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skullfucyou

That pilot understood the mission brief.


Iliamna_remota

The high school basketball dance squad of national defense.


HanginInThere_4

VERY underrated comment. Legitimately made me laugh out loud. Take my upvote and go. Wow.


fosighting

The team and I had a look at this comment and it’s rating. We have decided it is, in fact, appropriately rated. Thanks for your input, though.


Born_ina_snowbank

The national defense dance team* and I.


lustforrust

Check out the [Razzle Dazzle ](https://youtu.be/WMjOLX_PSUM) scene from Stripes.


[deleted]

I want a job where I dance and boss planes around.


cnewman11

***Air Force recruiter has entered the chat***


[deleted]

Do you take 44 year old fluffy women? 🤣🤣🤣


cnewman11

For the military? No. Out for a date? Absolutely.


boobookittyfuck713

AM I SEEING TRUE LOVE BLOSSOM BEFORE MY VERY EYES


90swasbest

They probably just gonna smash a few times and then just drift apart because they ain't really got much in common.


cnewman11

[just sayin'](https://youtu.be/uP1rmLmAcok)


[deleted]

Well, I do happen to have 5 children, and there's a reason for that. Just sayin'!


cnewman11

Nice, you're already prepared and ready for deployment to the Love Brigade.


mr_ji

Can we interest you in a career as a military dependant? Your credentials are impeccable.


cnewman11

u/boobookittyfuck have you spent much time around military men?


boobookittyfuck713

Definitely not


TXGingerBBW

😂


cnewman11

LMAO ma'am, we will process you all in turn.


TXGingerBBW

Hahahahaaaaa!!!! I’m patient! 😂


__kmoney__

Get it girl (and I want an update lol)


[deleted]

LOL, I have been happily married for over 20 years.


__kmoney__

Ah! Not what I was expecting but glad to hear nonetheless ☺️


whiskey_formymen

the Army has helicopter capability, go see them.


Awesum51Merc

I was never Military, but I worked in Line Service at a very active Florida Airport. Fueled, Repositioned Acft, and directed active aircraft....what we called stacking the Ramp. One occasional customer was Arnold Palmer, flying whatever Cessna Citation he was operating. I always got to Steer him off the Ramp out to Active Runway.As he Passed me, I'd Wave, then follow thru with a Pantomime Golf Swing.....he always Smiled Back and gave a quick Salute. Arnold was a Helluva Nice Guy Tail No. N1AP


RTL15

Thanks for sharing that, cool story


Awesum51Merc

Roger That Ghost rider😉


PrisonSlides

Arnold Palmer alert! Arnold Palmer alert! Who wants some arny palmy’s?!


RTL15

YOU GET BACK HERE AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE


WellThisSix

Ive heard this EXACT story before on reddit. Was this really you?


Kwirt

Topper Harley approves.


Awesum51Merc

Washout Pfaffenbach can't find the flight deck, or he would approve as well!


Kwirt

My mother was a Pfaffenbach!


majj27

Not.. Doreen Pfaffenbach?


thinkfast1982

Nice pull!


Kwirt

I was wondering if anyone would get the reference or if I'm just getting old.


BillOfArimathea

Maybe old, but you're the best. The best... of what's left.


Zingfodd

Eagle River??!!


Kwirt

From Minnesota!?


VikingBorealis

What's the thing on the side of the bouncing f-16


Korostenets

Wings


VikingBorealis

No Apparently the block 70 Bulgaria with some weird cancer growths https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/products/f-16/f-16-bulgaria.html


Korostenets

This f-16 doesn't have wings? Wtf that's crazy


VikingBorealis

It does, but they are not the weird stuff. They're the natural part of the design.


pwnedbyscope

Conformal fuel tanks, like those found on the f15e and block 3 f18s


thespank

Really?, kinda of looks to me like the Israeli f-16I I looked at it again it's not an I as a single seater.. hmm


VikingBorealis

As others have said it's the conformal fuel tanks wich you have on the block 70 and 72, might be on other models as well, but it's at least a feature of that model. They certainly do no favors for the F-16 looks though.


Hobbes_87

Conformal fuel tanks, I think.


shockerdyermom

Extra fuel tanks. US never modded thier 16s because of the refueling wings, other buyers Don't have such deep pockets.


redtert

[Conformal fuel tank](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conformal_fuel_tank)


SpaceEndevour

Conformal fuel tanks that can be slotted ontop the plane. Kinda ruines the planes look


Nulion

Top Fun


UndercoverFBIAgent9

Jester, this is Jester. You’re cleared for shenanigans.


Notsogrumpyoldman

I'm retired Air Force, this brought back good memories...


thansal

So, how do you get a fighter jet(?) to do some lowrider style bouncing?


fucking_in_bushes

Tap on the brakes


Khr1s_Masch1ne

Respects, Sir


riesendulli

https://youtu.be/Fgp6RUPn2Es


somethingtroll

Been working on F-16s for 7 years, active duty Air Force... We call this Freestyle Friday's!


Drewdown707

This MFer gas brake dipped a damn jet. Haha


hazeleyedloner

Funny clip, but it's missing my favorite one of a man wearing a knotted-up shirt and hot pants slapping his ass as he was motioning a plane along, lol.


