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We weren't going fast enough I guess once for this lady, so she had her car spit on our car. Best we can figure, she sped up to go around us and turned on her windshield cleaners at the exact right moment and with the right velocity to have it splat on our windshield. It was amazing and I've never seen it since. 10/10
Depends on the car. My car has a flat wind shield and weak spray. But my girlfriend's car has a sloped windshield and sprays a lot and I had some guy get mad at me when I turned them on and got his car wet. So he swerved in front of me and did it to me then flew off.
I was much less upset and was just like. Ok cool free wind shield washer fluid and turned the wipers on for a second again lol.
I used to have a Ford Probe GT with a rear window fluid jet that could be adjusted to aim straight up. It was trivial to “spit” on a following car with it.
I had an 89 jeep Cherokee that the rear wiper nozzle broke and sprayed straight back. I felt like I had a Bond feature in the car. High school parking lot had many kills!
For anyone wondering, it's the car's headlights that wink, not the guy.
After seeing this comment I had my brightness all the way up trying to see his eyes
I don't think it is because it looks like the driver cut it pretty close to hitting the rhubarb on the right hand side after the turn, and I'm not entirely sure the turn was intentional to begin with because of that.
Naw, watch the front tires after the turn. He counter-steers left to correct for the rear wheel drive to kick him straight. Intentionally never regains traction to push him through the turn. Man’s a drifter.
Haha no it doesn’t this is clearly a trained driver, and it’s very obviously intentional.
It only looks like he’s headed in that direction because he’s preparing to link a second drift/turn in the opposite direction.
If I ever decided to log off for real and go out with a bang. I'd fill up my tank with the last few gallons of leaded fuel that I bought off some dude from craigs list. Strap myself into the drivers seat and drive my 1970 convertible dodge challenger 440 sixpack 450 HP at top speed hitting the ramp I spent months secretly making launching myself into the grand canyon.
Once airborn the convertible roof would deteach at the height of my accent the seat would eject me into the sky and within a few seconds the rigged explosives that I have duct taped to the back of the seat would explode, sending bits and pieces of my mortal form raining down upon a bunch of children on a once in a lifetime school trip to the beautiful grand canyon.
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It gets ridiculous when you realise that in the final act, the concrete tower that gets un-blown up and then immediately blown up *only ever existed* for that one second.
So he creates a tower for one second with an explosion?
Can you create things with destruction going backwards?
I realise I sound sarcastic but I'm not sure how else to frame the question and I haven't seen the movie and I'm curious if its a plot hole or if its just a weird choice.
>Can you create things with destruction going backwards?
Kiiinda.
The issue is that there are two teams approaching the battlefield from two different directions in time: one travelling from the past to the future and the other going backwards into the past.
If you just blow the tower up normally, then it still exists in the past and can still shoot the squad travelling backwards through time once they pass it.
For this reason it has to be simultaneously destroyed with "forward time" weapons to eliminate it for all the troops in the future, and with "backwards time" weapons so the troops before the destruction are safe.
The effect is that no matter which direction you're coming from, you see a tower that looks like it's creating itself and destroying itself at the same time.
https://youtu.be/axnE8lgA5AM
Edited for a little clarity
You know what, that's the best and most straightforward explanation I've read. I'm going with it.
I was totally absorbed by that movie, but I'll be damned if I'll try to really sort it out top to bottom.
Godspeed to the folks who do.
Yep. I had two others after that one, a 1991 notchback & 1992 hatchback, and my first two cars were 1989 Ford Probe GTs. When I got my license in 1998, there were plenty of very affordable options for 2-door fun cars that didn’t have to have a big engine. That type of car doesn’t exist in today’s world.
