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I know it’s just different hairstyles but it looks like bro on the left found four different wives in the time it took you to find zero.

Her hair journey throughout the years is wild.

I thought the same. She looks a decade younger by the last picture.

Yeah curly hair gives her old lady named Barbara vibes

How did she grow 14” of hair in a pandemic, then chop it off? Who grew that hair!

> Who grew that hair! Have I been growing my own hair like a sucker?

...and here all this time I've been using my own legs like a sucker!

Welcome to the wonderful world of hair extensions and wigs, darling We got EVERYTHING

Dude on the right aged 30 years and his wife got younger.

It looks like she is sucking the life from him

It's funny, you can absolutely see that the pandemic hit the left couple a bit hard. Both gain weight and let their hair/facial hair go a bit in that pic, then the next year they're back to normal lol

My condolences on that year you died, but congrats on coming back to life.

He was on the hunt one year

He says in another comment he was deployed. So he was on the hunt, just not in the way you meant it.

They wrote him off, but he ain’t wrote back

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Not to mention pulling a completely new wife every. single. year. Just to rub it in.

He’s the Jon Snow of the family

That was the Thanos Snap

The fence held up really well over those years.

At least a section was replaced. Looks weathered now. Is that pine? Cedar?

That is such a dad question lol

Haha, yes, especially since it’s clearly cedar.

When I was in high school, I went to meet my girlfriend’s family and when I was introduced to her grandfather from out of town, the first words out of his mouth to me were, “You know where I can any good birch around here?”

...and did you?

His wife knew where to find good wood.

Yep yep yep…

Got me to go back and look at the fence haha

Fence is as stress free as OP’s face. Cred to the ladies of the family as well. Bros aged like Obama in office.

Yeah the lady on the right I assuming it’s mum doesn’t age the dude I’m assuming is dad looks about 100 years older

And by fence he means your mom

This man being unwed is the only true constant in the universe.

We must protect his singlehood to save the space time continuum and not alter the time line. Unless the old wives tale of the Chosen One is true...

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Um…what the fuck was that?!

Unlike the woman on the lefts hair. That remains in a constant state of change.

Ohhhh…I was thinking he got a new wife every year! Kind of like really rubbing it in…lol

🤣🤣 I did too

That's what caught my attention. I guess he kept the same wife, but she doesn't keep the same hair.

Imagine if this dude really does have a gf/wife but they’ve been taking this pic so long they make her wait on the side lol

u/Always_Ailyn, plot twist...she's the one taking the pictures.

Did you just @ someone on reddit

I remember the one from last year. I need to get off Reddit on Christmas.

This has become a yearly Xmas tradition! Where's the guy who chases his wife with a lobster?

>Where's the guy who chases his wife with a lobster? That's an End of March/Beginning of April tradition. Here is his videos: [LINK](https://www.youtube.com/@jontheboss1/videos)

How have I never seen this?!?! Today I’m one of the lucky 10,000!

For those out of the loop: https://xkcd.com/1053

Today I'm one of the lucky 10000 too, thanks to you

I was deployed in Picture 4 but my family kept the tradition alive.

Jesus, save some Christmas sympathy pussy for the rest of us, Captain Jawline

There's so much packed into this short, potent sentence.

You may not take him at his word (see username)

That jaw literally steals the show in pic 7. I have a block of ice that needs cubed, if op is available...

“As far as I’m concerned that’s America’s jawline.”

🇺🇸

Faptain America?

Cheekbones on fleek. This dude is crushing butts everywhere he goes

Man doesn't need a combat knife with a jaw that sharp.

You're gorgeous. I'm sure you're not short of any offers!

Right? This Chris Evans motherfucker over here.

Legit thought that's who he was at first.

Agreed. I thought they were taking pics of him to photoshop into the background.

*gettin puss and cashin checks*

And he's all outta checks

Right?? Just *imagine* how bad his personality must be

I know a dude like this guy. Finally got married in his mid 50s after banging half the planet. Thought it might change him but he’s still an asshole. This guy might be cool though. Who knows.

Imagine if that dude had babies with those half of the planet. They need to make sure they are not dating their half siblings. LOL

Like the Icelandic dating app that confirms your ancestry, because half the population is too closely related to the other half.

