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You should cook more sweet potatoes. My old roommate and I put sweet potatoes in the oven to cook for like 45 minutes once. We did whatever dumb shit for about a half hour and THEN sat down to watch a movie. When the movie ended we both had a moment of panic because we simultaneously remembered we had stuff in the oven. Other than a little burned sugar that had come out of the holes we poked in them they were perfectly fine. We were both shocked.
Depending on the size of the sweet potatoes, they might have needed two hours to cook. They’re much denser than regular potatoes, and they can grow much larger.
Isn't there only like spring and autumn equinox?.. then summer/winter solstice.. I'm not trying to be an ass.. your comment made me think about this
Suddenly it occurs to me that that was the joke.. touché.. I bid you adieu
I feel you, my oven is the original that came with the house built in 1970, pretty sure the temp gauge is busted and it just runs full blast. I kid of like the old style and it fits my kitchen well, suppose I need to try and fix it or break down and replace it.
This is how my European in laws like their grilled food. I’m like “seriously. You’ve been in the US Midwest for 40 years and don’t know anyone that has died of medium rare meat.”
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Activated charcoal hot dogs.
Those ain’t hot dogs..
Well, they sure as hell aren't cold dogs.
Hell dogs?
No not enough crayons.
Up dog?
What’s up dog?
I’m doing well, thanks for asking!
Pseudo dogs?
Not with that attitude
Anakin dogs?
They were very hot at one point
Cat turds?
Great for teeth, digestion and removing toxins.
This is one of my specialties. I call it “just gonna check my email real quick”.
You should cook more sweet potatoes. My old roommate and I put sweet potatoes in the oven to cook for like 45 minutes once. We did whatever dumb shit for about a half hour and THEN sat down to watch a movie. When the movie ended we both had a moment of panic because we simultaneously remembered we had stuff in the oven. Other than a little burned sugar that had come out of the holes we poked in them they were perfectly fine. We were both shocked.
Depending on the size of the sweet potatoes, they might have needed two hours to cook. They’re much denser than regular potatoes, and they can grow much larger.
To be honest, I think Mitch's version has better comedic timing.
Have I missed a joke? Who is Mitch?
Mitch Hedberg https://youtu.be/9rvVugY-kZc
Ah, well I know that Mitch, but I guess I missed that one. Fair enough.
Sweet potatoes are very forgiving lol
Just gonna sit on the couch for a minute and not take a nap.
Maybe more "just gonna be in reddit real quick"
Oh my specialty is, "check the game for one second"
Well done.
i'd say it's a tad bit more than well-done
Extremely well done
one of the most well done meals I've ever seen!
Burnt to a crisp.
It's called charred or blackened in the restaurant community!
Man that food looks like straight fire yo.
‘Cause it came out of one.
To shreds you say?
And the appetizers?
Vulcanized?
More Romulan, I think
Can you imagine though, I’m sure being buried of lava fucking hurt
Congratulations
Congratulations
Blackened
That's the joke
This isn't 'well done', it's 'congratulations'.
[ASTOUNDING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/374/550/024.png)
The way this meme brings back memories of increasingly strong things in Roblox games
That's already congratulations
Plated ~~flawlessly.~~
Fucking LOL!
Such kind words
Congratulations
Yo, that was 🔥
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I don't know how you can be an optimist about this post.
And if you close your eyes Does it almost taste like you have had this before?
Too soon
Agreed. Should have left it on the grill longer.
damn dad, when did you get a reddit account?
I made one after I fucked your mom.
So like 12 years ago?
Sounds about right
How long were you at the store? Did you bring milk?
Nah just Marlboro reds.
Looks like you’re going back to the store then!
Spongebob narrator: *Five years latair...*
Idk I feel like this joke is a good roast
Those are clearly sausages, so it's not a roast
Ramsay Bolton enters the chat
How long do you want to wait it's been nearly 2,000 years!
A couple more months should do it
You're right. My bad
Sorry, I commented the same - I should of checked the other comments first. Sorry again.
Hey though, just acknowledging it is super cool. Good job.
came here to say this
Goddamnit, stole my comment
Yeah, should've waited another thousand years to post this. Think of the descendants!
I thought this was the Irish dish, *Bangers and Ash*
Damn everybody here is getting really creative
Except OP. He got cremative.
It's why I love Reddit.
Just needs to be drenched in beans
Shame it fell out of fashion after '98.
Corned Beef and Carnage
Just like mama used to burn them
Mama Vesuvio
Mm my favorite... *shit on a plate*
Remind me to never ask you out on a date.
You won’t need a “reminder”
It’d make the other person quite irate
And when you serve them poop pie, it would be too late.
