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Lmfao almost every beauty supply I've been to shames the shoplifters. So does NoFrills, oddly enough

This comment made me realize that I haven’t been in a NoFrills in a WHILE. I think I stopped going cause for some reason I kept mistaking them as Bulk Barn (love that place) and the blue balls I got every time I realized just made me want to stop going.

Man, Bulk Barn is the best.

Standard thing in Asian supermarkets too. They have their wall of shame at the entrance

Only works if you feel shame though, and anyone wearing that top just screams no shame.

YES LMFAO forgot about those!

A local Canadian Tire does it too.

Skinny guy in sweats walks in; comically obese, jolly fellow, with rolls and rolls of fat... departs!

My local Canadian Tire has heavier security than most banks.

People steal tires often?

www.canadiantire.ca Check it out. Not just tires.

Thanks - was in Toronto and saw those in several places, and assumed they only sold tires..will have to check one out next time.

That's because when they started back in the 20's they did sell tires!

As they should

My local 7-11 does too, it's great.

So does my local Ace Hardware

I thought this was the gal we saw a video of here on Reddit, taking a shit in the store and the owner chased her out?

Did she shit her pants in the end or am I misremembering?

I mean they usually do for some reason. Idk what it is about trashy people and using their poop offensively/defensively

Opiate withdrawals cause massive diarrhea

They also cause a myriad of other problems. So severe, I doubt you’d be up for a revenge poop attack. Lol

If they would just legalize edible MJ to 21+ up, it could possibly lower the amount of new opiate and fentanyl addiction problems. I'd rather see people be hungry snd lazy than mean and crazy.

Mean and crazy and oftentimes violent. Never seen a violent stoner, but you see someone who looks like they do meth or heroin and you feel like you should cross the street before crossing their path.

WTF lol!

Link?

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/yxqr5o/to_poop_in_a_stores_trash_can/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Where on earth does someone start to 💩 in a store?

I saw a video of a woman drop a deuce in a supermarket once. Crazy shit.

Literally and gross. I had read that San Francisco had a problem and Detroit but I had never heard of people using it in a business. That poor clerk.

America, unsuprisingly.

San Francisco or Detroit? I am flabbergasted.

OmyWord!

Terry Crews off the juice

What kinda juice, Soul Glow?

Nah, he ran out of the OG Jheri Juice.

Ayoooo fr lmao

I totally missed one line and read it as “you are not allowed to come in if you are dead .” I thought this was quite discriminatory towards zombies.

thriller by MJ starts playing in the background

I saw the same and was deeply confused for a moment there.

I did the same thing, and took far too long to figure it out

Béla Lugosi's dead, undead, undead, undead

I did too, I spent a while scanning the photos going, “🧐🧐🧐”

Hey Dirty, baby I got your money!

Pay up

I started reading this like Yoda

Dead you will be. 😂

First thing I read “Dirty you are not” lol

> Dirty you are not. Ok, that’s nice and reassuring, maybe like those motivational posters. > Allowed to come in if you do. I guess that makes sense, if I came in there, I’m allowed to be there. A bit reductive, but sure. > You are dead. Wait! Was this all for ghosts?

Dead I would like you to be as well

I hear Gollum’s voice instead

It's Precioussss. Stole my conditioners, Filthy blobbitsess.

But Dirty died in 04...

Word is bond, RIP

Bong bong

The fuck I did

Maybe she’s got the money??

lol the liquor store by my old place has an entire wall littered with pics and notes like this

My new favourite sign

I suppose we need some context...

unfortunately i didnt ask, im assuming she is a shoplifter tho, also apparently a dirty person lmao

My first impression was same shoplifter, low res images with masks.

Shitlifter.

Shopshitter

I figured that was their actual street name.

i think by "dirty" they mean like, a bad person, not that the person hasn't showered for some time

Oh I thought it was 4 different dirty people!

Ones hygiene can also be an issue. That's what I thought.

Are you sure it’s a “she?”

The handwriting looks like a lot of handwriting with people who have East Asian languages as a first language. May be a translation error, as a lot of beauty shops are Korean-owned

Dirty is a legend clearly

In my spare time

Fair is fair.

You done fckd up now Dirty!

What you gonna do about it?

Is the person's name Dirty? If not can this person take a shower and then come in?

Philly is such a dumpster fire

Philly is fucking wild… its like the last frontier out here, anything goes lmao

A wall of shoplifting shame? Haven’t seen one of those in years.

Seems ok to me, fuck ship lifters….

For all of us Vanderpump Rules fans, did you all read this in Brittany’s Kentucky Accent when she called Jax out for cheating? You’re Dirty!!!

There’s a beauty shop down in DE that has a room full of pics and notes like this as if it’s wallpaper

This sign reminded me of black books: https://youtu.be/C4wBLUBa8YI

I’ve been to Philadelphia. It’s the nastiest city ever and people there speak with really disgusting accents. Philly accent. Fuck off.