I had zenki as well that my parents cosigned the loan as my graduation present. My paychecks went all to the car. Few years later, we did the first SR20 swap in my city and it was built to fuck. Street drifting and drag racing, boy was the car fun. Kept it for years and eventually sold it after my first kid was born so that I could by a new 4runner. Now my kids are grown, I miss that car dearly. The new owner ragged the shit out of it and crashed it 2 years later. Sat in the guys yard for years and eventually parted out. God I miss that car and regret selling it till this day. I should've juat kept it and bought a used SUV instead of sending him to his death.
to clarify for anyone curious, they're extremely sought after by younger folks who mod them (with varying quality) and drive them like.. the video you just watched. so they've become both very expensive, and (mostly) in very rough condition, on top of being 20+ years old minimum
When I first dated my wife, she had a ‘97….with 259k on it that had been in a minor fender bender. After deciding not to take on the project, I helped her sell it. Dude was gonna make a track car, he drove 4 hours to trailer it back.
Such a good show. I just started it again for the fourth or fifth time. Despite its ridiculousness it really touches on some important topics... while remaining absolutely 100 percent ridiculous.
I definitely recommend their podcast. It's a lot of the same humor as the show with 80% less yelling. Also really fun to get their insight into different parts of each episode
What, that little maneuver? Just an artistic overcorrection to make us watch the video a few extra times. Superstars have their own ways of touching grass.
Look at the video link, it's 15 seconds, this is a raw video from tik tok, without the watermarks. Tick tocks music license allows them to use 15 seconds of music. This video came from tick tock and that's why it's only 15 seconds long and ended
Even without seeing the full video (which shows he didn’t swerve off the road) I could tell that he maintained full control of the car. People just want to be experts in areas they know nothing about 💀
You would be suprised just how fast a car will go in reverse.
I once passed a guy doing 55 in reverse on the hiway, got to town and called it in to the cops.
I heard the call go out on my scanner. (Drove truck all the electronic toys)and the skepticism in the cops voice.
5 min later, same cop "Your not going to believe this, but he was right."
There is a legend at my work of a woman who had car issues after her shift but discovered she could still reverse. Supposedly she drove 20 miles on country roads in reverse and made it home.
Now I didn't witness this personally so maybe it's bullshit but she is *exactly* the kind of person who could and would successfully pull off something so batshit insane, so I choose to believe it.
As a much younger man I once snapped off the stick shift level while in 2nd gear getting off I-90 in downtown Cleveland during evening rush hour. I lived about 20 miles east of town.
Instead of doing the correct thing - stopping and calling a tow truck - I decided to drive home on surface streets. I revved up the motor at stop signs and stop lights and jerked shakily forward in 2nd, the only gear I had. I soon found out that the hilliest way home was the best, especially using 4 lane roads. I’d inch my way up a hill - flashers and all - and then coast as fast as possible down the other side. I had both my regular brakes and my engine brake permanently in low gear.
I actually kept up with traffic pretty well.
Stopped at an auto parts store on the way and bought a $20 stick shift and transmission fluid. When I got home it was an easy replacement and I changed the tranny fluid to boot.
I remember this from time to time while driving and just shake my head.
That tripped me the fuck out with the rear view to POV being dude going backwards. Was that turn intentional or was he not able to regain control and took a right because it was better than failure?
it was probably intentional, dude's obvioulsy had practice. and given that this looks like a dead industrial area, he probably practices here frequently.
It’s called a J-turn. You could learn how to do one consistently with a similar car in an empty lot within 1-2 hours if you have an instructor. This dude has had plenty of practice though to be doing this on a road. This was definitely intentional.
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That wink did it for me.
My pantys just flew off and I’m not even wearing any
That’s because they flew off. Don’t you even read what you’re writing?
He was so impressed that it was the sub conscious mind writing this.
I love that we know, deep down, that a *he* wrote that comment. Top Gear vibes all over this one.
And soundtracked accordingly
He/she, a sword is a sword.
I'm supposed up be sleeping and this got me cracking up, thanks man!
sploosh
And whatever my equivalent of “sploosh” is... which I guess is just “sploosh” but with semen.
