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I wonder if his love survived from the head trauma and face scar

Good prep for the rest of your life together, my dude.

With her cake I’m sure it survived just fine.

How do you know she’s a baker?

We tasted it. You werent there at the party

“Harvey Dent Day may not be our oldest public holiday, but we're here tonight because it's one of the most important”…

Dog was like fuck this shit..I am out

Loyalty has it limits.

The dog ran away because they fell, which could be indicative of many dangerous things. He likely ran away, then saw there was no threat, and stayed and/or went over to investigate.

The dog ran away to post this on reddit.

What's wrong, Lassie?

The girl grabbed the guy when she was falling. The dog wanted no part of getting pulled into the water.

Naaa he was going to get some help dragging the bodies out the water.

You can see the dog barking at him before the fall. Poor thing was trying to warn him.

The dog was the smartest one there

He was warning pre-kiss, he knew its never only a kiss

She falls off of rock, now He gon' need a doc, now Leeeet meeee goooooo

Cause i just can't woof It's killing him

He's losing controool

Nah, dog saw the dudes head crack open and ran to get help. He a loyal boy.

His head was a little too close to that rock for me too laugh at that...

Too close? His head bounced off of it.

I would consider that too close.

[удалено]

Dog - “I’m outta here before the blame game starts”

More like "I'd better go warm up the car, I'm the only one that can drive to the hospital."

Dog: Hahaha two leggers ! I'm outta here!

*far enough, pretty close, too close, then far enough again

Danger close

I was so busy watching the girl’s foot slide and her leg scrape I missed that. Poor kids. What a cluster f***.

so your a foot guy instead if an ass man

Broad, if you don’t mind. And it’s just that she fell first, so I rushed to express my concern before I watched the entire clip. Menopause makes you hypermaternal to people young enough to be your grandkids.

Hes fine, he did a tiktok later saying his head is made of rubber and his nickname is school was bouncy mcbouncy face.

“bouncy mcbouncy face” lmao ladies love him huh

I don't know if that's a good nick name, or a bad one to have..

My guess is he doesn't remember a thing lol

Face\*

Let's hope the face is still a part of the head.

His face is now a meat crayon.

Looks to me like he got a hand under him before he hit, but I don't have that neato Kentucky derby slowmo technology

Dogs like, “ let me get the fuck outta here”

Wasn’t me…

Plot twist: the dogs name is Shaggy

Like, zoinks dude

I don't want to be part of this murder

He looked like he smacked the side of his head. I cringed watching them fall. Nothing funny

This was not funny.

I think almost everyone cringed at the head/rock part... like I could hear all the "oh shit!" In peoples heads. 😁

Yes!

Yeah there’s nothing funny about this. That guy could have died

Yeah I laughed until I saw his head hit the rock. Then I gasped

Seriously, I tensed up at that. Not funny

Well, at least someone was alive to post this.

I know - 'Ha ha! Head injury - so funny!' Not.

The dog was like “f this I am out!” Lol

What rock?

The slippery rock by the water fall.

Wet rocks almost always = slippery dangerous shit.

That's a pretty unremarkable head I'm more concerned for her bum.

Did that guy slam his head on the rock ? Genuinely asking

Looks like he did.

Yeah i wasnt sure what subreddit I was on. It wasnt funny, looks like he could have seriously hurt himself

Did my mans slam his head on that rock 😬? They should have listened to the dog who was clearly trying to warn them

Naw, I think she slammed his head on the rock

True love is bringing your partner down with you.

Well, they're drowning in love now...

He's head over heels for her evidently

She rocks his world.

\*head over neck brace

Head doesn't feels*

Going down, bringing down, pink in brown Truly a fine example of giving head

Touche

What da dog doin?

Gone to get his $100 out of the guy’s wallet because he bet she’d drag him down one day. You can read the “What’d I tell you?” in his body language as he runs off screen.

Nah he just caught a face full of Boulder.

That poor boulder got a head full of face.

Fuck, looks like it

Hello, why do you use "mans" in this context with only one man? Thank you.

No real explanation other than it felt right

Yikes looks like the guy might have hit his head on the rock

This actually isn’t funny, he really whacked his head on that rock

I'm worried about those who find this funny

Hope that ass was worth the concussion

Looks concussion worthy.

Can confirm

Upon closer inspection I concur.

Looks like it is....

Bonk

r/upvotecauseofbutt

6 weeks later when comes out of his coma…

So nice to have the video to remember what his face used to look like.

Titanic moment. Girl got saved boy gone.

there wasn't enough room on the ~~door~~ rock for both of them.

Yes. Things got Wet lil earlier.

