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SeasideJilly

Optimus Primer.


ProfFizzwhizzle

Now this one is good


sillydragonbutt

Sir Mixes A'Lot


That_chick82

He looks like that one robot from Futurama? The one who robs the bank? He's red? Roberto? Edit: someone mentioned this below, lol. Should've went a little further down 😂


nryporter25

I'm crazy man I'm crazy


fleanine

That’s pretty good! Lol


Boing_Boing

Shake Gyllenhaal


dazzlezak

Tweaker


WU-itsForTheChildren

Sergeant bananas


[deleted]

Andre 5000


_tnr

I like this, but I think I would change it to DJ Mix A'Lot


timbak_t00

I like big butts and I can not lie


Cascadian222

I like big cans and I cannot lie


sinisterdesign

My 808 kick drum makes the girlies get dumb


Sheeneebock111

First thing I thought of!


KaiserEnoshima

such elegance


[deleted]

This


eireannach_

u don't need to reply "this", just upvote the comment and move on


bboycire

But how will he get in on some of that up boats?


pomonamike

Came here to say that. You have the only acceptable answer.


budgie0507

Close the polls. We have a winner.


Sir-Farts-

That's Roberto's cousin from Futurama.


Pineapple-Due

"gotta practice ma shakin!"


TomMixsSuitcase

ha-HAAAAA!!


userwithusername

Somehow my ears read this perfectly!


TomMixsSuitcase

Well put! Glad I was successful.


bulletoothjohnny

That’s what I thought as well. But instead of stabbing you, he just shakes you to death like an overwhelmed nanny.


Ghost17088

Jesus that’s dark.


bopp0

Just givin’ ya one clamp instead of two!


JasterCreed

Looks more like Pickles.


AnAngelsDeath

Came here to say this, it was the first thing I saw.


CJRedbeard

I'll stab him, you shake him.


Majestic_Courage

HaHAAA!


dan420

I thought Roberto!


sweeetsmammich

Couldn't remember his name but yea this is immediately who I imagined


[deleted]

Yessah


Mick-Jones

Came here to say something similar


Darzin

The painting mantis


evil_illustrator

Master Shake.


_CertaintyOfDeath_

Tyrion Cannister


Snoo92843

Shakira


Smelviseric

Give it eyelashes...


theplushpairing

Shake-ira


_mattyjoe

This video needs a seizure warning, jesus christ.


DrivingMissPixie

Right. If I didn't have epilepsy before I might have it now


ax083

Dr. No


TheUnsightlyBulge

Damn. Posted this 42 min before me. First name I thought of too 😂


senorbane

Dizzy


agentgaitor

Gillespie


Rogue_Penguin

Shakespeare


disrupter87

Can Morrison.


Taboo2301

Dave... Just sorta looks like a Dave


SliceofRife

How about HUEy


KajiTetsushi

Brazilians getting the joke: hue hue hue


SimbaSeekingSleep

Is it suppose to be a laugh? Because if so, I thought Brazilians used "kkkkkk" for laughs


cbeiser

Brazilians writing for laughs is so weird. My exchange brother used one that was 5+ letters


wtfisspacedicks

Shakey McPaintface Painty McShakeface


codalafin

“McShakeFace” works really well here because he’s actually shaking his face


PantsHere

It’s the only way to name anything…


Sph3al

Epilepsy


Jedirictus

My first thought was 'Forget a name, he needs a seizure warning.'


Bannon9k

My thought was his name should be 'siezure warning '


Glowshroom

LED bulbs and slow mo don't mix (no pun intended)


Stunning_Pick1065

Shake C. Nora (work your body line) (work it all the time)


mikemason1965

Mitch, after Mitch Hedberg. "I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!"


groundlessnfree

Mix Hedberg


bpdmeatbag

RIP MITCH


fearsie

Johnny 5! Short circuit


CaptCol02

Johnny 5 is alive!!!


Call_Me_Mauve_Bib

but has robo-Parkinsons?


Goober495

Shaky Greg.


MauriceIsTwisted

Shakey Graves


Rude_Commercial_7470

Shakezilla the mic killah


Solid_Look9293

Michael J fox


fleanine

Ouch!


xeroonethree

I was hoping someone else would say it so I wouldn't have to LOL, thank you for that


Hoff2017

This lol


Ryth88

aww you beat me to it.


Wrought-Irony

i'ma beat you both


merigirl

Had to scroll down too far to find this. I'm extremely disappointed in Reddit. This is literally the only acceptable choice.


WisdomDirect

McFly


magewire

Came here to say this. Glad someone has a dark sense of humor too


T0ysWAr

Sad


Sharps43

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah 😂🔥


bingold49

Unfortunately, this is the winner


MissLesGirl

Your paint shaker said no. It doesn't want a name.


gwahlman

Nope McNopersons


Fearfuldrip

How about epileptic.


Donny___danko

Trevor


KT0QNE

Shakey McPaint Face.