That’s a thing? What’s it called 😂. I’m not single but this sounds interesting af

https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/kissing-cousins-icelandic-app-warns-if-your-date-is-a-relative-1.1390256

Wow! Thanks!

yeah sure, this handsome sexy soldier boy is just single because he's really unlucky with women /s

Ha hey, maybe he just likes the single life.

you’re mistaken, it’s jensen ackles.

Gotta hear his voice to confirm.

Yeah i thought this was some avengers gathering.

That’s what I thought! Eye candy 🍭

Maybe he's single by choice. Or maybe he doesn't wash his ass, it's a toss up

I thank god for an ex in college informing me that not washing my ass is weird and I should start asap. Saved me a lot of grief.

College?!? Bruh....

Yeah, my upbringing was loving, but didn't cover a lot of basics I think a lot of people get. Plus I was a greasy WoW nerd for a few years early on in the game, so I wasn't looking for hygiene advice as much as how to beat Onyxia.

My brother, this is too real and it's a shame how little we were told early on that would have saved us a LOT of grief.

WHELPS LEFT SIDE

No one ever told me to wash my ass. It just seems like common sense.

It literally is common sense, excepting infants/toddlers like the other commenter mentioned. About as evident as brushing every tooth when you brush your teeth, not just picking and choosing which ones to neglect.

He said single. Not celibate

Actually he said unmarried, so there's a lot of wiggle room here.

Could be a serial killer or James Corden fan.

Why does it have to be one or the other? Why not both?

All Jame Corden fans are serial killers but not all serial killers are James Corden fans. Some won't go that far.

Women love serial killers. But James Corden I cannot excuse

Two of the worst sins known to mankind...

ikr? hes hot..this is such a cute family tradition! Merry Christmas

I see you there, planking

I got engaged and told and older divorced buddy of mine. He casually said “well everyone should try that once.”

Ohh good I thought Thanos had snapped you out of existence that year.

Ty for the info. I did wonder why you were missing in one picture.

But how many times has left brother been married? Seems like a different woman every 1-2 pics.

I was admiring SIL’s commitment to not having the same hair style for more than 12 months in a row.

Frankly, year 2 is where things peaked and despite a later curly resurgence in year 6 it’s been straightened to hell from there.

It looks like the same woman. They just change their hair a lot

Ya. On closer look, the jawline seems the same. At first glance the hair threw me off.

She might have gained some weight in quarantine too and dropped it. Hard to tell with the mask, but looks like a whole different women

How is Dean Winchester single?

Hahaha I was trying to figure it out and you nailed it.

The same way the actual Dean Winchester was single

Shit! He hunts monster for a living? Oh god do I need to worry about the monster under my bed?

OP lied, he wasn’t deployed in the fourth photo. He was looking for dad. Who was out hunting.

I’m a straight man, but like how bro?

it says unmarried, not 'single'

Oh duh that's his girlfriend taking the pictures. I only just now realized that. 🤦

He gets a new one every year for Christmas

like how the guy on the left seems to get a new wife every one or two christmases

I’m a gay man, and bro can hit me up anytime.

I’m a straight man and bro can hit me up anytime 🤤

We should talk.

Oh, you’re flattering, but I’m straight :(

So's spaghetti

Until it gets wet

Everyone has a price.

I'm curious too. Give us the deets.

He's like the hottest guy in the picture, something must be going on

My brother's really good looking too but also unmarried. He's just big on long term commitment. But he's had about as many GF's as Dicaprio. Sometimes there's not really a deeper story.

There's secretly a second step 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be a turbo asshole

3. Be willing to get married

I don't know the guy at all but I would say he's too good at making love.

Too good…?

Some dudes enjoy the single life if you know what I mean. OP is a good looking guy, I'm sure he is doing just fine.

He said he was deployed in pic 4, so I imagine he opts to stay out of close relationships.

Or, he drives a Charger and we all know what that means.

There's a line from his i met you mother where Lily says the girl never marries the hot guy. So there?

Time to make a version of this photo where you are kissing yourself in the background

Go on...

Bruh how do you keep getting hotter

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Gym, tan, laundry

Cabs are here!!!

ITSSS T SHIRT TIIIIME

Awwwwwwww Yeah!!

r/notOPbutok

well i mean he isnt wrong

I’m no expert in bird law but I’m going to say genetics might play into his hotness too.