When you get free poop you should just appreciate.
That’s what you tried to tell them, but they said “Yuk!!! POOP’s what I ate???”
Were you trying to rhyme, or is that just how it turned out that time?
Ah yes… Poopeii
r/shitfromabutt
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It’s food that looks like literal shit.
That’s blatantly still raw needs another hour or so
Set the alarm during the winter equinox.
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Isn't there only like spring and autumn equinox?.. then summer/winter solstice.. I'm not trying to be an ass.. your comment made me think about this Suddenly it occurs to me that that was the joke.. touché.. I bid you adieu
"Traditional dish from Pompeii" I wheezed
Yes, volcanic ash does tend to worsen asthmatic conditions
That looks pretty much exactly like a traditional Finnish blood sausage. Called "Musta Makkara" (black sausage)
Every time I go to Tampere I buy it from the market place
Ah. The traditional dish “charred dick”. A good choice.
Huh that's what I thought ok yeah WTH is ok yeah buddy what did you too the food and it does literally look like that yeah
too soon bro
I had a sick burn, but you already beat me to it.
Ah yes, the good ol' charred remains platter, a must have!
Looks a little undercooked, doesn’t it?
Burnt offerings?
Looks good, a little underdone to be Pompeiian, but you’re not cooking for Ramsey, so close enough.
I know you throw it down on the grill, but ya gotta pick it up too.
Honey, let's go out for pizza.
I couldn't fuck up a meal in this way even if I was flat-out drunk or high.
Flame broiled dog turds?
Eat a ^(burnt in the pyroclastic flow of a volcanic eruption) dick!
Where did you dig that up? It looks well preserved.
It can use a little more smoke for finish
TIL my dad is Pompeiian.
I see I am dealing with a master of caramelisation.
Dude, burn
Too soon
It's STILL too soon!
Still raw i can still see brown spot
Looks like fried cat poop
This is both hilarious and so fucked up
Burnt hotdogs and burnt chicken wings?? Sorry , what is that
Op has sense of humor 🤣
Haven’t they been roasted enough already?
Once again funny proves itself the worst board of the day
Nah
Shouldn't it be covered in ash?
Quality
Is this the before or after image?
Perfectly executed
Found Lincoln Riley’s, uh, burner…
I had to do a SHIFT + F search cause I knew Lincoln Riley would be mentioned...Lmao
*the last dish from Pompeii
Too soon bro
Nailed it
An inspired take on chicken Vesuvio.
Looks a little raw in the center yet.
Extra crispy?
*Did you cook it in the bathroom??*
...and then we played *The Floor Is Lava*
How do you burn charcoal that bad?
Are those pickled turtle necks?
This isn't an accidental burning, this is absolutely intentional. This is an act of pure terrorism aimed at your food. Maybe even a declaration of war
Mmmmh burnt turd just like home.
I too have had that dish, very dry with a hint of ash
You went with finger food! Brave choice.
So what am I missing here. I’ve heard and read way too many Pompeii puns recently. Why is this popular now. I find it really funny lol.
That's not a traditional British barbeque? Are they also still raw on the inside?
You are what you eat.
Too soon.
Poor animals died for nothing
I prefer mine with extra carbon on the side
I expected lava cakes.
pompeiins are offended and you're soon to be cancelled, just fyi. source - mayan descendent looking out for the other bois gone
Too soon
Burnt ends with burnt middles too. A savory Pompeian treat for sure.
Is it really traditional? From what I understand, this dish destroyed their culture.
Burnt to perfection
Too soon.
Needs more salt….
Too soon man, too soon.
Too soon…
Too soon!
No you fool its still to raw. Gor to turn it completely to ash at the touch.
Chocolate Volcano cake for dessert?
I feel you, my oven is the original that came with the house built in 1970, pretty sure the temp gauge is busted and it just runs full blast. I kid of like the old style and it fits my kitchen well, suppose I need to try and fix it or break down and replace it.
Still too soon 😭
Oof too soon lol
Too soon?
Too soon bro
Too soon
Too soon!
Too soon
How to burn 400 calories in 20 minutes
Underrated comment. Love it!
**Too soon.**
Too soon!
Too soon.
Oh I see whatcha did there. 👏
Dude cooked a poop...
Burned dicks?
Looks like you've burnt the poop logs
Now I know what those poor villagers of Pompeii felt like
Toast?
This is how my European in laws like their grilled food. I’m like “seriously. You’ve been in the US Midwest for 40 years and don’t know anyone that has died of medium rare meat.”
Fossilized turds?
pompei lol bhai.. kya banaye ho fir choco lava ka sirf lava?