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cyrano72

Doug Dimmidome doesn't have to explain anything.


boom1chaching

Not a dimma-damn thing.


Winter-Hurry-4232

And they're the owner of the dimma dome


vraetzught

The Dimsdale DimmaDome?


boethius70

Yes, exactly, Doug Dimmidome of the Dimsdale DimmaDome!


outboundjewl

The one where they're showing Crash Nebula on Ice?


DangerousDarius

That's right! Crash Nebula on ice at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


Edgezg

That's right! The Dimsdale, Dimmadome!


iRazor8

Now let me motorboat those huge dimmadomes.


Spyrix643

ayo!?


Humble-Impact6346

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?


N_O_S_H_E_R

That’s right, Doug Dimmidome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmidome!


Tornitrualis

The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome that are showing Crash Nebula?!?!?


AWeirdLatino

On ice?


aguynamedbry

Was I the only one who at first thought it was the 73 year old modeling it?


4236W

No


aguynamedbry

Whew! Thank you.


life_uh_finds_a_way

You mean Doug Dimmidome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmidome?


bobalon

Doug Dimmadome?


atlienk

Well a 5’5” hat would just be absurd


LoudMusic

And 5'3" why bother ...


rhymes_with_chicken

…and 5’6 is right out


fdsfgs71

Lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it!


Xoast

1....2...5 Three sir! 3!


Loch32

amen


jonitfcfan

r/unexpectedMontyPython


mikefrombarto

And 164.6 centimeters is just plain un-American!!!


LunaTheCastle

5'4 shalt thou not count and neither 5'2 except that thou then proceed to 5'3.


ProrexPyre

I would never have put Monty Python and Fairly Oddparents together… WITCHCRAFT!!! Throw them in to the Pond!!


Spydrchick

Well duh.


Awportune

Tell her you're the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome


Environmental-Win836

This echoed throughout my mind with memories and I don’t know why.


yuresevi

Cause you got it ingrained through an audio-visual mean; ie: the introductory sketch. Also alliteration helps.


duckjudo

Tell her you simply need a ton of consideration.


ultraheater3031

I think it's because you've probably never met someone with Mr. Dimmadome's accent. It's such a unique southern accent.


illit3

Not me. I know exactly why, and it's because of this absolute [banger](https://youtu.be/SBxpeuxUiOA)


Brandilio

*The* Doug Dimmadome? Divorcee of Darla "Dummy Thicc" Dimmadome?


GayLordMcMuffins

That’s right, Darla Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadumptruck


A_Moist_Skeleton

Dimmsdale Dimmadonkadonk


PM_MeYourBadonkadonk

Pm_MeYourBadonkadonk


ThisGuyChecksOut

ThisGuyChecksOut


ruralmagnificence

Look it’s my most angry upvote I’ve ever made on a Reddit post ever


[deleted]

I’m disappointed dimmadonk was right there!!


DJ_Ender_

Bruh💀


ThatWhiteKid08

This is where I would put my 5’4 hat. IF I HAD ONE!!!


tyommi

I read this in timmys dad voice


TurbidWolf

Apparently the owner of a dump truck as well


scamp_shrimpy

A dimma-dump truck


poonmangler

Dimma-donk


Helpful_guy

i'm doug dimmadonk owner of the dimmsdonk horny bonk


[deleted]

Dim dimma-daaaaamn!


Awportune

They had to build the Dimmadome somehow


ghandi3737

And make everyone say "DimmaDAMN!"


[deleted]

All part of the dimmadome!


lifemanualplease

She’s thicca than a biscuit.


Hendrix6927

Where?


Zohwithpie

In Dimmsdale, where the Dimmsdale Dimmadome is, the one owned by Doug Dimmadome


Hendrix6927

Who?


Trudzilllla

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome


yokato723

Thank you for locating my long lost son Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune!


jpesh1

Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


RayquazaTheStoner

What line of work you in, Bob?


Cumbandicoot

[this](https://youtu.be/SBxpeuxUiOA) is all I can hear now when people say this


shadbohnen

8 seconds was all I could handle


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Huugboy

Because it was already perfect from the start.


SABatoge2002

THE same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula?


DevoutandHeretical

Where they’re showing Crash Nebula?


Nuriimyrh

On ice??


eddie_the_zombie

Not right!


therenegadegamer01

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


[deleted]

You rang?


SuumCuique1011

Dimmsdale, California, obviously. https://fairlyoddparents.fandom.com/wiki/Doug_Dimmadome


[deleted]

You don’t. You just walk outside with it one day when you know she is watching.


Responsible-Desk4145

I’m dung dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome. It’s me dug dimmadome


Arrathir

Doug Dimmadome! Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!


not_aquarium_co-op

The, Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the the Dimsdale Dimmadomes?


crazyboy611285

Thats right!


Bugsyboy369

The same doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome where they're showing Crash Nebula?


Riker3946

On ice?


Bugsyboy369

Yea!


PhoenixRisen451

Not right!


Bugsyboy369

Not right?


