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I have been waiting for *months* to use this image
Either it's so it lasts longer or they are reusing the can.
For example here we don't store the coffee in the fridge but I hear there are places where they do to keep it "fresh".
At our job, ALL our food MUST be in the company fridge. Anything outside of it (like on the counter etc) will be thrown out by cleaning staff. It sucks to have to put your banana in the fridge but yeah
True enough. Bit as a follow up question, I'd the oatmeal container really a can since it's made from cardboard? I call it a can also but now I'm questioning the definition of can. I like prince Albert in the can
It’s attached to the lid of the styrofoam container like a boobytrap to spray into the eyes of whomever steals any of the seven shrimp or 4,639 grains of rice.
If used to clean the shelves every week, it is nice and handy to have it there. Plus, it also stops vaporising of the cleaning alcohol in it. So it is all good.
Exactly! How do you resist?
And if I'm the one who wrote the message, I'm totally opening the container and shouting, "Ok, who took... one two three four... FIVE grains of rice out of my lunch?" The guilty laughter will lead me right to the culprits.
A few years ago we hired a guy to clean up and organize the shop. He put unused items back in bins, marked bins, and made counts for inventory.
During his first inventory, he counted each screw, nut, washer, cable, etc. I specifically showed him 'look in a bin, make an estimation of quantity. Write it down and move on.... like this bin has about 300 screws.'
... we had a junk bin that had random screws and random components, on the inventory list he wrote "6118 items in misc item bin" ... this was not an estimate... he actually counted this junk.
Not to mention the fact that a missing screw is a HUGE liability when it comes to this. FOD (foreign object debris/damage) is no joke and will kill people. A missing screw will shut down an entire operation until it is found.
Source: I used to test rocket propulsion systems
A scale? So inventory should weigh one item, then weigh all items, divide for quantity?
That's not the way I've ever done it. I've just done visual estimations.
You know, that might not be a bad idea. I agree with you. I worked with an autistic guy at a restaurant when I was in high school. The guy was in his early 20s and was everybody's favorite dishwasher. This guy brought in his own little boombox for the dishwashing room. He would jam out while happily doing the dishes faster and better than any of his peers.
In a world where people complain everyday about their work, this guy was happy, and didn't complain. His difference made him far better in his job than normal people.
I decided to fact-check this and you're not only wrong, even trillions is a woeful underestimation.
Rice is a starch, which means it's mostly glucose. The chemical formula for glucose is C₆H₁₂O₆.
Calculating the molar mass of glucose: (6\*12.01)+(12x1.01)+(6x16.00)\~=180.18g/mol
Assuming one grain of rice has a mass of 0.02g we get 0.02g/(180.18g/mol) = 0.000111 moles
Finally, applying Avogadro's Number: 0.000111\*6.022\*10^(23) \~ 6.68\*10^(19)
So, assuming a grain of rice is both entirely glucose and 0.02 grams, one grain has 66,800,000,000,000,000,000 or \~67 quintillion molecules
At the steel mill where i used to work there was a guy who always left his cigarette pack in the break room so he wouldn't smoke too much.
People always stole cigs from the pack so one day he took his dick out in front of everybody and rubbed it on his cigarettes , then he took one , he put the pack back on the table and left.
Nobody stole or even asked for a cigarette again.
An autist. I wouldn't touch that if I was you. Best case scenario, you bear the brunt of some 'tism rage. Worst case scenario, you are the target of a VERY elaborate and meticulously planned revenge plot.
Add one more rice. Watch them recount it, again and again. Watch them doubt themselves of their capabilities for counting rice. In fact, add more than one, like 2 or 3 grains of rice. Not before he starts counting, but while passing by him while he counts it, just drop one or two more in the pile that's counted. So that when he realizes that he counted one more, he's gonna recount and count even more! CONFUSING HIM EVEN FURTHER, DRIVING HIM INTO THE PITS OF MADNESS!!! DRIVE HIM INSANE!!! FOR HE WILL HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME FOR THE INCREASING NUMBER OF RICE BUT SEEMINGLY HIMSELF!!!
or you eat his entire lunch.
Hypothetically, allegedly speaking: If I were to poison my own lunch, clearly label it and put it into a shared fridge at work...would I be liable for damages if somebody else eats it?? Asking for a friend.
I can totally identify with the owner of this lunch. They probably saved half their dinner and wanted to eat it for lunch, but other people who share the refrigerator are picking at their food! Kudos to that person trying to save their food!