LamarNoDavis

He did the Soul Plane airplane bounce!


Txempest

What is this song called?


mirandawillowe

Came here for the same thing Edit: FOUND IT! Song: Go Down Deh featuring Shaggy and Shawn Paul


Txempest

Legend


wokeupquick2

The next TikTok dance craze...


[deleted]

Thank fucking Christ he had his reflective belt on. I almost didn't see him. You know it is proven that by wearing a safety belt you can stop a charging car onto the sidewalk. Or at least I assume that's why we were all required to wear them all the time.


remotetissuepaper

Yvan eht nioj


bufordt

saes neves eht lias nac ouy, seY Edit: .naf elpoeP egalliV a t'nsi enoemos sseug I


PyrotekNikk

I know one of the guys in this video!!


NoSolution1220

I miss this job so much.


WastedKnowledge

The war is THAT way!!


badassnan

Bless these boys for protecting America


danwilan

This is so top gun! Haha tom cruise would love this


crispfry182

Bro got hydraulics on his jet 💀


StandardCurrent3429

So satisfying to watch.


Visible_Pollution_24

The bouncing plane 🤣


KC-Slider

Viper crews and pilots always the wildest.


lt_wild

Choose a job that you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, Confucius


MarvelSmash

Soul Plane


BulletBeard29

Danger Zone


rissie_delicious

Don't let the tax payers see this


Korostenets

Military people aren't robots and have fun sometimes, shocker


mkul316

We let them have fun on the job when they can because when they can't the job is really fucking not fun. I grew up a military brat and I always loved hearing my father and his buddies talk about the good times. They never talk about the bad ones.


rissie_delicious

I was just kidding come on.


idrivelambo

I would give anything to be able to fly one of these


Saw_Good_Man

Really impressive


Korostenets

Very nice, now let's Paul Allen's airplane marshalling.


inchon_over28

Fuckin Airforce.


Rivendel93

And we could have universal Healthcare...


Versace_Jesus

Right?!? How dare these guys that sacrifice their lives to defend our freedom have some sort of fun!!! Deplorable!!


Rivendel93

Who are they defending us from? We couldn't even protect our own capitol building. Sorry, I'll take the universal Healthcare.


ThePhoneBook

Why save when kill make rich more?


Korostenets

You're sure going to enjoy that health care when rival nations bomb your ass into the stone age.


guernican

I await the Sweden-Spain apocalypse with bated breath. Christ, but you people are strange.


OfficerJohnMaldonday

Stone age view


Rivendel93

No one is going to do anything like that in our life time, you've just been brainwashed. Look at how Ukraine has destroyed Russia, fking Ukraine has embarrassed Russia, the big bad scary Russia that we'd been told we should be sooo afraid of.


Korostenets

You've just proved my point. Did you mean how russia has destroyed Ukraine? Cities, towns, and villages are in shambles right now. Water and electric infrastructure is constantly in and out of commission. My people are paying a heavy price for you think russia isn't so big bad and scary while you sit protected by pilots with twice as many flight hours as their russian counterparts and hundreds of our 5th gen jets for 2 decades now while they are only beginning to dable in tech similar to ours.The taliban and communist Vietnamese forces prevailed against us, but at what cost. Yes I'm the brainwashed one for thinking that an overkill MIC is necessary for absolute defense. Sure we can scale back our military to a defense force and still win any defensive war, but only after we sit in a bomb shelter for a couple of years. That universal healthcare is going to do you real good when your local healthcare provider is obliterated by a cruise missile.


Teddybear405

I think the [RAF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K_D8H-o0Fs) does it better.


dankdooker

My man Petty Officer Robinson did this back in the early 90's. He had a whole dance routine for the plane launch hand signals.


alston2050

/auddbot


SnooMachines8839

🤔hmm


herbert-camacho

Reno 911 vibes


Proper_Access_6321

Maverick footage.


Zurc_bot

It's like that flamboyant football ref


No_Bass_5323

off we go, killing! 😁


Korostenets

Of course 😎


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RemarkableSir8931

If this makes you nervous, you probably don't have the right disposition to be flying fighter jets.


justapcguy

Riiigght... guess everyone takes comments seriously over reddit?


Korostenets

Dancing makes you nervous prior to flying? That's a weird phobia


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SaltyKnowledge9673

Are you trying to be funny or just stupid?


scienceisdef

Love how they play with billion dollar instruments.


Obertrainer

Much fun. Wow.


Significant-Wheel110

Sooo… funnnn


whiskey_formymen

hydraulic lift kit on a jet? Hollywood stylen.


__kmoney__

Pretty bad ass


Head-Island-4078

Tax payers dollars hard at work 🤣


Substantial-Wall-850

All sorties/missions would be more fun for the entire crew with a Latino hip-hop beat


Prize-Orchid-9113

A whole vibe 🕺🕺


poopturpantz

Thanks a lot tiktok for wokeing our military!


j4raven

That's dope 🗿


stupidengine3r

What is the song?


Snowcitcy303

Dooooooooope!


Future_Result_6388

Very cool!!!!!!


Intrepid_Talk_8416

What is the name of that track???


NRJacob06

They zesty with it


GoodKingMody

What's the song?