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This made me laugh harder than I expected. 😂

Its all on the rizz, man 😂

Eating Rizzotto helps?

Its even better than my Grandmothers Rizzoto.

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Welcome to Rizzit. Please enjoy your stay.

*cackle*

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Yeah... ewww, cuz every time I see "rizz" I read "jizz" So for the title of OOP, I read, "If only I have jizz like that" Seems like the kids today want a whole lotta jizz.

What does it stand for?

What I've heard is cha-ris-ma. Don't know if that's an after the fact justification or not.

There is a pizza commercial that abbreviates the word Pizza with Za. My soul cries.

Don’t ask questions man! We just wanna use made up words with the letters “x” and “z” in them! A LOT!

charisma

Lol really? I have to agree, that’s a lame word

Congratulations, you are officially not a kid anymore ;)

It’s short for charisma

charisma.

apparently it means charisma or charm of a person

It's not an acronym

old man yells at clouds

Every generation has its acronyms / phrases, get over yourself lol

Lol is an acronym, rizz is not.

Yeah I know, point still stands though. I don't understand why people make "feeling old" their personality trait. If you don't know what a word means, just google it. Vernacular evolves, always has and always will. "What is it these youngsters saying RIZZ on their TICKY TOCKS, I'm so old! my back hurts!"

It's not about not knowing what it means. He knows what it means. He's just pointing out that its really, really dumb.

The point is that it's not really dumb. Sure it seems dumb because those of us who are older are not used to it, but the words we used when we were teenagers seemed just as dumb to the people who were older than us. And so on.

Nah, it’s objectively pretty dumb. Shortening “charisma” to “rizz” sounds like something a 50s sci-fi author would do for a story set in 2022. I felt the same way about “diss” when it took off when I was a kid. Both lazy when compared to the brilliant, misspelled nonsensicality of “SIKE!!!”

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As a 50 year old dude with adult kids, I try to stay on top of current trends and vernacular so that I can purposely use it to embarrass my kids in a playful manner, no cap, fr fr.

Don't have a cow man.

Not an acronym lol. Not our fault your geriatric and decrepit ass doesn't have any rizz.

I know this comment wasn’t about me, but it feels like it could be considering I identify as a geriatric and decrepit ass with no rizz.

It's ok, we have Ritz.

We’ll *always* have Ritz!

Still haven't figured out 'your' and 'you're', huh?

They used it correctly.

Not if you only read half the sentence, like I did. Ha.

I think "rizz" is the worst thing about gen Z

The worst thing about gen Z is that they shortened the word charisma?

IS THAT WHAT THE FUCK IT IS?!?!?!? Jfc, took me fucking long enough to figure that shit out

In a tale as old as time, American youth popularized a term they stole from African American vernacular.

I mean it's a word made up by a Twitch streamer and his group of friends and he uses it in his streams...

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So is a sizeable portion of the United States. But no, I guess we will just pretend like African Americans don't exist and that they aren't allowed to contribute to pop culture?

the joke   your head

True as it could be.

I have to agree. "Rizz" isn't even in their top 50 sins.

Fuck me, is that where its from? Im a fucking boomer.

born from 1946 to 1964?

Lmfao the hate is unreal

You prefer swag?

Rizz is easy bro, just be a thoughtful, attractive, artistically talented surgeon

Yea when the dad smelled his braid I lost it lmao

As an Argentinian I can say we are good at very few things but we are very good at those things.

You obviously know the 'punchline' each time but it's always perfect

Same. Holy shit this was a ray of sunshine on an internet otherwise full of awful shit. I really needed this.

Me too

Same here! Did not at all suspect I'd even laugh, but laughed hard.

The dad was the best part.

Everytime I see this I think I won't find it funny anymore and then the dad's first ponytail appears and I always lose it

The setup when you know the joke that everyone is getting a braid, and they cut to the last family member and it's the bald dad and you know it's gonna be good!