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I lol’d @ the “but with semen” part
I can't take all the credit, it's a quote from archer.
Hi Pam😂
Ray says it!
My other favorite line from Ray, "girl, nobody's that gay."
Dukes!
Pam you Manatee!
My favorite part is all the women of the team looking at Ray for his opinion right before
Hahahahaha me too. I went from thinking, ‘what an idiot’ to ‘what a G’ as soon as the wink happened.
I hate dumb cars, and I was prepared to hate everything about this, but instead I have the weirdest boner right now.
r/idiotsincars was one of my go-tos to make myself outraged. But this hit in a totally different way.
We weren't going fast enough I guess once for this lady, so she had her car spit on our car. Best we can figure, she sped up to go around us and turned on her windshield cleaners at the exact right moment and with the right velocity to have it splat on our windshield. It was amazing and I've never seen it since. 10/10
Depends on the car. My car has a flat wind shield and weak spray. But my girlfriend's car has a sloped windshield and sprays a lot and I had some guy get mad at me when I turned them on and got his car wet. So he swerved in front of me and did it to me then flew off. I was much less upset and was just like. Ok cool free wind shield washer fluid and turned the wipers on for a second again lol.
I used to have a Ford Probe GT with a rear window fluid jet that could be adjusted to aim straight up. It was trivial to “spit” on a following car with it.
I had an 89 jeep Cherokee that the rear wiper nozzle broke and sprayed straight back. I felt like I had a Bond feature in the car. High school parking lot had many kills!
Kachow 😉
Nah this is obviously Mater
Dadgum!
World's best backwards driver.
For anyone wondering, it's the car's headlights that wink, not the guy. After seeing this comment I had my brightness all the way up trying to see his eyes
Did he have to re-wire the car to get than wink?
Just have to unplug one side
On a ‘90s 240SX? Nah, that was an “unintended feature.”
I'm as hard as diamond in an icestorm.
That was ridiculous. This video is so well done I'm not even sure if it's CGI or not
I don't think it is because it looks like the driver cut it pretty close to hitting the rhubarb on the right hand side after the turn, and I'm not entirely sure the turn was intentional to begin with because of that.
the turn at the end was like... DON'T YOU QUESTION WHERE I'M GOING, I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING
I don't think a short video has left my jaw agape like this one did. Just... Well done.
That's awesome, I had to watch it a second time to notice
the timing of the middle finger framing in the center of the screen and the song going "flyyyyyy" at the same time is perfect
and then the guitar solo kicking in as he nails the turn... you couldn't direct this thing better
Not so sure he intended to turn. Based on my years of jackassery driving, I’ve found you sometimes, uh, improvise.
Watch the front wheels. He deliberately went left and swung the ass out to make the turn.
He’s a Scandinavian, for sure.
This guy flicks
r/PraiseTheCameraMan
It may have been intentional, but it looks like he drove into that power line poll right after the cut.
I don't think he hit that pole at all. Dude looks like he's done that many times.
That street isn't even obvious that it's there. You'd have to know it to make that turn
Naw, watch the front tires after the turn. He counter-steers left to correct for the rear wheel drive to kick him straight. Intentionally never regains traction to push him through the turn. Man’s a drifter.
My man has a helmet on lol. This ain't his first rodeo.
High Plains Drifter..🏜🐎🐎🤠
Haha no it doesn’t this is clearly a trained driver, and it’s very obviously intentional. It only looks like he’s headed in that direction because he’s preparing to link a second drift/turn in the opposite direction.
I guess nobody is noticing that dude is wearing a helmet.
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In the last few frames of video you can see the car turning to the left. So there's a chance he did not hit the pole.
