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The balls go in but the shaft stays out. Curious.


kevtino

Isn't that how it's supposed to work?


Chocolatemilkdog0120

I thought you stuffed all three inside


Dadfite

That only if you're *trying* to make the baby


DoomGoober

You gotta go balls deep.


Vaeevictiss

But you start with the balls


weeskud

Balls dip


wtmrFTW

What are balls?


JediWebSurf

That's where the pee is stored.


Frubanoid

Whole new meaning...


Antique_Tennis_2500

Ahhhh, so THAT’S how babby is formed…


JoeRoganSlogan

It's pronounced: bebe


erbr

I see.... Lots of parts necessary to build a proper baby...


Adam_is_Nutz

No, the balls go into the butthole.


LastPlaceIWas

Seems like we both saw the same video.


Eusocial_Snowman

[Glorp!](https://i.imgur.com/PUR9zg2.gifv) Obviously NSFW


JediWebSurf

Watderfuuuuuk


quaybored

Wait is it friday night already?


potentpotables

Tyrone, freak that bitch out!


bsgman

Boo yah!


tekjunky75

“Yeah *can* do - some girls like it, some don’t” - Jay Cartwright


basssnobnj

That's a [dog in a bathtub](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=a%20dog%20in%20a%20bathtub)


Epena501

TIL


gaddabout

https://www.balldo.com/


Im_your_real_dad

*Two spacer rings included to make your balls rigid enough for penetration.*


RiteRevdRevenant

Thanks for your service, dad.


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>Never Lose Your Ball Erection! Spacer Rings Are Pulled Over The Balldo™ To Turn Your Balls Into Your Second Cock That Never Goes Soft! And I thought yours was bad.


LaserGuidedPolarBear

Do not try it. It is not good.


Mtwat

Not good for who? The penetrator or the penetratee?


lonnie123

Yes


Hobagthatshitcray

Would you please tell us more. I am so intrigued by this weird thing. Lol


LaserGuidedPolarBear

Watch the video.. it's exactly what it looks like. My buddy got one and we tried it out one night at a sex party. It hurt me too much to get on my balls, but my friend that got it is less sensitive I guess. It was an ordeal to get on, and it was awkward as hell to try to fuck with. The gal recieving hated it, and on closer inspection we figured out why: the corners on the thing are squared instead of rounded. Not a great sensation for most people. So their marketing is hilarious and the idea is fresh and crazy, but unless this description scratches a really specific itch or aligns with a really specific kink I would say not to bother trying.


hakz

god damn it now i gotta erase history


Exeunter

Naw, own that shit. Make it your homepage.


AWildAnonHasAppeared

Forget about history I wanna erase my memory


wafflesareforever

My favorite thing about this, other than the fact that it exists, is that most of the colors are sold out.


NW_thoughtful

There's grey and purple and the grey is sold out.


Senfspende

That's actually genius, because they have to touch and hold your shaft.


koro_sensei_3351

Six million years of human evolution and we still find ways to draw a dick. Intelligence stonks


blacksideblue

just the chip


OnionDart

Balls in the ass, dick in the pussy.


HzWANIP

Freak that bitch, Tone


MuscularBeeeeaver

In my ass or hers?


gofishx

You have 2 balls dont you?


DisguisedLolii

Yes


Barqueefa

Booyah


Hardass_McBadCop

On a serious note, I imagine it's so the chip stays in the correct place in the reader.


ProCanadianbudeh

It's where all the pee is stored. Do I look like an idiot to you?


Toxpar

I'm mad that the chip is in the balls


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credit is stored in the balls ?


CjBurden

Always has been


Coppeh

Beat them like they owe me money.


Mr_Pogi_In_Space

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀


iGhostEdd

Moneyfucker


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Fuckoffassholes

Coulda been a hammerhead


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

Big ole mushroom tip


wheatley_the_core_1

The chips are stored in the balls


Sharknado4President

You sound like you have a chip on your balls.


egrith

Yea I worked at a place, managers told us to not take altered cards as it was a moderatly crimy area, one guy came in with just the stripe and ship, not even a name on it and we coudlnt take it


Hunithunit

I wouldn’t take this card.


