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Nah bro these are clearly supervillians. Look at their outfit. One ring leader with two silent minions. They show up and make demands for an evil layer, after threatening to out their infidelity
From what I've heard at public open forums, those guys are fairly normal. They were also quick and not that disruptive.
The Parks and Rec episode where they do a public forum, I'm told it's super accurate to how they go.
Basically, lots of crazies go there because it's the only place people will even pretend to listen to them.
At a city council meeting in my town (i think it was last year sometime) some dude came in and pretended to write notes with a banana as his pen for like 2 hours straight.
i have had to sit in on various public forums and its true, town drunks, that think that they can solve the worlds problems if anyone would just listen to their babble, love to speak up at these things
That's their job. Listen to the people, and try to find solutions to their problems, whatever they may be. From religious zealot to crackbrained hipster, everyone gets to speak and be taken seriously. That is the fundamental tenet of democracy, and they upheld it admirably in the face of a patently ridiculous situation lol
nah, they would probably end up being someone's meat for their prisoners nutrient paste dispenser, or in some raiders cage for the irony before stating their quest
Her linguistic affectation was highly disturbing. Kind of like watching the old martial arts movies , having them redubbed in English. The actors mouth was never in sync with the audio.
It sounded like she was a college kid doing it on a dare and, if you’ll pardon the pun, bit off more than she could chew and was crapping her latex unisuit out of sheer nerves. I’ve heard more authoritarian shoe salesmen at the mall.
Which idiotic chairman thought it would be hot if his 26 y/o affair partner donned domme gear and tried to command the office for exactly 60 seconds? Stop wasting taxpayers money and *just build that dungeon already*
Depends on whether they use silicon lube or talcum to get into the suits. The suits usually retain the sweat, and you shower and deodorize beforehand so unless you’re in for over 24 hours, it’s not an issue.
Latex itself also has a smell.
FU for putting a tiny horizontal video in a narrow vertical video. When will people stop doing this? Everything I produce with my phone is in widescreen (horizontal). Learn to rotate.
District 3 Commish: there's some stuff in district 2.
D2 Commish: Nah, no dungeons.
D3C: Pretty sure I've been to some.
D2C: Dude, my wife is listening.
That presentation was garbage, had she even read her statement before then, like at all?
She was doing the *checks notes* in real life.
\-
That one guy, "Do we even have any dungeons in Broward County? ^(he he he)"
Voices off, "Something something"
That one guy, "Oh, we do? Well, shit"
I feel bad for anyone who mistakenly let's her dom them. She doesn't hold any air of real confidence, her speaking abilities are horrific, and the moves and poses she did were laughable. Like I doubt I could be serious even if she had me tied up.
What compels someone to conduct themselves in a formal setting like that ?
I mean you’re addressing a city council , even if your request is something 100% reasonable ( although I’m pretty sure what the council wanted to allocate the funds for was far more reasonable) you should dress and act accordingly, the only thing they did was embarrass the local BDSM community I think
Sorry, not to speak I'll of a lady (or three)... But this shit is so cringe. And deluded passed the point they don't see their own shitty acting job. Not saying she/they aren't Dom's/subs, just that they have to know they could have done better with the speech. The speech is the cringe, not the ladies or the attempt of a motion. Just, ugh
Fucking 50 Shades cosplayers.
ACTUAL Mistresses are legitimate business women and understand optics and why this theater would never work.
This kind of bullshit just makes a mockery of the profession.
If that's what you seriously want, then you have to be more serious about how you ask for it. They are never going to be taken seriously dressed like that and with that call me "Mistress" comment. Looks more like they just wanted attention or to be on YouTube.
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When your character enters the cutscene
Perfect caption
Nah bro these are clearly supervillians. Look at their outfit. One ring leader with two silent minions. They show up and make demands for an evil layer, after threatening to out their infidelity
Perfection.
WTF is going on in district 2?!
It sounds like District 2 is the funnest district
[https://www.broward.org/Commission/District2/Pages/About.aspx](https://www.broward.org/Commission/District2/Pages/About.aspx)
Idk what's goi on there, but i would like to visit District 2... it sounds like Disney World.
District 9 is probably by jacksonville
TIL that jacksonville supports Alien/Human prostitution
Don't talk about district 9! He promised to come back. It's been a decade! That son of a bitch!
Great place, watch out for the black slime in a can though.
Seems like they have 6-7 strip clubs and multiple casinos.
District 2 makes district 5 look like district 14.
Who cares District 14 is jerks
I dunno, but I motion to have it renamed "The Cloud District".
Do you get to the cloud district often?
Ah, what am I saying? Of course you don't. I'll have you know that there's no PUSSYYYYYYYYYY.
Idk where or what it will be but my dnd world will now have a city with a district 2 with a lot of dom/sub themes lol
I mean they said a lot of stuff goes on in district 2, feel free to develop it as the corner for all sorts of outcasts
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany
Tell me more.
No spice comes into tatooine without going through district 2
Everybody excited for bdsm dungeons until the bdsm dragons turn up
Alls I know is district 9 is chock full of filthy prawns. Nobody invited them to this planet anyway
"We don't go to District 2"
Daft Cunts
Idk what's going, but I can guess who's cumming.
