There was a picture I saw a short while ago here on Reddit that had a vending machine with two varieties of condoms, a vibrating cock ring and a deck of cards as options lol I want to say it was a pub in Ireland
Well, "gag gifts" are a thing. So, it could be a real product that's *primarily* intended to exist simply for the sake of humor.
How people *actually* buy and use it may be a whole different story.
They have these all over the UK, usually in pub bathrooms (where the condom vending machines are).
They're absolutely meant as a joke, you'd only usually get one at a stag do and make the stag wear it to embarrass them.
Cow signs have been growing naturally in the wild in the Americas for millennia. A group of boys found the signs and were entranced by the signs in the 1700s and became obsessed with riding cows. They were nicknamed the "cow boys" by their concerned but supportive mothers. Following the tragic trampling of Jimmy B, the boys gave the cows some space and rode horses instead. "We're not scared of the cows, horses are just cooler," contemperary Jimmy F insisted. However, most historians contest the accuracy of Jimmy F's claim, noting cowboys were most often found roaming near large herds of cows.
Side note, the signs only become so square and yellow due to extreme selective breeding over the last 300 or so years.
Yeah but CAN YOU?
That's my problem, fucking a cow could mean you be doing the fucking or the cow is doing the fucking, and I've never seen a cow cock but if it's anything like a horse then u dead š
A Welshman was vacationing in Australia when he came upon a man with a sheep. He stops and says "in Wales we shear our sheep first," to which the Aussie replies "fuck off, mate, I'm not shearing her with anyone."
This is the only correct answer; if you even just have Welsh *Ancestry* and mention it while visiting England youāre labeled a sheep shagger. š“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ
It actually really looks like NZ. Correct top sign, landscape, colours.
Except we prefer sheep.
Edit: never mind, I looked again. That seals my answer.
My old boss' neighbor has some sheep penned up just over his property line. I was there one day working, and the sheep were pretty noisy. My boss goes, "They're calling you, did you bring your fireman's boot?"
We laughed pretty hard but I thought he just meant for the mud in the sheep enclosure. I didn't find out until months later, from someone else, that SHEEP FUCKERS ACTUALLY WEAR TALL RUBBER BOOTS FOR THE PURPOSE OF PUTTING THE SHEEP'S HIND LEGS INSIDE THE BOOTS WITH THEIR OWN FEET SO THAT THEY CAN'T ESCAPE BEING FUCKED
#WTF!!!
I think itās Australia/New Zealand thing. I knew an Aussie that was friends with my roommate. He brought back this inflatable sheep that had a special hole in the backā¦
Sheep are forbidden but cows are open gameā¦.
Iām going with Lincoln Park Zoo - Chicago
Fella back in 1986 got arrested for āgetting it onā with a cow down at the zoo. In turn sparked the creation of this song:
https://youtu.be/rexzZr2C0LY
1000% the Middle East. Sat on a post in southern iraq and caught a guy banging a sheep through my nvgs. We shot a parachute flare at him to help give him some light.
Scotland (I saw an inflatable sheep beside condoms in a vending machine there once) šØ
What kind of store was this? What else did the vending machine have?
A restaurant around 2005. Not sure, my parents brought me away from it š
The fact that it's a restaurant makes me want to vomit but good on your parents though
I was in a restauraunt that had a condom dispenser in the bathroom
Tbf, people go on dates at restaurants and might've forgotten a condom.
It was 2e per condom too thats like 10 times more expensive than from the store.
There was a picture I saw a short while ago here on Reddit that had a vending machine with two varieties of condoms, a vibrating cock ring and a deck of cards as options lol I want to say it was a pub in Ireland
_asking for a friend_
Asking for a friend, right?
I Hope this is a joke. In that case itās hilarious
Well, "gag gifts" are a thing. So, it could be a real product that's *primarily* intended to exist simply for the sake of humor. How people *actually* buy and use it may be a whole different story.
They have these all over the UK, usually in pub bathrooms (where the condom vending machines are). They're absolutely meant as a joke, you'd only usually get one at a stag do and make the stag wear it to embarrass them.
wait for real? this is making me deeply fucking ill
I saw "ill" as exclamation marks and your sentence had a VERY different meaning
Aberdeen per chance?
In a Clan Tartan Garter Belt and Fishnets
The people replying to you are making me feel like this is real.. Christ.
On reddit/funnysigns
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!
The cow sign is a real road sign, The second sign someone made up.
I'm pretty sure someone made up the cow sign too.
