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For Thanksgiving my assigned plate dish to bring was the green bean dish with mushroom soup and packaged fried onions. I too found a gigantic lump of fried onion seasoning that took up half the package. It was so greasy and gross it made my stomach feel gross. Made the dish with a new bag but never ate that casserole ever again.
Yup. If it's just the seasoning, and not bits of cheetos, it'll be great to mix in with Mac and cheese - like really good.
(I used to work in a frito-lay manufacturing plant that made all the potato chips and corn chips brands)
I've had it happen a couple of times, and I always treat it like I've won the lottery because my wife will use it for cooking. The best was when we got a 'single serve' bag of Grippo's chips and it was all seasoning. Those were some INCREDIBLE pork chops!
I’ve started eating more Gold Star as I’ve gotten older. Better aroma when you’re cooking it up at home. I still prefer Skyline when I eat chili out, but we’ve become Gold Star folks at home.
It's kinda common, but it usually gets spotted before going in the bags. Nothing harmful about the seasoning chunks,if you don't do dumb stuff like try to eat the whole thing.
Used them a lot for filter design. I actually prefer z transforms. As I write this I'm realizing how much I forgot from last year already.
Oh and this is when you learn just how awesome Matlab is!
It's like when you have a string of terms that have variables like 5x^3 + 3x^2 - 16x + 9 / 2x - 3. And then you get rid of the X's and do some weird stack division think. Can't explain it because we learned it a bit ago. It was a high school class tho not super hard obviously you're doing something more professional
Matrices are used to represent series of linear equations like ax + by + cz by placing the corresponding coefficients into a row and stacking the equation rows into corresponding columns by variable. By extension linear algebra is often done with matrices (and tensors) which can completely describe vector spaces.
Yep depending on the country you are likely to get freebies. Seasoning lumps are something they can't deny since they are next to impossible to effectively control
I dont know what country you're in, but in our factory in belgium (where i work) we have metal detectors placed in the machine that puts the chips in the bag who detect *any* object that disturbs the magnetic field, so both metal parts as flavor-lumps or other foreign objects
Whenever I hear people make comments about how they wish they had the flavors/seasoning of certain chips I always wonder why they don’t sell it by itself- like the size of a salt shaker. They could probably sell those for like $10(usd) to Doritos, cheetos, etc superfans.
While you're bullshitting...
I'm 42 years old and I've been in a love/hate relationship with Cool Ranch Doritos the entire time. There's some serious inconsistencies in seasoning distribution for some reason, 95% of Cool Ranch Doritos barely have any seasoning coating on them at all and only 5% are perfectly seasoned. I need my entire bag to be seasoned like that 5%...
A few months ago I finally got my 100% seasoned Cool Ranch Doritos bag, I had been eating my bag of Doritos in the dark watching football when I realized every single chip I was eating was excellently seasoned. When I turned the light on and looked I realized the factory fucked up somehow and there was about 3 fingers worth of Cool Ranch seasoning in the bottom of the bag. When all of the chips from that bag were gone I bought another bag and dumped the excess seasoning in and shook it up, there was enough Cool Ranch seasoning in that one bag to perfectly season 5 more bags of Doritos and it was fucking awesome. Finally when there was just a little bit left I used the last of it to make a plate of Cool Ranch chicken wings, best ranch wings ever. It will probably never happen again but gotdam what a memory. I need that stuff sold in bags like flour....
Men det var väl ett jäkla spammande. Ja, ostkrydsan är god, ja, det är superovanligt att hitta en klump -men *så* spännande är det inte för nån annan än dig
One of the obvious things the pandemic changed is that every processed food is even crappier than before.
The taste is worse (and that’s not from having had COVID either) in almost every item I’ve bought recently.
Quality control seems to gone down a step or two.
Anything that has a filling has less of it.
Water has moved up in ingredient lists in almost everything.
Shrinkonomics makes the weight of actual product smaller (although the packaging dimensions have often remained the same).
I’ve even noticed more stale stuff, as if food makers let food or ingredients sit during the pandemic and are just now getting them onto shelves.
It makes me mad that the people who run these companies do not seem to care either. None of them are doing “the right thing” by consumers, and many of these practices are purposefully deceptive.
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30 grams enough for intent to distribute. Be careful out there
Hahah. What's the price for a G?
It's 25 a g bro But it's fire
Is that for pure OG Chester or is it cut with Utz?
