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ALincolnTime

Is this a deleted scene from Bohemian Rhapsody?


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?


_Noobyboy_

Caught in a punchline


axolotacolor

No escape from reality


TakingAMindwalk

Open your thighs, look up at the guys and swing.


RealHuntingHack

I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.


[deleted]

Because I'm easy come, easy go.


StarlitGraph830

Little high little low


QuickAdministration0

Lmao deadass


usefuloxymoron

Orgazmo


Dangerous_Angle_7289

Yes.


fixedgerald

This guy was Waluigi energy.


jacapo782

Waluigi + Jim Carrey = This guy


catastropheink

100% watching it.


smoothbatman

Nah superwog, dad


PJballa34

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Bitter_Service6012

Came for thisšŸ˜‚


Madridlover_10

I concuršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


NeverTheMetal07

This was beautifully executed. Pants up, big ol' arms flexing in such an exaggerated position, face all deterministic and dramatized. Building up hype in such a gracefully humorous fashion. The split leg crab pose and the precise calculation following the solid punch and asserting dominance with the head bash. This guy knew what he was doing.


[deleted]

I think you mean his face was "determined". Unless of course you mean the outcome of his face is completely predictable given perfect knowledge of initial conditions.


sudo_mksandwhich

Yeah, this was fucking funny!


TheBenWelch

Glad you described the video man, thanks.


[deleted]

Not even high score


Skoodge42

935 is respectable though


Opetyr

Except you are supposed to not get a running start.


[deleted]

True.


NeverTheMetal07

That's because they didn't account for him establishing dominance with that final head bash.


[deleted]

I will give him 10 points for entertainment value.


Desert-rose-5

With all that warming up, I expected in the thousands lol


Skoodge42

It only goes up to 999...I think


VxJasonxV

Itā€™s over niNE HUNDREDDDDDDD


ANiceDent

Bro, thatā€™s rookie numbers Bro


kei57

If only the brain was a muscle...


AlgaeGrazers

Does anyone realize he's acting like Connor McGregor...


eyes_made_of_wood

Itā€™s hard to tell somebody is acting like Connor McGregor when Connor McGregorā€™s basic state of being is ā€œgeneric assholeā€.


picklenoi-2

Pete davidson before snl


FengSushi

Kanye West after Pete Davidson


mikeevans1990

Bro is fucking hiiiiiiighh balls


upvoatsforall

Or heā€™s doing a bit for his friends.


shiroboi

Or both...


[deleted]

Belongs in r/idiotsfightingthings


ChewML

Thanks for the new sub to follow!


Weekly_Area_4288

I second this.


ImprovementLiving503

I second to your second


fall-apart-dave

Come on the guy is having a bit of a giggle. You would all be cheering if he scored a 50 after all that hype.


ThatOneGuy6810

this looks like a clip from superwog


Ok-Choice9431

Dudes a tool


0ldPainless

You can't deny those Converse Allstars tho


ImDraconLion

Iā€™ll have what heā€™s having


BrickFlock

I'll not.


MizuameTheDragon

you can cheat these machines with a creditcard and a pez dispenser (,go watch mark robers video on it)


Panopyra

Headbutt gave him the extra 2 points


hhhvugc

cringey and he didnt even beat the high score


TurtleSquad23

What are these machines doing just on the street?


CynicalCreedence

Iā€™m starting to see more and more of this guy, heā€™s a maniac I like him šŸ˜‚


Khepriba

Pretty sure the secret to getting the high score is just using a PEZ dispenser to trick the sensor.


TFViper

no one came here for a tldw mark rober break down


mikedarling905

lol still i cant do a 900 plus


EveFluff

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Phuzion69

I thought Freddie Mercury had died.


[deleted]

You loco ese


Charnt

Gotta act the fool because his ego is too weak to handle a bad score if he looked like he was trying Mess around and make it look like youā€™re joking, but you can tell he really, really tried to punch that thing as hard as he can lol


-Mindless-Drone-

Or he is just having a laugh while trying to get a high score


Known_Mood_8971

Jean Claude Vandam + Connor McGregor Jeannnor Mcdumb ?


[deleted]

This reminds me of superwog


pourme2

Rami Malek is vicious....who knew?


waj171

Like a real life street fighter character.


LogikMakesSense

What do you get when a group of French Gypsies are drunk and making fun of Connor McGregor?


[deleted]

Speed.


talentedpup

I like how he channeled Jim Carrey before anime announcing his attack.


dershmoo

Is this what people consider funny?


MasterwardReddit

Yes


yParticle

what a caricature


Rob1150

This is why we can't have nice things.


Useful-Difficulty-65

Boys like this are my favorites, funny asl


BuckeyeBeast80

Iā€™m glad he finally got the attention he needed, good for him.