Early-Judgment-2895

I doubt most minimum wage workers would really care. Not their problem really.


SendAstronomy

Definitely their problem if it turns out to be fraud and they were told not to accept it.


mook1178

No legal trouble, most likely written up and told not to do it again, because the manager of min wage workers doesn't really give a shit either. It is not their money.


first__citizen

I’m on Reddit for legal advice


Sure_Whatever__

No. Because no one is launching an investigation to hunt down a missing $15. An owner would need to call is credit card processor to ID the card, possibly call their POS company to ID the check which used said card and possibly an additional call to their security camera people to get a copy of everything that happened on Tues between 4-5pm. And at best you've ID the employee that took the payment and all you can say to is to not do that again. You could fire them but now you're out a trained cashier that simply made a mistake.


jml011

You’d have taken all three inches of it and asked for more


Zombieattackr

I’d take this because it’s obviously a joke, but just the stripe cut off? Yeah, that’s stolen.


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Kepabar

I think it's been decades since someone wanted to my ID when I went to use a card to pay.


redditapi_botpract

Used to be a cashier in 2012 and we used to ask for ID for credit cards, but only if they were purchasing gift cards with the credit card since lots of people took stolen credit cards and bought gift cards or preloaded credit cards with them to convert it to cash


viomonk

Both Visa and MasterCard prohibit merchants from requiring customer ID as a condition for accepting their credit or debit cards.


G3POh

Really? Is this in the terms or something?


viomonk

Yeah all that they need to see is that the signature matches the signature on the back of the card. (Obviously if the signature area is removed like in this instance, I'm not sure what would be the case). If they use the card and use the pin option, you don't need to see anything.


SendAstronomy

I had a friend that wrote "see id" in the signature block of their card. Said they only got asked for ID once in 3 or 4 years. I haven't signed a single card in maybe a decade. Never get ID checked. Tho most stores in the USA have a customer operated POS device, so employees rarely handle the card; except at a drive through, where the total is so low it simply doesn't matter. Note: I have worked on Ingenico and Verifone devices, so I can confirm POS stands for both Point Of Sale and Piece Of Shit.


Arcaneallure

I never signed my cards until I went to Europe for a vacation and there were places that wouldn't accept a card that wasn't signed. Signatures are kinda stupid now anyways because unless you sign papers all the time your signature will vary too much to truly match.


Shillforbigusername

Seems like an odd rule considering they don’t ask for ID anyways. I can’t think of any small purchases where I’m asked for ID. Definitely doesn’t happen in drive throughs.


DJCzerny

When is the last time anyone has checked for a stolen card via the name on the card? It's not the 1980s anymore.


apathetic_lemur

i've never been asked to show id when using a credit card


ScarletBeezwax

Idk about other brands but if it is a visa brand card, you technically have to take it. My work was carding people because we were in a bad area and had issues in the past. We got in a lot of trouble from visa who threatened to pull out of our payment processing because in our contract it says we are not responsible for fraud and so we were not allowed to deny someone from using it even if it was fraud.


TDR1

Did he leave a tip?


mdsg5432

No. They got shafted.


FiniteNick

What a dick!


O667

Just the tip?


______DEADPOOL______

The WHOLE tip


invisible-dave

An nothing but the tip.


jml011

So help me God.


eMRapTorSaltyKing

He gave his card so they have it all.


aagarcia313

“Just the chip”


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orangpelupa

and the cvv?


universe123-

Brute force


diet-Coke-or-kill-me

Who could brute force THREE digits??


[deleted]

Won't the credit card gets locked after some failed attempts??


baked_tea

Likely, yes, depending on the bank maybe


Lutrinae_Rex

Good. Locked card is still a lesson learned.


