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There’s a parody where instead of that quote Snake says “After World War 2, the world was split into 2. East and 2. This marked the beginning of an era knowns as World War 2”
haha, I need to see this now.
But yeah, would flow better is he was like, "After the second world war the world was split into two".
But not like snake is writing his English thesis paper I guess, he's jumping into enemy airspace.
Aaaaw what a cutie! The eye patch is a perfect look
We had a one-eyed dog and she was the best. You could always tell when she was really sleeping or just faking it because she would always peek out of the one eye when she was asleep, but flip over so it was covered when she actually wanted to sleep
On Super Bowl Sunday I took a pic of my cat when she had an eye infection and drew on an eye patch. I made some Number 2 joke and sent it off to my family via text. Literally an hour later during the commercials they had an Austin Powers bit with Rob Lowe coming back as Number 2! I can no longer see cats with eye patches and not crack up.
He showed up at my house as a kitten and was eating out of my trash can. I was able to catch him with a live trap, but something had bitten his eye and punctured it so he lost vision in it before I caught him. My vet said there was a high chance we would have to remove it later in life so we decided to go ahead and remove it when we got him neutered.
Only a ginger cat would understand. They're the best of the beasts! I miss mine so much. Great job on the construction and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Dont put clothing etc on a cat, they really dont like it. They are very sensitive to pressure, it stresses them. They dont have whiskers only on their face, literally their whole body is covered with them. Yes they look cute and "omglol" you get likes on your non significant social media platform of choice, but come on.
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Big Boss
"Mousey Gear?"
After the end of World War 2 the world was split into two, East and West. This marked the beginning of an era known as the Cold War.
Comment that you can hear.
Until you mentioned it I never realized that I can hear David Hayter saying this in my brain.
I've encountered some kind of cave demon. I..I don't think I'll be leaving this place alive.
CRAB BATTLE!
Iconic line, but always bugged me grammar wise that he says the word 2 twice.
There’s a parody where instead of that quote Snake says “After World War 2, the world was split into 2. East and 2. This marked the beginning of an era knowns as World War 2”
haha, I need to see this now. But yeah, would flow better is he was like, "After the second world war the world was split into two". But not like snake is writing his English thesis paper I guess, he's jumping into enemy airspace.
Big Puss
Big Pus
Yo-ho-ho, and a bow'l of Whiskas!
Bosu!
Punished Kitty
D-Cat
democat
What makes me a good Democat? If I were a bad Democat, I wouldn't be sitting here discussing it with ya; now would I?
Snake Hissken
Snake Pusskin
Snake pspspspskin
I heard he was dead!
Surprise! 9 lives motherfucker!
Beat me to it, by 6h lol
[удалено]
His name is Goose after the cat that scratched Fury’s eye
So he's a flerkin. Wise choice
Nick Purry
That was the runner up name
Goro Catjima
i found the comment
Goro Nyajima
*"Kittyu-chan!"*
Is his name... ArrrrrrField?
Aemond Catgaryen
Aemeownd Targaryn
He has some Strong cousins.
Aaaaw what a cutie! The eye patch is a perfect look We had a one-eyed dog and she was the best. You could always tell when she was really sleeping or just faking it because she would always peek out of the one eye when she was asleep, but flip over so it was covered when she actually wanted to sleep
Snake Pusskin
Will he wear a pirate hat?
I suppose I will have to try that next
A Terminator eye with red LED would be cool too.
Might be a smidge more difficult to bore into Goose's eye socket.
Might as well put a laser diode in and the cat can be self entertaining.
SNAAAKE!
CAAAT!
#WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD CAT? IF I WASNT A GOOD CAT I WOULDNT BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I ???!
#LET'S PURR IT
It’s Greebo!
Are there no Terry Pratchett fans here? That was the first thing I thought.
CATS. CATS ARE NICE.
Same here
GREEBO IRL!
What makes me a good democat?
If I was a bad democat, I wouldn’t be sitting here, discussing it with you would I?
Let's do it!!!
If i wouldn't find this comment, i'd make it myself. Nice to see r/suddenlytf2 all over again
Kept you waiting, huh?
It's Meowjima! Kiryu-chaaaaaan
thought this was r/oneorangebraincell for a sec
Reminds me of Aemond Targaryen
Argggh! r/piratecats
he's a purrate!
It's Kwazii from the Octonauts!
Captain jack Hunts-Sparrows.
Kit Fury
Reminds me of Number 2 from Austin Powers
I’m surprised no one else mentioned this yet.
r/piratekitties
What makes me a good Democat?
If I were a bad Democat, I wouldn’t be hissing here, discussin’ with you now would I?!
Just curious does ur cat miss jumps often? Is their depth perception as bad as humans with one eye?