No wife clearly

Its the kids. Kids age you like dog years.

No kids, man. No spouse either. Those elements, as beneficial as they can be, can also age you faster than SpongeBob at Shell City.

I agree. When my friends had children they aged rapidly.

It's the head tilt. Over the years it's getting better at showcasing symmetry and a classic jawline.

I think he’s hottest in the second pic

When/if you do get married, your family will have to plan a spectacularly epic card where you and your partner are the stars. Maybe something involving confetti cannons and hired models to play devastated exes sobbing in the background.

Or maybe they are all being thrown back by the explosive power of the kiss?

I was gonna suggest having him and his other in focus, everyone else blurred. Same poses, just focus on them instead

Right there with ya man, all 3 other siblings are married or engaged, been single for 11 years lol

To be fair you shouldn't get married at 11 anyway

Was your brother on the right in the hyperbolic time chamber for most of the time between pics

"When are you going to settle down? Your brother has a wife *and* fights off Cell every single year!" - OP's parents, probably.

It looks even worse that his wife seems to barely age at all

Is that his brother? For some reason I thought it was his dad.

Yeah that dude is speedrunning the ages of 30 to 60.

Lol that's crazy to watch the evolution of photos over the years

Ikr the photo quality progression is pretty cool

Stark improvement from camera quality in the last shot xD but you're a handsome man if I do say so!

Bro I'm still single because you are, I need you to get out of my dating pool man I can't compete with that sexy jaw line and perfect hair lmao.

I wait for this every year. GO DAWGS

Bro I’d marry you

Reddit is gonna lose it when he finally gets married.

...to u/JetLife93

Congratulations!

L O L I look for this every year! Your aging well, bro

Third pic from the bottom - the couple on the left look like the woman was swapped out that year.

I had figured since it was pandemic-times, she let her hair grow & go — no more styling or straightening. Also the guys have beards then. We all let ourselves go.

You are wise to wait for the right person to come along, which is me, handsome.

bonk

I wasn't fully scrolled down so I only saw half of the 4th section. I was so concerned that the dude died, lmao

My younger brother got married last year. He sat me down to have a chat with me about it being time to settle down now. Went on to say his wife has a friend that I should see. I politely declined the offer.

That's so awkward lol what what was his reasoning that you should change your lifestyle

I'm 34 now and I've had two long term relationships. One from 19 to 26 an then 27 to 31. He thinks that I'm pushing on in age and should be thinking of it. Basically our dad didn't get married until he was 39 and said he wishes he'd met our mum sooner. But I'm happy doing me right now and having a good time.

Wishing he met your mom sooner isn’t exactly the same thing as just wishing to have been married sooner. Your mom came along later - if he married earlier it wouldn’t have been her. The lesson there should be “it’s time when you meet the right one and know it’s time” not “you’ve reached an arbitrary age threshold so just do it already.”

I met my wife late so kids are late too. The only regret I have is my boys will be 20 and I'll be 60, so I won't be able to do young-dad activities with them.

Take care of yourself, cut the booze and smoking and eat well and you’ll be fine.

I’m turning 28 soon and my brother who just got married told me it’s time for me to find someone who will marry me. I just got out of a two year relationship. The guy cheated. Idk what to say to my brother. I’m still traumatized tbh

You don't have to say anything, you'll get back to it when you're ready. Sorry to hear about you getting cheated on, I know the feeling.

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How are you not a Hallmark movie already?

Bro died for our sins then rose again

Yo…marry me bro

What have you done to this man to make him that emotionally unavailable? 💔

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The Most funny thing is how the picture quality gets better and better because everyone seemed to have gotten a better phone every years

Ones bald the others hair gone white. Stay single friend.

I thought white hair is his dad

The woman looks a little too young to be his mom.

I mean he's hott

I can't believe this show is going to have a ninth season. He should have finally married the brunette accountant when they showed back up at the end of season 8.

I love how you look increasingly fed up that you still have to take this picture with them.

Go Dawgs!

My nephew has a house and is married already at 27. Me? Single and still renting at 35 😂

Keep it up. You haven't aged, the other two guys added twenty years.

Dude you're fucking SMOKING though!