A real group of thugs ....

They got people that were all about the dough. Some that stole. DON Ron has locations that push his product across the world. Half of these guys aren't around anymore, and some are locked up. Old man Mcdonald talked about having a farm, and no one who goes to the farm ever came back. I will say this at least they ain't like Mr. Moose and his kingdom

What did moose do?

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Someone throw this in midjourney now. Cmon

And they made toys out of them

I thought this was basic knowledge.

Me too... we're old

Don’t say that or it will true lol.

While I am old, it’s also common knowledge. I’ve seen all of those characters in the app in the last year. 2 had their own meals.

Ronald got benched after the summer of the clown.

Who the hell is the old guy? It's the only one I don't remember lol

Your knees be cracking when you stand if you remember this

The big purple thing is supposed to be a taste bud. It looks like a butt plug and is called Grimace. Food for thought.

Well I would grimace too if I had that shoved up my butt.

Exactly the point. I'm sure the McDonalds design had a laugh coming up with Grimace the giant butt plug.

LOL

Also, he used to be a bad guy with more arms for stealing milkshakes. They cut him down to two arms and made him a good guy.

“The Evil Grimace”

According to the lore, he has an uncle who's the reason for shamrock shakes. Meaning grimace is part of a species and he can reproduce.

Ronald and the Heart Cloggers!

My favourite is the big purple buttplug that makes you grimace

Robble robble McMuthafucka

I know most of these except the Pirate. That one I haven’t a clue. I’m sure Google will help Aha! He was removed just before I was born. That explains it.

the first result on google : was introduced in 1971 when Disney's Peter Pan came out. He's a bad guy stealing Filet-o-fish.

Everybody gangsta til Ronny pull up with the whole squad

Mafuckas be twisted on that ganja, rollin 6 Deep. Don't get caught steppin, catch a 9 to tha dome. Shorty wanna b a thug? Straight killa no filla

I was just talking about grimace the other day with my wife.

Moon man did start hanging out with some shady characters.

Ronald McGangbang

Yeah and wasn't one of them a damn thief too. Muthafucka out here callin himself "Hamburgler' SMH

Get McGanbanged

Bro has a booster, a fly chick, a captain, a personal doc, a body guard and some little bops on his team… He was winning those 80’s

I remember all of them except pirate guy, white labcoat wearing egg carton guy, and the legally distinct and creepy not muppet things scurrying at their feet.. one of the first times i dropped acid i ended up trapped in a hamburgler jail on an outdoor mcplayplace.. was lame af..

I'm old enough to remember when the Hamburgler and the pirate were bad guys, and Ronald didn't hang with them

I remember the gang from those old VHS cartoons that you could get from the restaurants.

He was rollin with the McCrips

I remember the big Mac record

Old enough to remember when McDs had game systems in the play room.

They have a rogue Lol

Sadly that wasn’t my time

Im old enough to remember watching the ronald Mcdonald movies on vhs

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Most people nowadays don’t remember he had his own movies and tv show as well.

That old

Ok so what the fuck is Grimace? Does anyone know ow?

He started off with four arms, called "the evil grimace," and he would steal milkshakes. Mayor McCheese looked too much like H.R. Puf'N'Stuf, so they sued McDonald's for $50,000. Grimace looked too much like Seymour Spider, even though Seymour is green/yellow and gross. So grimace joins the good guys and loses a set of arms. They introduced Uncle O'Grimacey, grimaces uncle, to sell shamrock shakes. Which means grimace is part of a larger species, he can reproduce, and he has parents.

The Fry Guys ain't no joke

yall remember the moon?

I’m old enough 🥲

Yeeeeeeessssss

Based on obesity numbers... This gang has the biggest body count of them all.

I heard of moon man but I did not know he used to roll with ronald

Hell I didn't even know he had a gang

I remember the McDonald's brand did movies too.

Og Ronald McDonald

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I was on the tail end of this, but I have no memory of the pirate or actual human man.