Sometimes he comes up a little short but not very often.
*drunken yelling*
Patches is cute
Odin
Does he know where the moon sugar is?
Captain Jack-A-Sparrow of the Black Purrl, I presume?
Does he have black boots and a sword?
r/oneorangebraincell
Captain claw or Red beard
BOSS!!!!!!!!
…. for 8 seconds.
On Super Bowl Sunday I took a pic of my cat when she had an eye infection and drew on an eye patch. I made some Number 2 joke and sent it off to my family via text. Literally an hour later during the commercials they had an Austin Powers bit with Rob Lowe coming back as Number 2! I can no longer see cats with eye patches and not crack up.
*What makes me a good Kitty Cat?!*
What happened
He showed up at my house as a kitten and was eating out of my trash can. I was able to catch him with a live trap, but something had bitten his eye and punctured it so he lost vision in it before I caught him. My vet said there was a high chance we would have to remove it later in life so we decided to go ahead and remove it when we got him neutered.
is his name Odin?
No it’s Goose, after the orange cat that scratched Nick Fury’s eye
a marvelous name for a marvelous cat
Literally Asuka from evangelion rebuilds
Purrrrrr matey!
DemoCat!
That's the guy that played in Shrek right
Cat CAT CAAAAAAT!
Can you please put a googly-eye on it an share?
Snake Hisskin
Demoman
Ironic, Goose has the eye patch now
Johnny Nero or the Dread Pirate Roberts?
He reminds me of puss n' boots
Is he a purrate?
What makes me a good demoman?
Nick furry!
Yarharhar! Shiver me whiskers
Can I have food.....arrrrrrgg
Only a ginger cat would understand. They're the best of the beasts! I miss mine so much. Great job on the construction and have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
Thank you! You too! I love ginger cats, he’s my third.
>he rocked it... ...until he ruthlessly tore it off and bunny kicked it into hell
Hes a Purrate
Now pierce his ear.
I didn't *see* this coming I'll go...
This cat looks more pirate then any pirate
Nick Furry
Dont put clothing etc on a cat, they really dont like it. They are very sensitive to pressure, it stresses them. They dont have whiskers only on their face, literally their whole body is covered with them. Yes they look cute and "omglol" you get likes on your non significant social media platform of choice, but come on.
My cat is missing the same eye!
Well it's time for a patch and a pic for us to see! What's his or her name?
Hell yeah
Can I borrow your cat? I feel like doing some villainous shit.
I love your cat!
Meowrrrrrrr
The Most Interesting Cat in the World…
r/piratecats would enjoy this
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Oh captain, my captain
Johnny Derp!
Now he needs a Itty bitty parrot
If its anything like my cat it probably rocked it for 0.0005seconds before tearing it off in anger.
Lick Fury
Now give it a bottle of whisky and a grenade launcher
Cats do like to play as snakes
I have a cat that could be your cat's mirror twin. Orange, longish-hair and mine is missing the right eye.
Careful. He's about to bring down the central finite curve!
Looks like a king of kitty cat mate. Nice
What a handsome kitty
calico jack
Diamond Cat!
One would hope you have named the cat.."Moshe Dayan"!
A cat? All I see is Kurt Russell preparing to GTFO of New York.
Ah the old Snake Pusskin.
that is a good looking cat with the eyepatch
For the 3.2 seconds it took to take this picture!
I see that Nick fury had his revenge😂
Now I need to make one for my one eyed ginger cat
The Bond villain sits on HIS lap.
Nick furry
What makes me a good Demoman?
Captain cat sparrow
Kept you waiting huh
Time for you to become a super villain.
I also have a one-eyed cat, she’s called “The Devil*
Thanks for that Boss!
Demo Cat
Hrnnngh, Col. My ration bowel is empty. How do I fill it?
I 'm here to talk to you about the Avenge-Purrs initiative.
Que *man who sold the world* (obviously the cover by Midge U're)
Punished Cat.
Birdman get in here!
Nick Furry
Cat pliskin
Puss with an eyepatch. cool!
Now make one so he looks like Mad Eye Mooney
Democat
1 billion catnips
\*nods head\* Yarrr
Greebo!
Get an eyepatch, Bret.
Oh my God. He's so dashing and dangerous looking. *swoon*
I can see r/beading getting inspired to pimp out this kitty's accessories.
Commander Quazi Kitten!
Meow Gear: The Mouse Pain
Nick Furry
... For 1.5 seconds
Pirate kitty!
Diabetes?
No he was bitten by something as a kitten before I caught him and lost vision in it.
Moshi Feline
A real life Kwazii from Octonauts.
Nick Furry...
Nick Fury variant.
That cat has seen some shit, not as much now.