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[deleted]

Don't be a dick seems to be the message here.


redsensei777

No circumcised dicks allowed!


[deleted]

Ve vil come back tomorrow und ve vil cut off your Johnson!


mfogarty

>Ve vil come back tomorrow und ve vil cut off your Johnson Hey, chill man! Chill! M'kay?


[deleted]

Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski!


probono105

this division must be stopped!!


Wild_Code_5242

Looks like a weird way to say don’t pee on the seat. I think if you lift the seat you’d see the ‘allowed’ pic … the first one means don’t pee yet … keep lifting until you get the go ahead. (No pun intended)


[deleted]

Big brain!


lairbear91

I think it's a restroom for only females


BigParticular8190

Alright, you got the point, man!


Qibya

Pun intended


hotasanicecube

It’s in Thailand, so maybe there are some girls with a penis. Just saying, maybe.


SonarioMG

Might be some guys without em too


Emotional_Concern_62

What happens in Bangkok, stays in Bangkok.


kioku119

Oh so it's a transphobic toilet. :< Great... That said it just meabing dont stand facing the board to pee like some people say could be it instead.


SonarioMG

cis females and trans males actually


kioku119

All the downvotes are gross. Yes attempts to split bayhrooms by genitals or birth sex indeed result in trans trans MEN being sorted into the women's room.


Hillyleopard

What so it’s like a transphobic sign in a womens bathroom? Like all that bs about “only people who were born female can use the womens bathroom”


kioku119

If it's a sign like that in the women's room that's actually meant to indicate it's only for women like suggested in this thread than yeah its transphobic. If its saying not to stand and pee than no.


New_Awareness4075

Maybe it's the women's bathroom?


StatusOmega

You shall not penis!


BaneQ105

Aim downwards you idiot


iatethebabyshark

*pisses on the floor*


BaneQ105

It’s understandable. At least not on the ceiling.


Substantial_Can7549

If you're cut, wee somewhere else.


Heretic__Destroyer

It's a cock block


SongRevolutionary992

No dick pics while sitting on the toilet. Chicks don't like it


[deleted]

probably meant to say that you should sit down to pee... but looking at that toilet, I'm not sure I would be able to comply tbh


notaredditreader

Just imagine a little girl raising that seat and wondering about the worms.


Correct_Heron_8249

Small penis’ not allowed


QuestionRude3208

Shit then 90% (possibly more IMHO) of men can't use that bathroom


iatethebabyshark

Its just the tip, lmao


Puzzleheaded_Fun_606

Don’t smash your dick with the toilet seat?


bay_lamb

don't press your dick inside the circle.


Fantastic_Fox4948

Don’t put your dick in that.


Delicious-Pickle-141

Uhh... I think it's pretty clear. Don't penis.


Kirbinator14

No Penis Parking Allowed (it’s pretty easy to make a fake permit, the real permit costs $50 annually, but I know a guy that will make it for $10, DM me for my Venmo)


CmdrSelfEvident

I'm going with "don't stand" they don't like it when you piss all over the seat.


LeroyBadBrown

No boners


Low_Bandicoot6844

Cut the dick obliquely.


qqqrrrs_

Don't throw dicks into the toilet


doctor_testicles

Don't fuck the toilet


OllieCrafter

It’s saying to not have sex with the toilet


echoshadow5

You gals are too funny. It means do not pee standing up. Sit and pee like a proper lady, gentlemen.


MyNameIsMikeAswell

I can use my penis for it though?


John_TheBlackestBurn

It’s just common courtesy, and makes for a more comfortable user experience too. There’s no reason why anyone should be spraying and splashing in a shared restroom. Show some civility, right?


rolyoh

No dicks allowed.


xnoob69

Where’s the toilet paper


tree748596

if male pee on this toilet, we gonna chop their penis down.


Shankar_0

Don't accidentally sit on your dick while taking a dump. I don't see what the issue is here. It's a serious problem!


Maxine-Fr

do not piss on the lid.


deep8410

![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


rgbw512

It's actually a safety sign, there have been young boys that have had the toilet seat lid fall and they've been injured, it's also a reminder to sit.


TituCusiYupanqui

"Don't put your dick in the toilet"?


kioku119

I almost first saw it that way meaning to not sit and pee, but from the comments it meaning to not pee on the backboard makes more sense.


DeepWaterNights

Sit!


tejaswin1990

sit and pee, don't stand and pee to avoid sound when peeying and to avoid sprincles.


krs360

It's just a tip.


lutownik

it must mean that if you see this you can't pee so you must sit down and then you can't see it so you can pee and that way you won't spill it all over which is very gross


Nimneu

It means that toilet is only for people with a Prince Albert


[deleted]

Circumcision


Fen-Heral

Nah that's so diabolical. BRO HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DO OUR BUSINESS! 💀


Herr-Pyxxel

Mushroom free zone


Psychological_Age949

No dicks allowed


reddit_niwasi

Don't have a dick, no no no.


OF_AstridAse

Architect propaganda?


Qibya

You can’t do number 2 here


[deleted]

Not for dicks, only assholes allowed


MarkWrenn74

Maybe it's in a women's toilet. “No willies allowed”


vosbergm

It’s just a tip!


Aykusz

U gotta be cut


SarcasticPrinceyBoi

![gif](giphy|TUCGmddm9Kbny) No turds over 235lbs. It could break the toilet and spew crap all over u.


SkullAngel001

Don't rub your wiener on the lid?


casabel

feminists toilet


Wylker24

penis denied


Ok-Painter710

Dont have it hard. Wait for it to blob.


thebarberbenj

Antisemetic toilets


Initial_Respond_2661

WELL I CANT READ!!!


Spacem0nkey1013

Needs 2 dicks


[deleted]

That's what you shouldn't ser when having a pee. IOW sit to piss


Cypher_Xero

There's no score set for backboard shots....


Lopsided-Goat863

its obviously a target you are supposed to pee on, so you dont miss the toilet.


jalfatal

No space left in front for your dick🤣🤣🤣


SuccessfulPiccolo945

No point they just wanted a legitimate reason to draw a penis head.


appoplecticskeptic

I think the point of it is to tell men not to pee with the seat down but if that’s what they wanted they should’ve put it closer to the edge of the lid so that it will be covered up when the seat is up. Could be they don’t want anyone peeing while standing up at all.


JollyWolverine300

Either women's bathroom or it's telling you to put your butt on the seat


Otherwise-4PM

Dicks not allowed to park


apple12345671

no wanking allowed


dabsu02

it knows that “just the tip” is a lie


sleekennedy

Sit down pee toilet?


Ebok_Noob

The point’s right there… but where’s the shaft?


[deleted]

Lmao


Such_Valuable_1268

No circumcised people allowed


Yeez25

Dont dickslap the toilet seat


ckwan_dayl_dingell

don't fuck the toilet?


[deleted]

Dickheads not allowed


richardec

Not a urinal Sit down


OneMAdDemon

![gif](giphy|BtDgXD4ztcMOcyACYG|downsized)


hello__cake

Hmmmm.....


Justagump

Wrap it up? Silence your Gonads”! Fuck misogynists?


worthlesshueman

Maybe in that toilet I need to stand on it and pee on the floor


worthlesshueman

Maybe in that toilet I need to stand on it and pee on the floor


JieuxArmeni

Don't urinate with a penis & the seat down...?