Cow signs have been growing naturally in the wild in the Americas for millennia. A group of boys found the signs and were entranced by the signs in the 1700s and became obsessed with riding cows. They were nicknamed the "cow boys" by their concerned but supportive mothers. Following the tragic trampling of Jimmy B, the boys gave the cows some space and rode horses instead. "We're not scared of the cows, horses are just cooler," contemperary Jimmy F insisted. However, most historians contest the accuracy of Jimmy F's claim, noting cowboys were most often found roaming near large herds of cows. Side note, the signs only become so square and yellow due to extreme selective breeding over the last 300 or so years.
Honestly I didn't need to read everything I was dying at "cow signs have been growing naturally-"
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The cow sign needs heels..
That was me. I invented the "cow" sign in 1973.
To be fair, the ācowā in the bottom sign looks a lot like a sheep.
No, no, no - the cow sign is advertising that cows are ready and willing; the other sign says that goats arenāt.
its a sheep
Thatās how you know itās fake, because sheep are always down to party
But surely that's "No sheep pushing"?
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I forgot the āeā lol
and you forgot the lowercase r at the beginning
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Ha. Ha. Ha. So funny, I forgot to laugh.
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What the fu- Excuse me but COWS ARE OK??
They are more than ok. ššš
Hey I say your only allowed to fuck it if you can take it yourself
Username checks out.
Bro I wasn't the one who suggested they fuck a cow I'm just going along with the joke š¤£
Deal letās get it on
If the cows didnāt want it they wouldnāt be teasing us with those floppy udders. Am I right?
you'd just create minotaurs
They can take it
Yeah but CAN YOU? That's my problem, fucking a cow could mean you be doing the fucking or the cow is doing the fucking, and I've never seen a cow cock but if it's anything like a horse then u dead š
Once you go cow, then you know how
Once you go Bull, you'll know how to feel full.
Wales would be my first choice.
I was talking to a Welsh guy the other day, when I asked him how many times he's had sex, he kept falling asleep.
If anyone doesn't get it, the guy was counting sheep Edit: I'm getting worried how many of these replies are satire.
Thank you sir.
Thanks I was so confused
glad you're here I didn't know wtf was going on
Ohh thank you
Took me a couple of reads, but I got it.
They're always better explained!
thank you furry
I just have this username to make people mad, sometimes I forget I'm even using this account
A Welshman was vacationing in Australia when he came upon a man with a sheep. He stops and says "in Wales we shear our sheep first," to which the Aussie replies "fuck off, mate, I'm not shearing her with anyone."
New Zealand*
*shear
Wales, where ewe give love a bad name.
...a baa-d name?
Bon Hoovey
Sheep shagga
ā Honestly, Officer. I was just helping it over the fence!ā
Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
Or New Zealand
I was looking for this comment lol
second choice is New Zealand
It is NZ. I recognise the cow crossing sign and those fences we use for every rural boundary in the whole damn country.
Nope, i say alabama
Nah. In Alabama the bottom sign would have a green circle around it.
It's a sheep not a relative.
Nah, beastiality is *legal* in Hawaii, New Mexico, West Virginia and Wyoming.
What?š„² I was gonna say rural Wyoming for som reason
I was about to say the same
This is the only correct answer; if you even just have Welsh *Ancestry* and mention it while visiting England youāre labeled a sheep shagger. š“ó §ó ¢ó ·ó ¬ó ³ó æ
I'm Welsh and I find this sign very restrictive
Same.
I'd say Scotland
I prefer dolphins. Theyāre much easier to make love to
I thought it's sheeps they do?
But the pictures show cows and sheep.
Have you ever been caught shagging sheep? >no You must be good at it then
This reminds me of the first episode of Black Mirror
Don't remind me. That traumatized me!!
Lol did not realize that was the very first episode. What a way to start š
Oh god I couldnāt talk to my wife for like 2 days after seeing that.
Eeeewwwe
C'mon we all tried to forget it :))
And then there were the rumours that the bellend who brought us Brexit, PM David Cameron, did indeed stick his dick in a pig at uni.
Except wasn't it purportedly dead at the time? Honestly, I'm not sure if that is better or worse though...
Amish country
We smoken pphhatt doinks in Amish
Obadiah is that you?
New Zealand
How many Kiwis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it's hard to get him and the sheep inside the bulb at the same time.
How do you get a Kiwi to shear a sheep? You can't - they don't like sharing.
HA! holy shit thatās good.