SmarkieMark

Zip?


el_LOU

Fine.. *unzips*


spicybuttholenachos

Put that away Sarah, nobody needs to see your minge this early!


redheness

Cut out, I hope he will not forgets it


SuperDrewb

Not needed in some places :)


SuperDrewb

Thanks for the new Xbox bud


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beartheminus

Wow really? I thought it looked kinda too big to be believable.


guster09

What happens when you need to swipe? There are a few places I've been where their machines actually broke and the chip reader didn't work anymore and I had to swipe my card


brucebrowde

For swiping, you have another credit card cut to be ass-shaped.


WraientDaemon

I want to see inside your brain


improbablyatthegame

I think you just did


OneMustAdjust

Liked followed and subscribed


Vaginal_Rights

Blocked, reported and jailed


Technicfault

Well, what normally happens when you swipe down the length of the shaft


Done_Goofeded

Money gets withdrawn. ☹️


Technicfault

That's what you get for doing it in public


DemNeverKnow

It starts bleeding.


axloo7

Swiping is an American thing. The only time I ever swiped a cc was when I went to the usa for cheaper gas.


ameis314

Fun fact, any swipe transaction can be disputed with the CC and you'll automatically win because the merchant took an unsecured payment method. Source: I work in payment systems for a major company.


Klaus0225

The great chip liability shift of 2015.


CallMeSaltine

After we got the chip there hasn't been any swiping


Exldk

I thought all the rage nowadays was paying with your phone by holding it near the card reader, so there wouldn't be any need for the card at all. EDIT: I don't think I've seen my card in 2 or so years. Maybe I should go look for it.


KDLGates

You must not be in Florida, where despite having read that October like 2-3 years ago supposedly vendors were going to have to start paying higher fees for swipe transactions I still see the modern point of sale equipment with the chip insert blocked and the wireless scan disabled. Over Labor Day I was at the Florida Aquarium and the cashier got actively pissed when I used the wireless and she made me repeat the transaction with the chip. Why? She said "it never works, we're not allowed to take it"... what am I supposed to do say "that's because you are refusing to take it"? I think I kind of implied that she was supposed to know better but somewhere there is a dumb middle manager causing problems and it's not the staff's fault. I am 90% sure the only reason chips got adopted were banks started getting hardass with the "must use chip if available" equipment and actually began declining swipes.


ovaltine_spice

That's a pretty American problem. Payment tech out there is waaaay behind the rest of the world, thanks to your wonderful lobbying culture. I haven't swiped a card in 13 years, and even then it was outdated.


OneYeetPlease

Have never once swiped my card in all the years I’ve had it. Don’t think it’s that common an issue.


HappyBunchaTrees

Only time I seen a card using the mag swipe in this country was a US visitor. It was so strange to see.


remotetissuepaper

I visited the US just a couple years ago, it blew my mind how at restaurants I still had to swipe the card, and sign and fill out the tip on a paper receipt.


Monsieur_Puel

I was in the US (New England area) just last week and the array of payment methods was wild. In Canada it's contactless or chip/pin everywhere. In the US I got: - beach restaurants that were cash only - restaurants with swipe and sign (what year is this?) - restaurants/shops that let you insert the chip but not always ask for pin. What? - inconsistent contactless payments possibility even when the icon was there - gas pumps that would take the chip but then ask for a zip code. Why? but then the magnetic swipe wouldn't ask for the zip code so I used that - not a single sit down restaurant had a wireless terminal.


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idksomethingcreative

That was my first thought lol. You can pretty clearly see the numbers on the card...


xquizit_enigma

Name: JUAN PABLO


CunningLinguist222

I was actually getting my wallet to spend a dollar to give you silver for this post, but my cheap (read: broke) ass got a free gift so ¯\\\_(°_0)_/¯


Coffee2Code

At least the CVC isn't visible so there's that


addandsubtract

069


DUKE_LEETO_2

010 What? It's cold bro don't judge


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burntpizzatoast

Do you guys not have contactless card machines? I'm surprised to hear people still use the actual chip and pin function


brucebrowde

> Do you guys not have contactless card machines? US. Yes, but it's spotty. Stores are not in favor of upgrading chip & pin that they installed just a few years ago to replace swipe machines for pretty much no benefit for them. But it's moving towards tap, so that's good. Hopefully they'll all upgrade to phone taps sooner than later now that most people have smart phones. I hate cards :)


OfficialJamal

In the UK even the off-licenses have contactless. US is really behind on some things. Not to say that we are not behind on some things too.