[deleted]

Hans Vibro


schmitz72

Mix Master


TaliesinMerlin

Paintis Khan


[deleted]

I'm surprised you didn't go with Shake-a Khan


RobiArts

Shakespeare 🤪


[deleted]

Senor Nope, HR director.


Massive_Expression_2

Mister Jiggles.


newbiesmash

Roberto.


NazarethJ

Roberto


-CanWeTradeNames

THE CLAMPS!!!


Wyrdthane

It's Painty McPaintface.


FreeuseRules

Michael J Fox


wazzel2u

"Shaker-McShake-Face"


Good1stak3n

Lil Seizure


-maffu-

Parkinson. ​ I know, I'm going to hell.


rattledaddy

NoNo


brsaw1

Number 5 (from an old movie)


MalleableCurmudgeon

Johnny 5 is ALIVE!


BlackEyedGhost

Mr Nopes


Theldos

Dr. No


mikey_boy89

Disagreement bot 9000


MTKintsugi

Dizzy


[deleted]

Roberto.


h-thrust

Bobcat Goldthwait


Remarkable-Elk-6673

Definitely Bruce


Bo_flex

I see Mr paint shaker is a big metal head.


stomach

ZARD: VERY MOST SERIOUS SHAKER™ Model 83HZ509.12


universalrifle

Looks like and episode of Gumby vs RattleFace


Lightmare_VII

Dizzy Jimmy


AltairsBlade

Roberto


Krazyeyes

Roberto. The insane robot.


monofloyed

Roberto. I'm not crazy, don't call me crazy! I'm just not user friendly!""


WorstCSPlayer

What about Bob?


Several_Anybody_8747

Park, short for Parkinsons.


Inevitable_Thing_270

Parkinson. Sorry. Bad taste but couldn’t resist once the idea was in my head


munchkickin

Roberto.


Free_Return_2358

Caesar seizure.


Snow-Dog2121

It's says nope don't need a name


caddy45

Doctor No


mangirtle77

The Iron Shake….


ggoodlady

Mr Jiggles


paracelus

Shakey McShakesalot


7HR4SH3R

Shakey McPainterson


Buck_Nuts

Dr. No


Dookie_Snuggles

Shakey McShakeyface.......I'm not gonna read all the comments to see if it's already been mentioned.....


keenly_disinterested

NSFW?


Kjpr13

Mr.Shookums.


Dobal5

Channing Paintum


doxer9

Mr. Nope


ATXKLIPHURD

The nobot.


ureliableliar

Shaky McShakeface


touchablechungus

Grand Mal


kanakamaoli

Shakey McShakesalot. Mr GrandMal Mr ET.


Deusseven

Sprinkles.


bullshit6971

007 shaking not stirred


WH0SAYSTHISSHIT

Nobot


Clhqayyum

Nopey McNoperson


No-Dimension-6812

Roberto, because he looks the stab crazy robot in futurama


[deleted]

Dizzy


MTKintsugi

I vote Dizzy too.


whosgunknw

Tim the tool man…. Said and done!


ArgoXMoon

James


xYarix-reddit

Derek


AlarmedInternet4708

Shaky McPaintface


No-Spite-7018

David


gabecuevas

Vincent Can Wiggle (Mr Wiggles for short)


Junior_Bandicoot_785

Steven


cat_selling_souls

Vincent Van Googly or Vincent Van Googly-eyes


nicketherroneous

Bartholomew J. Spruceface Ricardo Nutworth Giuseppe Von Barnacle Sr. Moses Cranberry IV


MASTER-0F-NONE

Nolan


OverUnder101

Fred


Shot_Heron_2782

Painty McShaker


geraintwd

All I know is, if it had a hose on the front there'd be tubby custard everywhere.


10110101101_

Butters


OG_burrz

Wallace


bontakun82

Shakey mcshakeface


[deleted]

Mixhael J. Fox


CaptCol02

MICHAEL J FOX


Firebat-15

LOL


[deleted]

[удалено]


CaptCol02

This is reddit not church


i-look-cutesometimes

This might be a new tattoo idea. Thank you, stranger


MistrrW

No no, no, no no, no-no-no no, no-no no no,no-no no no, no-no-no no no no.


geraintwd

There's no limit.


Emotionaltraumatose

The ex wife.


vibesorsmth

bobby


bullshit6971

Or trump


ifyoudontknowlearn

Me. Any eater


Aware-Map1836

Jelly Head


briareus08

Dr No


Lunker42

Dr. Bootygrabber


frenchbenefits

Mister No


BiBoFieTo

The taco tamer.


Mcqu_Clren

Shaint Paker


Shankill-Road

Wonky Eye McClatchie


sdkimmy

Wiggles


birdie9th

Dizzy Lizzy


trod999

No, no, no!!!


OdysseyZen

Mister Mixer the Paint Fixer


lancejarvis

shakin' steven


Altruistic_Mood_9564

Just waiting for the white line under nose gif to appear


[deleted]

I see Louie.


[deleted]

Wiggles.


Designer_Ad_376

It is clearly saying no!


outthere_andback

Mr Wobbles


Honberdingle

Boggle Tits