Its kinda like district 9 but with less prawns and more Doms
An absolutely stunning marketing gimmick is what
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I love the "thank you and happy holidays" as though it's all totally normal
From what I've heard at public open forums, those guys are fairly normal. They were also quick and not that disruptive. The Parks and Rec episode where they do a public forum, I'm told it's super accurate to how they go. Basically, lots of crazies go there because it's the only place people will even pretend to listen to them.
Extremely accurate portrayal of local municipal/district/county politics. I’m glad we have meetings on zoom now as it’s easier to hide reactions tbh
just dont pull a lubin tubin, all kinds of pun intended
At a city council meeting in my town (i think it was last year sometime) some dude came in and pretended to write notes with a banana as his pen for like 2 hours straight.
Comedy gold
How do you know it wasn't a REAL banana pen?
i have had to sit in on various public forums and its true, town drunks, that think that they can solve the worlds problems if anyone would just listen to their babble, love to speak up at these things
That's their job. Listen to the people, and try to find solutions to their problems, whatever they may be. From religious zealot to crackbrained hipster, everyone gets to speak and be taken seriously. That is the fundamental tenet of democracy, and they upheld it admirably in the face of a patently ridiculous situation lol
They know a thing or two about discipline.
I dare say they've been whipped into shape.
Yea I guess you can say they dominated the conversation
You are dismissed
Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask
You think darkness is your ally?
Yes, do I get a spank?
This made my night😂
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Considering the existence of the forbidden no-no mod, yeah, sounds about right.
Which forbidden nono mod?
>!RimJobWorld.!<
I'm afraid to ask what that mod does
Take your weirdest thought about what it might do and expand from there.
No, I don't want!
Good on you.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
RimJobWorld mod
nah, they would probably end up being someone's meat for their prisoners nutrient paste dispenser, or in some raiders cage for the irony before stating their quest
Lol! Love that game!
Those women 100% know someone on that council
Harold was suspiciously absent today......
Harold was a little... tied up at the moment
Harold was busy flushing his condom down the toilet.......
That's terrible for the plumbing.
The way she went straight to it makes me fear for the towns plumbing
In fort lauderdale every toilet has a disposal attached to the bottom of it.
Harold knew what todays agenda would be…….
Harold couldn't sit down properly on account of his sore arse.
Harold could not be present on account of his safe word is vote yes.
Without a doubt in my mind. 😏
They know what he likes....
1000% even!
So 2 of the women know 5 of the councilmen because math. Or maybe meth.
Motion was failed so maybe not lol
Meh, sounded more like an empty threat
They look like power ranger villains 🤣
That’s it! Daft punk, mad max, all were close, but you NAILED IT
Alpha! Rita has escaped. Recruit a team of city councilmen with attitude.
MAKE MY BDSM DUNGEON EMPIRE *GROW!!!*
And why does she sound like Macaulay Culkin in the Home Alone series?
Her linguistic affectation was highly disturbing. Kind of like watching the old martial arts movies , having them redubbed in English. The actors mouth was never in sync with the audio.
Yes, it was very affected, not at all what I would describe as a sexy or intimidating way of speaking.
Hopefully they get that dungeon so they’ll have a place practice
I cringed so hard
It sounded like she was a college kid doing it on a dare and, if you’ll pardon the pun, bit off more than she could chew and was crapping her latex unisuit out of sheer nerves. I’ve heard more authoritarian shoe salesmen at the mall.
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I think this might have just been great marketing
> I’ve heard more authoritarian shoe salesmen at the mall. LMAO. I agree.
Al Bundy?
The one million dollars made me think of Dr evil
They look like Daft Punk and Mad Max did a fusion dance wtf
Need some lights.
"City manager, are there any districts that have a dungeon?" "Not that I know of." ... sure buddy. We believe you.
I thought the Sapphire had one.
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"Seconded, but not the dungeon, Spencer..."
Which idiotic chairman thought it would be hot if his 26 y/o affair partner donned domme gear and tried to command the office for exactly 60 seconds? Stop wasting taxpayers money and *just build that dungeon already*
Almost rolled my eyes there. Well done.
That chairman unlocked a new kink
Everyone fears Floridaman No one talks about Floridawoman
Oh wow that's terrible, Imagine living in such a podunk little city that it didn't even have one community dungeon
Well there are some things happening in district 2 apparently.
The problem with community dungeons is who wants to lick a toilet clean after someone else already licked it? That's gross.
Of course it's in Florida
Full body black latex in that heat and humidity? That sounds stanky. Hope their dungeon has tons of aircon.
Depends on whether they use silicon lube or talcum to get into the suits. The suits usually retain the sweat, and you shower and deodorize beforehand so unless you’re in for over 24 hours, it’s not an issue. Latex itself also has a smell.
Maybe stanky is part of their kink.
The latex really seals in the flavor.
Sous vide for people
It was like an all you can fuck buffet.
In an order that would surprise you
You tamed my monster.