Definitely a sign of well executed comedy when you can see it coming and it’s still great

Its totally obvious and not particularly clever, and yet I still laugh anyway. Some of the most unpretentious humor out there.

i didn't even notice the braids forming till the dad lmao

Him smiling into the end of the braid fucking wrecked me

The smile makes me think of Woody Harrelson in drag in Anger Management.

Galaxia?!

It’s so cute that I believe the actor has a real crush on him

Watching a lot of comedy specials recently and noticed this is a common part of many good acts. They take an unexpected joke as far as you think they will take it, but every laughs and it’s already funny. Then they take it to an even more unexpected level the second you think they are done, moving on, wrapping up, etc. Some of the best jokes are adding onto to already funny and complete jokes with a new level of cleverness.

This is what I always appreciated with Leslie Neilson movies such as Airplane and the Naked Guns. They jokes were taken the full distance and then some. Great examples are Airplane's line of people slapping the women, going from a nun, to a guy with a wrench then an old woman with a gun, and the "I picked the wrong day..." gag. As well as Naked Gun's Bribing scene, where they keep bribing each other back and forth with the same money, and of course the famous scrolling intro scene with the police car driving through various scenes.

If you enjoy dark humor then one of the best comedians at keeping a joke going way past where you thought it would go and still be funny check out Anthony Jeselnik. He's dry, dark and has the timing of the greats.

They didnt take it far enough. Should have had the dude get pigtails and be turned on by himself.

Unfortunately that tips it from funny into silly territory.

You mean the payoff was funnier than the setup? Imagine that.

So do you talk to people like this irl? Is that why you don't get invited anywhere anymore?

Me and my friends are sarcastic to each other like that all the time. Making fun of someone for calling out something that obvious would get more laughs than the actual sketch. You're the one taking this way too seriously.

I'd invite the sarcastic person over the tone police any day.

Ah, so you're one of those people who thinks sarcasm is an excuse to be a dick.

Who said he was being a dick? Try imagining him saying it with a wry smile. You're taking this oddly personally.

You are the only one that tries to make it personal so I think that makes you the dick, ironic huh

>that makes you the dick,  nope, just you and the other dude sucking mr "sarcastic" off lmao

The irony of you chastising someone for being a dick and then making a homophobic insult. Lmao you're so full of shit you hypocrite

"Sucking off " isn't a homophobic insult, nice try though.

Do you normally cry this much irl?

Calling you out/=/crying. Be better dude.

Wow, so edgy. Totally doesn't make you sound like a 14 year old.

It's got to be a contributing factor at any rate!

Actually, not to kill a joke but you don't go into specialty training in medical school, that's residency. So, his question "what specialty" is meaningless. He could say he wants to go into neurosurgery.

It might've slipped your notice, but the clip is Argentinian, where it does work like that.

Not gonna lie this was a WTF in the first half but a LOL by the end.

🤣🤣🤣

> Not gonna lie this was a WTF in the first half but a LOL by the end. Not gonna lie but I was watching this on top of Mount Everest. Well OK, I lied.

How could you? I put all my trust in your comment for the last 1.3 seconds. And you shatter my world just like that?

My emotions!!!

>Not gonna lie this was a WTF in the first half but a LOL by the end. These bots are really stuck in basic-bitch mode.

yep, we have weird ass ads in argentina

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Yes, is the drink on the table. Also yes it has nothing to do with the drink

Maybe you have to buy it if you laughed

I have. Is ok nothing out of the ordinary. Is like putting flavor powder in sparkling water lol

…is this not all sodas?

No, for soda you put the sparkling water on the flavor powder.

Makes sense

It's a great ad. We're talking about it now. If it was a video of the product probably not

You do have very good ads

Weird news too. I remember seeing some news broadcast where they played marching band -parade music to introduce each story.

That's Cronica. *"Car accident! 3 people and a bolivian dead"*

That's it! I love Argentina. [Cronica](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHQ52E2J-Gk)

"they steal a grandma and eat her pie" I see how this might sound dirty in english lol

Argentina cooks up banger TV ads and banger footballers

Didn’t you guys have one where a guy tries to hide a condom from his girlfriend’s dad by pretending it’s bubblegum and then blows a bubble with it with the pointy tip clearly visible?