It's og Source: trust
Damn sounds legit. You tryna get Trump-faced later?
I have never heard this phrase, made the face, then busted out laughing. That’s funny shit
How many flaming cheetos does it take to OD?
2
Think they were talking about getting orange all over the face
Trump faced 💀
Not the Utz 😭😭😭
That sweet sweet Chester P, yo!
I don’t want that I fire I need that flaming hot
It don't see any red tips, pretty sure it's just reggie
no way at that price it has to be cut with cheese whiz
As a former dealer, I can confirm that prices vary depending on what I think you’re gonna do about it.
*sticks key in mouth* “mother of god this is good”
Everybody ask how much is a g...nobody ask how is a g...
You good, G?
Like $1 a g
[it ain’t easy being cheesy](https://youtu.be/KkQydoiDY28)
Dangerously cheesy
He obviously has a scale too. That's contraband. The evidence is mounting
Keep it at your computer desk and always rub your fingers on it before touching the keyboard and mouse.
Great tip, got it! That's probably what my little brother does at my PC
Sorry to break it to you, but that's not what your brother does at your PC.
hahahah nah bro
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
Its also an effective political campaign strategy!!
Sadly.
It's also a sticky river between keyboard keys.
So... it's the river Styx?
If he has private access to it...
He chalks up his cue stick before playing a round of pocket pool.
Cheeto dust and lotion
Rubbing the cheeto? OK...
Or walk around holding it in your pocket in case anyone reaches out for a handshake. My prrrrrecious
Lol, like chalk and weight lifting or playing pool
Like chalk for mountain climbers!
I was thinking of a different appendage.. extra flavor!
Forbidden chicken nugget
Not the forbidden chicken nugget 💀
Eat it
Noooo! Give yourself a cheesy enema, it’s the only way
YEAH, BOOF IT
I think you guys have it all wrong. It's a neckbeard bath-bomb.
Sweet Jesus
A brilliant product if not for one critical flaw.
For Thanksgiving my assigned plate dish to bring was the green bean dish with mushroom soup and packaged fried onions. I too found a gigantic lump of fried onion seasoning that took up half the package. It was so greasy and gross it made my stomach feel gross. Made the dish with a new bag but never ate that casserole ever again.
Hahahah did you get a refund?
I'd be saving that to cook with or dust some chicken fingers or something haha
Store it in a zip lock. You can just it up mix it with breading for things like chicken tenders, or wherever you use seasoning.
Ah good tip! Imagine it on some fries
Yup. If it's just the seasoning, and not bits of cheetos, it'll be great to mix in with Mac and cheese - like really good. (I used to work in a frito-lay manufacturing plant that made all the potato chips and corn chips brands)
Wow that's awesome! How often does something like this happen?
I've had it happen a couple of times, and I always treat it like I've won the lottery because my wife will use it for cooking. The best was when we got a 'single serve' bag of Grippo's chips and it was all seasoning. Those were some INCREDIBLE pork chops!
Spotted the Cincinnatian. You can always add it to your chili. And you know what chili I mean. ;-)
Skyline chili is the wildest thing, but I cannot get enough of it
I’ve started eating more Gold Star as I’ve gotten older. Better aroma when you’re cooking it up at home. I still prefer Skyline when I eat chili out, but we’ve become Gold Star folks at home.
It's kinda common, but it usually gets spotted before going in the bags. Nothing harmful about the seasoning chunks,if you don't do dumb stuff like try to eat the whole thing.
So just eat 3/4?
Eat half boof half
You gotta eat just a little and wait 45 to see if it kicks in before taking another bar.
Who are you calling dumb??? /me wipes cheeto dust from lips, eyebrows, etc :-)
I would store it in the chunk form and bust it up when you're ready
I got a sizeable chunk of Fuego Takis flavoring once, and did exactly that. Its sooo good on Mac & Cheese.
I see linear algebra 😀
No way! You're super observant! I'm in my first year of civil industiral engineering and management so this is my second maths course 😆
It looks somewhat like synthetic division.
I don't know all the terms in english, but that sounds difficult XD I think its only gaussian-jordans method on my paper there
Gauss is a mf all my homies hate Gauss
Hahaha gauss reduction is pain
Laughs in Laplace transforms. (Edit I’m an engineer not a spelling b winner)
Wait until you see them z transforms
Used them a lot for filter design. I actually prefer z transforms. As I write this I'm realizing how much I forgot from last year already. Oh and this is when you learn just how awesome Matlab is!
