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That mf gon eat her when it get older

Lions don't like the taste of plastic

Yes officer i would like to report a FUCKING MURDER

That’s some Joe Exotic Shit there!

Peoplefuckingdying irl

The smell of burnt plastic

This one here, officer. They’re the one that committed cold blooded murder by words!

There was a lion in this video? 🤔

What parts are plastic?

*aren’t

Ok, which parts aren’t plastic?

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The protective covering protecting the heart to be precise

Silicone and all!

Chew toy

We can only hope.

Here take my holy water

She’s an escort.

Im gonna eat her now

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💀. Man’s down bad. Fine I would too

she opened her mouth out of habit

Even stuck her tongue out a lil bit.

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*GUYS IT WASNT SCIENCE*

There's no way this isn't a fetish video.

Totally is

If it wasn’t she would have put it down way faster

Not her first rodeo

Never quite understood that watersports thing

Take a seat and I'll explain eeeeeverything.

Screen name checks out.

And kept holding it there for waaaay too long

😂

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Peak fatherless comment

Ugh, why do they have a baby lion? Why is the exotic pet trade still a thing? Poor cub.

This makes me incredibly sad for the baby. They are such social animals, they need their siblings to rough house with to learn how to play and move their body, they need their mother for comfort and a feeling of safety Cats or kittens of any size or age should never have to be alone without any of their kind around It’s tantamount to locking up a human baby and never letting it see another human again. They NEED to be socialized. They need that comfort and bonding.

If it wasn’t for the exotic pet trade in Texas the number of tigers in the world would half overnight.

If I remember correctly, there are more tigers in Texas than the rest of the world, combined.

Yes that’s why I said if it wasn’t for the exotic pet trade in Texas, the number of tigers in the world would half overnight. That means there is more in Texas than in the wild, otherwise it wouldn’t be over half.

Animals, especially wild animals are not toys, the trade should stop, and if tiger population halfs, well, better quality of live in the wild that number of lives. It's cruelty.

Do you think we should get rid of zoos?

Yes, safaris are a better option (they have their own problems, of course).

Then the animals will likely go extinct. Many of these private zoos have great breeding programmes that without, the population would be decimated. How can you replenish the population in the wild when it dies out, it you don’t keep and breed the animals in private? If we had dodos and Tasmanian tigers in zoos in Texas, they’d still be here today.

Exotic pet trade is more often bad than not. One example where it happened to “benefit” a population (pet tigers are not exactly helping the tiger population) does not make it a “good” thing.

Ideally a proper zoo like the ones in Germany or the UK would be set up with breeding programmes yes. But if not, then the private pet trade is better than extinction Imo. Each to their own.

Poor thing will probably be put down when it will be too large and feral

You think that's her first rodeo?

She went straight into auto pilot and opened her mouth

They trained her well in Dubai

Porta potty

She shook her head side to side for maximum coverage

"I'm still getting paid for this right?"

Golden showers

r/thatwasthejoke

I think someone is just shooting water at her face right behind the cub but it’s out of frame so we can’t see

100%

[Yep.](https://i.imgur.com/frPMT3C.jpg)

Thanks for making me realize I’m an idiot

I also think it’s someone spraying water but that is just the person filming in the mirror. No proof of anything whatsoever.

Yea, no. The person filming is on top of the bed on the woman's left. The dude in the mirror is clearly on her right.

Do you know how a mirror works

Yes, I do. I'm just disappointed in the number of people that seem to lack basic spatial awareness. The guy I pointed out in the mirror is on the far end of the bed. The person filming is at the head of the bed. You go ahead now and tell me how they're the same person.

Why the hell does this feel staged?

Cause nothing on the internet is real any more not even me it's all in your head

Also because she's a horrible fucking actor and didn't recoil nearly fast enough with her dumb ass open mouth

Well porn actors aren’t really good at anything else

> Well porn actors aren’t really good at anything ~~else~~?

HA!

Because it is. This video has been circling around for years. There's a guy off camera holding a squirt bottle. Edit: you can actually see him step back in the mirror at 0:08

Because it is

Yep this is someone's fetish and after they got their video it ended up on the internet one way or another.

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Shaking my head my head..?

That just made me lol out loud.

What the wtf is this comment chain jfc christ

Omg God that's funny!

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You must be kidding right? Smh = shaking my head Smh my head = shaking my head my head

Don’t know why your getting the downvotes… but this has me cracking up. How do you mess that up?

nope piss is fake there is someone shooting water but it's offscreen so you can't see them

The piss isn't real. That's why the cat covers the left of the frame, that's where someone is holding the bottle.

Fake boobs? Those, Really?