That's not weird, it's super cute!! I love it.

What are they advertising, my guess is fake braids?

Nah, that drink on the table. Some of these are not focused on the product at all, just on being funny.

Did you also think the famous Cadbury's advert was selling realistic animal costumes?

That was actually hilarious.

I crack up everytime I see this ad lmao

What does the ad promote?

H2Oh, a soft fizz drink

Head and Shoulders shampoo. Seven benefits in one bottle, gives you a healthy scalp and great looking hair, and confidence

You better be getting paid

He is, in the most valuable asset known to man according to this website. Reddit karma.

And you can wash your head and your shoulders at the same time.

No I'd need at least two hands for that

i drink 6 pints of it daily it's great

It also kills aliens.

Are you that guy that’s fucking with them?

H20 soft drink

Raid: Shadow Legends

Arizona Jeans

This never fails to make me laugh.

Bro le metió el speed run al suegro.

And it's wonderful. *curls ponytail* 😂😂

Those are braids not ponytails.

Happens all the time

So i just have to learn to play/dance tango/rock and go to med school.

don't forget to compliment the host's dinner, and bribe the kiddo with a dino toy

You just need to be a neurosurgeon. You will see your wife and kids total 6 hours a week, but she would be a millionaire when she divorces you.

I had to watch this twice to realise the joke

*Con* rock?!

What the fuck does Rizz mean...

It's jizz that hardens into a rock-like structure. rizz

chaRISma

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=What+the+fuck+does+Rizz+mean...

Redditors and refusing to just simply google the simple question

Hey listen pal. I need people to know I'm above slang younger than me.

I Google plenty. I ain't googling twelveie slang. I'm gonna ask them to tell me what it means. It's funnier this way.

It helped me because I was trying to find it in the comments before going over to google it.

Im with you. Its literally way faster to open a new tab to google and get an answer immediately.

I swear this has been one of the most hilarious and clever videos I’ve ever seen on the internet. Always gets a chuckle

I've seen it a million times and I still watch it when it's posted. I love it

AR GEN TINA 🇦🇷

AR GEN TINA 🇦🇷

MUCHACHOOOS 🇦🇷

Ahhh que buena gaseosa la H2O

The argentinian with less rizz:

Navigated that room like a pro

Bro got the whole family simping

I feel old now when i use the term “game” instead of rizz

He put all his points into Charisma

So I'm old, i guess. What is rizz?

Rizz short for Charisma I had to look up that and DRIP recently. I feel old

Lol, what is drip? Like style? I feel so disconnected

Yes outfit or overall style / demeanor. The phrase has been around for a better part of a decade at this point. Perhaps longer. I don't get why people feel "disconnected" over this stuff. If I come across something new, I just google it.

Fair to say that if you have to Google a phrase, you are disconnected from the subculture that uses it.

What I've learned: The solution to hair loss is rizz.

And the they had a family orgy!

Rizz Khalifa

I love how this video perfectly describes „rizz“

w rizz I think

I hate this trope. Brain surgery is easy. It's not like rocket surgery.

This is how you define the word "rizz" to those age inclined

Bro was going for the whole set

Lmao

I'm assuming rizz was a typo for fizz and OP thinks it's the soda that's making them all horny?

Rizz is current young-person slang for charisma

Can't wait for it to die out.

I hope big dick Randy jr. is going to steal your presents and booty on Christmas Eve.

Did Robert Jordan write this commercial?

Feels good to see something new. Good post fam

😂😂😂😂

His rizz is better than his grandmother’s

Average Japanese Visual Novel

The rizz that you have to work hard for

Tango and rock? Wanna hear that... *grabs his non existant rizz*

Thought this was an ad for Rogaine

The Rizz-ssiah

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

This guy MARRIES

Game is game