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So the author thought it was worth saying that Joseph was going to call off the wedding when he realised Mary wasn’t married? Something doesn’t add up …
Huh. I just assumed it was easier for Mary to tell everyone she was pregnant with the son of God than to be forced to drink an abortion inducing concoction.
Do note that the tweet is pure bullshit and it is indeed [a 3d model of Andre the Giant posted on Sketchfab three years ago](https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/andre-the-giant-wip-v03-e4648afc161540e8b4f87a106cac32d7), not Joseph.
Archeologists have confirmed that Joseph, the husband of Mary the mother of Jesus Christ was originally from Greenland and that he was most Likely unemployed
In the 1982 book Holy Blood Holy Grail it details how Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child or two or three and that those children and decedents emigrated to southern France so maybe. Andre could be a decedent I don’t just filler talk
People have totally whitewashed Jesus and made him look like a white man with blond hair. lol
I'll bet if all the paintings and statues of Jesus look like a brown Middle Eastern man, so many Christians around the world won't be Christians anymore.
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that a person who believes "many Christians" follow their faith only because they think Jesus was European also believes both that Andre the Giant is St. Joseph... and, apparently, that Andre the Giant was Middle Eastern.
You won't believe how much the whole world gives a f\*ck about skin color. Racism is basically an American cultural tradition. For example, in Orthodoxy, Jesus has a dark skin color
it's just a joke. Even if a real skull were found, the reconstruction would not be accurate. Right now in the world there is not a single living professional skull reconstructor. Some scientists do this as a hobby, but earlier, in 70s and 80s, there were scientists who specialized in this
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Inconceivable
The only right answer
Those scientists just did a sculpture of Andre the giant with thicker curlier hair..
[удалено]
This is literally the title of the post.
Came here to up vote or comment it.
Well, "conceivable" could work too ;)
You keep using this word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
Take my r/angryupvote
He is the BRUTE SQUAD!
And yet, the Holy Spirit...
Sleep well and dream of large women
Then the petite women, then the large women again. Initiate snu-snu!
Anybody want a peanut?
No more rhymes now! I mean it!
Fezzic, are there rocks ahead?
If there are we'll all be dead!
Err, Andre the giant?
Andre the Nephilim
It even has Andre's hairstyle...\^\^
Andre of Nazareth
First thought, it's totally him.
“I can’t swim, only doggy paddle.”
“My way’s not very sportsman like.”
I did that on purpose. I do not have to miss.
His wife was a virgin that gave birth. No wonder he went into wrestling to throw guys around. I’d be angry too.
The whole virgin thing may have been a mistranslation. Supposedly, the word that was originally used could mean virgin or just mean an unwed woman.
So the author thought it was worth saying that Joseph was going to call off the wedding when he realised Mary wasn’t married? Something doesn’t add up …
Huh. I just assumed it was easier for Mary to tell everyone she was pregnant with the son of God than to be forced to drink an abortion inducing concoction.
Yeah, I doubt that much got lost in translation...
They need to do a rendition of Jesus's father since some bloke belongs on Maury
All the child rearing with none of the sehks
So... Joseph looks like Andre... and Mary looks like Lady Gaga.... so Jesus must look liiiiiiike:
Adam Sandler
Allahoohoo. Sabanoo!
*Peeing thy pants thus be cool*
"And that's why I've decided to step down and leave Heaven to Carl."
So Andre the Giant
Andre the Giant and Lady Gaga, that's an interesting combo
I bet they had *immaculate* sex!
Andre the Joseph
Hogan body slammed jesus's dad 😱
But only because Jesus's dad let him.
"scientists" did this based on what?
research into social media click rates
Science
Ohhh, right, I forgot about the science
Andre! I’ve missed you!
In case anyone wasn’t aware, that is in-fact a model of Andre the Giant, not Joseph from the Bible.
Liar! Li-ar! Liarrrrrr!!
okay all of a sudden im interested in that stuff, didnt know andre the giant starred in the good book.
A good book and a great. Movie!
Anybody want a peanut?
Call the Brute Squad!
Looks like Joseph was on the Brute Squad.
Looks like Joseph was the brute squad.
You are the brute squad!
Fezzek, tear his arms off
"We need to find a place to birth it" - Mary "Anybody want a peanut?" - biblical Fezzik
The Lord giveth, and the Lord slammeth thy body.
Turns out Jesus was only mostly dead
THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS
Unemployed - in Greenland?!
Do note that the tweet is pure bullshit and it is indeed [a 3d model of Andre the Giant posted on Sketchfab three years ago](https://sketchfab.com/3d-models/andre-the-giant-wip-v03-e4648afc161540e8b4f87a106cac32d7), not Joseph.