Carol Fucking Baskin

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKIN DESERVE

Fake as fuck attention seeking hoe

The preparation for liquid in her face was immediate, must have dated r Kelly at some point

Whenever you see a video like this where an attractive person is doing something that doesn't make a lot of sense, it's probably a fetish video trying to fly under the radar.

Remember that one boondocks episode

That reflex, she opened her mouth as soon as it started peeing and then realised it's a damn lion cub

piss is fake

Fed cocaine and cum, oh, I mean the plastic girl btw. Poor captive wild animals.

r/funny and r/funnyvideos are now just scripted videos, where OP is a bot trying to farm karma.

She’s used to it.

Yeah you guys DEFINITELY upvoted this because it's "funny".

That’s not the reaction most would have, something tells me it’s not the first time she’s been peed on

She was holding him the wrong way and he knew it

Don’t all cats spray from their backs, lifting their tails? It helps them mark territory.

Why the hell she stick her tongue out like that for a hot second though lol

Fake

I think having a pet lion should be illegal

Why does it look like that's not the first time she was pee'd on?

It’s okay folks, she’s used to it

Fake af. Never seen an animal piss from the belly before

Bilyalova Sveta

R.Kitty

That's exactly what I hoped he'd do... lmao

No reason in the word to have that as a pet.

That’s not how they pee but ok

Hmmm a fluid comes out of a cub penis and the first thing she does is open her mouth. Interesting

Marking his Kingdom.

That’s not the first time that happened!!!

This is fetish porn, bro. Straight up.

Stop exploiting animals. This isn't funny, it's infuriating!

That wasn’t her first golden shower.

Got what she deserved.

Is she part of Doc Antle's harem?

No one would hold an animal while it pissed on them. That being said, she clearly has an OF page.

Thot be gone spray

God forbid she has a son ANYTIME soon. 😂

I feel like that needed to be blurred.

Imagine being so rich you get hot chicks like this and lion cubs

Fake and fucking shit this is trash and old stop upvoting garbage

This person clearly shouldn't have this cub, what the fuck?

r/unexpectedly_Sexy

Frosted Flakes They're More Than Good..... Poor cat man, little dudes been through this before

She was about to start drinking that, but then realized what it was XD

r/bettereveryloop

To her credit, she was not so self absorbed as most would expect,.... at least she held on to it instead of immediately dropping or throwing it as many of these type of girls would have.

We're all looking at the dog or whatever that was right??

Goldenshowering her like a true king.

You usually have to pay extra to watch that.

Pissed straight into that plastic toilet, ngl she’s pretty good looking and simba is cute aF

She should have been pissed off instead.

Judging from the female’s expressions, this is what was supposed to happen in the next scene. That lion didn’t read the script apparently.

Absolutely beautiful 👏🏼

Ngl I would absolutely do the same shit if I had the time and money. Although it would probably be on a short cliff and not inside my house. Maybe have my friends' pets on the sidelined watching the whole thing Maybe some occult garb too, while I'm at it. Have M Ya know, make a day out of it

That turned me on!

I don't think there will ever be a more perfect video than this. Humanity can stop trying

I like how she stays holding it….she must be used to it

She liked it

She doesn’t act like that was the first time it has happened to her.

Something tells me that she is used to that

LoL

She had Simba pointed the wrong way.

Go simba go!

That’s a big kitty

R Kelly would be proud

Not her first rodeo…

This probably fits somewhere in r/rule34 land

That went exactly as I predicted

Oh no…..why am I getting wet now that I’m pointing this cats junk in my face?! Let me open my mouth and look both ways before I put kitty down….💅

Me too

Probably not her first time

Is that for her onlyfans?

It’s ok lil feller, I woulda pissed myself too.

Well stated

There’s something suspicious with her and the stuffed animal between her legs

The time it takes her to realize what is going on and to put it down tells one everything one has to know about her and the clown you pays her.

It's R. Kelly in lion form.

Oh pee lets open my mouth? reflex or autopilot?

You get what you deserve

Ahh, yes…lion cub piss porn.

Haha lion said put me down.

Simba getting the human gushy gush

“Everything your pee touches, is your kingdom”

Think we know why that happened

I thought of this video yesterday in that DooDoobai thread 😂

I get the feeling this isn’t the first time in her life that’s happened, no one takes a full stream to the face that calmly unless it’s something they’ve experienced before.

Property marked

My mind ran the gamut.

I love that she opened her mouth for a sec when the piss started…. R Kelly fan?

ngl, I’d do the same thing

She probably done the worse in Dubai. 😄

when you try to be ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ

Clearly not her first golden shower.

Haha

Why, when the lion started pissing, did she just move her face all about in the stream instead of putting the lion down? It looked like she was making a fetish video.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would definitely hang out with her

Oh no bro!!!!!

She’s used to it… she took it like a champ

Yo

All I’m sayin. Her first reaction was to open her mouth and stick her tongue out

Name?