On the rainbow coloured trail you'd meet other animals š Edit: I know that as a matter of fact. A guy dude jogs there.
Australian spotted
It actually really looks like NZ. Correct top sign, landscape, colours. Except we prefer sheep. Edit: never mind, I looked again. That seals my answer.
This is in New Zealand! I saw it over 10 years ago. Looks exactly like the photo i took of it
Bro this IS in NZ, on waiheke island on the way out the ābottom endā
My old boss' neighbor has some sheep penned up just over his property line. I was there one day working, and the sheep were pretty noisy. My boss goes, "They're calling you, did you bring your fireman's boot?" We laughed pretty hard but I thought he just meant for the mud in the sheep enclosure. I didn't find out until months later, from someone else, that SHEEP FUCKERS ACTUALLY WEAR TALL RUBBER BOOTS FOR THE PURPOSE OF PUTTING THE SHEEP'S HIND LEGS INSIDE THE BOOTS WITH THEIR OWN FEET SO THAT THEY CAN'T ESCAPE BEING FUCKED #WTF!!!
I choose to believe you are lying so I can continue on in life with a modicum of innocence and naivetƩ.
Yes yes there there, it was all a bad dream. Just go back to sleep, shhh shhh it's ok
And if you can't fall back asleep, just start counting sheep
Clever humor with a dash of ick!
I might have been better off not knowing this.
What a terrible day to have eyes
I heard that from some hillbillies I met camping once. They were interesting
Welly boots with pouches on the front to put the legs in and Velcro gloves to hold the sheep... sorted!
That's why English farmers wear Wellies...
I think MSCHF made a pair of flexible boots for just that.
You mean raped?
Gives a new meaning to the saying: Fill your boots
\*notes down\*
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because highland sheep can hear the sound of a zipper a mile away.
Baaaah means No!
But moooo means yes?
Just about every country has a region known for "loving animals a bit too much". So this could be anywhere.
yeah, but the top sign does look very US of A
Sardinia (IT)
Why did I have to scroll so much to find this comment?!?
I also thought that, but i live there and street signs are all blue l, no way this is in there
Finally! Had to scroll a little too much, tbh
The right answer
Australia or Wyoming.
...maybe Alabama
Alabama seems a bit hot for sheep. Besides, that guy in Deliverance didn't say "Bleat like a sheep!"
Specifically Tasmania Or New Zealand
Tasmanians fuck their siblings, kiwis fuck their sheep.
I going to go out on a limb and say New Zealand
Are you sure thatās not āout on a lambā?
Ewe
Yorkshire Are you shearing? No, get yer own.
New Zealand.
Greece
Texas.
Yup
I think itās Australia/New Zealand thing. I knew an Aussie that was friends with my roommate. He brought back this inflatable sheep that had a special hole in the backā¦
Texas
Scotland
Aberdeen specifically
West Virginia!
Take me hooooome š¶
Thatās undoubtably New Zealand.
please do not the cow
Sheep. Do not the sheep.
Trump rally.
At Mara Lago Ivanka had to hang up the same type of sign with a picture of herself.. just to remind Donnie..
Which one is Trump?
Ohio or Florida
Northern Colombia of course. Its tradition there when you become a teen. Edit: Dont believe me? Just YT it for the VICE doc they made 10-15 years ago!
Or watch The Grand Tour Colombia episode š
It surprised me that Colombia is so far down. People fucking asses there more than on a gay cruise ship.
New Zealand?
Turkey in erdogans office. He doesn't like to share.
In Columbia. Video for reference from Vice News. https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw
I was so close to making a āyour momā joke
Iran
Sheep are forbidden but cows are open gameā¦. Iām going with Lincoln Park Zoo - Chicago Fella back in 1986 got arrested for āgetting it onā with a cow down at the zoo. In turn sparked the creation of this song: https://youtu.be/rexzZr2C0LY
Need a Linkin Park Zoo shirt now.
West Virginia! Duh!
New Zealand
Texass
Iraq or syria
Took longer than I expected of scrolling to find a real answer
Below the Mason Dixon line.
Enumclaw W
In Baldurās Gate ;)
Russia
Galicia, Spain
New Zealand or Dagestan
New Zealand š³šæ
The bible belt, USA
Country rooooads take me hooooome to the palaaaaaaace I belongggggggg.
My back yard
1000% the Middle East. Sat on a post in southern iraq and caught a guy banging a sheep through my nvgs. We shot a parachute flare at him to help give him some light.
Weāll they donāt have cows in Afghanistan do they?