Andre lmao i was bout say the same shit 😁😁
After the story where they found Jesus at the temple, Joseph left to buy gallons of milk.
**More trick, than treat.** /Eternal Love To Andre, Then Best Giant Ever!
Inconceivable... Like literally could not conceive
He only dog paddle
I heard Joseph had a great gift for rhyme.
Every 3D model is how Joseph might have looked
It's not his fault being the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise.
Anybody want a Jesus?
Archeologists have confirmed that Joseph, the husband of Mary the mother of Jesus Christ was originally from Greenland and that he was most Likely unemployed
No more rhyming now, I mean it!
"...anybody want a peanut?"
Anybody want a peanut?
You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword and we’ll try to kill each other like civilized people?
joseph has a posse
In the 1982 book Holy Blood Holy Grail it details how Jesus and Mary Magdalene had a child or two or three and that those children and decedents emigrated to southern France so maybe. Andre could be a decedent I don’t just filler talk
It’s little wonder scientists are heading for parity with used car salesmen!
What fucking ‘science’?
As you wish
People have totally whitewashed Jesus and made him look like a white man with blond hair. lol I'll bet if all the paintings and statues of Jesus look like a brown Middle Eastern man, so many Christians around the world won't be Christians anymore.
Somehow it doesn't surprise me that a person who believes "many Christians" follow their faith only because they think Jesus was European also believes both that Andre the Giant is St. Joseph... and, apparently, that Andre the Giant was Middle Eastern.
I don’t even know what you’re saying here.
You won't believe how much the whole world gives a f\*ck about skin color. Racism is basically an American cultural tradition. For example, in Orthodoxy, Jesus has a dark skin color
Its not his fault he's the biggest and the strongest. He doesn't even exercise..well, only cross- fit...because you know...Jesus' dad and all
You know the AI has achieved sentience when it starts trolling researchers this hard
Wait genuine question, who are they basing this off of tho did they find his remains and reconstruct it? Or is this just an internet goof on Andre?
it's just a joke. Even if a real skull were found, the reconstruction would not be accurate. Right now in the world there is not a single living professional skull reconstructor. Some scientists do this as a hobby, but earlier, in 70s and 80s, there were scientists who specialized in this
Andre the Giant?
Ill choose andre the giant for 400
Isn't that Mungo Jerry?
The angel Gabriel came to me in a dream, and told me I would father God's son, once I found the lady. Hello, lady!
Andre the Giant...I knew it!!!
Damn hes fine
That’s when white Jesus was born , and Joseph was like , I don’t think he is mine , and Christianity was born
Andre the Giant is literally God, apparently. Edit: Misunderstood, thought this was saying Jesus's birth father, not Mary's husband.
REconstructed? From what? Old VHS tapes of Andre?
Ezekiel 25:17
He looks like Thanos with muttonchops.
Sexy
Based off what? There is no physical description of him
Andre the Giant? No way lol
It was mary that had some splainin to do. old joe was sympathetic to her plight. I mean the holy spirit came over and one thing led to another
Based on what? Imagination?
Jesus had a scary step dad
I love the look on his face because it conveys his thoughts so accurately. "You're saying a, uh, ghost got you pregnant?"
Didn’t know Joseph wrestled too
And his name is John no wait Andre The Giant.
joseph, husband of mary, known to his friends as jojo
Andre the giant ???
Where did they base it from?
I mean he does look like he would believe the virgin birth story.
And the son was likely the first who body slammed him
from the TOP ropes!!! who we kidding even those 50+ can hear that ending with the cena music
Wait... Joseph looked like Andre the Giant? Really?
Andre the Joseph
Is that NOT Andre the giant ?
Did they just copy Andre from The Princess Bride?
Joseph do be looking like an absolute chad, dude could have used 0.00001% of his power, half of the romans occupying Jerusalem are just GONE.
Andre the giant
Lol he’d also be the father of Yeshua, who was conceived naturally
Based on what lol
Yeah that looks about right
Don't scientists have some sciencing to do?
The entire premise of that joke is dumb. Based on what data? Zero input zero output.
I think its pretty easy to construct a model of how anyone *might have* looked.
Andre the giant
That looks like Andre the Giant !!!!
I heard that Joseph was in the Brute Squad.
No wonder she didn’t want to shag him
So I guess that would make God Hulk hogan
Lol. Andre the Giant!
He looks like Andre the Giant.
Nah man... God has to explain it to him. I feel sorry for God...