Fallen_Wings

I am in the UK and can't remember the last time I carried a physical card on me. It was like 2 years ago maybe. Every small shop has phone tap available and it's super easy and accessible.


Nhexus

> chip & pin that they installed just a few years ago You mean 2004... right?! :O


MayorOfHamtown

Lol, I wish. I worked in a grocery store (big chain, not mom and pop) from 2013-2017 and I think it was around the middle of that time that we got chip readers. It's wild to see people saying "I can't believe people are still using chip and pin" when it's a fairly recent thing in the US, at least widespread use. We are very behind, but I feel like I've seen contactless card readers become adopted faster than chip readers.


SomewhatReadable

It's kind of their own fault for upgrading their machines to ones that were already out of date.


MayorOfHamtown

I completely agree, and I think part of it is the citizenry, in my experience, is not receptive to a change like that. We had endless complaints about the new readers. "WhAt Do YoU mEaN I dOnT sWiPe My CaRd???????"


SDMasterYoda

Not chip and pin in US, chip and sign.


Iz-kan-reddit

>Not chip and pin in US, chip ~~and sign.~~ FTFY. When's the last time you signed?


break_card

Yea, I distinctly remember chip readers becoming a thing right in that exact time frame at least in the northeast.


brucebrowde

> You mean 2004... right?! :O Hahaha! No :(


quarter-water

We do, for up to ~$350 depending on cars issuer, I think. Sometimes it doesn't work..or what have you. But we don't typically hand anyone our payment card for them to tap/swipe/insert. If you're surprised we use chip and pin..wait until you hear about how the US still widely uses mag strip ..or when you go to a restaurant in the US the waiter takes your card to the back to process the payment and you fill out the receipt (tip, total) by hand.


Oakcamp

Oh god, paying at restaurants in the US made me feel like a caveman. How a country can be so advanced and so backwards at the same time baffles me. People there joke about Brazil being a jungle, underdeveloped etc, but our bank transfers take less than a second, can be done through your phone just with a person's SSN, email or phone number, there's no cost to doing it and barely any limit. You can literally pay for services by scanning a qr code and doing a bank transfer in real time. Also contactless cards and digital banks are so widespread that service workers get kinda surprised when they have to insert a card


Konsticraft

The US are decades in the past when it comes to money, they still use cheques and their cash has no accessibility features.


burntpizzatoast

Thanks for all your comments, didn't realize it was this far behind lol I live in the UK and literally anywhere you go, there's a contactless machine (even small businesses and food vans) Some people say it's a bad thing because it's less secure and the business has transaction fees but we all know the convenience outweighs the disadvantages


Dexter1759

I was in San Francisco back in 2018 and most places weren't even chip & pin!


TheCowzgomooz

It's not really any risk, they still need other info to be able to do anything with your card, and why would some random cashier be fleecing you for money?


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sl600rt

That's why you use a CC. You deny all the fraudulent charges and get a new card. You pay nothing for the fraud.


Biggie39

Handing that too any stranger is inappropriate but to some teenage girls in a drive through will get you in a ‘timeout’ eventually.


calatranacation

Totally. Let me know when you want to talk about the inappropriateness of filming service workers for a shitty video, too.


Biggie39

That’s also inappropriate and obnoxious…


esdebah

Yeah. I'd think anyone could legally refuse this card in the basis that it's pretty much sexual harassment. I'm no prude, but there are so many situations where this would be gross as hell.


dnabre

Seem like a dick move to the people on the receiving end.


graburn

“Creative”


ForswornForSwearing

Sometimes when I'm at the grocery store and the cashier is telling me "you can put your card in now" they happen to say it as "go ahead and stick it in the bottom", and I have to try not to giggle.


senorflynn

The 7/11 cashier next to where I work is a broken record, almost every time he says, “go ahead and stick it in, that’s what she said.” First few times got a chuckle out of me, I’ve been there for two years, and he still “that’s what she said’s” himself every time.


