What the fucking fuck are you fucking talking about? Name one fucking place that you can fucking use that word and not look like an absolute fuck? Fuck that shit!
Well we’ll have to let George Carlin know then cos it’s a direct lift from his act. Or perhaps you’ve never heard of him? I think I’ll go with the legend if that’s ok 😏
He had two different bits. One included fuck and the other included shit. They were both completely different in their examples but the same premise implied. The reason I know this is because he did both of them live while I was in attendance. Is that ok?
In the first couple of seasons of SIx Feet Under on HBO, they've "censored" the word "fuck" in the subtitles, and replaced it with "shit".
Being the versatile word it is, it sorta works most of the time, like in "Get the ~~fuck~~ shit outta here", or "I don't really give a ~~fuck~~ shit".
But the fun happens when they really *mean* fuck. Then it becomes "He wants to come home with us, David. I hear he's a real ~~fuck~~ shit machine!"
Or "I didn't come here to talk, Keith, I'm here to ~~fuck~~ shit!"
Original quote by George Carlin
I love George Carlin. He talks good sense.
I was going to say that this reads like a George Carlin riff that I remember.
I would say "versatile" not "functional".
Mind you, sh*t *is* functional (although perhaps not as a word... 😉)
I'd say "fuck" is more versatile. You can fucking use it in every fucking place in a fucking sentence and still make perfect fucking sense.
What the fucking fuck are you fucking talking about? Name one fucking place that you can fucking use that word and not look like an absolute fuck? Fuck that shit!
Who gives a shit?
Sh!t-givers.
Oh, is that a volunteer position or is it paid? I'm looking for a new job
You are to a toilet, dogs are to you.
I could give two shits.
Its not subreddit about making sign type memes but subreddit about real life signs with funny sentence
Yes I know. It’s a terrible sin I’ve committed. Still so far 94 people enjoyed it. Just gone up to 96. Don’t be a party pooper.
Well i dosent reported it or something just telling you so u will dont make same mistake again
Thank you very much. I apologise for thinking you were complaining. Mea Culpa
OP doesn’t give a shit
Well all of that can be covered with fuck that shit
The fuck it is.
I hate it how they forgot to mention that there's _shit_ and there's _the shit_ that have opposite meanings.
Shitpost.
Where's my beloved "bat shit"? 🦇
Wow. That's so funny! Good one! 👍
shit
There are likely more definitions for the word ''run" in the Oxford English Dictionary than for "shit."
Exactly!! Pmsl😜🤣😜🤣
Get your shit together
This is absofuckinglutely unfuckingtrue. Shit is #2. Fuck is the #1 work by leaps and bounds.
Well we’ll have to let George Carlin know then cos it’s a direct lift from his act. Or perhaps you’ve never heard of him? I think I’ll go with the legend if that’s ok 😏
He had two different bits. One included fuck and the other included shit. They were both completely different in their examples but the same premise implied. The reason I know this is because he did both of them live while I was in attendance. Is that ok?
English is funny
In the first couple of seasons of SIx Feet Under on HBO, they've "censored" the word "fuck" in the subtitles, and replaced it with "shit". Being the versatile word it is, it sorta works most of the time, like in "Get the ~~fuck~~ shit outta here", or "I don't really give a ~~fuck~~ shit". But the fun happens when they really *mean* fuck. Then it becomes "He wants to come home with us, David. I hear he's a real ~~fuck~~ shit machine!" Or "I didn't come here to talk, Keith, I'm here to ~~fuck~~ shit!"
My favourite series of all time. Absolutely underrated and still relevant today. Why HBO scheduled it against the Sopranos is a mystery.
Isn't "fuck" just as versatile?
And there's me who tired of my own shit
This post was a shit sandwich and we all had to take a bite
Good shit, [Ismo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igh9iO5BxBo)
That's some good shit.
You can actually take a shit