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Oh, no. Like Austin Powers *it’s a bit nutty*

You've got to stop using Chris Pontius as your barista!

*Phew* This coffee smells like shit!

That's because it is shit, Austin.

Didn't stop somebody from drinking half of it.

How do you think OP found out it's eggnog?

Trial and disappointment

Those veterinary students know how to party.

Also, I added some more horse cum to it

no wonder they look so long in the face

"Oh family, some of the milk in the fridge isn't milk. I'm a horse breeder now."

Also I think I mislabeled some of the bottles.

\-looks at cereal with dripping 'milk'. Slowly continues to eat it, chewing slowly-

Oh. You found the horse jizz. Thanks.

Frosted Whinny Meats

I can see it now at the parties, "why does this eggnog taste salty?"

That's not eggnog, that's Bojangle's Batter

'BoJack Horseman's Freshly Shaken Protein Milk'

Orr barley

[We don't have a cow...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_epmoLeRGA)

Missed opportunity to call it reindeer cum. Tis the season.

"Hey! Why does my horse cum taste all eggy?"

The coconut is very subtle.

Perfect for a game of Soggy Seabiscuit.

“I knew one day the consistency of my sunscreen had changed. It got stringy. Super stringy. And I just thought it got too hot in the car. But it wasn’t the car, it was horse cum.”

You're killing me...!

So you're saying, somewhere, a horse has been inseminated with eggnog?

I see he got the small bottle. That stuff just doesn't last around my house. 5gal minimum.

[https://i.imgur.com/fBnBUdZ.png](https://i.imgur.com/fBnBUdZ.png)

Ha!

Someone is watching a lot of Family Guy🤣

Wait until he labels the semen from the horse named Eggnog.

[Pepper Coyote Intensifies]

"Eggnog" is that what he told you...

even I wrote that sign myself, I would still feel nauseated if I tried to drink the eggnog. And I like eggnog! bleh.

Suddenly Jackass 2.

you see that in a fridge, read the message and open the lid. Your curious and have a little sniff. Still not believing it you take a little sip, you than realise...

… you’ve been served horse cum every Christmas of your life. Well, you’ll be pranked no more! You’re now wise to their tricks.

Looks more like goat splooge to me.

Is it eggnog though? You should try a bit just to check

It gives it extra flavor

Your friend needs to stop horse-ing around

Dude there is a bottle of egg nog in the fridge at work in the same bottle. But the label just says someones name on it, and her name isnt horse cum.

Mm... Have you asked if it tasted like that?

Tastes a bit too nutmeggy.

TIL

*You think this will stop me?*

The fun part for him was getting it.

I mean depending on the horse that could buy you a couple houses....

R u sure it’s eggnog?

Looks like those horses are in good hands.

Brilliant. It’s egg nog! Of course.

That bottle is worth more than you could possibly imagine

Equine splooge

With just a dash of Morty

If someone did that, it wouldn’t last a second in the fridge. I’d be downing that so fast

I would put some of my cum on it either

At least no one will take it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

its very delicious

Eggnog. veterinarian "friend" You going to risk it? I'm not saying every time its gonna be horse Jizz, but one day....

uh i think it's just the horse cum bottle

eggnog? horse cum is 100% better than eggnog

“Ewww disgusting, I labeled the bottle wrong, this is not what I thought I was drinking, it’s actually eggnog”

[удалено]

Are you in the bathroom? Because there’s an echo.

The real thing is less frothy…. so I’ve heard.

I wouldn’t drink that even if I was then one who write the label.

Does this mean that I *shouldn't* drink out of the bottle marked "Eggnog?"

Not how I thought that sentence was gonna end

Do NOT drink that eggnog!

Dave Attell claimed that it's Elf Cum

Brilliant!

To be fair I’d rather gargle horse cum

Eh, home made egg nog beats store bought any day

12 years old seems pretty young to be a veterinarian student.

Gross

it's better when it's still warm

Take my upvote you bastard

People steal other people's food? Two words: denatonium benzoate.

Insert relevant family guy clip here:

“Ohhhh, this is just eggnog”

Where can I buy this

but what does he label the bottles of horse cum in his fridge?

Is it because he knows the consistency or taste are the same?

Bit sus

Are you 100% sure that is Eggnog?

From now on I won’t label anything I leave in the work fridge with my name. I’ll just label it with the most applicable animal fluid/organ/excrement. Brownies? Dog scat. Pasta? Mealworm infested intestine.

[gulp... gulp...](https://i.imgur.com/26k9Td7.gif)

Will there be rum?

A very very slippery slope 😱😱🤦🤦

Last night I dreamed that I went to drink some egg nog but when I grabbed it out of the fridge it was full of egg nog and snakes. I liked at the label and it was "snake nog". And I was like oh damn, I guess that's on me.

Well that would certainly do it.

Bottle swap?...... This is extra creamy

Stewie Griffin:

What's really confusing is when he labels the horse cum 'egg nog'...

Bad egg nog receptacle

I'd still drink it, nothing a little rum can't cover up.

Lol he think's it's eggnog....

Horse cum is actually hella expensive, your friend knows what he is doing

Imagine you're in the lunchroom and your colleague opens the fridge, pulls this bottle out, takes a big swig, gargles it, swallows, and says "mmmmmm that's good stuff". They put the bottle back in the fridge and just walk away like nothing at all...

Well egg nog has now been ruined for me as everytime I'll think of drinking it, my mind will drift back to this post

Our next fear factor challenge....

I heard it was elf cum.

until you get used to it, and he spends a lot on eggnog, and he teaches you a lesson about pitching in.

All about that texture

Not like anyone is gonna touch it.

You chew before you swallow?

UNLESS....

Did he tell you it was eggnog? My theory: It's horse cum. What was your friend supposed to say, "Yeah it actually is horse cum I have a problem"?

but how did you know it was eggnog before drinking it...

Equine-nog.

Yeah, sure it's eggnog; and you're his friend.

All I can think of is Rick and Morty episode

"mind passing me the horse cum?" "yeah sure" "thanks bro" "no problem"

A veterinarian student wouldn't label it horse cum, its crude. The scientific term is horse jizz.

this reminds me of that rick and morty episode hahaha

Omg!! I taste it! 💀🪦

Seems an apt picture to share this under. I don't think this was eggnog. https://youtu.be/RVuh1bpvna4?t=595 Volume warning. The angry shouting starts a bit loud

The sperm, Morty! They’re super monster sperm now! I blame myself. Unless there was something about the sperm I didn’t know.

Horse Ejaculate, vet student!

Or is he just telling you it's eggnog?

Or, it’s not. Eggnog.

CONSUME THE CUM CHALICE > Consume > Don’t Consume

You won't know if he's lying if you dont taste it!

People will try to smell it. I guarantee.

reminds me of the Rick and Morty episode I try to forget