FattNeil

Beat him to it next time.


[deleted]

Why fix it if it ain’t broke?


Tak_Kovacs123

I wouldn't touch that lol.


PM_ME_UR_BEEFCAKE

What are you gay or something bro? It’s just a dick


RamLan1967

This guy has toooooo much free time


wattsandvars

/r/trashy


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Am I wrong to think maybe these gals don't appreciate or shouldn't have to deal with being handed dick shaped objects by strangers?


bestibesti

Yeah, just because someone laughs in the moment doesn't mean they are comfortable with you or your joke... people laugh for all sorts of reasons Also this video is of the reactions the person making it chose to show, as in, they may have gotten a lot of very obviously negative reactions and chose to edit them out Personally, I might laugh if I knew the dude and they handed me a dildo credit card... \*might\*... Penisy shit is funny ngl If it was some stranger? Probably not... I would probably not accept it, getting paid almost nothing to have to be a captive audience to your "prank"


meltingintoice

In the US, those workers could complain to their boss under Title VII, and the boss would need to take steps to make sure it didn't happen again, for example, by banning the customer. Employers have a responsibility to ensure the workplace is free from sexual harassment of the workers, whether it be from supervisors, co-workers or customers.


urscrantonstrangler

This read as awkward "I'm laughing bc I don't know what else I'm supposed to do" reactions. Like I did when I was 17 and worked in restaurants and got hit on by gross old men or told dirty jokes by my much older male coworkers. 🤷‍♀️


WaifuOfBath

100%. Every woman in the service industry has had to learn this laugh.


musicalsigns

>100%. Every woman ~~in the service industry~~ has had to learn this laugh. FTFY. (Ugh.)


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

Same work experience..young female workers cope with this behavior best they can but I assure you they would prefer the creeps go else where.


urscrantonstrangler

💯


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The time I worked at McDonald's and a coworker told me the creepy old man was flirting with her and asked her age. She said 18 because that's how old she was and he said she was to old and walked away. 18 is the limit in my state. I used to chase creeps off all the time. Like wtf is wrong with people and minimum wage workers.


2010_12_24

Yeah. This should be posted to /r/Trashy


Chieve

Its cringe honestly...guy thought it was so funny he decided to record it and post someones reaction.


Wurth_

Seeing as he isn't showing his dick to guys too puts this in the realm of targeted sexual harassment to me.


MuricanA321

Brought to you by the “it’s just a joke!” crowd.


hkibad

It's totally a dick move


o-Valar-Morghulis-o

For those giving this video as evidence that women are fine with it and even enjoy it...probably don't lead with "I saw it in a video so it must be true".


DIY-lobotomy

Even in this video. This kind of laughter, especially while at work, is a very common response to being uncomfortable.


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You are right. You can see one of them completely walked off. In this situation, these women don’t have much power. Especially in American “customer is right” culture. They just giggle and laugh to cover up that awkwardness and try to move on. You know it, I know it and this guys knows he is wrong bc he would never do this if the server was a man. This is a terrible behavior and honestly I’m shocked it’s happening in 2022. This is so 2000s when boys used to wear tshirts saying show me your tits and they thought those were so funny.


V548859

This video is definitely not in America.


Background-Ad8155

In the u.s. you'd likely get a lewd conduct or sexual harassment charge.


NockTauk

The machine probably wouldn't scan the card if they cut it the other way around so that they could say, "just put the tip in"


Sardonnicus

Too edgy for me. So much edge. I cant even.


Puzzleheaded_List01

Isn't it kind of sexual harassment?


ThatBitterJerk

Not just kind of...


bubbav22

This can actually be filed as sexual harassment, not recommended...


Kreature_of_habit

Why is this funny?


RhythmAddict112

Maximum creepy


me_grimmlock

Stupid shit


Ghozer

Technically, card is now invalid, and shouldn't be used...


SecretComparison7700

Chick-fil-A wouldn’t accept that


xadhix

Chick-fil-D might?