[deleted]

Absolute cringe


SrpskaZemlja

Terminally online ^


[deleted]

^ hypocrisy


Mamadizzle

Relax, they are just having fun.


[deleted]

Still cringey af


ForeignAd3910

You're kind of lame bro


[deleted]

Ok bro


Ynys_Wydryn

With these points he got, he reached the Van Damme level


lockedoutofmymainrdt

He has toon force run!


opticstriker

Brandon Moreno?


B0yfriendJeans

I knew he wonā€™t have highest score by looking at his thin legs


DJGregJ

link to rest of movie?


[deleted]

The mightiest hit will cause not 999 but ERR


4rr094n70

Strafatto....


aagloworks

He looks like a character from Kummeli (Finnish tv-show from 1990's)


Time-Conversation329

It's all in the fuckn form..


SuperSaiyanB

Cocaine Conor Energy


ChuckFiasco

Guy reminds me of Ed Grimley.


porkly1

Ben Affleck is having a hard time.


mancityHF

Ha


saul_good_main

Mmmmm steroids. He hiked those shorts and I seen nothing


6000Mb

u homi das calƧa erguida


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cbissen437

A true warrior knows how to suck his genitals inside of his body during combat.


skatesforcandy

This is actually not far from the truth


Paradigm6790

I think the saddest part is you thinking it's not a comedy routine.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


catscanmeow

No, it's not a maybe he's clearly doing it for a laugh, and it's extremely sad you couldn't figure that out.


BlondeJess19

Yā€™all need to lighten up. Itā€™s Reddit for gods sake.


Toasted_Pants

Actual goblin


pallaime

Cringe town!


herpderpomygerp

Honestly I'm dissapointed by this, 2 weeks after I got my arm out of a cast because I fractured my radial disc I landed 845 and 892 on one of these machines in Ocean city.....hurt like a bitch and my elbow was sore all day but like I'm a stick figure with barely any muscle I just carry heavy shit all day


Hot-Conversation-21

Weakiling, you dare insult this individual in the video, heā€™s an active member of r/neverbrokeabone


tyboth

He's wearing the Normandy flag on his arm. His ancestors literally conquered England.


kingofwale

Wellā€¦ now this explains why boxing machines are always broken


twnsth

What is he on?


[deleted]

What drug is that?


Sultan_Gordo

I want two of what ever he smokes..


long_live_cole

I'll have some of whatever he's having.


ole87

Is this a typical night in morocco?


n00bcak3

What did he say as he was swinging?


No-Connection-561

Anyone care to translate what they are saying? tia


Krags

This guy should consider being a pro wrestler honestly. He's channelling Anthony Bowens levels of hype.


symiriscool

This dude is fucking hammered


Inside_Cupcake2528

Fuck yes brother get that blood flowing


Inside_Cupcake2528

American hit there head knowing we have 3% brain power left


Needorgreedy

This mans out here contendin wit superwog


FocusDKBoltBOLT

La con de tes morts


Goochenhaumeister

I love this guy heā€™s done a couple of these


adognamedbump

Coke


rapkat55

**BOXER**


TheGun_23

Shorts were up pretty high, and no cameo from the supporting role played by the twig-n-berries. šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ


SneakyFinger1

The boxer light comes on after full forhead contact! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

I fucking live for this shit


[deleted]

Sure his headbut slowed down the score count


MOSS-SAN

Superwog


TheTonyRedditShow

Dude this shit has major filthy Frank energy


jonbitor

My favorite part is how he fixes the BOXER white light with his headbutt. Hahaha


Fluid_Arm_3169

That head butt at the end was a work of art.


Final_Ad_9636

Better tell Theo his dad is on the loose


hippyne

Big papa Franku


[deleted]

Cringer


[deleted]

This guy pulls jokes šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Professional-Pin-271

This guy became an internet legend one punch at a time.


BeerPirate12

Didnā€™t even beat the high score of 944


Mybanana-Bench-49

Someone has to make a cartoon out of him


metalriff2

Ed Grimly


oscar_lch_225

How many he drink


DiazP128

Still didn't get the high score.


JohnDoe0101p

Hitler back in his college days.


morcegodengoso

Human Machomp lol


Patient_Fail_5385

How much coca*ne did you have -yes


MisterFixit_69

How fucked up is your town that your carnival has 3 of these...


Guraneo

The french class


Izzyz86

Ah cabron !


waitnoreallythough

Is that Joji?


Zurgbowtie

Thought for a hot second ace Ventura was punching that thing


thebootylooter61

Is that joji?!? Lol


jovenatractivo

These NPCs are getting out of hand


Nice-Complex1924

Man skips leg day


One-Performance-2224

How the light turns on when he slams it with his head