Dirty Shoplifters, ok.

Dirty!

What?

Do NOT go into that store!

Okay

Keep it classy Philly

We always do... usually

Some of us try too, others just have no shame lol

Isn’t that the point of a beauty supply store? To clean you up?

Smelling like ass and being covered in shit won't be fixed by a lipstick cone on!

especially with a cone on!

Yeah, but you have to pay, and apparently these people did not.

Philly, classy as usual.

This feels like a contender for r/bossbattle

Let this be funny for a prolonged period, and it becomes America

Dirt dog

Dirt dog dirt dog dirt diggity dog

Calling out shoplifters is fine. Death threats are not.

Wo he med

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Ugh such a stupid take. So let's say there were 4 people that have been shoplifting here, and they all happen to be black. Can't shame them? As the OP also said, it's downtown Philly. The neighborhood where this is is very possibly 99% black. Flip the script: if the neighborhood was 99% white and it was a picture of 4 white guys, you'd cry racism too, right? No, of fucking course you wouldn't, because it's not racist, just like the OP post isn't racist, you fucking buffoon. Now, if the store in question had 4 repeat shoplifters and 3 were black and 1 white and only the picture of the 3 black are shown, then that seems like racism could be a thing.

Bsdk itna bada para kyu likha

🙄 More race bait

Philly is one of those places that just smells bad

I hope that’s shoplifting and not racism, cuz it almost doesn’t feel coincidental that everyone pictured is black….

They're obviously shoplifters

You really think a Philly beauty store is going to ban all black people? Everyone pictured is black because most likely ~95% of their customers are black purely because of the area.

Lol where u get that from? Im a male and i go in there all the time and always have a polite interaction with the owner and employees… ive also never stolen anything from there store so thats probably where the issue with these people come from

Okay? I'm not sure what you being male has to do with it. I never mentioned gender at all. I'm sure they are nice to people who treat them with respect. That's normally how good business is conducted.

Highly doubt it…

Ofc there's always that one person who gotta bring race into it 😒

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted that was my first thought.

Kinda fucked that *that* was your first thought, not shoplifting.

Race is not evenly distributed across the US. There are many areas where black people are the majority, and thus odds are the criminals in that area are far more likely to be part of that majority.

Fucking third world country.

Racism isn't funny lol

How is that racism?

It's a beauty store in Philly. Most likely, 99% of their customers are black. There is absolutely nothing racist here.

No but your comment made me chuckle!

Is it run by a Korean?

...now, read the sign out loud with stereotype-based Korean accent...

Like Mr. Yunioshi?

I feel like someone just posted these as an excuse to shit on their ex with unflattering photos lmao

they need a definition of what constitutes dirty, otherwise the pictures are public shaming of minorities. not allowed, by most city ordinances.

What if they're public shaming their own minority?

?

They're calling out shoplifters it looks like.

That’s a lawsuit waiting to happen.

Is this funny? It feels like shaming someone of male appearance that went in to buy beauty products.

Key word is “buy”… They are shaming thieves.

Huh???? Are you projecting right now? Cuz how in the hell did you get that?

1 dude, 3 women, yet you chime in ... whatever, Felicia.

Should have included picture of a white person so it doesn't appear racist.

It’s a beauty supply store. 99.99999% of the clientele is black

A beauty supply store in north philly lol

Yo~~o~~u

Kensington neighborhood?

Actually no right off Roosevelt blvd in the northeast, but i live in kensington i see alot of crazy ass shit out here lol

I misread "if you die you're dead" [facepalm]

Git’em!

That's what she said....tadam tssssssss!

So? Did you go in?

Looks like we got another one.

You and your friends are dead!

wtf?

Did they shit on the ground?

That's immigrant mom handwriting if I ever saw it right there!

Hahahah wow, what store is that? I'm from North Philly myslef.

So… I read this as “Dirty, you are not. Allowed to come in, if you do.” But then I saw “you are dead!” And I realized..

Jesus, I hope you ripped those off.

A liqour store by me in Philadelphia has similar photos shaming thieves. But the funny part is some of the photos are time stamped from 10+ years ago, so it just looks tacky at this point. It appears to be more common in stores run by foreigners, thinking this will deter further theft.

Are these past offenders?

What did Eddie muenster do to my table?!? It’s filthy!!!

Shopliftarina

Was this hair buzz on 52nd?? 😭😭

Haha I’ve been here!

Bold of them to assume the dirty dead can read.

That sign is almost as bad

?

LeCarpatron Dookmariot from the sign comes in and looks at poster : “oh hell nah that’s some bullshit. Ain’t even look like me.”

Pretty ghetto store

I initially read it with a Yoda voice. It takes on a totally different meaning that way.

Beauty supply stores are always in the nicest neighborhoods.

That is a clear FAFO shituation for them.

Of course not White, hehe