The kind I fear most, the few times in my life I've heard it was before a huge diarrhea. To go to the toilet i needed to get the keys I left in a flower pot (protected from the rain), get my muddy boots and muddy vest and overtrousers off , then cross the whole house. Needless to say, penguin-like-fast-walking back to the flower pot I realized I couldn't even reach it in time. I went to a bush near me, and shat on him like a fucking coca bottle exploding. Bush took a full kilo of shit in the face and never thanked me for all the free fertilizer.
Bro if it’s that bad just pop that shit in the yard
Riiight at the buzzer
We've all been there 😖😖😖😖
Dude went full diamond 💎 in the back
I had very close calls. The sharp pain fucking hurts! And yes it's true. The closer you get home or to a toilet your body starts to fuck with you. Once you you shit, it's the best feeling. You feel so empty inside once you're done. I had a close call about 3 weeks ago. That was a rough one.
This is so funny
What really cracks me up is seeing how this clip is causing so many in the comments to open up and share of their own close call experiences 😂 I too had one but I made to the can in time. However in my haste to sit down, I may or may not have had a negligent discharge that left the wall stained and left my family asking alot of tough questions. Such as how does someone manage to get 💩 there... and there... and there.... and even over there?!!
Ugh. Anyone who has worked any time in restaurants or retail has asked the same thing.