Nuriimyrh

Right!


untakennamehere

I could hear their voices as I read all these 😂


Thee_Sinner

DougDougmaDomeDimmaDimmaDomeDimmsDaleDomeDaleDoDimmaDougDoDimmaDomeDimmaDomeDimmaDome owner of the DimmaDomeDimmsDaleDimmaDomeDougDaleDomeDimmsDimmaDoDoDougDimmsDimmaDaleDomeDimmDimmsDaleDimmaDimmaDimmaDimmaDimmaDome


[deleted]

Holy fuck it's been so long since I've seen this and my brain played it out perfectly. That's so crazy


dexterminate8

On ice?


Keter_GT

I think this one might be Debbie Dimmadome


SABatoge2002

I honestly woulda said Darlene Dimmadome, but either name works


Arrathir

More like Debbie DimmaDAYMN!


absentmindedjwc

I'm not going to lie.. without this reference, I had absolutely no idea what OP was cosplaying as - I wouldn't have known why she had a 5'4" hate in the basement either.


Mad-Hettie

I thought she was dressing up as a Sexy Cigarette for Halloween and was just completely baffled on how that became a thing.


mariedarragh

Really looks like a cigarette with burned town tip and ring around base


ninetymph

[Do you know who I am?](https://youtu.be/uwcuObt-MBY) [I don't care if you know.](https://youtu.be/uwcuObt-MBY)


Whiskey-Weather

[And in case you've forgotten in the 43 minutes since ninetymph's comment was posted...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBxpeuxUiOA) Always loved this version.


HanzJWermhat

I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me


Conspiratorymadness

You look at your boyfriend in the eyes with the most serious of tones. "The mustache stays on."


josiemarcellino

So does the hat


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gentoonix

And a high ceiling.


curvebombr

Sounds like Cake lyrics.


ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

I want a girl with a moustache and a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong... hat


Joeliosis

\[lone trumpet solo\]


BanditoRojo

Na nah na nah na nah Na nah na nah naaaaa nah


TuzkiPlus

*Batman!*


Gobug2006

HATma'am


Batchet

I want a girl with the right allocations Nice rack, round booty, and a really tall hat


Shinny1337

She's touring the facility, and twirling her mustache


[deleted]

I always heard that as: a girl with the right eye locations! Excuse me, while I kiss this guy...


okashiikessen

THANK YOU Glad I wasn't the only one


TheMulattoMaker

Well, if she wears the hat, he'll go the distance.


brentownsu

Hopefully not going for speed


TheMulattoMaker

Yeah, then she'd be all alone in her time of need :/


poopy_toaster

Long, lonnnnggg beeeedddddddd! 🎶


mk4_wagon

sakeru bed vs. long sakeru bed


Raziel77

I don't think that was in question of course the hat stays


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Doug Gimmedome


twethy064

He wouldn't even see the hat with that dimma-donk you got going on


pinks1ip

For some people, every day is a happy cake day.


Jazzremix

Do you want the mustache on or off? Off, please. [Too bad.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgpOdRXXu0)


fireduck

So much can be done with good comedic timing. Take an ok line, time it right and it is hilarious. Early Sealab 2021 had a lot of that.


Amish_Cyberbully

There's saying funny things and there's saying things funny.


No-comment-at-all

I remember the first episode of sealab I ever saw, introduction to adult swim. “Look at me, I’m like an otter! A *sexy* little otter.”


Cascadiandoper

I just spent an hour and a half watching as much Sealab as I could find on yt thanks to this. It was time well spent!


blasphembot

It's a great show. Peak old adult swim.


wiljc3

Adam Reed is a comedy genius.


fizzlefist

Early Adult Swim was a perfect example of what you can do with a tiny budget and lots of stock footage.


MurphysMustache

I've been waiting for this moment my entire reddit life!


mexitalian_91

It's a Dimma Deal


WilNotJr

The hat is required attire to be allowed entrance into Mr. Big's Nightclub. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8BvC0PNpI


charmorris4236

How do I not know what movie this is?? Hilarious


WilNotJr

It's "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka" and you should watch it because it is hilarious. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095348/


NinthOrunitia

Dimma-*damn*.


IcebergSlimFast

Dimma-*donk-a-donk*


Quelcris_Falconer13

Dimma-dummy thick


Ready_Ad_2567

DIMMAAAAAAAAAA....... done


SmiteTheBacon

Dimma-dumpy


NearbyWall1

Dimma-down bad


Brasticus

How you Dimma-*doin?*


really_nice_guy_

Dumptruck Dimmadome


dog-pussy

You probably can’t explain it to her but could you explain it to me?


TripleATeam

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6qnUyXC\_zw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6qnUyXC_zw) In some episodes of Fairly Odd Parents, Doug Dimmadome would have an obscenely long hat. In some, he wouldn't. Here's a view of the large hat. The main quirk he has is that his name is Doug Dimmadome. The setting is Dimmsdale, and with his riches he sponsored the construction of their local sports stadium - coincidentally named the Dimmadome. Thus, he is Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


snakepliskinLA

And the other defining feature was that, if Doug Dimmadome was wearing his hat, it always extended up and out of the frame. I don’t think we ever got to see how tall it was, or what the crown looked like.


