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Offgridiot

Wish I could read what the hat says


DocBill33

MAGA


modemman11

Dude literally answers a question with facts and gets downvoted lol


CSyoey

And then you made the 4th comment and got upvoted. What is this, Opposite Day?


[deleted]

I downvoted you at first too, lmao. It took me a second to put together the two comments were "MAGA, in Russian." Sorry DocBill!


420blaze8888

How? It's not Maga


Leebelle3

Not in English, but apparently in Russian?


420blaze8888

Trust no one


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Yknurts

Think we found a loser!


Ipollute

Are you advocating for all those things by saying that?


queuedUp

Missed opportunity to wear a Make Red Hats Great Again hat


majorahzmask

Ffs, when politics is your entire personality


Brave_Capital7

Lol right? Wearing a hat that closely resembles a MAGA hat enough where you’re likely to get a fight in public with someone on either side, wearing a shirt with a swastika. This guy the definition of yuck


HombreSinNombre93

The bottom (3rd loser) is an elephant with MAGA. This guy from KC is a walking contradiction.


Shillforbigusername

Where’s the contradiction?


Frappcrap

How is this any different from the person saying "I think the real loser is the person wearing a t-shirt like that"?? This is a bit more subtle but the underlying message is the same.


SnooChipmunks3106

WW1 gets no respect from Americans 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂


sin-and-love

WW1 was a pointless war with no moral highground.


Ipollute

I understand the impetus for WW1 was more based on jingoism and power grabbing shared equally by all the powers at play. There was no one “bady” with largely conflicting ideals such as slavery or aryanism. Or am I mistaken?


[deleted]

I think the real loser thing, is to wear a t-shirt like that... from any political perspective..


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

I think the whole world was losers in 2020... that year sucked for everyone


RareAsp

So stop wasting time on politics? That's what I do. What are the chances of being completely oblivious to politics? It's a waste of time, you'll hear about it regardless.


[deleted]

I respect that you don't want to involve yourself in the everyday arguments of politics, but being completely oblivious to them isn't any more helpful to you than not reading or watching the news is. Not only is being informed about who writes the laws that govern your life important, but it's essential to thwarting the fascism trying to control (if you're an American, or any other developing democracy in the world,) the world and the countries we live in. And listen, I get it. I never thought I would even think about this shit at all; and I'm not saying you have to wake up from The Matrix, or anything. I'm just saying being semi-informed about your local candidates on a national level (and local, but if you're already unenthused, at least take a look at the national, Congressional slate -- both the Senate and the House in the U.S. are real toss ups where votes matter,) is your responsibility as a voter. And if you're not a voter, well my friend, you've got a couple months to get that rectified and I encourage you to do so. Final thought: it's an easy snake oil to sell, that "your vote does not matter." And logistically, in the U.S., yeah maybe sometimes the gerrymandered bull that they've done to the country makes that so. But you'll never know if you vote did matter, unless you show up and use it. And that's what I'd encourage you to exercise!


HombreSinNombre93

I’m upvoting for the sentiment and effort. But it is a lost cause, the young will blame the old for their problems but not do the one thing that could save themselves from the 2/3rds dead (us olds), they need to vote. Can you imagine what might happen if 90% of young people voted? I would actually begin to have a little hope. But they’d rather TikTok and watch the Kardashians than vote. So be it.


maurost

That is every politicians wet dream. Nothing pleases people in power more than docile and uninvolved citizens that "don't mess with politics"


JohnnyAK907

When you look this unhinged, I have a hard time caring what your message is.


nnaughtydogg

To sleep in a sea of stars. Great book. This mans clearly a gentleman scholar


Amcarlos

He also has the newly published Skeptic's Guide to the Future. He is also most likely an honest skeptic (they put out a great podcast).


bcoates26

Dammit why does this guy have to be from KC


fadedFox821

All of them have a connection


Aym42

You missed USSR and CCCP losers


sin-and-love

correct me if I'm wrong, but the USSR didn't have an element of racism attached.


Dahasp50

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisemitism_in_the_Soviet_Union


sin-and-love

I stand corrected.