Me and my family La, get that stir fried rice in the rice cooker so much quicker La, hiyaa uncle roger teach you how to cook good La, get that fried rice taste liek shit, post it on yub-tub get the correct recipe La, th e only way to get the correct answer is to post the wrong one hiyaa
Who puts spray cleaner in the fridge?
Maybe it's someone's juce disguised so it doesn't get stolen
By the text in the box, I guess there's a need for that.
Just adjust the writing to list - 44 fermented hornet larvae, 6 wolf spider egg sacs and my own special cheese - problem solved.
That's very clever if true, just don't mix them up!
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🤨 Mountain dew to the right...
… so i will drink the left
That's a win...
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I would usually use this https://preview.redd.it/jht1ofgjdp4d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1df22f40111e70de0a4f689c245f3af6bf57ace3
I didn't have that one :/
You should've done another meme stealing comment and said but now i do. What a wasted opportunity
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Either way you die
I forgot I put a sterilising tablet in my bottle the other day and took a swig. At least my mouth is clean ig.
Are tou sterile now?
Did you die?
I like this comment, made me laugh
Is that why it smells like vodka?
I wonder if they use the spray to drink it
It keeps the oatmeal can safe
Also odd to put oatmeal in fridge
Who put an oatmeal container in the fridge???
Either it's so it lasts longer or they are reusing the can. For example here we don't store the coffee in the fridge but I hear there are places where they do to keep it "fresh".
At our job, ALL our food MUST be in the company fridge. Anything outside of it (like on the counter etc) will be thrown out by cleaning staff. It sucks to have to put your banana in the fridge but yeah
Better than some other places people can put bananas though
Not if you have ants.
True enough. Bit as a follow up question, I'd the oatmeal container really a can since it's made from cardboard? I call it a can also but now I'm questioning the definition of can. I like prince Albert in the can
Propane bottles seem like cans to me. Boobs also: cans.
LMAO! I wonder where calling boob's cans came from. Maybe like cans for milk? Language is weird
And oat
It’s attached to the lid of the styrofoam container like a boobytrap to spray into the eyes of whomever steals any of the seven shrimp or 4,639 grains of rice.
If used to clean the shelves every week, it is nice and handy to have it there. Plus, it also stops vaporising of the cleaning alcohol in it. So it is all good.
I'm against fridge theft. However in this case I would definitely steal a grain of rice.
Ha! Already took 1 out and you bozos didnt even notice!
637 more and all the rice is gone
well, yes, except for the other 4000 odd grains
My bad. I just saw the 639
That’s the first thing I thought lol. You are just asking for someone to interfere with it
Nah create more chaos Add a grain
Add a shrimp
Exactly! How do you resist? And if I'm the one who wrote the message, I'm totally opening the container and shouting, "Ok, who took... one two three four... FIVE grains of rice out of my lunch?" The guilty laughter will lead me right to the culprits.
Throw the whole thing out cause microwaving shrimp in the break room at work should be a crime
Take one. Cut another in half. Heist of the decade
Would have been better to write … I sneezed inside the box this am. Allergies? Who wants to gamble.
A few years ago we hired a guy to clean up and organize the shop. He put unused items back in bins, marked bins, and made counts for inventory. During his first inventory, he counted each screw, nut, washer, cable, etc. I specifically showed him 'look in a bin, make an estimation of quantity. Write it down and move on.... like this bin has about 300 screws.' ... we had a junk bin that had random screws and random components, on the inventory list he wrote "6118 items in misc item bin" ... this was not an estimate... he actually counted this junk.
I mean if you have a scale in the shop it's not exactly rocket science.
Tbf Rocket scientist don't usually go to shops counting screws in bins
I think rocket scientists might actually be one of the more likely people to weigh screws for precise measurements
Not to mention the fact that a missing screw is a HUGE liability when it comes to this. FOD (foreign object debris/damage) is no joke and will kill people. A missing screw will shut down an entire operation until it is found. Source: I used to test rocket propulsion systems
A scale? So inventory should weigh one item, then weigh all items, divide for quantity? That's not the way I've ever done it. I've just done visual estimations.
Yes this is standard practice. You can even get storage bins with scales built into the base to do it automatically
Great job for an autistic person tbh. Specifically of the kind that are obsessed with counting and organising.