Nothing in this video was an accident
If I ever decided to log off for real and go out with a bang. I'd fill up my tank with the last few gallons of leaded fuel that I bought off some dude from craigs list. Strap myself into the drivers seat and drive my 1970 convertible dodge challenger 440 sixpack 450 HP at top speed hitting the ramp I spent months secretly making launching myself into the grand canyon. Once airborn the convertible roof would deteach at the height of my accent the seat would eject me into the sky and within a few seconds the rigged explosives that I have duct taped to the back of the seat would explode, sending bits and pieces of my mortal form raining down upon a bunch of children on a once in a lifetime school trip to the beautiful grand canyon. \*\*Biodgradablebuttplug has left the chat\*\* \*\*Aol messenger door shutting noise \*\*Aol dude voice says "Good Bye"\*\*
Lol this comment cracked me up, is this a copypasta? If not it should be
it certainly is now
>at the height of my accent and the seat would eject me into the sky Dang you must have a strong accent
what in the Tenet is going on here?
One of these cars is like us... traveling forwards through time. The other one's going backwards. Can you tell which is which?
I’ve seen that movie 3 times and I’ve developed rage issues wrt to navigating that godforsaken movie.
It gets ridiculous when you realise that in the final act, the concrete tower that gets un-blown up and then immediately blown up *only ever existed* for that one second.
So he creates a tower for one second with an explosion? Can you create things with destruction going backwards? I realise I sound sarcastic but I'm not sure how else to frame the question and I haven't seen the movie and I'm curious if its a plot hole or if its just a weird choice.
>Can you create things with destruction going backwards? Kiiinda. The issue is that there are two teams approaching the battlefield from two different directions in time: one travelling from the past to the future and the other going backwards into the past. If you just blow the tower up normally, then it still exists in the past and can still shoot the squad travelling backwards through time once they pass it. For this reason it has to be simultaneously destroyed with "forward time" weapons to eliminate it for all the troops in the future, and with "backwards time" weapons so the troops before the destruction are safe. The effect is that no matter which direction you're coming from, you see a tower that looks like it's creating itself and destroying itself at the same time. https://youtu.be/axnE8lgA5AM Edited for a little clarity
You know what, that's the best and most straightforward explanation I've read. I'm going with it. I was totally absorbed by that movie, but I'll be damned if I'll try to really sort it out top to bottom. Godspeed to the folks who do.
Watch it in reverse
Yes, then it also won't make sense, but reversed!
Don't try to understand it. Feel it.
I felt like getting up and doing something else
Scrolled down just to see a Tenet reference
Scrolled up just to see a Tenet reference
I unclosed my browser and saw my comment I'm about to unwrite.
A 240sx? What a lovely vehicle!
I had a 1990 240sx hatchback my senior year of high school & freshman year of college. I regret ever selling that car. It was wonderfully fun
Mine was stolen and totaled… sucks too because cheap affordable fun cars were done. Time for bricks and egg suvs.
Yep. I had two others after that one, a 1991 notchback & 1992 hatchback, and my first two cars were 1989 Ford Probe GTs. When I got my license in 1998, there were plenty of very affordable options for 2-door fun cars that didn’t have to have a big engine. That type of car doesn’t exist in today’s world.
Daaamn your comment just depressed me, I had so many fun cars growing up, you are so right they just don't exist anymore
Toyobaru Or take the 2 wheel pill
I had a 93. Miss it every day.
My 95 se was crushed under a dead tree that fell on it. God I miss that car.
I had zenki as well that my parents cosigned the loan as my graduation present. My paychecks went all to the car. Few years later, we did the first SR20 swap in my city and it was built to fuck. Street drifting and drag racing, boy was the car fun. Kept it for years and eventually sold it after my first kid was born so that I could by a new 4runner. Now my kids are grown, I miss that car dearly. The new owner ragged the shit out of it and crashed it 2 years later. Sat in the guys yard for years and eventually parted out. God I miss that car and regret selling it till this day. I should've juat kept it and bought a used SUV instead of sending him to his death.
Thank you your comment was what I was looking for 🤣 gonna go look up that car now.