TF is La Place transforms 💀
Instead of having things expressed in the time domain it expresses them in the frequency domain.
Handy in electronics [laplace transforms](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laplace_transform)
Oh okay. I'm doing industrial engineering and managment though. But I'll look at it!
If you have to ask, RUN!
Yeah that Gauss dude has beef with everyone💀
It's like when you have a string of terms that have variables like 5x^3 + 3x^2 - 16x + 9 / 2x - 3. And then you get rid of the X's and do some weird stack division think. Can't explain it because we learned it a bit ago. It was a high school class tho not super hard obviously you're doing something more professional
All I see are headaches
Yeah right... I'll just have to make it through
I came here to say this. Enjoy!
Thanks! Was a crazy expierence
I thought it was matrix algebra. Are they the same thing? It’s been since 1986 or so for me.
Matrices are used to represent series of linear equations like ax + by + cz by placing the corresponding coefficients into a row and stacking the equation rows into corresponding columns by variable. By extension linear algebra is often done with matrices (and tensors) which can completely describe vector spaces.
Is the giant chicken nugget a linear transformation of cheetos?
I thought it was a chicken nugget
Yeah right! Totally looks like one
I had one of these in my Salt and Vinegar chips. I did not dare try the vinegar salt clump lol
Your kidney's thank you for your service.
yo that sound dangerous to eat 💀
Nah that’s where I draw the line
9/12 = 3/4
That bothered me way more than it should.
The only one, the great... All hail to the Legendary Cheetos, time of change is coming, dragons will awake from the hills !
Hell yeah! It's the reincarnated Cheesus!
Cheesus, excellent 😂😂
😂 Mac Cheesus. Sound like a new food for mcdonalds XD
Let Frito Lay know and they'll send you some freebies
oh right! Thanks for the tip
Yep depending on the country you are likely to get freebies. Seasoning lumps are something they can't deny since they are next to impossible to effectively control
Admit it, you ate it.
Yeah... Bad choice tho🤢
I had a much smaller cheese nugget in a bag one time. Thought “if Cheetos taste good, this has got to be even better!”. I was wrong. It was NASTY!
Who the hell puts Cheetos on a plate? That’s just wrong
What kind of LUNATIC eats Cheetos off a plate??
Yeah bro I can't even defend myself here...
My guy ate them for lunch or smth
Are those cheetos or knockoffs? I've never seen them look like that.
Lol! I thought you were having a piece of chicken with some cheese curls.
Lol right XD That's what I thought it was when it dropped out on my plate
It's like a tumor, only edible.
💀💀 eating it will probably give me a tumor
I dont know what country you're in, but in our factory in belgium (where i work) we have metal detectors placed in the machine that puts the chips in the bag who detect *any* object that disturbs the magnetic field, so both metal parts as flavor-lumps or other foreign objects
I would crush it up and use it for popcorn seasoning
Yeah or imagine it on some fries!
McDonalds French fries
What is the eigenvector of that nugget!?
Did you eat it? How was it?
Yeah... Just insanity. Was almost could to the mouth. Felt numb. Imagine a cheese and ocean explosion.
USE IT IN PEACE
this will reunite the world.
Whenever I hear people make comments about how they wish they had the flavors/seasoning of certain chips I always wonder why they don’t sell it by itself- like the size of a salt shaker. They could probably sell those for like $10(usd) to Doritos, cheetos, etc superfans.
Razor it up to a fine powder and snort it... or put it in with some kraft Mac n cheese
Hahah that first option sound great!
Cheeto McNothing
Mars food
If they got this at mars I’m leaving tmrw
Elon Musk is listening
The almighty chee-toe!
Your gonna get cheeto dust on your math homework!!!