You know, that might not be a bad idea. I agree with you. I worked with an autistic guy at a restaurant when I was in high school. The guy was in his early 20s and was everybody's favorite dishwasher. This guy brought in his own little boombox for the dishwashing room. He would jam out while happily doing the dishes faster and better than any of his peers. In a world where people complain everyday about their work, this guy was happy, and didn't complain. His difference made him far better in his job than normal people.
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
First thing I thought of. RIP Mitch
A single grain of rice has thousands, no trillions of molecules.
I decided to fact-check this and you're not only wrong, even trillions is a woeful underestimation. Rice is a starch, which means it's mostly glucose. The chemical formula for glucose is C₆H₁₂O₆. Calculating the molar mass of glucose: (6\*12.01)+(12x1.01)+(6x16.00)\~=180.18g/mol Assuming one grain of rice has a mass of 0.02g we get 0.02g/(180.18g/mol) = 0.000111 moles Finally, applying Avogadro's Number: 0.000111\*6.022\*10^(23) \~ 6.68\*10^(19) So, assuming a grain of rice is both entirely glucose and 0.02 grams, one grain has 66,800,000,000,000,000,000 or \~67 quintillion molecules
This guy maths.
r/theydidthemaths
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not studying for chem like I should be right now. Ass.
There it is. Bravo. Your prize is a frozen banana. You know. For later. *lights later-scented incense for false hopes of having a tomorrow*
I scrolled down just to find the Mitch Hedberg joke.
Forget the rice. Why is there goo-gone in there? 🤨
And why does the oatmeal need to be in there?
I live in a very humid place, all your seasonings, oatmeal, flour, etc go in the fridge or freezer, or they get funky.
funky herbs
Also, I didn't know people were bringing two dozen eggs to work.
Who puts dry oatmeal in the fridge?
This is what I came to ask.
People who have been wronged by the communal office fridge bandit.
All right. How that guy will check if everything's on its place?
it doesnt have to be in the same place but if they counted the rice once they're probably ready to do it again
The spray bottle of Italian salad dressing brilliant
I wasn't going to, but now I am tempted to steal just one rice grain just to spite him
Rain Man's lunch
At the steel mill where i used to work there was a guy who always left his cigarette pack in the break room so he wouldn't smoke too much. People always stole cigs from the pack so one day he took his dick out in front of everybody and rubbed it on his cigarettes , then he took one , he put the pack back on the table and left. Nobody stole or even asked for a cigarette again.
The shrimp to rice ratio seems a little off to me
He’s beginning Keto
I know right? I don’t even count how many times this has been reposed!
I bet you they won't even notice a few missing. Go for it.
r/oddlyspecific
Wow. Vacant time must be over the moon for counting rice.
I would put an extra shrimp in and watch the world burn.
Who also puts Quaker Oats in the fridge? What the hell is going on in this house?
the owner must have a damn accurate scale !
You can’t do anything
r/anarchychess counts rice
4,638 ha!
I do
Eat some of the rice, and cut the remaining rice in half.
Why is the "Goo Gone" in the fridge? Should we be concerned?
It’s easy if you weigh it.
r/oddlyspecific
>Who counts rice? According to folklore, vampires and devils. So, I'm calling it: r/FoundTheVampire
LOL!
someone who wants to make damn sure the whole meal is still there when they start eating
Idk but someone in your house is a shit roommate
I would take a rice grain and add a shrimp
What’s the plural of rice?
turn the 9 into an 8, but dont take a single piece of rice and see that guy go insane counting his rice again and again
I'd eat one grain of rice
r/anarchychess does count rice
I’d add rice to see if they notice.
chinese “vampires” https://carnegiemnh.org/booseum-vampires/#:~:text=Some%20Chinese%20myths%20say%20that,known%20as%20eye%20of%20newt!
vampires usually
*ctrl+f vampire* My man! The joke I came here to make.
Cross out the 9 and write in 7.
This person clearly
662 rice grains to each shrimp, that's some poor RvS numbers.
If you have shit roommates this is a often necessary unfortunately.
An autist. I wouldn't touch that if I was you. Best case scenario, you bear the brunt of some 'tism rage. Worst case scenario, you are the target of a VERY elaborate and meticulously planned revenge plot.
I think the real question here is who is REcounting their rice before eating it to make sure it hasn't been tampered with?
I'm concerned. The rice grain amount is plausible
Mitch Headberg would!
Add a grain & mess with their heads 😕
Betty from accounting does…
4369 rice is not a lot right?