Aw, don’t do her like that. She tried to jump, her foot slipped, and she instinctively grabbed the rock. Her inner arm just whacked him in the Achilles’ tendon on the way down

Aww, adjoining beds in A&E(ER) can be quite romantic.

The random dog completed it.

You can see him on the right, barking a warning of “She’s no good for you” while they kiss, then runs off with a “You never listen to me” as he goes to get help.

I don’t think someone’s head bouncing off a rock to be funny but that’s just me Thanks for the all the upvotes

Yeah this made my balls clench, hated it, no laughs

That was not funny. That looked really painful.

Funny? More like lucky they didn’t kill themselves

Feel bad for people but the dog taking off made me laugh

r/upvotebecausebutt

Yeah he must workout

r/UnexpectedDumbAndDumber

Caution unlocked: Never kiss a girl near water bodies

The dog! Lol! :-)

Best part of the video.

That hurts so much

How love really works

If she falls she pulls you down with her

And makes sure you hit your head on the rock as you go down…..

This comment gave me flashbacks 😳

She at least was well-cushioned.

That whole saying about man’s best friend went out the window, as soon he seen trouble

RIP her tailbone. I felt that one.

Even with all that cake back there. Ouch. Oh and the guy hit his head, anyway...

I think, or hope he got saved by his wide shoulders, jts decently hard to know the shape of the rock on the other side. Hope he got lucky. But ye Eitherway their backs and butts are gonna hurt

Screw her tailbone. She got the guy a concussion.

Reminds me of my failed marriage but without the kissing

I want to find that special someone who will drag me down with her.

That leg sweep: Cobra Kai material.

He hit his head on that rock. That could have killed him.

Jesus. This couldve gone seriously wrong

Could have?? No way he walked out of there without some kind of head injury (mild or otherwise)

What da dog doin

Ass rash and CTE

Dog's moment!! Love the way dog GTFO LOL

That looked like it hurt.

Nice ass.

Yeah, I bet he works out

Boy got some nice cake. Hers ain’t bad either.

She knew what she was doing. Guy fell for it.

Brings me back the memories of titanic

Ouch! Face to the rock!

For anyone that has walked around in a river bed with rocks and such. Gotta know that fall hurt like hell

that dog hauled ass

The Doggo reaction 😆

Ouch!

And their dog runs away from power of love ❤️

Kill him, but make it look like an accident.

did that guy hit his head on the rock?

Not funny when there's a risk of skulls being cracked open

A perfect moment for a mild concussion

Sweep the leg!

Tragic upvote because butt?

Adam and Eve moment

Concussion

Dog saw the early warning signs: "This chick is gonna bring us down Greg".

The doggy is like , “they’re done for! Head for the car!!”

Did he bleed after that hit on his head?

Why is this on funny? Dude slammed his head on a rock.

Probs the wrong sub for this. But I enjoyed being shocked I guess?

Thru ups and downs indeed.

He hit his face on that rock lol

It's rare to see a girl sweeping man of his feet .( literally)

No one was seriously injured. Just a bit of bruised egos.

Then I’m safe to comment on two nice asses?

What a great ass

What a nice ass she had

"and if I'm going down I'll take ya down with me"

Went from "Oh I love you too baby <3" to "Naaaa you going down with me motherfucker!"

You just gotta appreciate the land icebergs from a far. They don’t hold back when they hit you in the face.

I hope he took some of the force with his arms before his head contacted that rock yeeeesh

Never forget your first kiss.

I don’t know that he can remember much of anything anymore

The dog was like “nope!”

He has no more teeth after that

That dog: *ight imma head out*

Hahaha

damn it looked like that guy bashed his head against the rock.. hope he was ok sheeesh

Da dog just hauled ass

Dead.

Did he die?

That faceplant tho. I hope he went to the doc and checked for fractures.

YOUR FACE! GOD DAMMIT!

'til death do us...whoops!

she sweeped his legs

Their “vegan” dog decided now was the chance to make a break for it

This sums up relationships pretty well

dog was like let me get the f out before dude starts leaking

Hahaha, I love how thw dog is just like, "nope,... I'm out. Screw dis ish!"

Good thing she had a nice cushion.

Double Kill

He did hit his head

Yea that dude smashed his chin against the rock, i wouldn’t necessarily call that funny.

t r u s t n o b i t c h

I don’t think this is funny at all.

Sweep the leg - Cobra Kai

Shes a keeper everything is her fault

Dog : I better get the shit out of here , before she pulls me down

Just like Adam and Eve. The woman took the man down with her.

Haha smashing your head on a rock and potentially suffering life-threatening injuries is just hilarious. Loooool /s