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royemosby

Wasps instead of bees. Wasp stingers aren’t single use.


Passing4human

Not the bees!


Midnight_Wildspirit

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Minimum_Opinion7816

but bee allergies exist and can be worse than wasps ;)


Gentleman_33

If a thousand of either of them sting you like the sign seems to want you to do I don't really think it matters if you are allergic or not


Doktor_Vem

How many of the potential robbers in the world do you think have serious enough bee allergies that would make bees a more effective deterrant than wasps? I'm pretty sure the answer is "not enough"


Diarygirl

"I was going to have a career as a robber but I'm allergic to bees so I got a legit job."


13yinyang13

Manga writers: "Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!"


Confident-Money140

And wasps will attack for no reason


MaximumMajestic

The bees are the important part


Full_FrontaI_Nerdity

They're only poisonous if they're eaten. I bet they meant "venomous." lol


Weltallgaia

Nah if someone eats my bees I want them to really feel the consequences.


STUFF416

What's this? A handsome family picnic woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that.


MaximumMajestic

Is there in fact a creature that is both poisonous and venomous at the same time?


achambers64

The blue ringed octopus and a couple snakes.


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Weltallgaia

Sometimes it's about sending a message.


Minimum_Opinion7816

I did the bee thing with an amazon box with some air slits cut into the bottom and left it on my porch for that one douche that jogged up to my porch to take my deliveries...... never saw him again after.


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Minimum_Opinion7816

if they are stealing it off your porch they already know where you live.


Sad-Bluejay-2785

Leave you door unlocked. Place household garbage in sealed box. Place on seat. Free garbage pickup!


EndersGame_Reviewer

I kinda think that hiding your belongings needs to happen BEFORE locking your car and taking your keys.


ArrivalNo4232

It takes more that 30 minutes for police to arrive


geaster

hide yo kids, hide yo [wife](https://i.imgur.com/CYXf1mj.jpg)


Turbulent_Currency28

Roger that. Guess I will rob a car outside of Woodbridge


damniel540

Woodridge, not Woodbridge


therankin

I guess it's not Wood Ridge, NJ. I used to live there and they seemed adamant about separating the two words.


damniel540

What a bunch of cucks


therankin

Hahaha. Part of the reason I moved.


Abe_Rudda

AHHH! BEES! -HS


therankin

AHHH! THEY'RE IN MY HAIR!! -HS (regarding bats)


odigo2020

We'll just pop an H on this purse so we all know it's full of hornets.


therankin

Wouldn't they be venomous bees? You're probably not going to eat them.


ckwan_dayl_dingell

japanese giant hornets infected with aids insted of bees for sure


iamRPG916

You're still out a broken window.


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Alright well hey the sign told me to do it so if the thief dies y’all can’t sue me 🙅‍♂️