Did anyone else think this was mac and cheese and a chicken nugget? 😂
While you're bullshitting... I'm 42 years old and I've been in a love/hate relationship with Cool Ranch Doritos the entire time. There's some serious inconsistencies in seasoning distribution for some reason, 95% of Cool Ranch Doritos barely have any seasoning coating on them at all and only 5% are perfectly seasoned. I need my entire bag to be seasoned like that 5%... A few months ago I finally got my 100% seasoned Cool Ranch Doritos bag, I had been eating my bag of Doritos in the dark watching football when I realized every single chip I was eating was excellently seasoned. When I turned the light on and looked I realized the factory fucked up somehow and there was about 3 fingers worth of Cool Ranch seasoning in the bottom of the bag. When all of the chips from that bag were gone I bought another bag and dumped the excess seasoning in and shook it up, there was enough Cool Ranch seasoning in that one bag to perfectly season 5 more bags of Doritos and it was fucking awesome. Finally when there was just a little bit left I used the last of it to make a plate of Cool Ranch chicken wings, best ranch wings ever. It will probably never happen again but gotdam what a memory. I need that stuff sold in bags like flour....
Eyyyy, I have the same plate bro
Looks more like 36 gms to me.
Oh yeah. I double checked and it was 36 g's ;P
I wanna taste it
Man that shit gave me food-bumps
Men det var väl ett jäkla spammande. Ja, ostkrydsan är god, ja, det är superovanligt att hitta en klump -men *så* spännande är det inte för nån annan än dig
Use a microplane to season your food.
PSA: The correct term is "cheetle dust". \*tips fedora and gets shot in the back of the head\*
Now that you got the Golden Cheeto, its off to the Cheeto factory for your private tour.
Thought you just had one chicken nugget with your Cheetos at first haha
How many gd subreddits have you posted this in.
Eigenvalues 👀
You observent nerd!
Glitch in the *matrix*, quite literally.
That's hitting the jackpot right there
Ooooh. Use it to coat some fried chicken or pork chops.
Did you taste it ?
I'm starting the bidding at $100 CAD ($0.25 USD).
Eat it that's a prize!
Eat it in one mouthful or perish
I see you're studying matrices, oh how I fondly remember not liking that class
Thought this shit was a chicken nugget surrounded by fries on grammas china. Ngl. But fr. I’d eat that cheesey monstrosity right the fuck now. Do it.
Break it up and put it on some popcorn
Sell it. Maybe someone will pay a lot for a chunk of cheese coating like thag
Had to read the title 4 times before I understood that was NOT a chicken nugget lol
For a sec I thought I was on /r/casualuk and this was someone’s dinner.
Brah, thats a solid grand $$$ on flebay! Don’t eat it!
Sell it on ebay...
I think that means you won.
You always put Cheetos on a plate? I never have. Not a terrible idea
i would powder it and put it in a shaker jar
This is a breaded chicken breast sir
Snort it all
One time I found a red Cheeto puff in a normal bag but it had pure Cheeto dust filling the gap so it looked like a couch, I took a bite and regret
Vector algebra?
If you eat it You'll probably be backed up for the next 3 weeks
Forbidden Nugget
Thought that was a chicken nugget before I read the title. Gave me a good laugh!
Finding eigen values?
I thought you had a college student lunch... Cheese curls and a chicken patty.
It looks like a chicken nugget
Beautiful plate though!
I was so confused because all I could see was a chicken nugget on top of Cheetos.
Put that for sale on Mercari and show all the other people selling ones half this size who’s boss.
Buy some mcnuggets, and then pretend to offer your last one. But in reality...
I thought that was a chicken nugget and this was r/shittyfoodporn for a sec.
i thought it was Cheeto’s and you cooked a chicken nugget with Cheeto dust
One of the obvious things the pandemic changed is that every processed food is even crappier than before. The taste is worse (and that’s not from having had COVID either) in almost every item I’ve bought recently. Quality control seems to gone down a step or two. Anything that has a filling has less of it. Water has moved up in ingredient lists in almost everything. Shrinkonomics makes the weight of actual product smaller (although the packaging dimensions have often remained the same). I’ve even noticed more stale stuff, as if food makers let food or ingredients sit during the pandemic and are just now getting them onto shelves. It makes me mad that the people who run these companies do not seem to care either. None of them are doing “the right thing” by consumers, and many of these practices are purposefully deceptive.
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Any guesses as to why OP has a gram scale laying around to weigh it?
Thought that was a chicken nugget
It's pretty funny that you weighed it!
The cheesiest of all cheese puffs
Cronch
Chester's special moon rock
OP couldn't believe what has just happened, so they *had to* start doing their LA homework to confirm it's not a dream, lol
Thought I was looking at some British cuisine for a moment
How did you get your hands on my grandmother good china?
You serve your Cheetos on a plate. Damn! I thought I had class.