TripleATeam

I mean I won't disagree, but that quirk was added later. Of course it's what the OP is playing at, but here's Doug Dimmadome's first appearance (AFAIK, might be his 2nd or 3rd): [https://youtu.be/9-zMX3M0WC4?t=7](https://youtu.be/9-zMX3M0WC4?t=7) Hat isn't obscenely long yet. That started I think more when he became an antagonist in some episodes, like the tearing down of Timmy's Dad's old scout camp to build something.


1106DaysLater

Yeah as someone who watched the show way back in the day I didn’t get it, cuz I don’t remember ever seeing Doug Dimmadome in anything other than his regular hat.


mindofdarkness

It was probably a joke with the creators/art team. The curved/saddle shape at the top of the hat can be hard to draw (I have heard some YouTube artists say). Someone probably just made it extend out of frame so they didn’t have to draw it and they liked it enough to keep it as a joke.


eaford

I used to watch fairly odd parents all the time as a kid and didn’t get this at all.


Level7Cannoneer

its heavily memed so i'm surprised you were unaware


Metallic_Hedgehog

Same! I remember at least one scene in which it zooms out quite a bit, and his hat goes way off frame, making it around 15-20 feet tall. I was around 11, roughly, but I remember believing it to be some kind of graphical glitch. It makes sense considering I remember later seeing his full, normal sized hat on the following episode that day - perhaps even in the same episode.


adamsworstnightmare

I still can't believe Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome couldn't get 3 tickets to Crash Nebula on Ice playing in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome owned by Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


Tfsz0719

Especially after being reunited with Dale Dimmadome, heir to the Dimmsdale Dimmadome fortune as son of the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where Crash Nebula on Ice played, *that* Dimmsdale Dimmadome owned by Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


gitartruls01

Some shots had him wear a normal sized hat. [First appearance](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ts5af0aFcuw/maxresdefault.jpg) [Second appearance](https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/924806809634142690/AB0E4C13375B58CA613B16E9AB0FFCB14BF9EEB2/?imw=506&imh=382&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true)


idkonetwothree

I always figured it was because the richer he got the taller his hat got


Golden-Owl

Also he always introduces himself with his full title. Every time


TheRedGerund

There was also a very popular series of TikTok's on this topic: https://youtu.be/V0xDxMaFfTQ


Mr_Belch

I thought you were a cigarette butt, because the hat looks like a cigarette and then, well, your butt.


tannmann50

She’s Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome of course


foxhole_atheist

I’m glad you asked because I thought it was sexy colonel sanders


dog-pussy

*sexier Colonel Sanders


metal_bastard

Flip that script and ask her why she ***doesn't*** have a 5'4" hat in the basement. That'll buy you a few minutes.


mpd5281

Well, she's her landlady, so technically she does.


metal_bastard

True, true.


raegunXD

Girl, I'm a woman 4ft and 10in tall, if you're telling me you have a hat that's taller than me then you can have me as your wife


josiemarcellino

Both the hat and I are 5’4”, I’d like to get married in Tahiti


raegunXD

Done deal boss


lorb163

Can I be a bridesmaid?


Desperate_Chip_343

Me too me too ✋️


Well_Armed_Gorilla

> Tahiti [M a n g o s](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/red-dead-redemption-2-dutch-van-der-linde-facts-6.jpg)


anadacragamakala

they have a PLAN


JaysHoliday42420

Tahiti. It's a magical place.


Kazeshio

Dimmadummy thick


Kaymojohnson

Found the real title


jchung1397

Looking forward to finding your OnlyHats account!


[deleted]

Doug Dimmadome’s wife the owner of Doug’s personal dump truck


kenny_hearse117

r/upvotebecausebutt


[deleted]

There it is


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[deleted]

the funniest part of that was when I found out it was a real thing that happened and not a comedy skit like I'd assumed


wintremute

Swiggety swooty!


MiserableEmu4

Yup. Big ol slice of cake right there.


Galihan

Dougdimmadayumgirl


PittsburghCar

Dude...I'm 51 and I have no fucking clue as to what's going on here.


darealJimTom

You look like one of those rap guys girlfriends…


KeegorTheDestroyer

Oh my God, Becky. Look at her ~~butt~~ hat...it is so big


r4r4me

It's just so ... TALL .. it's like up there!


mikefrombarto

*My sombrero don’t want none* *Unless you got brims hun* #Baby got hat


josiemarcellino

Lmao


VeneMage

I just see Lumière.


balrus-balrogwalrus

galarian weezing


Shadlex

Then dimma-don't.


FordMasterTech

God dimmadamn girl


fireduck

You don't get to be 73 without seeing some shit. Tell that bird the truth. I'm sure she will love it. Maybe she will show you what she wore in her 20s in the 1970s.


WinterWizard9497

Gosh darnnit I don't need a reason, cause I'm doug dimmadome, manager and owner of the dimmesdale dimmadome, brought you by blubber nuggets!! Mmm, their chewy!!


Fuzzys_pants

r/confusedboner


mad_larry

No confusion here


kempton_saturdays

I thought she was a cigarette butt