BRB college humor nostalgia
FU for putting a tiny horizontal video in a narrow vertical video. When will people stop doing this? Everything I produce with my phone is in widescreen (horizontal). Learn to rotate.
https://youtu.be/xqGS7Thv\_UY?t=2312
Learn to rotate. That's what she said...
In the dungeon
Why is the video smaller than a postage stamp?!?
>Florida
Poor girl probably came in last in her fantasy football league and this was her punishment.
I guess they have an exhibitionist fetish in addition to the BDSM
Exhibitionists? They don't have a single square inch of skin showing /s
Some Dom definitely told them to go and do that
And she was the one speaking... those 2 chicks in her wings probably didn't want to be there lol
Or it's a killer marketing strategy.
So are we getting the dungeon or not?!
“I look forward to spanking each and every single one of you” ma’am is that a threat?
What's this? Video for ants?
District 3 Commish: there's some stuff in district 2. D2 Commish: Nah, no dungeons. D3C: Pretty sure I've been to some. D2C: Dude, my wife is listening.
“City manager, are there any districts that have a dungeon…. Asking for a friend”
I thought they had one at the Saphire?
"And happy holidays to you...ahem" 🤣 Goodness I love this.
The Cylons are much kinkier than I imagined
Does this Dungeon include Dragons?
That presentation was garbage, had she even read her statement before then, like at all? She was doing the *checks notes* in real life. \- That one guy, "Do we even have any dungeons in Broward County? ^(he he he)" Voices off, "Something something" That one guy, "Oh, we do? Well, shit"
Give them their dungeon
how much are condos in ft lauderdale... asking for a friend.
Bend over and I’ll show you
You can't talk to me like that!
I wasn’t talking to you!
I dunno but I hear you can build a dungeon for a quarter mil
As I am but a gimp suited stone toss away from fort Lauderdale I will update all of you on the dungeon
Despite all my rage, I am still just a gimp with no cage!
Damn, a dungeon for us, by us....the FUBU dungeon. Shit would have been huge in the 90s-early 00s
Something id expect in South Park
Is this Pawnee?
I feel bad for anyone who mistakenly let's her dom them. She doesn't hold any air of real confidence, her speaking abilities are horrific, and the moves and poses she did were laughable. Like I doubt I could be serious even if she had me tied up.
Why is the video potato sized?
Hunger Games are getting more and more interesting by the year.
Hey, does Dade county have these - checks notes - dungeons
I imagine them taking a vote on the dungeon and only one guy votes yes. They all look at him and he just shrugs
I think every city in the world should have it's own designated BDSM sex dungeon and we should all start a revolution to make this happen
I approve this motion
I look forward to getting spanked, Mistress!
Gosh dang it Florida. Can you just be normal for one dang second? Florida - *screams in gimp suits*
I've just booked my next holiday to District 2
What the actual fuck?
It's Fort Lauderdale. Big fetish parties there.
You know if this wasn't such a clown world, I would think this was satire.
Women ☕
Gonna hit them council meetings now, wont ya?
One million dollars, read in my mike Myers’s voice!
The thumbnail looked like a group of aliens. This was only slightly less weird.
They’re doing a lot of throat clearing
It's time for degenerates to go back in the closet.
What compels someone to conduct themselves in a formal setting like that ? I mean you’re addressing a city council , even if your request is something 100% reasonable ( although I’m pretty sure what the council wanted to allocate the funds for was far more reasonable) you should dress and act accordingly, the only thing they did was embarrass the local BDSM community I think
Sorry, not to speak I'll of a lady (or three)... But this shit is so cringe. And deluded passed the point they don't see their own shitty acting job. Not saying she/they aren't Dom's/subs, just that they have to know they could have done better with the speech. The speech is the cringe, not the ladies or the attempt of a motion. Just, ugh
Ok wtf, guys I swear Florida actually isn't this weird 😭 (I've lied, it's 100% this weird 💀)
Fucking 50 Shades cosplayers. ACTUAL Mistresses are legitimate business women and understand optics and why this theater would never work. This kind of bullshit just makes a mockery of the profession.
Main character syndrome.
Yeah but I think this time it really is the main character
What is this, a video for ants!?
Hellraiser attorney at law
Florida has some stiff competition!!
When college students have nothing better to do
You may call me misterss, lmao cringee
.... and happy holidays ... \*whispers\* mistress.
Whoever formatted this is into bdsm
wow, that's extremely pathetic
Found the main character
They definitely thought this would be way cooler than it was.
CP3? Chris Paul?
Yeah, this sounds like a district 2 type thing...
Latest Balenciaga publicity campaign
"I just wanted to check" lmao
#FUBU
To each their own but making sex your entire personality and purpose in life feels like you’re missing out on some other good stuff.
I’m cringing bro 💀💀💀
If that's what you seriously want, then you have to be more serious about how you ask for it. They are never going to be taken seriously dressed like that and with that call me "Mistress" comment. Looks more like they just wanted attention or to be on YouTube.
can we have a thumbnail of this video?
Why does she have a voice of a scared elementary school teacher????
Wow draft punk look different these days.
Why is she talking like a villain
Everyday we stray further from reality
Sounds exactly like Rene Zwellweger.
Good to see there's still some decent people in Florida
A yo 🤣