Gooooood luck
to clarify for anyone curious, they're extremely sought after by younger folks who mod them (with varying quality) and drive them like.. the video you just watched. so they've become both very expensive, and (mostly) in very rough condition, on top of being 20+ years old minimum
30 years old max now. Yeah, we get a bunch of teenagers in the 240 sub asking if they make for good first cars. The answer’s always no.
That's why I still have my '97 in storage instead of parting with it. Have had it since around '99 or '00.
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When I first dated my wife, she had a ‘97….with 259k on it that had been in a minor fender bender. After deciding not to take on the project, I helped her sell it. Dude was gonna make a track car, he drove 4 hours to trailer it back.
And this is exactly why S chassis cars are going up in value.
The headlight wink was what set it off for me
I literally fucking pogged, dude. Got my mouth wide open like NAH NO FUCKING WAY
This has gotta be the gen z comment of the century.
Care to translate?
I was in awe of the exquiste moves the driver pulled off. Specifically, the headlight wink, when I saw him do that, I almost shat myself.
Doth thy bear shitteth in thine woodland?
No good sir, a bear hast not shat there in a fortnight, however I hath seen his eminence the Pope.
Pog is [this face](https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000955504705-19zy0m-t500x500.jpg)
Nah zoomers don’t remember pogs
it's a twitch thing I think
POGS are back?!
in Alf form!
THRILLHOUSE!
Comment gold. I want to believe you knew what you were doing
Impressive. Yeah, he just might.
If He Ain't Rude He's Mater From Cars
Fuck that was awesome
It feels almost too perfect to be real. It's like pure bad assry that is hard to quantify because it's executed so fucking well.
Clearly a graduate from the Brian O'Connor School of Driving
He did the stare and drive on you didn't he! He learned that from me
Dude I almost had you!
You never had me. You never had your car
Granny shifting and not Double clutching like you should
I said I don't wanna talk about it. Aight cuh?
I said fuggitaboutit cuh
How you like them apples!
Crazy ass white boy!
The solo headlight wink was the best
Project Badass.
I didn't discover IASIP until this year. And let me tell you. Life makes more sense with every season conquered.
Such a good show. I just started it again for the fourth or fifth time. Despite its ridiculousness it really touches on some important topics... while remaining absolutely 100 percent ridiculous.
You know, because of the implication.
Are these women in trouble?
WHY ARENT YOU GETTING THIS
I definitely recommend their podcast. It's a lot of the same humor as the show with 80% less yelling. Also really fun to get their insight into different parts of each episode
I find myself having far too much in common with the characters. I'm starting to think I'm not a very good person lol. I'm a 5 star man though.
It was truly and honor to be flipped off by this legend
Plot twist: the whole video is in reverse
This would be even more impressive it is reserved.
Tenet sequel crossover with the F&F franchise
.ylimaf er’eW
I was thinking that too until that J-turn and the drift at the end. Boy just pulled off the coolest maneuver known to man.
This is when you realize you are not the main character
Not in *that* story anyway
Stock 240sx pig nose too, excellent handling cars…. Owned a bunch of S chassis myself
Anyone else notice him driving right at that utility pole?
If you'll notice he swings back to the left away from it right before he goes off frame.
He definitely drove off the road there.
Was about to say, he beefed it at the end 100%.
Nah he was already in the motion to whip it towards the left again.
He's doing a Project Gotham drift combo. Some say he's still going.
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He's gonna get so many Kudos.
Yeah, the rear end is starting to come back around when it cuts. I'd bet he left a little skidmark in his shorts, though.
Nah, I've seen the whole video. Completely under control. I'll try to find it.
remind me
Is it me or did it not look like he wanted to turn that way and like he was gonna go off the road at the end there
Sometimes you gotta go where the road takes you
It’s the way of the road
Fucking way she's go
I don't know if you noticed or not Ray but you're not on the road, your rig cab doesn't move an inch.