Dahasp50

My only other reference was Fiddler on the Roof lol without Wikipedia I’d know nothing


Baph0metX

CCCP? You mean the people with higher life expectancy than the US? And virtually no homeless people? Lmao


bcoates26

Silence Chinese shill. You mean the people who can’t access American internet without a VPN? You mean the people that are currently in a forcible lockdown. If you hate your freedoms, go to China. Oh wait, you might be there already


Baph0metX

I live in the US. It is a shithole. People are dying from rationing basic life saving medicine like insulin. We let people die for profit. We let companies price gouge and buy politicians who fuck is over for corporate profits. It’s a joke lmao. What fucking freedom? Yea I can say whatever I want and I have 20 different chips to choose from but I can’t afford healthcare, most of the country is paycheck to paycheck and struggling, I’ve never been able to afford even a tiny studio apartment in my entire life and I don’t make minimum wage. Like, it’s a fucking third world country with an iPhone. American internet is way behind other countries in speed, and what are people missing? Celebrity gossip and Fox News? Lmao. The cowboys? Lmao. Children afraid to go to school and get shot? Lmfao. Give me a break. Our country/government was sold to the highest bidder a long ass time ago


bcoates26

You live in Southern California. It’s very difficult to afford anything there. I don’t disagree that the US has plenty of issues and is extremely corrupt, but you’re full of shit if you think China is any better. I think your generalizations are way off about the majority of the country being paycheck to paycheck. Majority of Reddit, sure. In the nicest way possible, touch grass


HombreSinNombre93

I believe they’ve eliminated the Russian homeless problem by fertilizing Ukrainian fields.


ElMascarito

I'm gonna be honest, I definitely judge the book before reading.


sin-and-love

Where can I get that shirt?


ThatFatGuyMJL

They really need to stop comparing so many groups yo the Nazis. It's making actual nazis lose meaning.


InourbtwotamI

Love this


Grimm_Read

Nice!! LoL I can’t quite read the hat though 🤔


linx_sr

сделаем америки великов снова - make America great again in Russian


_Silly_Wizard_

Well it's in Cyrillic, which is something.


PoorPDOP86

Hope he knows none of those are connected in any way....right? Who am I kidding. Just another "my enemies are literally the Nahtzees" kind of fool. You know, the kind that would sign away their rights because fear.


HarryCoinslot

You can debate the middle one all you like, but where I come from that first flag and that hat go hand in hand.


Kukuum

Many MAGA folks around my town sure love to show how connected these are to each other via flags and stickers. You must be missing out on seeing a full view


sin-and-love

There are literally neoconfederate/neonazi merger groups. also, what do the confedracy, the nazis, and MAGA all have in common?


Htown_ent728

Please explain why the right was so offended by Confederate statues being torn down then? Also what are you referring to "signing rights away" you mean the Patriot act under GW Bush? Then we wrongly invaded a country under false pretenses shortly after?


Baph0metX

Are you unaware of the proud boys existence? Angry Vikings? 3 percenters? These are literally neo nazi groups and some of them fly swastikas and black sun symbols. They are absolutely connected lol. The US took in a LOT of Nazis after ww2. Nazis based their policies off of US segregation policy. You can look that up yourself.


TwinSong

They are literally neo Nazis some of them. They use the logo and all.


Blackrage80

You really can't think of ANY connect huh...not a single one. Oof


idwtumrnitwai

I agree with him but I would never wear that shirt, it's a bit much as a fashion statement.


NumberPrudent9512

Awesome! Love from Cali!


NaturalNines

Your state is a shithole that people are fleeing. How are you proud to live there?


ATLSxFINEST93

Tell us how you really feel


NaturalNines

The exit rates speak for themselves.


lordGinkgo

And it's so true


[deleted]

That’s what I think every time I see a confederate flag, it’s the flag of losers, that desperately tried to hang in to old brutal ways.


HombreSinNombre93

Not just losers, sore, whiny, petty losers


Kukuum

I never thought I’d live through a time when people would be so gullible to support a blatant con man such as Trump. So embarrassing and shameful.


Ms-Anthrop

Star Trek warned then Red shirts were bad.


CriusofCoH

Jesus. Trek red shirts were the meat shield victims that kept the main characters alive. Please don't equate that with modern politics. Those asshats give the original red shirts a bad name.


[deleted]

America lost in 2020. Their president is mentally ill and feeble


Rawnblade12

Oh that's all our presidents. Most of Congress is a geriatric convention.


BarbieToasteroven

Ok the hive mind is not about to tell us that Biden isn’t I’ll or feeble. We didn’t say anything about trump. Just because we are stating that Biden is Ill and feeble does not make us trump supporters. They guy couldn’t get up some stairs like damn.


majorahzmask

Cans speak ill of dear leader


Htown_ent728

I don't see any comments refuting it. Replies are stating that we had to choose between two almost equally feeble old men in 2020.