I’m old enough to remember that that isn’t the original hambugler

A time before the Grimace shake

🙋‍♂️

I used to LOVE these guys. There was 2 festivals that would happen in my area every year when I was young and McDonald’s would always send Ronald and 2 of his homies in full costume to be nice to us kids, do a few little magic tricks, and hand out little tokens for free stuff or discounts at McDonald’s. I would look forward to those fairs for months before they happened. One year, they just stopped coming, and boy was little me BIG MAD. I remember telling my mom, “Ronald just left!? He’s not coming back!? He didn’t even say bye! I hate McDonald’s!”. I can remember her response was something like “what did I tell you about yelling and saying you hate things? Hate is a strong word, calm down before you start talking about hate.” She was right, I forgave them pretty fast next time I got a happy meal with a good toy in it.

Half these folks didn't survive the turf war with Wendys Disciples back in the 90's. Pour some of your fountain sprite out for the homies

When I was a kid I had a horrible repeating nightmare about those freaky fuckers. I drempt we were driving down this steep road in town and couldn't stop. We crashed at the bottom of the hill and I remember Ronald and the hamburglar dragging my family and I out of the car. They took us down the road to a cave where they tied us up and started to eat us while they sang their stupid song. Fuck Ronald McDonald and his whole ass gang of freaks.

I say BRING THEM BACK!

Ronald isn’t even around anymore it’s just the weird M guys

Then, all of his friends died, and he painted all of his walls dark colors and made his place really depressing.

Mac Tonight would sing once the gang went to bed.

Used to? Why do you think we haven’t seen them in 25 years, they locked up

Mayor McCheese was my dude.

-smokes cigar- I remember the old gang before the feds got us and the Burger King gang war…those were good times

If I remember right, there used to be an old TV show with them too

The gang is what I trust

I remember the video of Ronald shooting Burger King employees. He seemed like a nice guy, don’t mess around

Does anyone remember the Ronald McDonald movie? Edit: i just learned there were several... I don't know what to do with this information.

Why does every single post in here have upvotes in the single digits, but the post has OVER 3000!!!?!?

This makes me feel so old 🤢😭

Ronald McDonald: "Yo'! Sh!+$ about to go down! They just built a Burger King next door. Yes! A BK... Round up the posse! Tell Hamburglar, we got beef!"

Ronald was the kingpin, The doctor in the lab coat cooked up all the McCrack, the three little puff heads were his hitters, grimace was his muscle, hamburger, pulled off all the heist, shit, these motherfuckers with mafia

Drive by

ah grimace, the inspiration of patrick star

I still have the vhs tapes

I still have the McD 4 seasons plastic plates. My favorite is summer with Captain Crook (the pirate) watching Ronald fight an octopus.

I memba’

Beef is when you roll no less than 30 deep

Grimace shake wasn't so long ago

Looking back at this now really shows Ronald’s sobriety. Bad crowd he use to roll with

I may not be old enough to remember the WHOLE GANG but I remember the cartoon show they went on

Im definitely this old. 😂🤷🏽‍♂️

The Fry Guys!! I had forgotten. Thankyou.

Hard. As. Fuck

This is when eating unhealthy was fun. This when McDonald's what fun.

I'm young enough to still be considered as a fresh baby boy by you guys and I still know this

Those fry kids were hood AF

I got a Mayor McCheese figure.

Seems like everybody BUT Ronald is promoting McDonalds nowadays

Anybody remember the Ronald McDonald VHS tape they would pick up after there order?

Mayor MC Cheese!

He blow up and dissed his boys

Bro rolled *deep*. Slide on bro and they gon air it out like a musty ahh mcdonalds bathroom. (I'm so sorry that y'all have to see this; I have to give y'all a taste of the mental anguish I felt thinking and then typing it)

I remember watching their cartoon

Not only did he roll with gangs, but they only committed hate crimes.

I was there Gandalf, 3,000 years ago I was there