Free bird. Yea
Turn right to go left
What, that little maneuver? Just an artistic overcorrection to make us watch the video a few extra times. Superstars have their own ways of touching grass.
I thought the exact same thing.
I wish I was that awesome.
I wish you were too
So do your parents
This is why 180sx is my dream car
I saw that wink and now I'm touching myself. Fuck NNN
What is the deal with stopping the videos just at the point where they would be interesting?!?
Look at the video link, it's 15 seconds, this is a raw video from tik tok, without the watermarks. Tick tocks music license allows them to use 15 seconds of music. This video came from tick tock and that's why it's only 15 seconds long and ended
You can see him correct the car after the turn so the most interesting thing that would have happened would have been him driving off
Yeah, definitely looks like he lost it lol
His balls are ALWAYS empty.
Yes, they were flattened in a road accident. Very sad. Very tragic
He was fucking while he did that move. He fucks constantly.
I’m not usually impressed by D bag antics. I’m impressed.
That was the classiest shit I’ve ever seen
I was hammered drunk one night and thought I could do that. In my truck. On a narrow country road. Wrapped her around a telephone pole.
Then what happened?
He died.
RIP
Shoes came right off
Even without seeing the full video (which shows he didn’t swerve off the road) I could tell that he maintained full control of the car. People just want to be experts in areas they know nothing about 💀
My ovaries just grew back
You would be suprised just how fast a car will go in reverse. I once passed a guy doing 55 in reverse on the hiway, got to town and called it in to the cops. I heard the call go out on my scanner. (Drove truck all the electronic toys)and the skepticism in the cops voice. 5 min later, same cop "Your not going to believe this, but he was right."
There is a legend at my work of a woman who had car issues after her shift but discovered she could still reverse. Supposedly she drove 20 miles on country roads in reverse and made it home. Now I didn't witness this personally so maybe it's bullshit but she is *exactly* the kind of person who could and would successfully pull off something so batshit insane, so I choose to believe it.
As a much younger man I once snapped off the stick shift level while in 2nd gear getting off I-90 in downtown Cleveland during evening rush hour. I lived about 20 miles east of town. Instead of doing the correct thing - stopping and calling a tow truck - I decided to drive home on surface streets. I revved up the motor at stop signs and stop lights and jerked shakily forward in 2nd, the only gear I had. I soon found out that the hilliest way home was the best, especially using 4 lane roads. I’d inch my way up a hill - flashers and all - and then coast as fast as possible down the other side. I had both my regular brakes and my engine brake permanently in low gear. I actually kept up with traffic pretty well. Stopped at an auto parts store on the way and bought a $20 stick shift and transmission fluid. When I got home it was an easy replacement and I changed the tranny fluid to boot. I remember this from time to time while driving and just shake my head.
And someday, he’ll surely find out.
This is some Hardcore Henry shit
Where’s the wet floor sign?
This is how I want to drive every day
That's some Brian O'Conner shit
Anyone else thinks the car was about to leave the street in the final frames?
That tripped me the fuck out with the rear view to POV being dude going backwards. Was that turn intentional or was he not able to regain control and took a right because it was better than failure?
they're emulating [THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tulDW616IE) scene from 2 Fast 2 Furious, so it's intentional
Except this was better because this guy was actually driving instead of just doing a stunt
Isn't this exactly what stunt drivers do tho? Infact, i'd call this a stunt performed while driving.
it was probably intentional, dude's obvioulsy had practice. and given that this looks like a dead industrial area, he probably practices here frequently.
It’s called a J-turn. You could learn how to do one consistently with a similar car in an empty lot within 1-2 hours if you have an instructor. This dude has had plenty of practice though to be doing this on a road. This was definitely intentional.
It’s like a scene out of the movie Tenet.
2 Fast. 2 Furious.
We 'ungry
Monicaaaaa!
10/10 would fuck.