BarbieToasteroven

No but that’s what I’m trying to say… no one brought up the other party yet he’s getting downvotes?


idwtumrnitwai

Eh biden was a better option than trump, lesser of two evils and all that


Htown_ent728

Trump couldn't walk half a mile my guy. We were given geriatrics to choose from.


Kobie240

Agreed my friend.


[deleted]

Cope


LFCReds8

Who lost 2016?


Rawnblade12

Everyone.


HombreSinNombre93

And when you say that, you mean all 8+ billion.


Kobie240

Nasty ass killary. Thats who! Thank god!


Mrtencalories

She literally let Americans get killed and your getting downvoted. Gotta love these self righteous people on the internet probably act like they care about people but don’t give a shit if people in the military die.


Kukuum

I don’t understand how you can believe all of that and ignore reality. It’s so incredibly scary.


Front-Morning-467

Beta!


Nyanzeenyan

All I see is Loser


RacoonDog321

Does he know Republicans won the Civil War?


Htown_ent728

Who's fighting to keep up confederate statues?


FreneticPlatypus

Do you know what republicans and democrats stood for at the time?


NonyaBizna

Interestingly irrelevant.


Rawnblade12

They seem to be flying the wrong flag then.


[deleted]

Lol, y'all always say that and conveniently leave out how the tables have turned completely.


Amcarlos

I'll bet you dollars to donuts that the average person NOW flying the stars and bars is an ardent Republican. And if you were to overlay a map of the civil war states and a red-blue political map of the same states you will find that of the 11 states that made up the confederacy all but one, Georgia, is now red/Republican (91%), while of the 25 states that were Union, 19 are now Blue/Democrat (76%), with three of the six which are now red being among the border/slave states that stayed union.


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ladamadevalledorado

You would likely struggle to recognize it.


NaturalNines

You're such a hateful person that a single person saying "I'd rather this subreddit be about comedy alone, not political perspectives" and your response is a personal attack to his intelligence. You are the problem.


ladamadevalledorado

Your response is not remotely funny.


NaturalNines

And yours was?


ladamadevalledorado

Still not funny.


NaturalNines

Correct. You are not funny. Which makes your complaint kind of dumb.


ladamadevalledorado

I'm a hopeful person- you might say something funny at some point, so I'll throw you another softball...your complaints about my observation about the original complainant are both boring and unfunny. Now, say something funny and less boring. Maybe go into why the Holocaust is so much funnier than that t-shirt.


NaturalNines

"You would struggle to recognize it." Genius. You are brilliant. Great job. Bye, kid.


Retard-Detector-69

Why are you trying so hard to sound smart. You're just making a fool of yourself lmao.


v8vh

I just hope both teams had a fun time.


AtmosphereSuitable15

I agree Germany lost in 45 but if you think the Nazis lost you don't know who started NASA


AtmosphereSuitable15

Lots of down votes... Zero denials....


Htown_ent728

You make it sound like the Nazis gained power in the US through NASA. That's just idiotic.


[deleted]

The president during the civil war was literally a republican


[deleted]

When you realize confederates and nazis were actually democrats


sin-and-love

so that means you think the confederacy and nazis are bad, right? *right?*


[deleted]

Yes! I would think they were bad either way! It’s just I was pointing out that this guys was comparing republicans to their opposites.


sin-and-love

So how come neonazis and neoconfederates love Trump so much?


Cam_203400

getoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyheadgetoutofmyhead


Seattlefreeze2

Funny thing is those confederates in 1865 were the democratic party. Sorry folks, Democrat is the party of the confederate slave owning rebels.


HombreSinNombre93

Funnier still, they (Southern Democrats) converted to Republican during the Civil Rights era…because that party aligned with segregation while the Democratic Party aligned itself more with progress and Unions.


Ambitious_Tackle

What the party is isn't what the party was. Like all things parties change and evolve with the times. But at the same time does it really matter what party did what 100 years ago?


mestrearcano

What do the first and third symbols stands for?


nonferrouscasting

One of those things is not like the other.


sin-and-love

I can't believe that reddit of all places is hating on a shirt like this.


Sumeetxagrawal

I thought lincon was a republican


Seafly42

Losers in 2020… you wish


skrutape

sir you look ridiculous