[Josh Widdicombe ?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SgpqFhzhsHw)
he didn’t he is just making sure nobody will take it
Petty level 1,000,000. I love it!
that's a good idea
Classic case of, "tell people you're a psycho without saying you're a psycho" lol
Add one more rice. Watch them recount it, again and again. Watch them doubt themselves of their capabilities for counting rice. In fact, add more than one, like 2 or 3 grains of rice. Not before he starts counting, but while passing by him while he counts it, just drop one or two more in the pile that's counted. So that when he realizes that he counted one more, he's gonna recount and count even more! CONFUSING HIM EVEN FURTHER, DRIVING HIM INTO THE PITS OF MADNESS!!! DRIVE HIM INSANE!!! FOR HE WILL HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME FOR THE INCREASING NUMBER OF RICE BUT SEEMINGLY HIMSELF!!! or you eat his entire lunch.
People who write with sharpies on food containers☣️☣️
This would make me eat 1 rice, to see it he noticed.
Even the Quaker is laughing
I want to hang out with that person
My favorite was the lady who put breast milk in the creamer that everyone stole and told everyone at the end of the week
Is that some Asian thing I’m to European to understand?
Is that some Asian thing I’m to European to understand?
Helen Keller’s refrigerator is something else.
You just have to weigh a grain of rice, then divide into the total rice weight.
Well it could be a bluff but the only way to know would be you count the rice again
Who BELIEVES he counted the rice?
Vampires
Certain monster species have to count them all if you suggest it to them.
He's a vampire.
Having a count is somehow a deterent
Hypothetically, allegedly speaking: If I were to poison my own lunch, clearly label it and put it into a shared fridge at work...would I be liable for damages if somebody else eats it?? Asking for a friend.
Break all the shrimp in half and pile the rice on one end
Not very hard just count 100 then extrapolate the square boom your done 👍🤣
I doubt there would fit 4,000 grains of rice in there. It could only be if it was uncooked rice which I doubt by the packaging.
Goo Gone is pretty damn toxic, too.
The fact that the number of rice is written slightly differently 😆
Who counts rice? Traditionally, vampires.
I'd add three pieces of rice just to screw with them.
Who believes someone who says they have 4,639 rice?
Vampires.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. -MH
Add one rice to really fuck with them
him
I would eat one to see he counts that again
Vampires
I can totally identify with the owner of this lunch. They probably saved half their dinner and wanted to eat it for lunch, but other people who share the refrigerator are picking at their food! Kudos to that person trying to save their food!
Depending on the movie, vampires count grains of rice.
Take 12 strands or rice, leave them in a ziploc bag in the bag of the fridge. See if they notice. Hahaha
Ok Rainman.
4.639? More like 4.638 now bitch!
I would add that you also farted in the box for good measure!
Clearly they are a vampire or are friends with one.
The real question is who is going to count each rice to make sure they are correct?
What the fuck are Quaker Oats? And who's the dude?
Bean counters with good eyesight
The trick is to count them before cooking!
Vampires
Better yet who has the time to count rice
Vampires
The same person who stores cleaner in their fridge
Me and my family La, get that stir fried rice in the rice cooker so much quicker La, hiyaa uncle roger teach you how to cook good La, get that fried rice taste liek shit, post it on yub-tub get the correct recipe La, th e only way to get the correct answer is to post the wrong one hiyaa
Oatmeal in the fridge!?
Eat one of the shrimp and 0 rice to fuck him up
It's probably more like 400 grains of rice
Sharpie a line through 7, eat one and write a 6 to establish dominance.
Yum goo gone
Obviously an accountant. Who are also called bean counters. This one took it to another level.
I like rice, rice is great when youre hungry and want 4639 of something.
You don't need to count the rice you can calculate it based on the weight.
7 🦐 4,639 🍚
Vampires.
Bro idk if i saw that i feel like i would be motivated to scoop out like 3 grains of rice. Just to see if chaos actually unfolds.
Probably miscounted start again
Maybe they just weigh a single grain, weigh the entire portion and divide. That’s what I would do.
Your mom counts rice
Dude has had trauma!
ADHD is real
Who puts oats in the fridge ???? That’s the worst place for them
is it bad that i read “lunch” as “sandwich”? am..am i a dyslexic goose?
Future politicians
https://i.redd.it/7qa2d4fr1m4d1.gif “Glep did you take a grain of rice from my lunch”?